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Helena Handbasket posted:Does anybody have that one about a girl that's raised in squalor by super terrible parents and she sort of parents her siblings by default, and as an adult she gets in a relationship with a manchild and lives in misery and squalor and procreates with him and perpetuates the cycle? I feel like the last line is "you're the mommy now, kid" or words to that effect but googling that is not a productive move. It was so drat incisive and on point. Found it by googling "something awful hither thither and yon". WHEEZY KISS A DUDE posted:This is where you are wrong, I'm afraid.
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Tiggum posted:Found it by googling "something awful hither thither and yon". Jesus.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 09:13 |
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That guy pondered way too hard about that scenario.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 09:42 |
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Well that's this day. e: I'm thinking a bit of murder in society isn't necessarily a bad thing, really? Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 10:33 on Nov 20, 2016 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Well that's this day. Every prior to Christianity northern European society would agree. It's only if 1) You don't pay up afterwards or 2) It's done in secret. Secret murder is wrong, revenge murder in front of witnesses is, if not praiseworthy, understandable. In this case it's certainly praiseworthy.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 11:14 |
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Nothing forces the family of the victim to accept the payment. And you might also find yourself politely de-liveified in front of a cheering audience under the same rules.
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my dad posted:Nothing forces the family of the victim to accept the payment. And you might also find yourself politely de-liveified in front of a cheering audience under the same rules. Oh absolutely. Which is why you make a lot of friends. Goony mcshut in who victimises his wife is much less likely to have anyone asking for weregild. Sometimes you have it where people could but just go "we'd have done it ourselves if they hadn't been kin" sort of arrangement. Josef bugman has a new favorite as of 11:35 on Nov 20, 2016 |
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Oh but surely, mr Skallagrim, I do say this is not at all necessary. Oh Mrs Blutwarg, but I insist! Propriety dictates it! I'd be the scorn of the berserker fellowship if I were so crass as to not recompense you for your loss of the labor which your late betrothed provided, such as it was. Can I offer you but tuppence? Oh alright, but then you must join for Odinsfest in return for this lavish generosity.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 12:53 |
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PYF nite crew is weird as gently caress
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Biplane posted:Anyone got the quote about fuckin up your cat to make its glutes hella big? Surprisingly hard to google quote:"dear letter to the editor, my cat has weak as hell glutes, what should i do? quote:Flummoxed in Florida, wow, just wow! Your cat should havce great rear end mother loving glutes. What's going on? If you're training your felines correctly, the glutes are one muscle that should Ex-MOtherFucking-plode, nikka.
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I.N.R.I posted:How exactly is loving a dog and cumming in it supposed to be disgusting or weird? In some asian countries they actually eat dogs which is far worse for the dog's health
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That's a quote off of actual radio. They were interviewing a dogfucker, and fucker of other things, a few years back. That's it. That's my gently caress story.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 19:09 |
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Paladinus posted:Nice meltdown.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 19:20 |
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Someone was jerking off to that, weren't they?
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 19:38 |
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Derek Smart has been banned after posting a psycho diatribe doxxing someone in the awful Star Citizen forum:Triticum Guzzler posted:* I have extensive AI experience; so pattern recognition is something that my brain is wired for. Your post patterns, sentence composition, context connectivity, and word usage, were a dead giveaway. The more you posted, the more obvious it became that you were a dude.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 19:54 |
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I can confirm that that is a good post.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:07 |
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Derek Smart was still posting here? What were his posts about usually?
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:33 |
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SinineSiil posted:Derek Smart was still posting here? Not just posting, he's a mod. Posts about Star Citizen. http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=212
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Outrail posted:Someone was jerking off to that, weren't they? That probably a pretty safe bet. I just assume that for any given picture you see online someone out there is jerking off to it.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Not just posting, he's a mod. Posts about Star Citizen. http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=212
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SinineSiil posted:Was he liked there? Ironically? They loved him, because the only thing that can stop some guy who is promising a really great space game but is probably going to fail on delivering it is "the same guy but less successful," apparently. Hell maybe it was ironic. The whole thing is really embarrassing, I don't know.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:The whole thing is really embarrassing, I don't know. Yes, this is why the funny.
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SinineSiil posted:Was he liked there? Ironically? His posting got a little better. He learned to not bite at every bait a goon tossed in front of him. There was growth. Lowtax made him mod of the SC forum and he was actually very restrained. Mainly it was a team thing. He showed up when goons had mostly decided mocking SC was more fun than praising SC. So he was on our team, mocking SC and generally being pretty goony. Plus the very thought of him drives citizens into a frothing rage, which is fun. They were constantly posting about how goons were using him, or he was using goons. Like we care. Everybody understands the good times won't last forever. Eventually someone will go to far and it will be frowny faces all around. But until then we might as well enjoy it.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:They loved him, because the only thing that can stop some guy who is promising a really great space game but is probably going to fail on delivering it is "the same guy but less successful," apparently. Derek chilled out a lot over the years and was actually funny. He's incredibly obsessed and slightly insane while being insightful and even charming at times.
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He was a lunatic, but he was our lunatic. Basically there is nothing about Star Citizen that isn't hilarious, depressing or utterly insane... Regardless of what side of the fence you're on. KM Scorchio has a new favorite as of 23:36 on Nov 20, 2016 |
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the star citizen forums shouldn't exist
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Derek Smart did nothing wrong!
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We belong dead.
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Alaois posted:the star citizen forums shouldn't exist Well Star Citizen straight up doesn't exist.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Derek chilled out a lot over the years and was actually funny. He's incredibly obsessed and slightly insane while being insightful and even charming at times.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 00:39 |
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the article posted:Conservation officers now have to decide what to do about the bears, which might have to be destroyed because they have become too used to human food and contact, police said.
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In the 'Idiots on Social Media' thread, about the alt-right's newest beef with Starbucks.BigglesSWE posted:They are probably offended by the colour of the coffee. Subjunctive posted:You'd think they'd be down with a place that burns hundreds of tall blacks every day.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Messing up the train schedule is the fastest way to ruin your gay bar.
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Pixelante posted:Things goons should never be trusted with:
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Blue Raider posted:sometimes you hail satan and sometimes satan hails you
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Tiggum posted:Is that made of stuff you'd actually want to eat, or is it just technically edible? Gorilla Salad posted:I'm guessing aspic. Panic! at Nabisco posted:It's actually a Mexican thing, it's (usually sweetened/flavored) milk gelatin in clear gelatin. You see them at Chicano parties all the time, apparently. Cacafuego posted:Of course, aspic will be at Chicano parties. Probably a lot of them
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Franchescanado posted:My God, what have I done? Memento posted:This is not my beautiful whitehouse VendaGoat posted:And the days go by. Water flowing under that. Under the rocks and stones.
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Ytlaya posted:This thread reminds me of when I was 15 and went to my girlfriend's house and saw a loofah in her bathroom and thought it was a tool meant to clean the vagina and got all embarrassed.
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Just like a goon, unable to identify something people use in the shower.
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Old Quote Poster here, with another Old Post i found, but this one is intimate. i one time recited this to a friend. they didnt find it as funny as i did. i hope you find it funnysadboy posted:This is going to be like waking up on christmas and finding out your drunken dad set the house on fire and is beating you with your one and only present, which happens to be a puppy sent from your aunt that died two days before and now the puppy is dead too because when she mailed it she forgot to put airholes in the box. fake edit bad puppy news means bad kitty news sadrboy posted:I am a cat. I have a furry face long whiskers and large paws. If you do not copy this message and post it in 10 threads then i will come into your bed at night and make sexy purring noises while youre jerking off.
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