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Time to make a reddit account. I will take these chairs
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Nov 8, 2016 01:01
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Their aesthetic is poo poo and they are dumb. Go find any interior designer/decorator and tell them you want every piece of furniture in your dining room to be from the same set. Notice the sharp intake of breath and the tightening around the eyes. god I normally rolled my eyes at woot fatigue but suddenly I want him in here
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Nov 8, 2016 01:02
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Apparently every goon itt has been to their house and knows it's ugly, which is frankly pretty impressive.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:01
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100 degrees Calcium posted:This is an opportunity for someone to buy 8 nice chairs for super cheap. This guy... This guy solves the issue.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:02
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Also they're not even that difficult to store/hide away because chairs are generally stackable!
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Nov 8, 2016 01:04
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LGD posted:I mean maybe, but your reaction to the story was to cast doubt on a completely plausible scenario and suggest the OP was omitting information about their own failings, which just so happened to correspond to a well-known gender stereotype and had no other supporting evidence whatsoever. Given a gender-flipped counterfactual of the situation outlined in the initial post, would your initial reaction really have been suggesting that a woman who had abandoned her job and sold her home to support her partner's career, and was working hard but failing to get a business off the ground in a foreign country, was probably just attracting justified ire because they're slovenly and a poor homemaker? Yes. Yes it would have been. let's be honest there's a good chance his partner is being a shitlord but it isn't unlikely that we aren't getting his more polished side of the story here. Gluten Freeman posted:that's a lot of chairs 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Nov 8, 2016 |
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Nov 8, 2016 01:03
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Holy macaroni. Ungrateful attitude aside, lol @ everything being stained dark cherry. Good interior design means having a varied but balanced group of colours. It sounds like the lighter chairs will look great with their dark cherry table and dark cherry stain. I'm sure the father in-law was thinking the same thing.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:05
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tbh the fact that they somehow managed to pick up an entire set of 24(!) chairs from an estate sale is making me hesitant to make assumptions about the relative quality and aesthetic appeal of their existing chairs
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Nov 8, 2016 01:09
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Khorne posted:My father had a dark cherry table+chair set and it was kinda nice because the rest of the room wasn't dark cherry. It was lighter but not too light. yeah even just that little pop of colour to interrupt the darkness of the table and surrounding cherry stuff will add a lot of visual interest.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:11
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He probably took that into account when he made these chairs of, I am guessing potentially maple. I can't believe people would cast aspersions on maple chairs. Maybe it's beech or something.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:18
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I've never seen it happen over so nice a gift, but every time I have seen a person find out what they're gift is early, they've acted like this. Though to be fair, up until now it had always been children.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:19
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He has spent MONTHS trying to save this couple from their horrible loving taste!
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Nov 8, 2016 01:19
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Pick posted:He has spent MONTHS trying to save this couple from their horrible loving taste! That is their only complaint. The color. Which they can probably change if they really, really want to.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:20
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I didn't read that as her bitching about a bad gift, more that they are going to receive a gift that took an enormous amount of time and effort that they don't really like and can't easily hide, and asking how to deal with that situation without upsetting the father in law. Which is a tricky situation. I mean "those are just your chairs now, accept that" is an easy solution but not really a desirable one.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:21
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I would've never guessed people would feel so strongly about wooden furniture here...
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Nov 8, 2016 01:27
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Here are some tales that don't relate to chairs.quote:Looked up my girlfriend’s[28f] instagram found that I[28m] was the backup guy all along, and her dream guy[30m] wanted nothing to do with her. quote:Boyfriend[26m] is angry and jealous that my[26f] ex[27m] had a big penis.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:27
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Gaunab posted:Here are some tales that don't relate to chairs. It sounds like her relationship is over because the dude is wildly insecure or something. And the first guy, all he has to do is talk to her about two things. First, maybe she tried anal and didn't like it. Second, maybe she thinks she made a great choice and has no interest in that guy now and adores her current relationship. He doesn't know because he hasn't talked to her about it and is instead creating an emotional shitstorm in his head without her input. If she won't talk about either thing then dump her, but he's not even at that point yet. People who can't communicate about bedroom stuff and important things aren't worth trying to establish a life with.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:36
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Maybe his dick is wild tiny
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Nov 8, 2016 01:37
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Those two can give the chairs a new stain. It is a good project for some practical experience.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:38
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Club Sandwich posted:Holy poo poo nothing in this thread has made me as mad as this story. As a former professional woodworker, these people clearly have no idea just how labor and skill is required to make chairs from scratch. If someone makes you a chair, let alone an entire set, it means they loving love the hell out of you. Also, their "dark cherry" stained furniture is probably absolute horse poo poo next to whatever dad made and I'm sure their house is an encyclopedia of bad design decisions if they can't even appreciate the gesture of handmade loving chairs. Unsolicited gifts of furniture are such incredibly egoistic gestures. [Ask] me about the disgusting shag carpet my parents had to roll out and painfully set under their bed whenever uncle and aunt came visiting, after swearing they'd never have carpet in their house again. Thankfully they eventually dropped the charade
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Nov 8, 2016 01:43
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Gaunab posted:He tells me that he imagines me and Jon having sex together that he can’t control it just pops up in his head. Every single one of those stories sounds like an unsatisfied cuck fetish, drat. Berth ell pup, I guess.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:43
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bedel jews posted:Those two can give the chairs a new stain. It is a good project for some practical experience. Maybe they don't want too, maybe they have absolutely no interest in it. But enough about boring rear end chairs, more bull prepping thanks! (best story in thread) FAKE EDIT: jinx!
