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caligulamprey posted:I might be late for the porn talk, but was anyone else deeply disappointed when they watched Edward Penishands because it was just one huge dildo per hand and not a regular hand with five dildoes for fingers?
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MacheteZombie posted:Yeah, and I almost dont want to see the movie now. Well the good news is the death star isn't going to get blown up.
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CelticPredator posted:Well the good news is the death star isn't going to get blown up. It turns out they're building two death stars; the backup one gets blown up in an after-credits scene.
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Parasol Prophet posted:It turns out they're building two death stars; the backup one gets blown up in an after-credits scene. First rule of Empire spending. Why buy one when you can have two for twice the price?
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The first one blows up after its thermal core overheats.
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CelticPredator posted:Well the good news is the death star isn't going to get blown up. You say this, but watch the ending be the new hope battle from our protag's pov.
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MacheteZombie posted:You say this, but watch the ending be the new hope battle from our protag's pov. If not this then some kind of epilogue that makes it very clear what eventually happens to the Death Star.
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Lobok posted:If not this then some kind of epilogue that makes it very clear what eventually happens to the Death Star. credits start "The death star returns in Star Wars: A New Hope, only 10.99 at your local retailer!"
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MacheteZombie posted:credits start The after credits scene should be the Disney CEO letting us know the original theatrical version of A New Hope is being released on Blu-ray.
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I thought Lucas kept the distribution rights for the episodes 1-6?
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10 Beers posted:Also, Josh Harnett is pretty darn good in it, too. I was pretty indifferent to Harnett before Penny Dreadful, but he actually was able to keep up with Timothy Dalton and Eva Green. His story arc is pretty obvious, but it's still done really well, especially when his father shows up, who's played by Brian Cox. Didn't get into the show until I saw this poster too. 
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Josh Hartnett is pretty tall in it?
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MikeJF posted:Josh Hartnett is pretty tall in it? I can't argue with that.
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Improbable Lobster posted:I thought Lucas kept the distribution rights for the episodes 1-6? Because they funded the first one 20th Century Fox has the distribution rights to ANH and there's probably no way that they'd ever give them up.
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Ya'll should watch/read Legend of the Galactic Heroes. There's a Death Star vs Death Star battle.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Ya'll should watch/read Legend of the Galactic Heroes. There's a Death Star vs Death Star battle. That's getting a new anime next year edit: to be more on topic, here's the poster for Legend of the Galactic Heroes: My Conquest is the Sea of Stars 
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Holy crap, My Conquest is the Sea of Stars has the best DVD cover ever
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Guy Goodbody posted:That's getting a new anime next year I'm looking forward to it. We're supposed to finally getting a localized version of the original here, but there hasn't been any news in over a year. The books have been good.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Holy crap, My Conquest is the Sea of Stars has the best DVD cover ever Incredible Detective No. 27 posted:I'm looking forward to it. I'd kill for a good dub
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Guy Goodbody posted:Holy crap, My Conquest is the Sea of Stars has the best DVD cover ever I still recommend LoGH to people, even if they don't usually like anime. Yang Wen-Li is a loving hero.  Also Oberstein
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Parasol Prophet posted:It turns out they're building two death stars; the backup one gets blown up in an after-credits scene. What a Contact rip-off.
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The end of Rogue One needs to be those freeze frame shots of characters from scenes in the movie with quick wrap-up text overlaid. Like Jyn Erso retires on that beach planet and opens up an orange juice stand. Darth Vader would go on to cut off his son's hand as punishment for incestuous contact with a sibling. The Death Star explodes, sending out its spores in hopes that a new Death Star will grow one day. There can even be a scene at the end of the credits like Baby Groot where li'l roly-poly Death Star is weaving around the Emperor's chamber.
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And that is where BB8 came from.
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The MSJ posted:And that is where BB8 came from. Luke killed his father...it's like poetry, it rhymes 
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Single best part about this is that they're going with the Billy Dee Williams, Batman '89 Two-Face that never was. And that makes me so, so happy.
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Also, black Gordon and Barbara, which is interesting.
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Waffleman_ posted:Also, black Gordon and Barbara, which is interesting. It would be kind of weird to do one but not the other
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Guy Goodbody posted:It would be kind of weird to do one but not the other These days, not really.
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Some cool Japanese posters I've had sitting around my computer. (Ghost Cat and the Mysterious Shamisen)    (Kanashimi no Belladonna, another NWS version)  (Fear of the Ghost House: Bloodsucking Doll)   (Page of Madness)
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Guy Goodbody posted:It would be kind of weird to do one but not the other That's not what's interesting about it, ya dingus. 
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I just realized how potentially amazing a fight against Clayface could look done in Lego.
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How did I not realize until this moment the connection between Michael Cera and Will Arnett. I totally forgot. Edit: Jenny Slate is Harley? That's perfect.
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There's always money in the Bat banana stand.
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Chris Knight posted:There's always money in the banananananananana BATMAN stand. Fixed that for you
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kiimo posted:What a Contact rip-off. Hey hey hey buddy. Already beat you to the Contact joke way up the page there. BonoMan posted:First rule of Empire spending. Why buy one when you can have two for twice the price?
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The first Lego movie was so goddamn charming that I will rent the Batman one, at least.
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