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Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Sadly, most such settings are "oh, what you mean is that you haven't had a better idea in twenty years, shame, that..."

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That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Maybe another ten years would help iron out that grammar, and another ten could make the pitch at all appealing.

Ewen Cluney
May 8, 2012

Ask me about
Japanese elfgames!

Nuns with Guns posted:

speaking of is there a good Law & Order rpg? because a game with both a police detective phase and a trial by jury phase sounds really fun.
I never got around to checking it out, but there's a nifty-looking game called Serial Homicide Unit where you play both the potential victims and homicide investigators.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Ewen Cluney posted:

I never got around to checking it out, but there's a nifty-looking game called Serial Homicide Unit where you play both the potential victims and homicide investigators.

My friend bought this and we tried to play it but everyone was pretty drunk. It seemed pretty OK though.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
Why has Kingdom Death got 5 million pledged to it? Is that some Dark Souls thing I've never heard of?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Vitamin P posted:

Why has Kingdom Death got 5 million pledged to it? Is that some Dark Souls thing I've never heard of?

Lots of minis=lots of money

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Lots of minis + tits=lots of money

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Oh, I forgot it's this one.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Lots of minis=lots of money

Also catastrophic stupidity on the part of everyone who backed it. It's been less than a month since the project runners announced that the expansion comprising something like 25% of the first project's money was cancelled without refunds, then they proceeded to name every pledge level in the new project after the cancelled expansion. Nobody backing that POS is going to get what they paid for.

Incidentally, someone ran the numbers and all the high-end completist levels require a pledge of sometimes up to twice what the rewards are worth. I think at last count the $1666 level would cost something like $900 if you pledged $1 and bought it all as add-ons.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


So Bad Squiddo's kickstarter is in its final hours, and they have unlocked a bunch of gun-toting Guinea Pigs and the glorious Capycannon.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Jedit posted:

Also catastrophic stupidity on the part of everyone who backed it. It's been less than a month since the project runners announced that the expansion comprising something like 25% of the first project's money was cancelled without refunds, then they proceeded to name every pledge level in the new project after the cancelled expansion. Nobody backing that POS is going to get what they paid for.

Incidentally, someone ran the numbers and all the high-end completist levels require a pledge of sometimes up to twice what the rewards are worth. I think at last count the $1666 level would cost something like $900 if you pledged $1 and bought it all as add-ons.

Come on sticking it to the SJWs who are prudes about the human body is TOTALLY worth a $700 premium. Right?

Electric Hobo
Oct 22, 2008

What a view!

Grimey Drawer

Yvonmukluk posted:

So Bad Squiddo's kickstarter is in its final hours, and they have unlocked a bunch of gun-toting Guinea Pigs and the glorious Capycannon.
Fuckin' backed! They aren't even anthropomorphic guinea pig! Just normal guinea pigs with giant guns!

Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

Jedit posted:

Also catastrophic stupidity on the part of everyone who backed it. It's been less than a month since the project runners announced that the expansion comprising something like 25% of the first project's money was cancelled without refunds, then they proceeded to name every pledge level in the new project after the cancelled expansion. Nobody backing that POS is going to get what they paid for.

Incidentally, someone ran the numbers and all the high-end completist levels require a pledge of sometimes up to twice what the rewards are worth. I think at last count the $1666 level would cost something like $900 if you pledged $1 and bought it all as add-ons.

It was cancelled with a refund

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Oh, I forgot it's this one.

They should've spent $80 of their last million dollars on an editor.



Kingdom Death: Monster 1.5 posted:

We have set the estimated delivery of all pledge levels to December 2020. This is a best case scenario, in case our campaign gets insanley huge! 3-4 years development, production & transportation cycle to 100% finish every promise we might make during this campaign is realistic.

...

Even I don't know for 100% what may happen during this campaign.

Kingdom Death: Monster 1.5 posted:

What is a Kingdom Death Pinup?
Kingdom Death Pinups are light-hearted reinterpretations of aspects of the deadly serious game. They are not cannon, meaning they do not belong to the world of Kingdom Death and are not playable characters in the game.

These are meant for hobbyists and collectors to enjoy, assemble, and paint. They’re created in fun and meant in the spirit of light-hearted send up of everything from monsters to armor sets from the grimdark Kingdom Death world

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Electric Hobo posted:

Fuckin' backed! They aren't even anthropomorphic guinea pig! Just normal guinea pigs with giant guns!

Oh, yeah, I should have specified.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Ewen Cluney posted:

I never got around to checking it out, but there's a nifty-looking game called Serial Homicide Unit where you play both the potential victims and homicide investigators.

huh and it's audio-based... interesting!


Alien Rope Burn posted:

Kingdom Death: Monster 1.5 posted:

What is a Kingdom Death Pinup?
Kingdom Death Pinups are light-hearted reinterpretations of aspects of the deadly serious game. They are not cannon, meaning they do not belong to the world of Kingdom Death and are not playable characters in the game.

