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Complaint Compilation: Apr 8, 2016

Lightning Knight posted:

Lmao kangaroo Obama is such a good mental image tho.

Oh go gently caress yourself.

God I'm moderately aroused and I'm straight.

Is that a butt on the lower left? :stonk:

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Tiny Brontosaurus: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Lightning Knight posted:

Lmao kangaroo Obama is such a good mental image tho.

Oh go gently caress yourself.

God I'm moderately aroused and I'm straight.

Yeah respect. I hope Hillary appoints him special undersecretary of swole.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:42

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

emdash posted:

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/303034-trump-aide-we-have-three-major-voter-suppression

did this get posted? Unnamed source, but a "senior Trump official" actually used the sentence "We have three major voter suppression operations under way"

Nothing matters

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:42

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

EugeneJ posted:

Are you here illegally or something

Please, explain to me what you think this post contributes to a discussion.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:42

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

WampaLord posted:

What a shock!

I'm an albino african american, nice racism you idiot

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:43

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

emdash posted:

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/303034-trump-aide-we-have-three-major-voter-suppression

did this get posted? Unnamed source, but a "senior Trump official" actually used the sentence "We have three major voter suppression operations under way"

It did but that's not really what they mean. They're referring to a campaign to demoralize Dem voters and try and make them stay home, which is a perfectly legitimate tactic in the abstract. They're not referring to legally trying to bar people from voting. They just are dumb and used the wrong phrase.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:44

pumpinglemma: Apr 28, 2009; DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Apraxin posted:

Yeah, I feel you. President Romney was a much more plausible prospect at this point in 2012 than President Trump is now, but I never felt as miserable about it then as I do now. I think it's Trump himself being so much worse than what we're used to. Everything Trump does that hurts him and drives down his chances also makes the prospect of him winning increasingly terrifying. Even a couple of months ago I'd have thought 'the election of Donald Trump means the end of the American democracy as we know it' was hyperbole, but with the course he's taken since the first debate it seems plausible now. Even if the polls had him polling at sub 10% and the only people at his rallies came to throw rotten fruit at him, I'd still be a little uneasy until November 9th.

There's also the fun and exciting question of how many people are going to get assaulted or shot by deplorable "poll watchers" for voting while black or Hispanic. And what's going to happen if/when Trump loses and refuses to accept the result. This election can't end soon enough.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:43

PotatoManJack: Nov 9, 2009

Here's a hypothetical I started thinking about from the whole 'Behind the Barn' thing from a couple of days ago when Trump responded to Biden's call out saying he'd love to fight Biden.

So what if they actually setup a boxing match?

On the one hand, I'd love to see it take place because I'm 90% sure Biden would destroy baby hands and it would tank Trump to even further depths. But on the other hand, what if by some miracle Trump wins? Does that re-energize his campaign enough to challenge for the whitehouse?

So Goons, I ask you this - if the boxing match were proposed would you want it to go ahead?

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:43

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Lightning Knight posted:

Lmao kangaroo Obama is such a good mental image tho.

Oh go gently caress yourself.

God I'm moderately aroused and I'm straight.

Would you say you're standing tall at your caucus?

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:44

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

You mean Martin O'Malley and his traveling gun show

Now if you want a Dem that has the worst loving record on issues Black people care about you found him.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:44

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

mcmagic posted:

Probably much the same and she would be running on a worse platform.

this guy thinks platforms matter to voters after living through the last year

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Complaint Compilation: Apr 8, 2016

Ok you're just a FYAD reject.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:44

Tiny Brontosaurus: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Dexo posted:

Now if you want a Dem that has the worst loving record on issues Black people care about you found him.

What if I really care about shirtless dudes

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:45

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

PotatoManJack posted:

Here's a hypothetical I started thinking about from the whole 'Behind the Barn' thing from a couple of days ago when Trump responded to Biden's call out saying he'd love to fight Biden.

So what if they actually setup a boxing match?

On the one hand, I'd love to see it take place because I'm 90% sure Biden would destroy baby hands and it would tank Trump to even further depths. But on the other hand, what if by some miracle Trump wins? Does that re-energize his campaign enough to challenge for the whitehouse?

So Goons, I ask you this - if the boxing match were proposed would you want it to go ahead?

Trump has the height advantage...

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:44

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

Please, explain to me what you think this post contributes to a discussion.

He's claiming Doomsday with a Trump win and not citing a reason

I think illegals have the most vested reason to not want a Trump win

Who else is literally afraid of a Trump win?

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:46

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Complaint Compilation posted:

Ok you're just a FYAD reject.

I don't think you know what FYAD is.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:45

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

EugeneJ posted:

He's claiming Doomsday with a Trump win and not citing a reason

I think illegals have the most vested reason to not want a Trump win

Who else is literally afraid of a Trump win?

lmao

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:45

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Yeah respect. I hope Hillary appoints him special undersecretary of swole.

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Would you say you're standing tall at your caucus?

Word.

Dexo posted:

Now if you want a Dem that has the worst loving record on issues Black people care about you found him.

Yeah... It's kind of a shame. He makes a mean speech and he seems cool but he's a white dude with a bad record on race. Cross one more off the list. :smith:

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:45

Tiny Brontosaurus: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

PotatoManJack posted:

Here's a hypothetical I started thinking about from the whole 'Behind the Barn' thing from a couple of days ago when Trump responded to Biden's call out saying he'd love to fight Biden.

So what if they actually setup a boxing match?

On the one hand, I'd love to see it take place because I'm 90% sure Biden would destroy baby hands and it would tank Trump to even further depths. But on the other hand, what if by some miracle Trump wins? Does that re-energize his campaign enough to challenge for the whitehouse?

