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quote:I(20F) have a very high sex drive but my boyfriend (23M) does not. He sometimes rejects my advances, but now I found out he's been watching porn instead of being intimate with me?
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:46 |
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Anony Mouse posted:This must have gotten deleted because I can't find it. Her boyfriend shouldn't have lied to her, but I think he did it to avoid facing the truth that his girlfriend is an awful money-grubbing selfish bitch. I mean usually when someone is narrating an event from their point of view they consciously or unconsciously try to make themselves look as good as possible, and she still comes across as shallow and insufferable. Instead of being grateful for the huge amount of costs he's already covering, she acts like he's a meal ticket who has been holding out on him. Sounds like a pretty clear cut situation of two people who don't belong together. He wants to save all his money/spend it on charities, she wants someone who will be open about their income (and who will spend money on her). He doesn't feel he can be honest with her, she feels betrayed because he lied. They'd both be happier if they broke up. Open and shut case.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:50 |
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My (30M) dog (1M) ate all of my girlfriends (25F) shoes
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:04 |
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did he seriously put [1M] on the dog or is that your joke please let that be your joke
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:12 |
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My [28M] dog [2M] barks at bees [~0F]. What can I do?
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:26 |
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A 1 yr old dog is still pretty much a puppy and anyone who allows a puppy around shoes is a gosh darn fool.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:26 |
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Husband (M,penguin) brutally attacked the man (M,penguin) he caught me (F,penguin) sleeping with not reddit, but it seemed appropriate
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:40 |
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:A 1 yr old dog is still pretty much a puppy and anyone who allows a puppy around shoes is a gosh darn fool.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 02:08 |
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Puppies are universally terrible if you're the one raising them/forced to be around them for more than 15 minutes
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 02:17 |
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Tender Bender posted:On the one hand hiding the fact that you are donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to charity, from someone you are marrying, is kind of a big deal. He sounds like a living saint and I want to be his best friend.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 02:29 |
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china bot posted:Husband (M,penguin) brutally attacked the man (M,penguin) he caught me (F,penguin) sleeping with At least it tries to defend its dignity after getting cucked. The reddit version would be just staring at the female come out of its burrow with cum on her and squawking pathetically.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 02:49 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:did he seriously put [1M] on the dog or is that your joke please let that be your joke He seriously did put [1M] on the dog
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 02:54 |
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P-Mack posted:Yeah if some guy knocked on my door asking me to listen to a secret tape of my daughter's friend's mom I'd tell him to gently caress off , because why would I want to do that and what kind of weirdo would even ask. That lady is probably right that people have started treating her differently, but a bit mistaken about the reason. Yeah, I probably wouldn't be convinced by some rando coming around telling everyone that one of the mothers of a kid in my kid's class was crazy. I've seen the woman in question at school events for years, and she's always seemed pretty normal, while I've never seen this guy before in my life. I've never heard her in a screaming fight, so I can't even be sure that voice on the tape is hers. I have no reason to believe his story. But I might start avoiding that woman anyway, because she has a psycho ex. I'd rather my kid stopped hanging out with her kid, because I don't want my kid to become collateral damage in that family's drama. If he's going around trying to ruin her life through gossip, the next phase could easily be violence, and I don't want that in my life. I'm not risking my family's safety for a women I barely know.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 02:57 |
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Chichevache posted:He sounds like a living saint and I want to be his best friend. Just don't expect him to pick up the check. He's always broke.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 03:04 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Just don't expect him to pick up the check. He's always broke. So am I! Should I [25F] reach out to my abusive ex-husband's [27M] new girlfriend [2?F]? quote:We aren't even divorced yet. It's only been a year! He had to list her as his roommate and girlfriend on the crappy settlement his lawyer was pushing on me because they live together.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 03:32 |