These are meant for hobbyists and collectors to enjoy, assemble, and paint. They’re created in fun and meant in the spirit of light-hearted send up of everything from monsters to armor sets from the grimdark Kingdom Death world

"These porny figurines have no place in my srs grimdark game with poo and peener jokes!"




e- I just found out that the Kingdom Death: Monster game was designed by a man named "Adam Poots" and this makes the entire game better in my eyes

Nuns with Guns fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Nov 27, 2016

Det_no
Oct 24, 2003

Mojo Jojo posted:

It was cancelled with a refund

Yeah pretty much everything about that post is bollocks.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Det_no posted:

Yeah pretty much everything about that post is bollocks.

Canceled with a refund because it was too hard to do.
Which, whatever... but why would you trust him again. The project ran super late, communication was TERRIBLE with waiting months at a time for an update that basically said "next month I'll put out a real update", and while the minis are good (nevermind the tits) the game is honestly kinda average-to-meh.

Det_no
Oct 24, 2003

LordAba posted:

Canceled with a refund because it was too hard to do.
Which, whatever... but why would you trust him again. The project ran super late, communication was TERRIBLE with waiting months at a time for an update that basically said "next month I'll put out a real update", and while the minis are good (nevermind the tits) the game is honestly kinda average-to-meh.

But it wasn't cancelled because it was hard to do, was cancelled because it didn't fit the state of the game. Dude said it pretty clearly in the update they made, the content was envisioned as a postgame of sorts but it turns out not many get there/already started new campaigns so it's kinda useless making a brand new expansion just for people at that very specific, hard to reach place. I'd argue it's a better compromise than trying to push a lovely expansion, specially because all the models and stuff will be used for other things.

Communication does suck at times, even the website is fancy barebones crap, but the product itself came out fine and I imagine that's why people want it. You can also see that the guy is addressing the issues he encountered while making the last expansion in the way he is adding a route for players to start deep into a campaign if they want AND still expanding the endgame a bit.

I dunno, it sounds promising and even if you absolutely loathed everything about the game it's just a good deal and you could flip whatever you buy for a shitload of money. I for one got into yet another campaign and really want to see what the new rules add.

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



Kingdom Death is a pretty fun game. I've got a 300 dollar pledge (black friday + gamblers box) I'm about to cancel because my friend upgraded to the 927 if anyone would like to jump on it let me know in the next little bit.

Jedit posted:

Incidentally, someone ran the numbers and all the high-end completist levels require a pledge of sometimes up to twice what the rewards are worth. I think at last count the $1666 level would cost something like $900 if you pledged $1 and bought it all as add-ons.

Is there a link to this? Just curious about the numbers.

Wezlar fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Nov 27, 2016

minute
Jul 31, 2003

Wezlar posted:

Kingdom Death is a pretty fun game. I've got a 300 dollar pledge (black friday + gamblers box) I'm about to cancel because my friend upgraded to the 927 if anyone would like to jump on it let me know in the next little bit.


Is there a link to this? Just curious about the numbers.

Yea that post is pretty much nonsense. The actual tally is here (Note that it's based on kickstarter prices, which are about 50% of retail). It's about $300 short right now because it's like the third day of a 42 day campaign, and the pricing reflects all the expansions and promos which are expected to be revealed (which added up to about $800 or so for the first Kickstarter).

I mean, I can totally get the objections a lot of people have, but there're also a lot of blatant lies being spread here.

minute fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Nov 27, 2016

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



minute posted:

Yea that post is pretty much nonsense. The actual tally is here (Note that it's based on kickstarter prices, which are about 50% of retail). It's about $300 short right now because it's like the third day of a 42 day campaign, and the pricing reflects all the expansions and promos which are expected to be revealed (which added up to about $800 or so for the first Kickstarter)


Oh awesome thanks! I guess I'm gonna sit on this one for a while longer then. Depending on what all gets revealed we might just use this pledge and add onto it instead of using the 927 one.

Det_no
Oct 24, 2003

Wezlar posted:

Oh awesome thanks! I guess I'm gonna sit on this one for a while longer then. Depending on what all gets revealed we might just use this pledge and add onto it instead of using the 927 one.

I imagine just the gambler box will go for like 300+ bucks so you might want to keep it one way or another. Or find someone else to pitch in and go all the way up to Satan pledge.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Wezlar posted:

Is there a link to this? Just curious about the numbers.

https://www.boardgamegeek.com/thread/1678957/includes-update-5-1666-pledge-current-value-1320-9

They're keeping a running tally. $1666 is now up to $1320, but the others are still poo poo.

Apologies for misreporting on the refund, I had heard there hadn't been one.

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib
Kingdom death looks way too expensive for me as a game - but some of the expansions had cool looking models (I like the flower knight and dung beetle knight) so I might order them if they are getting a reprint. The page is a bit of a confusing mess so i'll ask here - are the expansions made in hard plastic or resin?

Det_no
Oct 24, 2003

MrFlibble posted:

Kingdom death looks way too expensive for me as a game - but some of the expansions had cool looking models (I like the flower knight and dung beetle knight) so I might order them if they are getting a reprint. The page is a bit of a confusing mess so i'll ask here - are the expansions made in hard plastic or resin?