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Nov 8, 2016 01:43
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The dude is being dumb but lol that she can't even throw him a bone ( ) and say "I like loving you more". No wonder dude feels insecure. He asked her who she liked better and she was like "Ummm there's no way to compare".
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Nov 8, 2016 01:44
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there are these things called "lies" that are sometimes ok to say because they don't hurt anyone and can actually help people feel better
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Nov 8, 2016 01:47
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I'm not sure how much that would really help in the situation though, because he will/would probably just assume she's lying regardless. That kind of insecurity is ultra-poisonous.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:50
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LGD posted:I'm not sure how much that would really help in the situation though, because he will/would probably just assume she's lying regardless. That kind of insecurity is ultra-poisonous. it's a teachable moment
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Nov 8, 2016 01:51
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He is an insecure dipshit but boy does she have some rear end in a top hat friends. Flip the genders: My girlfriend is insecure because my friends told her my ex had bigger tits. Jackasses.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:55
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Every woman should just lie and tell whoever you are currently with that they're the best sex you've ever had. Unless they're so bad that you need them to improve their game, then don't do that.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:57
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bone app the teeth posted:there are these things called "lies" that are sometimes ok to say because they don't hurt anyone and can actually help people feel better no baby don't lie just tell me how big his dick was come on baby I'm almost there uuuuuuughh
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Nov 8, 2016 01:56
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In his mind he's the back up guy because he doesn't have a giant mutant dick. I give their relationship 3 months before he comes out of the closet.
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Nov 8, 2016 02:02
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:These handmade hardwood chairs don't match my laminate furniture though! Honestly, you should decorate each room of your house with complete, but entirely different lines of wallpaper, flooring, and furniture. Trust me, I played a game about it. Gaunab posted:Boyfriend[26m] is angry and jealous that my[26f] ex[27m] had a big penis. I try to take all the poo poo-talking about "fragile masculine egos" with a grain of salt, but this guy... "My ex, Jon, is sort of a piece of poo poo, he cheated on me, and I've completely cut him out of my life. All of my friends like you better, and I like having sex with you. Our relationship is better in just about every way." "YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT JON'S DICK??? TELL ME MORE ABOUT JON'S DICK PLEASE."
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Nov 8, 2016 02:02
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Penis-size culture delenda est
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Nov 8, 2016 02:02
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Guys without big dicks should probably just not date at all because it sure causes a lot of problems.
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Nov 8, 2016 02:13
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Regulation Size posted:...All of my friends like you better... I don't know, they're still talking about Jon's huge penis.
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Nov 8, 2016 02:14
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Gaunab posted:I don't know, they're still talking about Jon's huge penis. Well it is supposed to be a lie. How could they not talk about his giant penis with a fist sized knob.
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Nov 8, 2016 02:25
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I l[32 f] left my Facebook open on my laptop and my dad [61 m] read the chat log between my ex husband [34 m] and I. He read very graphic sexual details and proceeded to make me feel like a deviant.quote:My ex husband and I divorced in May. We have been friends since we were 16 and 17. We have been in an on again, off again sexual relationship since 2001. We started dating in 2013 and got married in 2014. We were married for 2 years and we have a 9 month old son together. My Dad already had misgivings about my ex husband when, in 2005, I contracted chlamydia from him and my mom blabbed to my entire family about it. When we started dating everyone was angry but eventually came to accept that we loved each other. We eloped just by ourselves in our house. Our marriage was a rocky one due to my ex husband's alcoholism. I supported him through two inpatient stays in rehab and stood by his side when his own brother didn't even want anything to do with him. I got pregnant after one of those rehab stays and he was doing so well but fell off the wagon quickly as fatherhood and marriage put pressure on him to be someone he just wasn't capable of being. He lied to me, my family, his family and all his friends. I finally had enough and for my son's sake, divorced him and moved to another state and in with my mom and dad. Priceless
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Nov 8, 2016 02:32
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sin milk from the devil titties
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Nov 8, 2016 02:35
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tactlessbastard posted:He is an insecure dipshit but boy does she have some rear end in a top hat friends. Flip the genders: My girlfriend is insecure because my friends told her my ex had bigger tits. Jackasses. I mean keeping in mind this is from her perspective I would guess the reason he can't let it go is because he asked her if he was better in bed and she gave a spittake and refused to answer.
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Tender Bender posted:I mean keeping in mind this is from her perspective I would guess the reason he can't let it go is because he asked her if he was better in bed and she gave a spittake and refused to answer. tactlessbastard posted:He is an insecure dipshit but boy does she have some rear end in a top hat friends. Flip the genders: My girlfriend is insecure because my friends told her my ex had bigger tits. Jackasses. Khorne fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Nov 8, 2016 |
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Nov 8, 2016 02:42
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