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Coolness Averted posted:Should I post the details or is that too off topic? Since it's technically not on reddit? Post it, seriously hosed up relationship content goes in this thread. Also "weirdly inflamed penis" but he said that he got it tested. That poor woman believed what he said, she probably has a few dozen STIs.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:28 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 04:16 |
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It's another dude, not a woman.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:29 |
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Most EMTs I know would think that is hilarious
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:30 |
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Coolness Averted posted:So it's not on r/relationships (yet!) but I saw a shitshow explode over the past week I wouldn't be surprised to see pop up there.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:30 |
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In the meantime let's check out this dumbshit- my girlfriend is still pissed a month later [35/m ; 24/f] quote:Hey,
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:35 |
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Leon Einstein posted:It's another dude, not a woman. Which makes no difference. He's still a fool for believing him.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:39 |
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gentle pete posted:Not relationships but i would punch this kid directly in the throat if I was the EMT who was working the code. What a little fucker.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:40 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:In the meantime let's check out this dumbshit- Holy poo poo she needs to dump this idiot
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:51 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:In the meantime let's check out this dumbshit- Me irl: "YAH NO poo poo IDIOT"
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:04 |
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Play dead kid is gonna loving get his comeuppance when his mom has a sudden aneurysm and loving drops dead one afternoon
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:04 |
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quote:[KY] Laws surrounding giving child up for adoption Not relationships but holy hell these two are a piece of work. The op isn't much but the comments are where it's at. The baby isn't a "good fit" and the wife wants it gone by Christmas so the holidays won't be awkward.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:10 |
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Is that all there is to the post? Jesus Christ. Well, take solace in the fact that if this is a healthy (white) baby with no disabilities, deformation etc, it will probably find a good home almost immediately. Most people want a shiny new baby in mint condition.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:17 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Is that all there is to the post? Jesus Christ. All there is to the post yes, but get into the comments you find out the kid was planned and the wife can't handle how emotionally needy the kid is. The mother in law would want the baby but they want to block family members from adopting the baby because the wife is afraid that will make the holidays awkward. He was posting looking for advice on how to get this accomplished fast because they want the baby gone by Christmas. I don't know. Struck me as kinda screwed up.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:29 |
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Better the baby is adopted out than being raised by people who hate the child
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:31 |
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almightyerin posted:Not relationships but holy hell these two are a piece of work. The op isn't much but the comments are where it's at. The baby isn't a "good fit" and the wife wants it gone by Christmas so the holidays won't be awkward. Ride The Gravitron posted:Better the baby is adopted out than being raised by people who hate the child Agreed.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:33 |
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Oh, eww. This thing requires work! If your mother adopts it, you just know she'll try to win me back over to caring for the horrid thing. Ugh. Either that or there's some preexisting mental issues that didn't "disappear due to the healing power of motherhood" and/or some wicked post-parting depression they should be treating.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:35 |
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almightyerin posted:All there is to the post yes, but get into the comments you find out the kid was planned and the wife can't handle how emotionally needy the kid is. The mother in law would want the baby but they want to block family members from adopting the baby because the wife is afraid that will make the holidays awkward. He was posting looking for advice on how to get this accomplished fast because they want the baby gone by Christmas. Eh, she might have some PPD, but giving up the child for adoption when they're not ready to be parents is about as ideal of a situation as I can imagine. The (hopefully white, otherwise its chances of adoption aren't as high ) baby is going to end up with a middle to upper class family that wants it. It may or may not decide to look for its birth parents someday, but it will most likely be much happier with them than with a mother who doesn't want it in the family at all "because it could get awkward". It's pretty clear the birth parents loving suck.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:36 |
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I get that. My reason for posting it wasn't because adopting out the baby was screwed up, it was the fact that the family all adores this baby and would be willing to adopt it, especially the grandmother and they want to show up for Christmas sans baby and expect everyone to be totally cool with it like nothing happened. Like grandma and aunt Cathy wouldn't be heartbroken.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:39 |
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Actually I looked into it and it is pretty evident that the wife has some serious PPD whether or not he is willing to admit it. Also, his mother in law lives with them and takes cares of the baby. People are suggesting he just adopt the baby into the family but he said it's too awkward and he and his wife are hoping to get it over with and done before Christmas. And no, of course they haven't tried therapy. Poor baby. I hope the MIL takes them to court and gets custody. He has made three threads on the matter, all locked.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:40 |
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I hope she does too. According to him there's no way she has ppd because she was that way before the baby was born. Poor kid.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:42 |
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Oh and he said she doesn't like to pick the baby up when it's crying because it might reinforce the crying and teach the baby to manipulate them? Total gently caress up of a situation entirely.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:45 |
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almightyerin posted:I get that. My reason for posting it wasn't because adopting out the baby was screwed up, it was the fact that the family all adores this baby and would be willing to adopt it, especially the grandmother and they want to show up for Christmas sans baby and expect everyone to be totally cool with it like nothing happened. Like grandma and aunt Cathy wouldn't be heartbroken. How great can grandma be? She's already raised one ungrateful turdperson! yeah, it'd be cool if the family could get custody and spare OP the awkwardness by just disowning him. The only person thing that matters right now is the baby's future happiness.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:54 |
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The guy's like "But why would her family refuse her rightful entry to family gatherings after we gave our baby away? Does not compute. Beep boop." Dude sounds like a friggin' robot. I'm not surprised he's the one who suggested giving the baby away.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:00 |
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This sounds like the opening of the Great War. "We'll have that baby adopted by Christmas!"
