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Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

MeLKoR posted:

Have you looked at his arms? Does it look like they reach his rear end? That point has long come and gone.

He flosses his butt with a bath towel :colbert:

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Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

As a Sovereign Star Citizen I refuse to pay tax! :argh:

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:08

Norefund14days: Feb 2, 2016; NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU PARP IN SPACE.

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

now you gotta change your name

Well poo poo...lol

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:09

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

cool new Polack jokes posted:

He flosses his butt with a bath towel

Doesn't that just smear crap up your back and between your legs?

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:10

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

Norefund14days posted:

FINALLY!

Grats, you got some nice holiday spending money now.

Or you could save it. Or spend it on bills. I don't judge.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:09

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Tippis posted:

Is there some kind of requirement to not be familiar with anything gamelike that has come out since the mid-90s to be a citizen? Or a mandatory memory erasure? Something like �Do you part! Ignorance guarantees citizenship!�

Answer the call.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:12

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

cool new Polack jokes posted:

He flosses his butt with a bath towel

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:13

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

spacetoaster posted:

Doesn't that just smear crap up your back and between your legs?

You just don't understand dingleberry development :laugh:

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:13

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

spacetoaster posted:

Doesn't that just smear crap up your back and between your legs?

There is a great MSPaint drawing that people used to post whenever threads devolved into a discussion on whether the toilet paper should go under or over the roll, but I could not possibly find it.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:27

BYOB K: Feb 25, 2016

orcinus posted:

Lack of context.
Home environment.
Includes (indirectly) people who are not really Ben.
Obsessive pixel peeping of someone's food table that lasts for pages.

It gets unfunny after the first few comments, and then devolves into being creepy.

OTOH, sippie cup funny.

Sounds like some people in this forum get 'triggered' when you bring up fat people. :btroll:

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:27

MedicineHut: Feb 25, 2016

How much is left?

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/359499/used-funding-vs-remaining-founding

Oh, sweet summer Vice Admiral...

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:28

Norefund14days: Feb 2, 2016; NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU PARP IN SPACE.

Lladre posted:

Grats, you got some nice holiday spending money now.

Or you could save it. Or spend it on bills. I don't judge.

Already Pre-ordered Andromeda and bought a few other games that are actually complete...lol

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:28

Ayn Marx: Dec 21, 2012

I.N.R.I posted:

Hi everyone. I hope you're all having a lighthearted, emotionally balanced day. This post is just a quick reminder for you all to call or visit your parents wherever possible, because they love and care about you.

I killed my famil

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:30

Pilz: Jul 25, 2016; Grimey Drawer

Is this what you guys mean when you're talking about issues with 64bit precision?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hdFG2GcNuA&t=311s

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:30

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

Whoever this ConfusedMonkeh person is they're facing Derek Smart's furious banhammer:

and

LOL.

It would really hurt to be ejected from such a thriving and vibrant community of bootlickers:

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:32

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

BYOB K posted:

Sounds like some people in this forum get 'triggered' when you bring up fat people.

What people?

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:33

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

The thing that's got the seed be fruit, whatever else its name might be. Berries are fruit or compound fruits, drupes are fruits, most of the things we call nuts are fruit. It's not really that biologists are silly, more that people very reasonably confuse the biological concept with the everyday one, since while the things we call fruit are fruits, many things we don't call fruit are also fruits.

If some insufferable pedant claims "yeah that thing isn't actually a fruit ", he's very likely an idiot. On the other hand, if you ask for a fruit and some insufferable pedant hands you a tomato, that's probably Octopode

Here are some things that aren't fruits:

Froot Loops

Fruit(s) of the Loom

High-fructose corn syrup

Ill have you know that Fruit of the Loom has plenty of seed in it.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:36

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

#ISITWITHBEN

#ILIEWITHCHRIS

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:40

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Lladre posted:

Apparently some sort of foot loofa?
For people who can't reach their foot when showering?

I never wash my feet unless they get muddy or something. I've just always assumed the soap and water running down my leg was good enough.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:42

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Jobbo_Fett posted:

#ILIEWITHCHRIS

#IBLINKWITHSANDI

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:43

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Jobbo_Fett posted:

#ILIEWITHCHRIS

#IDOXXWITHDEREK

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:44

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Answer the call.

Thanks, my phone was ringing.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:45

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

thatguy posted:

I never wash my feet unless they get muddy or something. I've just always assumed the soap and water running down my leg was good enough.

Hello, please remember to wash your feet today. They've helped support you ever since you were a little baby and they deserve the love and care of a good scrub every now and then.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:46

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

This is my new gimmick.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:46

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

#IDOXXWITHDEREK

That is an immoral stance and unfunny joke, please stop your shenanigans. Fudster.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:48

Hav: Dec 11, 2009; Fun Shoe

thatguy posted:

Hello, please remember to wash your feet today. They've helped support you ever since you were a little baby and they deserve the love and care of a good scrub every now and then.

Don't know people? Washing their feet is a great way to break the ice.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:51

BYOB K: Feb 25, 2016

orcinus posted:

What people?

I present The Triggering :smuggo:

thatguy posted:

IT'S PAGE 6609 AND I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL THESE BEN IS FAT JOKES! I SWEAR IF I SEE ONE MORE OF YOU CREEPY LOSERS TALKING poo poo ABOUT HOW FAT BEN IS I SWEAR I'LL JUST KEWAUEIFHAWLIUFHAGLUIASDLFJFCHBLEWIU!

