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Jack Trades posted:I wish someone wouldn't stop doing my laundry. Yes, I think this is my ideal struggle to (not) overcome.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:My goal in life is to become wealthy enough where I do not need to do laundry.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:48 |
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Jack Trades posted:I wish someone wouldn't stop doing my laundry. Aren't we just assume the FIL beats off to her dirty drawers?
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:48 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:My goal in life is to become wealthy enough where I do not need to do laundry. Does this mean you will pay someone to do it for you, or you don't have to work and therefore don't have to be presentable?
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:49 |
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Rick Rickshaw posted:Does this mean you will pay someone to do it for you, or you don't have to work and therefore don't have to be presentable? either way is fine
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Rick Rickshaw posted:Does this mean you will pay someone to do it for you, or you don't have to work and therefore don't have to be presentable? Life is a road with many paths my friend.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:51 |
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I (21/F) got my period on my fwb's (22/M) bed HELPquote:I'm hiding in the bathroom right now. He's asleep. We were having sex all weekend. The last time was kind of rough, so I guess he kick-started my cycle. I'm a week early. I woke up an hour ago due to cramps and as I got inside the bathroom I noticed there was blood on the back of my pyjamas. WHAT SHOULD I DO? I tiptoed inside the bedroom to check if I got any on his bed, and I did. It's not much, but I know he'll see it when he wakes up in the morning. Is it me or does 21 seem a bit old to be this immature about periods? It's not like she poo poo the bed or something.
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quote:My [28F] fiance [31M] wants to have a LOTR wedding.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:53 |
Man I got dogpiled hard while I was at lunch but two things 1) 54 40 or gently caress posted:James Deen is a professional porn star who chose to be in those films. It is goddamn creepy to save someone's facebook photos and collect videos/gifs of someone looking vaguely like them to beat off to it. Yeah point taken, but I guess I more meant that it's equally strange to me to have a folder of pics and vids regardless of the subject. Whether it's an acquaintance or a porn star feels pretty irrelevant to me. And 2) loquacius posted:Charles, I would like you to conduct a little experiment for me. Decide which of your girlfriend's friends is the hottest one, then "accidentally" let slip to your girlfriend that you are attracted to her. Observe the results. If she responds poorly, tell her that if she "just can't let it go" that you might be attracted to another person, she should sever and save you the annoyance of dealing with her. Post a trip report when you're done. Thanks Man she didn't tell him anything, it's like a totally different situation. It's cool to be attracted to people you know even if they are your SO's friends, it's not cool to be insensitive and say poo poo you know your SO won't like. Dude's annoying cause he's a snoop and came into this knowledge on his own and decides to get pissy about it to the internet. Girl's weird cause she has an obsession. If she had been like "hey I wanna gently caress your friend and here's my jill folder to prove it" it would be a completely different matter. (Aside, but I've mentioned to guys I've dated if I find their friends or other dudes attractive and they haven't really cared, but maybe gay dudes are different or I've dated chill people? idk) Nancy fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Oct 31, 2016 |
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Bonzo posted:I (21/F) got my period on my fwb's (22/M) bed HELP Maybe she did poo poo the bed and was too embarrassed to say that so she made up a story about her period instead figuring it was "close enough!" for advice purposes
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Complex, hard to follow narrative: Lord of the Rings.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:09 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:My goal in life is to become wealthy enough where I do not need to do laundry. How could you not post the content? quote:TMI Warning
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Charles Get-Out posted:Man she didn't tell him anything, it's like a totally different situation. It's cool to be attracted to people you know even if they are your SO's friends, it's not cool to be insensitive and say poo poo you know your SO won't like. There's a huge difference between "This person is hot/attractive" and "I would totally gently caress and/or fantasize about loving your buddy Steve," at least in my experience. The former can definitely be discussed in a healthy relationship, while I wouldn't blame someone for being put off by the latter.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:11 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Complex, hard to follow narrative: Lord of the Rings. It's a simple narrative, but both the movies and the books bury it under a lot of irrelevant crap so I can't really fault someone for not being bothered to follow along.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:There's a huge difference between "This person is hot/attractive" and "I would totally gently caress and/or fantasize about loving your buddy Steve," at least in my experience. The former can definitely be discussed in a healthy relationship, while I wouldn't blame someone for being put off by the latter. Totally agree, but Loquacius' hypothetical was telling your SO you're attracted to their friend only and I specifically called out in my post that it would be different if the girl outright said she wanted to gently caress the dude she's obsessing over.
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An ex of mine behaved like this after cheating on me and immediately switching over to the other dude (although not the part about the painting ). I think some people just deal with guilt poorly and expect it to be Everyone's Problem. Charles Get-Out posted:Totally agree, but Loquacius' hypothetical was telling your SO you're attracted to their friend only and I specifically called out in my post that it would be different if the girl outright said she wanted to gently caress the dude she's obsessing over. Dude, no, that's not the point. It's not about what you choose to tell them, that's why I said "'accidentally' let slip" rather than "schedule a meeting in their Google calendar, call it to order with a gavel, present them with a notarized proclamation, and keep minutes". It's about how if this is something your SO learns, for whatever reason, they are not going to take it well under any circumstances. You can't really blame him for being jealous. Any one of us and anyone any one of us will ever date would react the same way. (sorry for being heteronormative tho)
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:18 |
loquacius posted:Dude, no, that's not the point. It's not about what you choose to tell them, that's why I said "'accidentally' let slip" rather than "schedule a meeting in their Google calendar, call it to order with a gavel, present them with a notarized proclamation, and keep minutes". It's about how if this is something your SO learns, for whatever reason, they are not going to take it well under any circumstances. You can't really blame him for being jealous. Any one of us and anyone any one of us will ever date would react the same way. I think we're running in circles and I know I'm bad with words so being clear my position is harboring a sexual fixation is weird, snooping is weird, and I think the dude should be able to manage things and feelings without crying to reddit. My annoying comment was directed at him not being able to work through this like an adult.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:25 |
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Re: porn folder girlfriend. That is crazy as hell. Straight up crazy. She's saving tiny 6 second clips of dudes who look like their acquaintance. Her folder of porn is just this guy. This is a person she knows and apparently exclusively jacks it to. That's set dressing for a serial killer's house, is what that is. It's the thing noted in headlines like Kidnapper Kept Folder of Pictures of Victim, Police Reveal and Collage of Victim's Face Tattooed on Assailant's Body--Tattoo Also a Giant rear end Tree. Obviously this is real life and she's not going to lock this dude in her sex dungeon, but drat.
