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Strep Vote posted:This is the thread that will survive in the future so that historians in 5000 AD can look at it in wonder and say to each other, "These ancients were just like us!" just like we do with the walls of Pompeii. Our current electronic data storage media don't last nearly as long as ancient walls. These posts are all tears in the rain.
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kuddles posted:[M28]My friend [M34] is dating a 16 year old and I don't know what to do to stop him. Drop him to the matt with a drop kick
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Zelder posted:Drop him to the matt with a drop kick Well, if age of consent is 16 wherever this is, then the actual solution is to just dump the friend. Dude probably isn't going to stop porking a dumb 16 yo because you tut at him or sock him in the jaw.
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I (27M) had drunken gay sex with my straight best friend (27M) and now I don't know what to do. Advice and similar experiences appreciated.quote:I'm a 27 year old gay guy and my friend is a 27 year old straight guy and we're both single. We've been friends for about 9 years and were housemates for 3 years during college. He's only ever slept with girls and I've never once thought that he might be gay (until now). I've been out of the closet since before I knew him and he's always been cool about it. The comments are gold. quote:Your friend is gay and just didn't know it. I'm not homophobic, but a bromance between a gay guy and a straight guy is a bromance between a gay guy and a closeted gay guy. No big deal. quote:Yeah, he's not straight; he is at least bi. I am straight and there is NO WAY I would sleep with a guy under any circumstances whatsoever. quote:Tbh fam it sounds like u both closet homosexuals tbh fam Nancy fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Nov 3, 2016 |
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Nov 3, 2016 01:05
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I'm so confused, did you post the right story to match that title and comments? Am I having a stroke? edit: there we go
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Pvt.Scott posted:Well, if age of consent is 16 wherever this is, then the actual solution is to just dump the friend. Dude probably isn't going to stop porking a dumb 16 yo because you tut at him or sock him in the jaw. I totally forgot about the age of consent tbh, someone should just kick that dudes rear end for preying on teenagers
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age is just a number that represents the concrete fact of how long you've been alive and experiencing events and situations and deriving context for your life thereby
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Pvt.Scott posted:Our current electronic data storage media don't last nearly as long as ancient walls. These posts are all tears in the rain. gonna carve it into two stone tablets with lasers, now what
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Nov 3, 2016 02:08
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This subreddit is illegible so don't post stories from it unless you wanna painstakingly add in persistent names instead of acronyms, but lol:quote:How to handle PMs from Fuckass Shitcunt Trolls Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Nov 3, 2016 |
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Nov 3, 2016 02:36
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:This subreddit is illegible so don't post stories from it unless you wanna painstakingly add in persistent names instead of acronyms, but lol: So, if someone calls you out on your poo poo but does you the favor of not embarrassing you in front of your e-peers while doing it, screenshot the message, PM the mods so they can be ready to pounce on it when it comes up, and mail it through a side channel to an Admin without actually officially reporting it to skip the normal review process. Did I read that right? All because someone didn't take your side when you ranted about your mother-in-law being a oval office?
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I dunno I mostly just laughed at their funny internet words. Tell your troll "you're such a fuckass donnie" and then screenshot and mail it in to PO Box 42343.
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Nov 3, 2016 03:01
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Pvt.Scott posted:So, if someone calls you out on your poo poo but does you the favor of not embarrassing you in front of your e-peers while doing it, screenshot the message, PM the mods so they can be ready to pounce on it when it comes up, and mail it through a side channel to an Admin without actually officially reporting it to skip the normal review process. Did I read that right? All because someone didn't take your side when you ranted about your mother-in-law being a oval office? flick my Mr. Bean posted:Anyone who would be concerned with her privacy or safety in that situation is a broken human being or should be nominated for sainthood. Khorne fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Nov 3, 2016 |
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Nov 3, 2016 04:09
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I like how that guy is worried about the age of the guy that hosed his gf more than the fact that she hosed him or that he uploaded a video of it. Maybe he should talk to her about open relationships?