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Chichevache posted:He sounds like a living saint and I want to be his best friend. No, he isn't. He's a cheap bastard who forgets that charity begins at home, and has own his charity set up to avoid taxes. He wants to look good in the eyes of others. My FIL was the same way. He didn't make good money, but what he did always went on some charity or church; he went to every drat church he could. I guess he thought he was hedging his bets. Anyways, he'd sponsor these kids in Africa or Chile while the bills went unpaid and there was no food in the house. Grandma, who lived on a little farm, would send money to help out and the bastard would sign it right over to some charity. Mr Saint Lawyer here is deliberately hiding money. Maybe she's a grasping bitch, and maybe she's in a crummy neighborhood where her stuff gets stolen and she feels unsafe. Either way, it wouldn't kill him to move to a place where you don't need a machine gun to clear a path to the kitchen.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 03:39 |
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Chichevache posted:So am I! God drat dude, not funny at all.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 03:44 |
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WampaLord posted:God drat dude, not funny at all. And now when a funny one gets posted it will relieve the tension of what I posted. The juxtaposition of these two will increase the levity you feel, improving the next story that much more. tl; dr- you are welcome Khazar-khum posted:No, he isn't. He's a cheap bastard who forgets that charity begins at home, and has own his charity set up to avoid taxes. He wants to look good in the eyes of others. My FIL was the same way. He didn't make good money, but what he did always went on some charity or church; he went to every drat church he could. I guess he thought he was hedging his bets. Anyways, he'd sponsor these kids in Africa or Chile while the bills went unpaid and there was no food in the house. Grandma, who lived on a little farm, would send money to help out and the bastard would sign it right over to some charity. E/N is that way
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 03:52 |
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Khazar-khum posted:
Except they're doing totally ok financially, so this seems like you're projecting a little bit. It doesn't sound like they live in the ghetto either, in her post she's all but explicitly jealous she doesn't get to live in the ritzy part of town like her boyfriend's coworkers, and resents his giving to charity because of that. It's true their car got broken into but that can happen pretty much anywhere, especially of you leave expensive stuff where anyone can see it.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 03:52 |
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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1091559400926857&id=388360461246758
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 04:36 |
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Khazar-khum posted:No, he isn't. He's a cheap bastard who forgets that charity begins at home, and has own his charity set up to avoid taxes. He wants to look good in the eyes of others. My FIL was the same way. He didn't make good money, but what he did always went on some charity or church; he went to every drat church he could. I guess he thought he was hedging his bets. Anyways, he'd sponsor these kids in Africa or Chile while the bills went unpaid and there was no food in the house. Grandma, who lived on a little farm, would send money to help out and the bastard would sign it right over to some charity. yeah uh maybe just a liiiiiiitle bit o projection here
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 05:04 |
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these threads are good because they always encourage weridos like that guy to come out of the woodwork and own themselves
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 05:17 |
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What are all these "I think my boyfriend hates me, we only have sex twice a week"? My boyfriend only wanted it that much when we first got together :/
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 05:57 |
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When you have work or a tough study that can do a real number on your libido sometimes, also yeah some guys just don't want sex all the time
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 05:59 |
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Have sex all the time gets boring. Like come on give me a breather so I can think, maybe come up with some new sex moves.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 06:06 |
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I don't think it's that earthshattering of a revelation that people have wildly varying sex drives, regardless of gender. I'm guessing that's not the problem with porn watching dude's relationship, though.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 06:12 |
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loquacius posted:I can't really fathom having to be told multiple times not to piss on the floor Well, la dee dah. Look at the queen of England here, that's never had to wade through piss in order to use the toilet at 2 AM. FYI: some people get a bit of piss on the floor because we're drunk a lot. And we're drunk a lot because we're alcoholics. And last I checked alcoholism is a disease. why don't you go make fun of type 1 diabetics for not being able to process sugars properly while you're at it, you monster.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 06:36 |
