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Leon Einstein posted:I like how that guy cares more about his friend saying his girlfriend is in another guy's lap than his girlfriend actually being in some guy's lap. The difference is that she's doing it to earn a living, he's doing it to be an rear end in a top hat. It's a lot easier to rationalize one than it is the other.
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Leon Einstein posted:I like how that guy cares more about his friend saying his girlfriend is in another guy's lap than his girlfriend actually being in some guy's lap. His username is proudBFofastripper
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 15:37 |
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Gaunab posted:His username is proudBFofastripper Is that a throwaway account specifically for this post or is he a fetishist I mean I guess it could be both, but he def comes off either as a fetishist or as super defensive
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 15:39 |
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The friend's obviously doing it to be an rear end in a top hat, but to be fair there was a decent chance she was in fact in another guy's lap if she was working when he asked that
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:10 |
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I (23/M) inadvertently hit my girlfriend (22/M) in the face really hard because she tickled me (and she knows I'm ticklish), but now shes acting like I deliberately did it.quote:Throwaway because everyone does it. And because I'm pretty sure no one else uses the word zap, I'm referring to when someone pokes you in the side of your stomach, and you do really weird things reflexively.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:21 |
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My [17F] brother [13M] is going on his first date tomorrow with [13F]. My brothers gave him a list on what woman 'like' am I right to take this to mom?quote:My brothers gave my little brother dating advice in the form of a list. It did not seem right and so he came to me I haven't looked if the OP posted the rest of the list.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:23 |
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Help, Reddit, my brothers are pranking each other and I need the Internet to decide whether I tell mommy
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:24 |
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Dear Reddit, I suspect my brother may, in fact, have prince albert in a can. brb, my refrigerator is running. I get the complaint, I do hope the little brother gets the joke and doesn't mess up his date, but yeah.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:27 |
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HardDiskD posted:My [17F] brother [13M] is going on his first date tomorrow with [13F]. My brothers gave him a list on what woman 'like' am I right to take this to mom? These brothers know what's up. Failure is the best teacher and laughter the best medicine. They were just trying to give the little guy some learning lumps followed by mirthful introspection which should help assuage the mental anguish, in about 30 years. Best siblings.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:28 |
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Me [24 M] with my girlfriend [22F] of a year, I said something stupid and now my girlfriend wont stop crying. I think she's going to dump me.quote:I just want to start by saying I love my girlfriend. She's funny and smart and beautiful and I can see myself with her for a very long time. Im also kind of an rear end in a top hat. I don't do it on purpose. Sometimes I just say really awful poo poo. OP in the comments posted:See part of the problem is Ive said similarly stupid poo poo in the past. last summer I accidentally let it slip that I think I'm smarter and better looking than her. She almost ended the relationship. Something about not wanting to be with someone who didn't value her. She already forgave me once, I don't know if she will again. Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Oct 28, 2016 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Me [24 M] with my girlfriend [22F] of a year, I said something stupid and now my girlfriend wont stop crying. I think she's going to dump me. selling panties?
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:32 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Me [24 M] with my girlfriend [22F] of a year, I said something stupid and now my girlfriend wont stop crying. I think she's going to dump me. loving . HardDiskD posted:selling panties? Do you want to go down that rabbit hole? Cause it's a doozy.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:34 |
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HardDiskD posted:selling panties? In your heart of heart, you know exactly what that means.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Me [24 M] with my girlfriend [22F] of a year, I said something stupid and now my girlfriend wont stop crying. I think she's going to dump me. It's so weird how all these hotter girls have watermarks on their picture! It must be a sign they're so hot they do modeling in their free time, when they're not selling panties.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:38 |
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He should dump her first and try to trade up to a smarter solid 8
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:38 |
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So she's selling her used panties? Wtf.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:40 |
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sad guy posted:I was scrolling through her competition I have always heard of people selling them, but is there like a pantie ebay.. maybe a... pantebay?
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:42 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Me [24 M] with my girlfriend [22F] of a year, I said something stupid and now my girlfriend wont stop crying. I think she's going to dump me. Even if you've never had a girlfriend before I think this is the kind of thing you're supposed to figure out not to do by watching sitcoms and poo poo
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I had depression at that age and my parents brushed it off and downplayed it as well - with only a half-hearted apology about ten years later for getting it wrong when they realised I still have it - it loving sucks so I have to empathise with the kid here. I internalised the idea that I probably was just an angsty teenager and any doctor/therapist would laugh me away so I never got the help I needed. Oh, I agree with you. His mom blocking access to meds or doctors cause of big pharma is insane, almost abusive if it's consistent and obvious that he needs or wants help. I just thought his turns of phrase were particularly "teenage" if that makes sense. kuddles posted:"My boyfriend kept a major lie about being a decade older than he claimed from me for over a year, and when finally caught he provided another bullshit lie to explain his reason for that lie, but also he's like my best friend. Also, I lost my sexual desire for him. Reddit, please confirm that once I marry him and start a family, these issues will disappear." I think there is a healthy dose of co-dependence in most of these posts. Like, she's invested part of her identity into this creep and doesn't realize it.