Grandmother of Five posted:

i might not understand exactly what doxxing actually means, like maybe it implies breaking the law, or seeking out non-public information. like, taking the guy who posted the picture of the Thanksgiving setup as an example; it isn't breaking the law, and it doesn't require much effort or loading up any hacking tools or whatever, so maybe you can't call something like that doxxing, but to me, regardless of it being legal and easy to do, it is still feels indicative of being weirdly obsessive

orcinus posted:

I hate that i have to act as the voice of reason, but he's right (and the others who commented are right too).

Occasional ben fat joke is okay, because it's funny coz it's stupid.
Joking about Ben's thanksgiving dinner as an abstract is low, and not very funny, but somewhat okay.

Overanalyzing Ben's dinner photo makes thread sad, though.
Posting internet meme gifs as reactions makes thread sad too.

Show some class, thread, it's a slippery slope.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:55

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

thatguy posted:

Hello, please remember to wash your feet today. They've helped support you ever since you were a little baby and they deserve the love and care of a good scrub every now and then.

There's a thread with PA horror stories in the CC>Dorkroom subforum.
Among them this gem:

red19fire posted:

E: Also one of my favorite idiot photographer moments was on Creative Live a few years ago. There was this Arizona wedding photographer who kept -ing about how he puts religious references in his wedding photos. More specifically, he always does a shot of the bride washing the feet of the groom, because it signifies a wife's duty & servitude to her husband, as in the Bible it signifies Jesus' duty & servitude to mankind. But he also kinds of glazes over that Mary Magdalene, the prostitute, washed the feet of the J-man before he went on the cross. A much better metaphor.

Dude also had the most backup system ever, involving 10-14 separate hard drives.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:55

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

BYOB K posted:

I present The Triggering

Sure.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:57

MedicineHut: Feb 25, 2016

Just took a quick look at the grey market https://www.reddit.com/r/Starcitizen_trades/

Supply vs Demand volume ratio (in posts time) is of around 6 to 1 by looking at the first page for each and comparing dates. Not every post is related to a single ship, but usually the selling posts are the ones who include the larger number of ship sets, so the actual ship supply vs demand ratio can be even worst.

Buy: https://www.reddit.com/r/Starcitizen_trades/search?q=flair%3Abuying+nsfw%3Ano&restrict_sr=on&sort=new&t=all&feature=legacy_search , 25 lines down to 3 days ago
Sell: https://www.reddit.com/r/Starcitize...e=legacy_search , 25 lines down to 14 hours ago

Average discount offered by sellers atm is around 20-30%.

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Nov 29, 2016

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:58

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:01

Fat Shat Sings: Jan 24, 2016

MedicineHut posted:

Just took a quick look at the grey market https://www.reddit.com/r/Starcitizen_trades/

Supply vs Demand volume ratio (in posts time) is of around 6 to 1 by looking at the first page for each and comparing dates. Not every post is related to a single ship, but usually the selling posts are the ones who include the larger number of ship sets, so the actual ship supply vs demand ratio can be even worst.

Buy: https://www.reddit.com/r/Starcitizen_trades/search?q=flair%3Abuying+nsfw%3Ano&restrict_sr=on&sort=new&t=all&feature=legacy_search , 25 lines down to 3 days ago
Sell: https://www.reddit.com/r/Starcitize...e=legacy_search , 25 lines down to 14 hours ago

Average discount offered by sellers atm is around 20-30%.

I'm convinced that the grey market is some kind of money laundering operation since the sellers there deal in bitcoins. This 9 day sale and the lack of progress toward the actual game as we enter year five should mean there isn't a market for $3000 autism chariots. CIG could only move about 60% of the stock of them when they tried to sell them.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:04

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Pilz posted:

Is this what you guys mean when you're talking about issues with 64bit precision?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hdFG2GcNuA&t=311s

That's a good vid

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:05

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

LMAO I guess all that expensive furniture just appeared out of thin air, huh ~~Lazrin~~Lethality?

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:06

StraightFace: Feb 9, 2014

D1E posted:

Whoever this ConfusedMonkeh person is they're facing Derek Smart's furious banhammer:

and

LOL.

It would really hurt to be ejected from such a thriving and vibrant community of bootlickers:

Derek, ConfusedMonkeh is owning you on your own forums, how will you respond???

doxxamirite

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:06

Drunk Theory: Aug 20, 2016; Oven Wrangler

Colostomy Bag posted:

Not much. Ton of money came in. The change log to the schedule was interesting, as in everything was delayed and one of the delays was due to illness.

Was that an update to that laughable timeline they shat out for their holiday stream? Does it still have schedule blocks such as "Code"? And I assume they are set for another year with a ton of money.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:09

Gradis: Feb 27, 2016; GAPE APE

thatguy posted:

I never wash my feet unless they get muddy or something. I've just always assumed the soap and water running down my leg was good enough.

good way to ruin a foot fetish.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:09

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Fat Shat Sings posted:

I'm convinced that the grey market is some kind of money laundering operation since the sellers there deal in bitcoins. This 9 day sale and the lack of progress toward the actual game as we enter year five should mean there isn't a market for $3000 autism chariots. CIG could only move about 60% of the stock of them when they tried to sell them.

Did the ships on sale have LTI though

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:08