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loquacius posted:Also, why are they "open romantically, not open sexually" if they don't have sex with each other CharlestonJew posted:also why the gently caress didn't she call the cops after he pulled a gun on her She said their last contact was the weapon assault charge so I think she did
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 07:03 |
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Alpha Man posted:At least it tries to defend its dignity after getting cucked. The reddit version would be just staring at the female come out of its burrow with cum on her and squawking pathetically. That penguin gets mad props. He took out eyes and poo poo. If that ho wants to shack up with a cripple, fine. Pengy's gonna go get him some mad blubbery trim with those wicked scars and a sob story down at the watering hole.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 09:12 |
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If nature mad you a penguin, you're born cucked.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 09:58 |
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Khazar-khum posted:No, he isn't. He's a cheap bastard who forgets that charity begins at home, and has own his charity set up to avoid taxes. He wants to look good in the eyes of others. My FIL was the same way. He didn't make good money, but what he did always went on some charity or church; he went to every drat church he could. I guess he thought he was hedging his bets. Anyways, he'd sponsor these kids in Africa or Chile while the bills went unpaid and there was no food in the house. Grandma, who lived on a little farm, would send money to help out and the bastard would sign it right over to some charity. I feel you man. My gramma Kitty spent her twilight years this way. I think she was trying to make up for being a shitheel her whole life. Any inheritance that my grandpa worked his whole life to have for his children and grandchildren (I would've given mine to my cousins because they have families) was spent on her healthcare, bibles for American Indians, and bags of rice for Africans. Good cause, bad reasons. She could've gotten government assistance but was too proud to take it until right before she died. I live on disability and still give homeless people twenties when I can, mostly because I'd waste it on dumb poo poo. If a bum wants to get drunk or high, I've been there, I'm an alcoholic. I'd rather they make their life better for an hour or two than have me get a new game on Steam I'll play once and forget about. I have three hots, a cot and entertainment, and I don't need much else. Maybe I'm a sucker like the guy in that post. I dunno.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 10:10 |
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MF_James posted:This exactly, we've talked about it (I've been with my girl for 8 years, we also dated another 2 years in college), but both agree that we could not share each other and would get jealous. I'm not a super jealous dude, but I don't think I can handle the reality of some rear end in a top hat trying to make love to her. If you love your wife and are not a sexist pig you will let other dudes pound her vag into hamburger. hth
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:26 |
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scrubs season six posted:If you love your wife and are not a sexist pig you will let other dudes pound her vag into hamburger. hth Please don't hamburgerize any vags. Thanks.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:42 |
Pvt.Scott posted:I feel you man. My gramma Kitty spent her twilight years this way. I think she was trying to make up for being a shitheel her whole life. Any inheritance that my grandpa worked his whole life to have for his children and grandchildren (I would've given mine to my cousins because they have families) was spent on her healthcare, bibles for American Indians, and bags of rice for Africans. Good cause, bad reasons. She could've gotten government assistance but was too proud to take it until right before she died. There's a real difference between being generous and being taken advantage of. You giving that homeless dude ten bucks for a forty and a hot dog, that's just being human, letting that homeless guy snake an extra twenty off you after you already gave him money, that's being taken advantage of.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:53 |
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Van Kraken posted:My (30M) dog (1M) ate all of my girlfriends (25F) shoes My (38M) roommate's (29F) cat (15M) has moved in and now there's cat hair everywhere Maybe I should post on reddit (No, not really. She vacuums up the hair, takes care of the litter box, and I love the little guy and try to help out despite my allergies - she even bought me a couple boxes of claritin.)
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 17:00 |
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quote:My [23F] boyfriend [26M] of 10 months ditched me on our date
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 18:43 |
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lmao you have a bad history with drugs so I'm doing you a favor to bail on you and do drugs with our friends. I did it for you babe.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 18:52 |
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That had a satisfying ending at least. What a bunch of dickweeds.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 18:53 |
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She did the right thing, gently caress those jerks.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 19:18 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 12:49 |
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"Good riddance, she was a real bitch!" *dies of heroin overdose*
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