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:03 |
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They're also in KY which means there is a not insignificant chance that percocet may be playing a role. Also, social services are likely to be underfunded and mental health care a bandaid on a sucking chest wound at best. Don't ask me how I know this.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:09 |
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He also made a post out of concern about his wife's apparent detachment to her daughter, when his own detachment can't be any more clear from his posts Anyways here's a fun one but not relationships related KY: SERIOUS: I may need to get rid of a lion. quote:I know this sounds crazy. It is crazy, but it is real. My uncle has owned multiple exotic animals in his time (a lion and a bear) and has a permit to own those animals in another state. A friend of his in this exotic animal world has had a litter of lion cubs and "owes [my uncle] a favor" and he wants to GIVE ME A LION. I don't want a lion. I can't have a lion. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have one in Kentucky. He may have already paid for this lion, and he is serious and adamant I need to have this lion cub. I thought he was joking. He was not.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:36 |
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Ignis posted:He also made a post out of concern about his wife's apparent detachment to her daughter, when his own detachment can't be any more clear from his posts poo poo in KY I know a ton of people who would pay that man money to take care of his lion problem. By hunting it. With guns.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:46 |
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For some reason legaladvice is more depressing than relationships
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:47 |
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Gaunab posted:For some reason legaladvice is more depressing than relationships In there, people can be victim of circumstances that are entirely not their fault, like lovely neighbors or whatever. You didn't pick and seduce your neighbors, or you did, which is a whole nother r/relationships post.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:49 |
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WampaLord posted:In there, people can be victim of circumstances that are entirely not their fault, like lovely neighbors or whatever. You didn't pick and seduce your neighbors, or you did, which is a whole nother r/relationships post. Most people don't have an uncle driving 5+ hours to drop an unwanted lion on them either.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:52 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Is that all there is to the post? Jesus Christ. I think I read somewhere the moment you drive them off the lot, babies lose like 20% of their value. But back to the story of Oliver (28m) and Barbara (21f) So, Oliver has a bit of a history with my partner's friend circle, she's known him since he was 15. He's fun enough at parties but an immature loser who has learned 0 life skills, and also burned many a bridge when it comes to roommates or crashing on couches -even his parents have pretty much given up on him. Stereotypical manchild stuff, with alcoholism and some sort of untreated mental illness or disability, since he's smart about philosophy and science but acts like a child with anything remotely related to the real world. Barbara, I don't really know much about, other than she's some kid that moved across the country for a boy at age 20, but since both look young if I told you "One of these two people is 28 years old, the other is 21, talk to them for 15 minutes and guess which is which," you'd probably guess she was the older one. So after a year of dating as she realizes she's now his mommy and Oliver is not changing, Barbara grows increasingly agitated with and grows to hate him. The screaming matches escalate until she finally dumps him about 2 weeks ago, but they're still stuck living together in a tiny one bedroom. She makes plans to move out after December, but they're stuck with each other until then -both names are on the lease, even though it's month to month, they're poor and all of her support structure in back east. He doesn't have a problem with this arrangement, since he's going to win her back! Seeing Oliver doesn't accept it's over, a few days later Barbara makes plans to go out to a bar and hook up with someone to help hammer the point. Oliver does not take 'his girlfriend cheating on him' well, and retaliates by quitting his job and staying home alternating between drinking himself into a stupor and begging for her to take him back. A week of this housing arrangement goes by, and Barbara texts my girlfriend since she's going crazy. It's her day off and she just wants to relax without Oliver around, so she wants to go to a cafe with us or hang out at our place -anything to get away. My girlfriend sympathizes, when she was younger she wound up stranded in Canada with a similar problem, and had to rely on her ex's friends for help until she could move back down to the US. Oliver upon finding out she's hanging out with his friends and he's not invited storms off to drink at a bar to prove he can go out too. The last time he went out drinking when he got home they wound up screaming at each other and he smashed his own laptop against a wall. Barbara doesn't want to repeat that, so winds up crashing in our guest room. The next morning, she gets a call from their landlord, they're being evicted for property damage and keeping all of the neighbors up with their arguing and smashing up the apartment then blaring music all night to the point the cops got called. This surprises Barbara, she did after