They should be hard plastic aside from the flower knight. Some models got a limited release resin model as well, you can double check all that here:

http://fddlstyx.com/miniatures/a-complete-miniature-list-for-kingdom-death-monster/

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib

Det_no posted:

They should be hard plastic aside from the flower knight. Some models got a limited release resin model as well, you can double check all that here:

http://fddlstyx.com/miniatures/a-complete-miniature-list-for-kingdom-death-monster/

Thanks! Shame about the flower knight, I prefer plastic. Oh well.

EDIT: I hope they add armor kits to the add on list like they did last time (apparently). Some of the armored human models look really cool as well.

MrFlibble fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Nov 28, 2016

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Jesus don't back the lovely objectifying titty miniatures game, come the gently caress on. It's 2016, you can do better than that bullshit.

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib

Arivia posted:

Jesus don't back the lovely objectifying titty miniatures game, come the gently caress on. It's 2016, you can do better than that bullshit.

It ends in 2017 though, and that's when Donald Trump becomes the U.S president. Seems to be an ideal time to back a lovely objectifying titty miniatures game :science: .

HazCat
May 4, 2009

MrFlibble posted:

Thanks! Shame about the flower knight, I prefer plastic. Oh well.

EDIT: I hope they add armor kits to the add on list like they did last time (apparently). Some of the armored human models look really cool as well.

All the expansions (that come with game bits) are hard plastic. The resin Flower Knight is a stand alone art piece.

The Flower Knight expansion hasn't been added to the KS yet, but if it is, it'll be an addon you can get without the base game (if you just want models to paint), and it should be around 50% off retail.

E: the link above is for stand alone models, this is the (all hard plastic) expansions: http://fddlstyx.com/miniatures/kingdom-death-monster-expansion-list/

HazCat fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Nov 28, 2016

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

MrFlibble posted:

It ends in 2017 though, and that's when Donald Trump becomes the U.S president. Seems to be an ideal time to back a lovely objectifying titty miniatures game :science: .

But it doesn't deliver fully until 2020, by which time the world will have been destroyed.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Jedit posted:

But it doesn't deliver fully until 2020, by which time the world will have been destroyed.

Is there a kickstarter for the actual end of the world because I might get behind that

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Det_no posted:

But it wasn't cancelled because it was hard to do, was cancelled because it didn't fit the state of the game. Dude said it pretty clearly in the update they made, the content was envisioned as a postgame of sorts but it turns out not many get there/already started new campaigns so it's kinda useless making a brand new expansion just for people at that very specific, hard to reach place. I'd argue it's a better compromise than trying to push a lovely expansion, specially because all the models and stuff will be used for other things.

What, that is exactly what I said in more words. It was too hard to put into the game, so they didn't do it. Which is still a poo poo reason to just drop it.

Yeah, flower knight is hard plastic and an expansion, so I would assume it will crop up on the kickstarter sooner or later.

Mugaaz
Mar 1, 2008

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOME JUSTICE WARRIOR ON EVERY FORUM
:qq::qq::qq:
I backed it for the base game. Personally, I think it looks fun and the monster figs look great to me. I've seen it played on youtube and I thought the game looked exactly like what I hoped it would be. I guess that makes me a bad person.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Mugaaz posted:

I guess that makes me a bad person.

don't worry, it does

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Cinnamon Bear posted:

Is there a kickstarter for the actual end of the world because I might get behind that

Less a kickstarter more just a rallying cry:

Hail SS-18 Satan may his passing cleanse the earth.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



lol at all the pro kingdom death talk


lol at admitting to being thousands of dollars invested in the ks

Mugaaz posted:

I guess that makes me a bad person.

yep

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Mugaaz posted:

I backed it for the base game. Personally, I think it looks fun and the monster figs look great to me. I've seen it played on youtube and I thought the game looked exactly like what I hoped it would be. I guess that makes me a bad person.

For difference reasons for different people. IMO, it's because it's relatively random in all aspects where it shouldn't and lovely as gently caress about its randomness in a way that makes Ghost Stories seem benevolent. Idgaf about ttity minis since they're not really prominent or emphasized. They're just...there.

Desiden
Mar 13, 2016

Mindless self indulgence is SRS BIZNS
So what's out there for those of us who might want a sorta dark fantasy game a la Kingdom Death with lots of cool grotesque models, but not all the baggage? Like, something that actually has gameplay that's not completely random, has weird creature designs (with or without tits, but not trying to make boobies and poop jokes its "mature" selling point), and has a neat sort of setting? The Dark Souls KS kinda looked like it might fit the bill, but talk of the gameplay made it sound like a dud. Anything else out there?

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

So it looks like Metamorphosis Alpha has swung back into the "in trouble" category; at the start of November Jamie Chambers said that all the books have shipped and that at this point everyone should have their hardcopies, and if you didn't to contact him. So people who didn't get their books contacted him as asked.

Then last week he posted another update saying that everyone has gottne their books, only there's quite a few people in the comments who're saying they still haven't received anything and haven't heard back from when they contacted him the last time, and Jamie isn't replying to comments.

Dammit, Jamie, you were so close!

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