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Tiny Deer posted:Re: porn folder girlfriend. TIL I have lax standards lol
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:32 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:I think we're running in circles and I know I'm bad with words so being clear my position is harboring a sexual fixation is weird, snooping is weird, and I think the dude should be able to manage things and feelings without crying to reddit. My annoying comment was directed at him not being able to work through this like an adult. Yeahhhhh given the exact nature of the hidden digital porn shrine I can't really blame him for being at enough of a loss to turn to Reddit because I don't know what I'd do about that either Like, he should definitely be able to sort it out himself if he had just like heard her call his name in her sleep or overheard her making a joke about wanting to bone that dude to her friends on the phone or something, or even if he had snooped and found "List Of Dudes I Want to Bang.txt" with the other guy's name at the top, but the stalker factor takes it to another level. like, do you tell the guy, or
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:34 |
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Speaking of crazy: My [30F] family won't let me be in the family WhatsApp thread because I once screenshotted it quote:I'm pretty much the black sheep of the family, always have been.
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Lol if you don't keep an excel spreadsheet of everyone you wanna gently caress
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:36 |
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Holy poo poo the Most Controversial tab is a loving goldmine.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:38 |
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WampaLord posted:Speaking of crazy: Anyone want to take bets on what kind of hideous rainbow vomit she splashed on her head? EDIT: found the thread and it's "GO TO R/RAISEDBYNARCISSISTS AND SEVER!" all the way down, when I'd be willing to bet that a) the post was exaggerated as hell and b) that women is probably also annoying. Not sure why this little dysfunction tidbit is stuck in my craw! Bamabalacha fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Oct 31, 2016 |
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loquacius posted:like, do you tell the guy, or This is the really volatile part, from the responses here I know the friend I told would be way more creeped out than I was
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Bamabalacha posted:Anyone want to take bets on what kind of hideous rainbow vomit she splashed on her head? I guess it depends on if you want to believe the op, but if you do then her family sounds horrible.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:54 |
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Like, if I found out some lady had a clam jammin' collection dedicated to me I'd just wonder why. I would seriously be disappointed in their ambitions.
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Gaunab posted:I guess it depends on if you want to believe the op, but if you do then her family sounds horrible. Oh they do sound lovely, but the whole thing just made my eyes roll back in my head over every person involved.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 21:02 |
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Bonzo posted:I (21/F) got my period on my fwb's (22/M) bed HELP Some dudes are irrationally terrified of period blood. She's probably encountered one before.
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AnElegantPeacock posted:Some dudes are irrationally terrified of period blood. She's probably encountered one before. I don't think you can call yourself a man if you don't have your red wings.
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Zelder posted:Lol if you don't keep an excel spreadsheet of everyone you wanna gently caress Don't be like me and use a word doc, you'll miss out on the sorting options and have a harder time exporting to third party gently caress tracking programs.
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Cyberpope v2 posted:Sounds like he's the ultimate idiot who doesn't get signals, and she's the ultimate at passive aggressive playing hard to get. She wants to look at his stuff as an excuse to get close to him and make something happen. He's just too much of an idiot to realize. Not way. That is just way too loving chessmaster. What is the problem with just telling someone you like them? Sigh.
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Jenner posted:Not way. That is just way too loving chessmaster.
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Chichevache posted:I don't think you can call yourself a man if you don't have your red wings. I knew a dude in college that dumped his girlfriend of 6 months because she left a wrapped up used tampon in his bathroom trash can. He was a poo poo head though. I think he's in jail now though. Had a coke problem.
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Bamabalacha posted:Anyone want to take bets on what kind of hideous rainbow vomit she splashed on her head? I mean her hair probably did look bad but like, it's family you should probably be nice, especially if it's obvious your family member is real excited about it. Then again my mom is also a huge bitch about my (normal, undyed) hair so maybe I'm sensitive.
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P-Mack posted:Don't be like me and use a word doc, you'll miss out on the sorting options and have a harder time exporting to third party gently caress tracking programs. a pdf of places I wanna put my dick
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HardDiskD posted:My (19M) sister (21F) is suddenly avoiding our friendly neighbours (32F & 30M) even though we all get along very well. I don't know what happened and she's not telling me the truth. This one is hilarious to me. It's fine if you want to get freaky with as many people as will fit inside of a Chinese death cab, but maybe, just maybe you should be REALLY CONFIDENT that the person is potentially interested before you text them "u want sum fuk?"
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Some goon got luckyquote:Is it worth it? I (26m) and gf (25f) had a break after our 2 year relationship and she slept with her coworker.
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AnElegantPeacock posted:Some dudes are irrationally terrified of period blood. She's probably encountered one before. I guess soap, cold water and a towel are things she's never seen before.
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Chomp8645 posted:Complex, hard to follow narrative: Lord of the Rings. I knew a guy whose girlfriend dumped him because he didn't understand "Star Wars".
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