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supernatural blonde posted:After they break up I bet that guy would have learned the lesson to never tell the truth about the number of previous sexual partners, he was too dumb to realise he should have lied his rear end off. The only acceptable numbers are 0-5. Everyone is insecure and skeeved out by this poo poo. lol 0 edit: To clarify, 0 will no longer be acceptable by a certain age Lone Goat fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Nov 18, 2016 |
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quote:I 30F received an anonymous text that my 32M Boyfriend of 4 1/2 years cheated on me on a trip he went on back in March, anon says they have evidence haven't replied, kind of panicking.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 03:02 |
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Who you gonna believe, baby? Me or those lyin' texts?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 03:23 |
I had to track that one down to see if any resolution, and the lady posting it is dumber than a sack of bricks. This guy's cheated on me before and sets up all kinds of suspicious trips with women, and more than one person has told me he's cheated on me multiple times! I still trust him though, he'd never cheat on me!
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 03:40 |
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pfffft it was just a blow job that first time, don't be prudes
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 04:04 |
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I've only had sex with two people, and one of them raped me. So that means you ladies get to mold and shape me. Who's first?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 04:21 |
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One of the first rules you gotta learn in life is 'don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer to', and 'how many cocks have you pole-vaulted onto' is right up there with 'is my dick bigger than his' in terms of poo poo that I'm perfectly happy living in perpetual ignorance.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 04:42 |
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I don't know who this guy is but he sure seems to know a lot about me!quote:Hey Redditors,
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 06:26 |
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Doctor J Off posted:I don't know who this guy is but he sure seems to know a lot about me! You know drat well what to think about it.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 06:40 |
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He's toast
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 06:57 |
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this one is actually from /r/hacking, bur I think it fits.quote:any good password cracking tools for password protected microsoft word?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 12:01 |
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BAD rear end minion memes! posted:this one is actually from /r/hacking, bur I think it fits. How's he not severing faster than she could say "I password protected your poo poo." is beyond me.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 14:07 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I've only had sex with two people, and one of them raped me. So that means you ladies get to mold and shape me. Who's first? that's quite the poem
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 14:08 |
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Jack Trades posted:How's he not severing faster than she could say "I password protected your poo poo." is beyond me. I was gonna say he can't sever because she's holding his expensive productivity software hostage, but she doesn't know the loving password either which I think is ample grounds for him to instantly forget her existence yeah
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 14:10 |
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I [25F] am terrified of Whoopi GoldbergPersonal issues submitted 4 minutes ago by afraidofwhoppi https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5dmbe6/i_25f_am_terrified_of_whoopi_goldberg/ quote:Ridiculous, I know. Obvs throwaway because duh.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 14:19 |
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Sounds like Whoopi tbf
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 14:28 |
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A Moose posted:I [25F] am terrified of Whoopi GoldbergPersonal issues It's funny but I can't really blame her.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 14:45 |
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ghosthorse posted:that's quite the poem I'm a cunning linguist.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 15:13 |
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Not a Children posted:Uh so the update to the story about the picky boyfriend involved her spelling out that she couldn't live like that herself anymore, and asking him to see a doctor, upon which the bf went nuts and broke one of her ribs and sodomized her because vegetables are scary She... she reported this to the police right?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 15:24 |
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C-SPAN Caller posted:She... she reported this to the police right? Did you read any posts in the thread afterwards?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 15:30 |
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C-SPAN Caller posted:She... she reported this to the police right? She reported it to the internet. Almost the same thing.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 15:29 |
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C-SPAN Caller posted:She... she reported this to the police right? Yes. Her neighbour rescued her and they called the police. quote:The police were able to find Robert thanks to me being a weirdo who keeps hers and her SO's license plate numbers memorized and written in my phone just in case. Charges have been filed and I got a restraining order this week. I am safe now, and moved into my own place, closer to school and work and I have my own kitchen that I can keep whatever the gently caress I want in. I feel so much more free and overall, am happier. I don't know if Robert will ever get help for his eating problems, but I am glad to say that it's no longer my concern. I would not call that a "happy ending", but at least she is in a much better place now.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 15:32 |