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Nov 3, 2016 04:13
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Giving Dap, quick question. quote:Okay, so my boyfriend and I are good friends with all of the same people. Today he told me that I should start throwing dap to the guys instead of just yelling "later" when I leave. What do you guys/girls think of it? I'm unsure. I am a female, just to clarify. edit: bonus Boyfriend (26/F) is a minority. I (25/F) am white. How do we talk about racism? quote:My boyfriend is a minority and I am white. He frequently brings up topics of racism in society, racial violence, police brutality, even people protesting Beyonce performing at the Country Music Awards. how do let my bf know im not one of those white people, im one of the good ones????
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Not to be a poo poo but even if the guy with the We are at a place in society now where, in most places, it is no longer cool to hook your 14 year old daughter up with 20+ year old guys (no matter how good it would make your relationship with France.) For better or for worse. Edit: What the hell is Dap?
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Nov 3, 2016 05:28
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Jenner posted:Not to be a poo poo but even if the guy with the like, dapping someone. you take your fist and bump it into theirs gramps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjtUx4-UqV8
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Nov 3, 2016 05:37
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Jenner posted:Edit: What the hell is Dap? dignity and pride
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Nov 3, 2016 06:30
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kazr posted:dignity and pride Like goons and redditors know what those are.
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Nov 3, 2016 07:15
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I hope that gay dude and that straight dude get gay married
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Nov 3, 2016 09:04
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Awkward daughter naming issue between cousins (34Fs)quote:Kinda silly problem but it's causing a rift in the family. I have a cousin who has 4 kids from age 3 to 15. She's single. All boys. I am pregnant for the first time, and it's a girl, I've been married 12 years, we went through fertility treatment. We were close growing up, we are the same age (2 days apart) but she moved away to a different city with her first partner and now I only see her maybe twice a year at family occasions. We still chat at those but not really outside of them. God I pray I never have to deal with family drama this petty and selfish.
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Nov 3, 2016 10:44
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Anony Mouse posted:Awkward daughter naming issue between cousins (34Fs) They are cousins, so their kids will be second cousins, third cousins? There's absolutely no reason they can't both use the name. 
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Nov 3, 2016 11:40
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That is one of those "if this is the biggest problem in your life count your lucky loving stars and shut up" issues. I hope reddit is tearing them a new rear end in a top hat for it (I know they aren't).
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Nov 3, 2016 11:49
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I was hoping to use either of my Grandma's names for our potential girl baby, but then my mum got 2 Scottie dogs and used both the names..I was a bit annoyed but as I'd never expressed any intention to her that I might wanna use them I let it go. And we're having a boy anyway.  That cousin sounds awful and I would just name my kid whatever the name was anyway, it's not even like they meet up that often by the sounds of it.
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Nov 3, 2016 11:56
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Lmao at that white girl. 'As a human being i deeply respect and feel for your sentiments with regards to racial issues." What in the hell? How hard is it to show some empathy? You dont have to say anything at all. Saying something in a robot-voiced manner like "i understand your pain, those thing are totally not good" makes me think that she actually kinda doesn't care. Or maybe her bf complains about racial issues all the time, 24/7, which gets annoying. You don't have to say anything, just show some empathy. Jesus white people. Edit: She is a woman too, she should have more than enough examples of men being dicks to her to be able to use that experience to relate to her boyfriend. Curdy Lemonstan fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Nov 3, 2016 |
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Nov 3, 2016 13:30
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:Lmao at that white girl. 'As a human being i deeply respect and feel for your sentiments with regards to racial issues." Treating women with respect is so effective it feels like cheating, sometimes.
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Nov 3, 2016 14:00
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"We [48m and 47f posted:think our son [16m] has started smoking weed"]We have been together for about 21 years and we have four kids [16M-15M-12F-9F]. The oldest E is in last year of high school and a pretty good football player. Academics is a lot harder for him as he is not really motivated and doesn't put in the efforts needed to succeed. It will be a miracle if he does indeed graduate next spring. Since his high school football "career" is now over, we are concerned that he won't even make it to the end of school year, let alone continue his education further. Some colleges (well not really colleges, it's a different school system where we live) have shown interest in him to go play for them next year. He seems to be interested in going to one "division 1" school and the coach has contacted E and wants to meet him with us present. I'm the mother crying in bed because my teenaged son smoked pot who heroically finds the strength to watch a best of reel of his football game.