all spend the night at our place, she bursts into tears since all of her stuff may be ruined and now she's homeless. When she explains this to the landlord, they're surprised it was only Oliver, but he's gone now, and if she'll change the locks and takeover the lease and let them in to survey the damage they'll let her stay after the cops file a report. So she agrees, and we head on over, only for a groggy Oliver to sheepishly peak his head out the door as he asks about what's going on. That doesn't fly since anyone can see his knuckles are scabbed over and bruised from hitting something at this point. He either blacked out and genuinely didn't know what he did, or he's playing dumb about what happened the previous night and denies anything happened. When the landlord makes him open the door and it's clear there's damage to the place, Oliver begins ranting about it not being fair he's being arrested and what he does in his own home is his own business. Once she finally can see inside and see the damage -their coffee table is flipped, glass coasters are shattered, the ashtray has been poured out on the ground so he could rummage through for smokable butts, there's freshly punched holes in walls, and the screen and blinds and have been torn off the bedroom window- she loses it, practically breaks down crying especially once she notices he's broken her guitar. He didn't rockstar smash it or anything fun, but clearly punched it until the neck began to give and split. Both at this point are increasingly crying sobbing messes, he's flipflopping between apologizing and also trying to justify himself/assert he shouldn't have to go to jail. We separate the two, and I help him get a trashbag and backpack to put the stuff he immediately needs in, but he's a child and frozen unable to even think about what he needs, so I have to make the list of stuff like clothes and toothbrush and have to reassure him he's not going to jail but needs to leave, and the court will help arrange for a supervised pickup, since now the only thing Barbara will say to him is she's getting a restraining order. When he finally starts to understand the situation and pack I step outside. A minute later at most I think I hear the hiss of a butane lighter. Then a cough. A few seconds later another cough. Checking back in Motherfucker was sprawled out on the couch with his feet up on the overturned coffee table and lit up a bowl of resin while waiting for the cops. In true fake reddit style I have a few updates to post, but jeeze this was a wall of text already so I won't include them here. I guess also sticking with reddit style, tldr: Dude pushing 30 got dumped by his 21 year old girlfriend for being a loser, so he gets drunk and smashes up their apartment. He then gets kicked out/has no idea how to pack his bags, but knows how to pack a bowl. Oh also he literally punched a guitar until it broke.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:59 |
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What's the problem? If Uncle Doolittle is adamant about delivering the lion cub, take it and murk it. Getting the authorities or animal protection agencies involved will get people fines and maybe jail time. If he inquires about it later, you never saw it. Law of the Coolness Averted posted:I think I read somewhere the moment you drive them off the lot, babies lose like 20% of their value. Don't doxx me just because you're jealous of my bohemian lifestyle. Not cool, bro. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Nov 17, 2016 |
# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:00 |
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Gaunab posted:For some reason legaladvice is more depressing than relationships Sometimes there's some good ones. Like the oven mitt guy. https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/35bzcy/caught_drinking_from_an_oven_mitt_in_public_in/
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:10 |
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I think my best friend of 8 Years (18 M) is in a cult, should I save him and how? or throw in the towel and give up?quote:I'm not gonna state names, let's call him M,
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:43 |
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what's with the influx of morons todayquote:Me [24 M] with a girl I met on Bumble [25 F], went on a date and, after kissing her, my mouth went numb. Is this cocaine? Or could it be numbing lipstick?
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:43 |
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lol numbing lipstick
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:49 |
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Ask her to share.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:52 |
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Ignis posted:He also made a post out of concern about his wife's apparent detachment to her daughter, when his own detachment can't be any more clear from his posts Not directly Kentucky related, but I was living in Kentucky when this happened one state up. Also, one of the land owners my company worked with had massive animal preserves in Ky with lots of crazy african poo poo. Based on that experience, I don't think a lion would be too hard to get permits for.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:54 |
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Jack Trades posted:Ask her to share. she did when she kissed him
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:07 |
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:lol numbing lipstick Tbf there are some lipsticks these days that have some crap in them that makes your lips swell and plump up like a dollar store lip-job, but in this case she's probably just a cokehead.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:14 |