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Leon Einstein posted:It's a question that will most likely lead to answers you don't want to know. Right I just had this discussion with someone. "Will knowing the answer of if they were dating other people when you at the start of the relationship (a few dates in) fundamentally change who they are? If no then don't ask because the question has the potential to make you mad.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 15:36 |
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Someone is leaving pubic hair on my [40/m] desk at work. How to resolve?quote:Throwaway, for the normal reasons. While this is not a specific, one-on-one relationship question, it does relate to my relationships with my co-workers.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:04 |
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Hey guys just checking are open relationships still bad idea? lets see what reddit has to say! https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5dm7cd/me_23_m_with_my_boyfriend_29_m_considered_an_open/ Me [23 M] with my boyfriend [29 M] considered an open relationship, he hooked up with someone, I feel extremely betrayedInfidelity submitted 2 hours ago by Sublimespectrum quote:First of all, let me sell myself as this: I shouldn't have agreed to this without giving it a LOT of thought.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:05 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Someone is leaving pubic hair on my [40/m] desk at work. How to resolve? Dude all acting like he's never heard of a webcam before He doesn't even have to leave the thing running, just get a webcam and put it in a very obvious place and see if the pubes stop. If that doesn't work, start rolling and see what you can see A Moose posted:Hey guys just checking are open relationships still bad idea? lets see what reddit has to say! This one actually seems really straightforward. The boyfriend already feels guilty about it, that means he's having second thoughts too. Just say "actually it turns out this was a bad idea" and he'd probably agree, what's the issue vv
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:07 |
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"Help! seeing my girlfriend makes me throw up!" Me [18 M] with my girlfriend [17 F] 2 Months, Anxiety problemsDating submitted 26 minutes ago * by jestxeterdamaion https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5dmq83/me_18_m_with_my_girlfriend_17_f_2_months_anxiety/ quote:
... poo poo dude, maybe girls just aren't your thing?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:11 |
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Maybe he's a sex repulsed aromantic asexual
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:17 |
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My (30F) husband (30M) is mean to me. Now our kid (5M) is starting to be mean to me too.[new] submitted 6 minutes ago by ThrownAwayKid39702 https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5dmv3g/my_30f_husband_30m_is_mean_to_me_now_our_kid_5m/ quote:My husband's favorite thing to say to me is: "Are you a moron or just an idiot?" I know I need to leave, but if I can stick it out a while longer, I'll be in much better financial shape to support myself and our children. This one kind of sad, but somehow I laugh whenever I imagine a 5-year old calling his mom "woman" and calling her an idiot.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:17 |
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A Moose posted:"Help! seeing my girlfriend makes me throw up!" I think this was a gag on early seasons of South Park
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:20 |
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Me [25M] and ex's [17F] sister hanging out?Relationships submitted an hour ago by Nickpendu https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5dmhrw/me_25m_and_exs_17f_sister_hanging_out/ quote:so I [25m] was dating this girl [19f] and it was only in its early stages (6 weeks) and i became suss that the was seeing other guys behind my back so after becoming very suspicious i asked my friend to follow her, somehow I can totally imagine this dude's wispy mustache and beat up old car outside the highschool, getting chased off by the police every few days when he waits outside for his "girlfriend". The comments are beautiful too btw. "she's not like other 17 year olds" "she's mature for her age" "her last boyfriend was 27 and now he's doing time for armed robbery"
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:24 |
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loquacius posted:I think this was a gag on early seasons of South Park
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:47 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Someone is leaving pubic hair on my [40/m] desk at work. How to resolve? Does this person work with Clarence Thomas
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:57 |
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A Moose posted:Me [25M] and ex's [17F] sister hanging out?Relationships how does "hanging out" translate to "loving" for this guy? she's 17 that seems like a big lede to bury
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:04 |
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How does "watching a movie on Netflix with your buddy" translate to "loving" for people? I apparently propositioned several female acquaintances for sex around the time "Netflix and Chill" was becoming a thing. Some people assume hanging out with your preferred gender means sexytime all the time. I just wanted to watch some cool movies and hang out.
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Dude "come over and watch a movie" has been code for sex long before netflix was around
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:13 |
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Fullhouse posted:how does "hanging out" translate to "loving" for this guy? she's 17 that seems like a big lede to bury he wanted to get the sympathy card for being cheated on before he drops the "loving underage girls 8 years younger than me" bomb
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:13 |
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PokeJoe posted:Dude "come over and watch a movie" has been code for sex long before netflix was around Every first hookup I've ever had with a girlfriend happened when I asked them to come over and watch a movie I lost my virginity by getting someone to come over and watch a movie
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:18 |
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Guarantee it's not a pube but someone pulling on their beard absentmindedly
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:22 |
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loquacius posted:Every first hookup I've ever had with a girlfriend happened when I asked them to come over and watch a movie same There are many movies that I've only seen the first and last 5 minutes of.
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