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for a good while i would scroll past post titles from /r/JUSTNOMIL and I thought it was some kind of meta thing like r/fifthworldpics or some other literal nonsense because the post titles are absolutely impossible to parse. Every loving thing is some stupid acronym or some sarcastic name. Look at these loving titles and tell me they were not made by a chatbot in beta testing: Won't anyone think of the metaphorical children? (So they don't have to see the grown men sleeping in close proximity. That'll turn them gay.) [Extra Long.] Cebolla the Onion MIL receives a letter from SO - WHAT SHE TRULY WANTED - and then goes silent. Fmil and the Month I Barely Existed (Bec) These DH's who think they're "in the middle"... Advice? I come bearing a gift of a term I think you ladies will appreciate -- "Golden Uterus Complex" So now DD2 is Cinderella
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDJIFu_WSaE Don Draper set a good example. Just give your boyfriend a long, laden-with-meaning hug.
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Nov 3, 2016 14:33
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Charles Get-Out posted:I (27M) had drunken gay sex with my straight best friend (27M) and now I don't know what to do. Advice and similar experiences appreciated. Watching dudes justify their straightness is p hilarious tbh
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Tiny Deer posted:I'm the mother crying in bed because my teenaged son smoked pot who heroically finds the strength to watch a best of reel of his football game.
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Nondescript Van posted:These DH's who think they're "in the middle"... Advice? Man, I feel for this. It's like, why are you even in the lineup at all if they're putting you fifth or sixth in the order and you're not even on the field defensively? Just ask for a trade at that point IMO. hi I stayed up really late last night watching baseball
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I love everything about this one. My [19F] two (now ex) partners [21F][35M] want me to pay them for possibly giving them an STD. quote:This is very difficult for me to explain, and I'm not exactly feeling rational, so please excuse me if this all comes out as a ramble.
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Lockback posted:I love everything about this one. This poor naive girl. I hope people are telling her how stupid it is to have unprotected sex with them and that they're scamming her.
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Lockback posted:I love everything about this one. *The sound of a deep and fulfilling belly laugh*
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Lockback posted:I love everything about this one. This is like the sexual equivalent of those guys who throw themselves in front of your car and then demand you give them all the money you have on you or they'll take you to court like, even if she did give them chlamydia, which it sounds like she definitely didn't, why should she pay them $120 each or whatever for that Like, not the cost of treatment, not the cost of a nice apology dinner, but a specific dollar amount which is more than she can comfortably pay but isn't enough to actually help in any way. It's just such an oddly specific requirement that it doesn't sound like it could be anything other than a scam.
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Lockback posted:I love everything about this one. Wait for the results, dumbass.
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Gaunab posted:This poor naive girl. I hope people are telling her how stupid it is to have unprotected sex with them and that they're scamming her. Yeah the advice is basically call them lovely people then 
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quote:and practice BDSM (meaning they sleep with a number of people, without protection) I really don't think that's what "bdsm" stands for?
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ghosthorse posted:I really don't think that's what "bdsm" stands for? I just looked it up in this dictionary I have right here and it says it stands for "being disease-spreading monsters" so yeah I dunno what to tell you 
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Lockback posted:I love everything about this one. Ugh, BDSM "culture". Knew a girl around that age that got really defensive when you'd point out her partners were all in their 40s and 50s and how it seemed kinda exploitative and she would just call us "vanilla" or whatever Dan Savage calls normies and then one dude spent over $2K on an Alice in Wonderland costume for her to wear to the bar when they went out. It was like that old Batman cartoon episode, only much creepier somehow. This was also from pages back but I don't check the forums at night but to clarify - I think it's hosed up to do anything without someone's consent and that includes uploading sex tapes of them but I can let that drop since it looks like I was in the minority on that.
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