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sleppy posted:I have always heard of people selling them, but is there like a pantie ebay? There's a whole subreddit. People make weird requests about what they do in the panties first, and there's a weird system of "proof" required. It's a whole thing.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:43 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:Oh, I agree with you. His mom blocking access to meds or doctors cause of big pharma is insane, almost abusive if it's consistent and obvious that he needs or wants help. I just thought his turns of phrase were particularly "teenage" if that makes sense. Look, I didn't waste the last three years cybering with this weirdo just to not go through with a lifelong commitment.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:47 |
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drat, SA needs a response to this if we're gonna keep our edge, someone make a goon boxer shorts buying/selling/trading thread.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:47 |
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Lotta people ITT have never watched Orange Is The New Black
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:49 |
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i would have never imagined that farting on your underwear would raise its value
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:50 |
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WampaLord posted:There's a whole subreddit. People make weird requests about what they do in the panties first, and there's a weird system of "proof" required. Do skidmarks increase the value,
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:55 |
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One of my favorite parts of the big age gap stories is that they inevitably mention 1) being very mature for their age and 2) the older guy being hilariously immature for his. They're always wrong about point 1, and I don't see how anyone could read point 2 as anything other than a massive red flag
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Leon Einstein posted:Do skidmarks increase the value, WHo knows weirdo, why don't you google it instead of trying to make SA your own personal shopper service jeez.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:59 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Do skidmarks increase the value, If they do then let me tell you friend, I'm sitting on a gold mine
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 16:58 |
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loquacius posted:Lotta people ITT have never watched Orange Is The New Black I watched the first season way back whenever. It was p good.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:If they do then let me tell you friend, I'm sitting on a gold mine
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Dial-a-Dog posted:One of my favorite parts of the big age gap stories is that they inevitably mention 1) being very mature for their age and 2) the older guy being hilariously immature for his. They're always wrong about point 1, and I don't see how anyone could read point 2 as anything other than a massive red flag Yeah, it's funny that they think so much of themselves that they think they're mentally beyond their peers but not enough to leave an obviously bad situation.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 17:03 |
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I remember the selling used panties thing from an episode of some late night HBO or Cinemax show I watched when I was 12 or 13 or something. Pretty sure it's a thing that started in Japan.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 17:07 |
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Another long epic that has a simple solution.quote:Me[21M] with my GF[21F] I just found out that she went went to her "friend"[20?M] apartment to try have sex with him, but turned it down last minute
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quote:I'll try to make this as succinct as possible. try harder
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Gaunab posted:Another long epic that has a simple solution. Update 2: after I broke up with her, she went outside and started hitting HER OWN CAR WITH HER OWN BOOKS
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 17:57 |
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What's everyone's take on all the phone snooping? I mean it catches cheaters but drat, that's a violation of privacy.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 17:58 |
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Lock your phone
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 18:00 |
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If someone wants to look through my homoerotic chat logs to my besties on my phone, they're welcome to if they crack my 4 digit code or otherwise gain access. I'm going to make you at least put SOME effort into this relationship.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:What's everyone's take on all the phone snooping? I mean it catches cheaters but drat, that's a violation of privacy. if it proves something, the snooper has their suspicions confirmed; if it doesn't, the snooper is an untrusting rear end in a top hat. either way, they lose i call this the "entire history of you" rule
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kaschei posted:Lock your phone My marriage proposal got spoiled because of poor device security As in, the week I went online ring shopping, my wife's Macbook broke and she borrowed my SP2 while it was in the shop, and instead of setting her up with her own user account on the tablet I just let her use mine. And then she happened to be using it when a notification popped up about how my order from Blue Nile had just shipped. The moral of the story is make sure you and your S/O have separate digital lives. I mean, she can unlock my phone and I can unlock hers, because it only makes sense to be able to open up Google Maps on the other person's phone while driving or whatever, so maybe that's a bad example, but neither of us knows any of the other person's passwords
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