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Essential Inks posted:#78
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 05:58 |
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CannonFodder posted:I know that Geordie is an English accent (from Newcastle?) but for the life of me when they get slangy it's like listening to Flemish. There's nowt wrong wi' owt that mithering clutterbucks don't barley grummet. It's a parody of rural Lancashire, not Geordies, but still. It's from the classic Goodies episode Kung Fu Kapers, in which they parodied the martial arts craze of the mid-1970s and specifically the TV show Kung Fu by having Bill Oddie claim to have travelled to "the mystic North" to learn the secrets of ancient Lancastrian fighting arts. At one point t'Grand Master imparts the above as a Zen-like koan. Translated, it means "Something is not wrong because fools complain they don't understand it".
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 08:35 |
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Paladinus posted:What a good dog. It let someone attack its owner and walked away with a stranger. Tunicate posted:Can't blame a German Sheppard for just following orders.
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 02:16 |
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criscodisco posted:Ambassadorial starships have to be prepared for any cultural eventuality. It's a gloryhole with a rotating crew roster. Trast posted:"Six days a week this is the best job in the galaxy," the lieutenant said to the ensign.
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 02:29 |
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I dont get it
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 12:14 |
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free basket of chips posted:I dont get it Gloryhole - on good terms with the people of Risa which is a "pleasure planet" in Star Trek, apparently - the captain rubs his jaw because he needs to give blowjobs to aliens.
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 12:22 |
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free basket of chips posted:I dont get it quote:A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they're at sea for so long. spog has a new favorite as of 12:36 on Oct 26, 2016 |
# ? Oct 26, 2016 12:32 |
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Who has to suck off the Horta? Do they get hazard pay? Does the Horta even get anything out of it? "NO HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL I"
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 12:46 |
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froglet posted:
Malachite_Dragon posted:That's not a mullet. I don't think there is a name for that travesty. Parts Kit posted:It's like the Ur-Mullet. Mierenneuker posted:The μllet.
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:34 |
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I was surprised to find that that's not Max Landis.
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 17:04 |
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Dirtbag Diva posted:Having your fiance get upset at being "disrespected" for being asked to collect clam shells in Connecticut is quite possibly the whitest predicament ever. Collecting....shells...?! What are we, peasants?
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 01:34 |
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Does anyone have that short series of TCC vignettes that ends with someone falling into the Paris catacombs and shaking a skeleton by the shoulder while shouting "HEY MY NIGGA HAVE YOU TRIED LSD"?
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 11:11 |
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Sanford posted:Does anyone have that short series of TCC vignettes that ends with someone falling into the Paris catacombs and shaking a skeleton by the shoulder while shouting "HEY MY NIGGA HAVE YOU TRIED LSD"? That's about the state of SA in general, not TCC specifically. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749412&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=76#post461795189 Here, in this very thread!
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 15:33 |
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Laserjet 4P posted:That's about the state of SA in general, not TCC specifically. I like the quote down the page about the guy calling the FBI because somebody said they were gonna shoot up a school in that Space Station 13 game.
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 16:07 |
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Silly, but I liked it.RatHat posted:Bones are not fossils. Random Stranger posted:How do you know this? Have you ever seen a bone and a fossil in the same place? Bertrand Hustle posted:Your mom has.
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 18:36 |
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Laserjet 4P posted:That's about the state of SA in general, not TCC specifically. Aah perfect thank you, I went back to about page 90; just gave up too soon!
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 18:44 |
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Does anyone have the one which is about board games and ends with something along the lines of "Ill hang you in the lollypop forest"?
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 19:11 |
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Laserjet 4P posted:That's about the state of SA in general, not TCC specifically. Suggestion: could this get edited into the first post since it seems to be one that folks come in here looking for?
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 21:47 |
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Just gonna note again that the Hawaii yoga resort tree stump remover machine was stolen because it was chained to a tree stump.
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 21:53 |
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Does anyone have the posts of the guy who was toxxed after the Super Bowl to mention the Seahawks in his next 50 posts? He did a great job shoehorning some of them. I think his name was may contain peanuts?
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:34 |
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PopeCrunch posted:I had to bring my kid in for a blood draw for somethingorother a few years back, and he - well. He did none of the above.
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 23:00 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Does anyone have the posts of the guy who was toxxed after the Super Bowl to mention the Seahawks in his next 50 posts? He did a great job shoehorning some of them. I think his name was may contain peanuts?
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# ? Oct 27, 2016 23:33 |
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Seatoxx is one of the greatest things to ever occur on the internet.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 00:31 |
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Subjunctive posted:Seatoxx is one of the greatest things to ever occur on the internet. It was. Unfortunately the copycats he spawned are very rarely as good as he is.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 00:35 |
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He got drat near to the 600 too before the mod realized he was still doing it and let him off the hook.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 02:20 |
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Chichevache posted:It was. Unfortunately the copycats he spawned are very rarely as good as he is. You just can't match the desperation of a man who really doesn't want to lose $10.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 02:31 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Finally, whale lice are crustaceans and are specific to whale species (and even gender), so don't worry about one latching on if you swim in the ocean. Unless you're a porpoise or something. Data Graham posted:I think a lot of us claim to be
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 03:49 |
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 04:18 |
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Shugojin posted:You just can't match the desperation of a man who really doesn't want to lose $10. Making a bet with a toxx and then just eating the ban and rebuying your account without even a token attempt to do what you said you would is lame though.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 08:30 |
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That's what I'm saying, he was doing it because he was being a good sport about his own thing because he had to If you just want to copy a guy without going through the effort of toxxing yourself well it just won't be as good as the guy who did
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 14:27 |
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Moot . posted:fun story: iwas pissing off the side of this canyon (dead horse point in Utah, like 700 ft down) trippint lsd and giggling about how the updraft was taking my piss upwards and I heard my friend like 20ft behind me go "aaugh wtf". he was taking a picture for some foreign tourists and my space piss arc was raining all over them.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 14:45 |
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Then follows some discussion about whether the crew got out and how they did so. hobbesmaster posted:No slides on cargo planes? Ola posted:It's FedEx, so there's a note on the door and the pilots are available for delivery at the local parcel center.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 20:45 |
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social vegan posted:operator: "Hello this is 911 what is your emergency"
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 21:36 |
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omg lmao fantastic
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 22:15 |
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That is pretty funny and good.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 22:19 |
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Aw yeah, that's the good stuff.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 22:32 |
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if you liked that post, please come say hi in this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765007
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 22:37 |
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drat actually laughing out loud from this one
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 23:12 |
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nice try hogge wild but if i'm going to join a cult it's going to be one with a lot more loving
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 23:16 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:a forum you have to be funny in? incomprehensible. *swivels chair back around to 6x6 monitor setup with various Megathreads on auto refresh*
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# ? Oct 30, 2016 18:06 |