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"My boyfriend wants me to stop hanging out with my best friend! It's so unfair, we have no romance feelings for each other at all! oh yeah we did take each other's virginity that one time so But still I really hate ultimatums!"
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 05:26 |
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lol at the fish thing. I thought kinda the same thing before going to Japan for a few weeks and still managed to survive and even had some raw fish what a crazy world
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 05:30 |
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dude is scared of fish, the squirrel of the sea
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:24 |
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Regulation Size posted:dude is scared of fish, the squirrel of the sea I think fish is just like the animal of the sea.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 10:56 |
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Lockback posted:I think we might have a nice bumper crop coming up Good news redditor! ()
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:40 |
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loquacius posted:"My boyfriend wants me to stop hanging out with my best friend! It's so unfair, we have no romance feelings for each other at all! Ikr it's like she doesn't understand that once a woman hooks up with a guy she'll definitely gently caress him again at any time throughout the rest of her natural life. Feelings and attraction don't change. It's science.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 12:59 |
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Na'at posted:Ikr it's like she doesn't understand that once a woman hooks up with a guy she'll definitely gently caress him again at any time throughout the rest of her natural life. Feelings and attraction don't change.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:08 |
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Na'at posted:Ikr it's like she doesn't understand that once a woman hooks up with a guy she'll definitely gently caress him again at any time throughout the rest of her natural life. Feelings and attraction don't change. so do you hang out with your exes all the time and if so are your S/Os cool with it because sorry to break this to you but if you do, they're not
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:34 |
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loquacius posted:so do you hang out with your exes all the time and if so are your S/Os cool with it I'm still really good friends with someone I had a brief fling with in university 10 years ago. Her boyfriend knows about our history and is totally cool with it (also he's a really chill dude and we get on really well). Her ex once cried for hours when I complimented her appearance one evening though.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:50 |
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Syncopated posted:I think fish is just like the animal of the sea. Tuna is the Chicken of the Sea
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 15:25 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:I'm still really good friends with someone I had a brief fling with in university 10 years ago. Her boyfriend knows about our history and is totally cool with it (also he's a really chill dude and we get on really well). He just doesn't see your fat rear end as competition
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 15:44 |
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Pick posted:Being involved in burlesque and etc is the biggest loving red flag. Empowered my rear end. It is about seeking validation that you are sexually attractive. If you were in a happy monogamous relationship, why exactly would you need that? Pvt.Scott posted:So, you guys are saying I should check out the local burlesque scene for some easy trim? Derby girls are probably more my type, but they could beat me up if I said something stupid. Bamabalacha posted:I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Pick. Chicks who get super into burlesque are sad and pathetic and looking for validation that they will never find. I am compelled to have these quoted into my own post history.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 16:24 |
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Pick posted:Being involved in burlesque and etc is the biggest loving red flag. Empowered my rear end. It is about seeking validation that you are sexually attractive. If you were in a happy monogamous relationship, why exactly would you need that? Dating a girl involved in the local burlesque scene currently, can confirm. Sorry Me [33m] dating girl[27f] involved in local hobby scene full of absolute human tire fires [??m/f] Then like 4 posts in I admit the the hobby is burlesque and things make a lot more sense. Then later I'll suggest opening the relationship. Dreqqus fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Nov 9, 2016 |
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Ratjaculation posted:He just doesn't see your fat rear end as competition that was uncalled for ratty
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 17:02 |
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loquacius posted:so do you hang out with your exes all the time and if so are your S/Os cool with it There's a difference between Exes and someone you've know since elementary school with who you haven't been sexual with for years who you've managed to also maintain a platonic friendship throughout previous monogamist relationships. I'm not saying the BF is wrong to exhibit some feelings but this isn't the same as her clinging to some random exe.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 17:03 |
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Na'at posted:I'm not saying the BF is wrong to exhibit some feelings but this isn't the same as her clinging to some random exe. dunno, sometimes the exe is just a virus on your life
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 17:06 |
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It's worse than clinging to some random ex in that he is an ex which she refuses to acknowledge as such, despite her account basically putting him as one of three main boyfriends she has had in her life and her longest lasting romantic/sexual relationship.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 17:14 |
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Also the party boner thing indicates that he doesn't see her as a platonic friend.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 17:22 |
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Na'at posted:There's a difference between Exes and someone you've know since elementary school with who you haven't been sexual with for years who you've managed to also maintain a platonic friendship throughout previous monogamist relationships. He was rubbing his erect dick on her in front of her boyfriend, which already ended their relationship once. quote:My (25/F) neighbour's son (19/M) watches me dance every weekend, and now his mother has started a crusade against me saying I'm seducing her son.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 17:54 |
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Moon Atari posted:I am compelled to have these quoted into my own post history. I'm proud to have made it into your personal Criterion Collection.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:09 |
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I'm not sure what stripper lady wants advice on.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:19 |
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Stripper lady should just keep doing what she's doing. It's up to dude to realize strip clubs are relentlessly depressing money and libido sinks that cater to the wildly undersexed. And if he doesn't come around on his own, maybe eventually mom can talk some sense into him. I feel bad for her pariah status though. Americans really do have weird conceptions about sex and bodies.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:31 |
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She could have been like "nah, come on dude" and told him to visit a different strip club, or at least a different stripper at her joint. She definitely painted herself in a corner after giving him a lap dance, the consequences of that seem pretty clear.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:55 |
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Ross Perowned posted:She could have been like "nah, come on dude" and told him to visit a different strip club, or at least a different stripper at her joint. She definitely painted herself in a corner after giving him a lap dance, the consequences of that seem pretty clear. Yeah, how dare that slut do her job at her workplace
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:06 |
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Mameluke posted:Yeah, how dare that slut do her job at her workplace I think she could have declined that one, single customer.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:16 |
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Ross Perowned posted:I think she could have declined that one, single customer. Probably not.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:17 |
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lol this is going to bite her rear end to pieces when it comes time to apply for residency
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:18 |
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So, who's the Eugene Levy character in this American Pie sequel?
