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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

i love this judge so much thank you whoever posted this stream

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Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/thegarance/status/796076593630367744

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

York_M_Chan posted:

I think this attorney is just stalling for an extra billable hour.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

i love this because bernie specifically said don't write him in

as a bernie voter this is loving embarrassing

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


:siren::siren:TRUMP DENIED. GO CLARK!:siren::siren:

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

rex rabidorum vires posted:

I'm a big fan of starting slow...granted when you have this much time it's important to pace and savor :)

yeah that's a v good point, think i'll start here soon

think this lawyer is gonna head straight to the bar after this corncobbing

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


This was a correct answer if I remember right

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
"Your honor, I'd like to put a motion on the table that my bedtime is moved to 11:00 PM and I must ask that all vegetables be a non-mandatory matter."

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

How much do you love campari? For me it's a lot.

Whiskey Negroni for days.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
"Get the gently caress out of my court you leech."

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Judge Gloria owns

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/796077977108770816

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

f#a# posted:

IPAs are all Americans deserve to drink today.

Suffering? Sounds about right imo~ :grin:

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



get hosed boi

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Thanks for the link, glad I got to see the end of that smackdown.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


lol the gently caress is with his suit/pants?

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
"Get the gently caress out of my courtroom" *throws gavel at lawyer*

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

judge: naw shut up u do u man but i like super don't care go away, you a wastin-my-time-chump-baby-dick-bitch

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

HaroldofTheRock posted:

Just reporting in to say there were two African American girls in line to vote ahead of me who needed to register, the worker said no problem, let's get you signed up. No dipshit cowboy wannabe making patrols harassing them in order to prevent voter fraud or whatever. :unsmith:

Meanwhile in south Florida two poll watchers were fired for influencing

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

That trump Nevada hearing owned what's I miss in the meantime

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Atoramos posted:

:siren::siren:TRUMP DENIED. GO CLARK!:siren::siren:

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

motion denied, i'm excited for the upcoming appeal

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
That was a beautiful thing to watch.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Says who?

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i love to ipa

yw for ruining american beer or w/e

fuckin hops who gives a poo poo

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
がんばれCLARK COUNTY!!!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Lol that last ditch move by the lawyer to use the court record in a future suit

It'd never hold up

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



get hosed trumpateers

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump lawyer got cucked hard

Basically told him to request it from the registrar who they know will flatly deny it without any evidence beyond paranoid fever dreams

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you
(paraphrasing)

JUDGE: "You want me to compel the Nevada Secretary of State to do their job."
ATTORNEY: "That's not what I'm saying, I just want you to make it abundantly clear..."
JUDGE: "...that they do their job. Sir, you haven't done yours."

*ed(it) balls - to confirm, not verbatim, but def the gist of it

isk fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Nov 8, 2016

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
THE BEST PEOPLE, BELIVE ME

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

Suffering? Sounds about right imo~ :grin:

:anguish:

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

isk posted:

JUDGE: "You want me to compel the Nevada Secretary of State to do their job."
ATTORNEY: "That's not what I'm saying, I just want you to make it abundantly clear..."
JUDGE: "...that they do their job. Sir, you haven't done yours."

loving incredible

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Fidel Castronaut posted:

That is a service I would love to have available and a job I would have a lot of pity for.

It's great but being in Utah it's weird to have blond hair blue eyed teenagers doing the dry cleaning and they can never do alterations.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



i look forward to the next two months of court proceedings exactly like this one as the triump campaign continually tries and fails to contest the election.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

RACHET posted:



Liberalism is fascism in waiting. Its adherents often don't even comprehend what they are doing, the kind of world they want to bring into being.



Are you a gimmick?

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



mango sentinel posted:

Whiskey Negroni for days.

They're called boulevardiers.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

isk posted:

JUDGE: "You want me to compel the Nevada Secretary of State to do their job."
ATTORNEY: "That's not what I'm saying, I just want you to make it abundantly clear..."
JUDGE: "...that they do their job. Sir, you haven't done yours."

:owned:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

They're called boulevardiers.

learn how to use coasters properly

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weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



SocketWrench posted:

Meanwhile in south Florida two poll watchers were fired for influencing

link?

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