So Goons, I ask you this - if the boxing match were proposed would you want it to go ahead?

I'd want it to happen after the election because I think Biden might accidentally kill him with the first punch, and we don't need Donnie to become a martyr

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Complaint Compilation: Apr 8, 2016

FactsAreUseless posted:

I don't think you know what FYAD is.

I really absolutely don't. Was talking about TBS.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:45

Armani: Jun 22, 2008; Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Being a stay at home parent is easy. Watch some TV, check on the kids, make sure the latch to their cages are secure, take a nap, fill their bottles and attach it to the side of the cage, make sure their running wheel works, go for a jog yourself. Super simple stuff guys.

My sister has twins and is nodding sagely at your post.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:47

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I'm literally afraid of a Trump win and also literally afraid of draculas and they both have about the same chance of sneaking in my room at night and sucking me dry.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:47

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

Martin O'Malley should fight Paul Ryan to the death to see who gets to be the political leader of white swoleness.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:47

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

emdash posted:

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/303034-trump-aide-we-have-three-major-voter-suppression

did this get posted? Unnamed source, but a "senior Trump official" actually used the sentence "We have three major voter suppression operations under way"

Yea they are talking about it on Bloomberg right now. The defense from the Trump camp is they "didn't mean it in the illegal sense" but just "keeping certain groups from being interested in voting."

It doesn't take a political wonk to realize voter suppression is a BAD PHRASE

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:46

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

EugeneJ posted:

He's claiming Doomsday with a Trump win and not citing a reason

I think illegals have the most vested reason to not want a Trump win

Who else is literally afraid of a Trump win?

He's openly said he wants to use nuclear weapons in the Middle East, and you know what, I'm not gonna play "oh but he doesn't MEAN that, oh but he's trying to get a better DEAL, oh but but but but but I can intuit the mind of the orange Mussolini," - I'm gonna take Domald Tromp at his word. He would like to use nuclear weapons in a non-retaliatory way.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:48

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I'm literally afraid of a Trump win and also literally afraid of draculas and they both have about the same chance of sneaking in my room at night and sucking me dry.

Your uncles should have changed up their costumes when they saw they were wearing the same thing

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:48

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Lightning Knight posted:

Martin O'Malley should fight Paul Ryan to the death to see who gets to be the political leader of white swoleness.

Paul Ryan isnt even swole, gtfoutta here.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:49

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

What if I really care about shirtless dudes

also Pfft single issue voters

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:48

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

EugeneJ posted:

Your uncles should have changed up their costumes when they saw they were wearing the same thing

I've seen you try to make jokes before, but here's the thing: you're really, really not good at it. I mean I'm glad you're trying, because it's better than the times I see you go into a funny thread and post something really sincere and really stupid, but... boy. Not great.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:49

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Paul Ryan isnt even swole, gtfoutta here.

Well yeah he's a basic beta bitch and that's why O'Malley would win. But Ryan has to pay for that 2012 photo shoot he did pretending to be swole. Posers gonna pose.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:49

emdash: Oct 19, 2003; and?

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Yea they are talking about it on Bloomberg right now. The defense from the Trump camp is they "didn't mean it in the illegal sense" but just "keeping certain groups from being interested in voting."

It doesn't take a political wonk to realize voter suppression is a BAD PHRASE

Yeah it's stupid enough that they deserve to answer for it for a day or two. That's all I'm hoping for...

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:50

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

Dexo posted:

also Pfft single issue voters

Ok. He might be a little swole. Maybe a bit. But still. He has to defend the swoleness title and I don't think he's got what it takes.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:51

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

EugeneJ posted:

He's claiming Doomsday with a Trump win and not citing a reason

I think illegals have the most vested reason to not want a Trump win

Who else is literally afraid of a Trump win?

Do you know people who are literally afraid of a Clinton win? They must be wife beating clan members then. Who else would be?

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:51

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Armani posted:

My sister has twins and is nodding sagely at your post.

I just left work early so my wife could take one of the twins to the ER. The other one greeted me by making GBS threads through his clothes on all over my shirt like 30 seconds after I got home.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:51

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

cant cook creole bream posted:

Do you know people who are literally afraid of a Clinton win? They must be wife beating clan members then. Who else would be?

Yes, all the people who I know that own guns are terrified of a clinton presidency.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:53

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump' https://t.co/PlutfsweLd | Getty https://t.co/EcqY0EU25N

Election cancelled guys

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:53

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Yes, all the people who I know that own guns are terrified of a clinton presidency.

How can they sustain such elevated levels of terror at the prospect of possibly maybe in a long distance time frame with plenty of advance warning, legislative action that might potentially interfere with their hobby can appear? I mean, I know the answer (self-medication by buying more guns) but you'd think there'd be substantial health outcomes. Fortunately I'm sure it is forbidden to scientifically examine such things.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:53

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

EugeneJ posted:

He's claiming Doomsday with a Trump win and not citing a reason

I think illegals have the most vested reason to not want a Trump win

Who else is literally afraid of a Trump win?

I'm kinda opposed to national stop and frisk. Or any for that matter

That kinda scares me.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:54

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

greatn posted:

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump' https://t.co/PlutfsweLd | Getty https://t.co/EcqY0EU25N

Election cancelled guys

"Her policies are so bad" ok so we've finally hit Peak Projection guys.

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Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

greatn posted:

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump' https://t.co/PlutfsweLd | Getty https://t.co/EcqY0EU25N

Election cancelled guys

Well Im convinced.

Sorry Hilary. His argument has no flaws.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 22:54

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