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:26 |
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well, this was a massive swerve from the thread titlequote:I [26M] met an awesome woman [24F] on tinder, after talking for 4 months we met up, she looks nothing like her pictures ride it out, my man.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:11 |
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corn on the cop posted:well, this was a massive swerve from the thread title I saw that one and didn't click it because I figured it would suck. My bad.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:18 |
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I [16F] had sex with my boyfriend [16M] for the first time. He kissed me alot during and my friends [16F] think it's gross/unhygienic because their boyfriends don't kiss them during sexgirl posted:I'm unsure and I could use some advice, I don't know if this is the right place or not. I'm seeing my boyfriend tonight and I would like to put my mind at ease. I'm probably worrying over nothing. My boyfriend and I are sophomores in high school,and we have been friends since freshmen year. We started dating 6 months ago.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:25 |
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china bot posted:I [16F] had sex with my boyfriend [16M] for the first time. He kissed me alot during and my friends [16F] think it's gross/unhygienic because their boyfriends don't kiss them during sex Everybody knows you use a dental dam so as not to get cooties/the gay while kissing after a blowjob. Or maybe even 2 dental dams? One each.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:29 |
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china bot posted:I [16F] had sex with my boyfriend [16M] for the first time. He kissed me alot during and my friends [16F] think it's gross/unhygienic because their boyfriends don't kiss them during sex The sad state of sexual education aside, this one's kinda sweet. Too much kissin' and huggin'!
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:31 |
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The American Educational System, everyone.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:33 |
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china bot posted:I [16F] had sex with my boyfriend [16M] for the first time. He kissed me alot during and my friends [16F] think it's gross/unhygienic because their boyfriends don't kiss them during sex Everyone knows that you should only have sex when both partners are wrapped in rubber, so no cooties can be exchanged.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:34 |
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What's the educational system gonna do about it? Assure the guys that kissing their girlfriend after getting a BJ doesn't make them gay?
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The Gay Fear is strong in those high school teenagers.corn on the cop posted:well, this was a massive swerve from the thread title I once got unsolicited advice that dating a woman who used to be fat is the best thing because she doesn't feel she's pretty and desirable and is thus not gonna be a dirty slut whore. My family is really not good. Jack Trades posted:Everyone knows that you should only have sex when both partners are wrapped in rubber, so no cooties can be exchanged. I'm gonna try this next time I wanna see a dude in latex.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:35 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:What's the educational system gonna do about it? Assure the guys that kissing their girlfriend after getting a BJ doesn't make them gay? Lips That Touch Dick Shall Not Touch Ours I went down on a girl when I was 16 and I haven't kissed a woman since then. (Only because I'm a garbage person women don't want to touch)
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:46 |
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china bot posted:I [16F] had sex with my boyfriend [16M] for the first time. He kissed me alot during and my friends [16F] think it's gross/unhygienic because their boyfriends don't kiss them during sex So I'm not weirded out by the strange peer pressure. High school students are dumb. But what's with the other guys not kissing? Is that even remotely normal?
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Charles Get-Out posted:I once got unsolicited advice that dating a woman who used to be fat is the best thing because she doesn't feel she's pretty and desirable and is thus not gonna be a dirty slut whore. My family is really not good. as a former uggo dude who managed to blossom im still shocked whenever attractive women think im worth their time
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