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From my experience it's not a real family BBQ unless someone shits their pants, but it's usually grandpa and he doesn't do it on purpose.
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Dear women of Reddit. If your "vag" smells of onions, perhaps it's time to wash regularly or seek a medical professional.
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Dec 7, 2016 17:56
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Captain Yossarian posted:I think those sonograms are creepy Oh for sure if it's not your baby or a baby you care about it's not thrilling and a little weird. But that persons reaction is far weirder
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Dec 7, 2016 18:08
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If your vag smells like onions, I hear a little bit of hot water, beef bullion, a couple carrots and a potato jammed in there will clear it right up.
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Dec 7, 2016 18:10
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Baby, you got a stew going! E: content My [f30] BIL [m16] stole his Mom's [f50] panties and mine and did things to them NSFW quote:Details changed for privacy. 
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Dec 7, 2016 18:10
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You're supposed to have one in the oven, not on the stove!
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Dec 7, 2016 18:12
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Just go commando for a few days, I guess.
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Dec 7, 2016 18:18
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WampaLord posted:Baby, you got a stew going! This kid is going to rape someone one day.
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Dec 7, 2016 18:25
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That sounds like break into the sorority and murder one of them type behaviour
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Dec 7, 2016 18:26
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remigious posted:Just go commando for a few days, I guess. This would solve the problem for OP specifically, as well as making the visit a little more fun in general, but wouldn't really solve it for anyone else unless they literally purge all underwear from their house which the little fucker would probably enjoy just as much e: wait, just noticed they were at the OP's house, nevermind, doesn't work unless the OP swears off underwear for good
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WampaLord posted:Baby, you got a stew going! emancipate the kid and call the police
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Dec 7, 2016 18:32
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just eat some onions and sick a clove of garlic up there.
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Add some celery and carrots and you have yourself a mirepoix
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Dec 7, 2016 18:50
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i don't think the vagina is a good place to have a stew in
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if you hate children why the gently caress would you go to disneyland "bf scared of dogs, i got tickets to the dog show. advise?"
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big time bisexual posted:this thread started out innocuously but these comments... REAL TALK: Don't loving do this or you will end up with garlic burns. Burns in your vagina. Don't do this, seriously.
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Dec 7, 2016 19:04
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When I first learned about r/childfree I assumed that most of the bitterness came from women who feel unfair social pressure to have children by the time they hit their mid to late 20s. When you actually read the r/childfree stories you start to realize that while this undoubtedly plays a role the real dynamic here is that most of these people are basically children themselves. They want to go to Disneyland, screenings of children's films, book launches for young adult fiction like Harry Potter, they want to eat at garbage fastfood places like McDonalds, etc. and yet they feel aggrieved when they have to interact with children in these venues and are even sometimes *gasp* expected to given children preferential treatment when it comes to activities designed for children.
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boner confessor posted:if you hate children why the gently caress would you go to disneyland There are a TON of grown rear end adults that go to Disneyland without kids apparently (simply referred to as 'Disney' by affictionados). My friend and his wife are like this, they go all the time though they have kids now. They let us use their time share so my wife and I could go one year as a gift. My wife never went as a kid, so at least she could experience it for the first time. Going as adults is fine, but it really is more about experiencing with kids. Given the fact that there are kids everywhere, acting in typical kid like ways (running around, yelling/crying, etc) going without kids just feels like going to an overpriced theme park. I feel like there are other theme parks that are more fun as just adults out there.
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My dad is obsessed with Disney World to the extent that his 60th birthday present to himself was to go to Disney World again for the first time since my sister and I were kids, can confirm That said if you are going there and do not like having to see or have small interactions with children you are not only doing Disney World wrong but you are not the target audience. My wife and I were invited on this trip, and we went, but my sister and her husband didn't come because they knew there would be too many kids. I was flabbergasted.
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Helsing posted:When I first learned about r/childfree I assumed that most of the bitterness came from women who feel unfair social pressure to have children by the time they hit their mid to late 20s. When you actually read the r/childfree stories you start to realize that while this undoubtedly plays a role the real dynamic here is that most of these people are basically children themselves. They want to go to Disneyland, screenings of children's films, book launches for young adult fiction like Harry Potter, they want to eat at garbage fastfood places like McDonalds, etc. and yet they feel aggrieved when they have to interact with children in these venues and are even sometimes *gasp* expected to given children preferential treatment when it comes to activities designed for children. It is a combination of simultaneously wanting all the social advantages of them getting to be like a child and all the privileges of being an adult. The existence of children in their manchild spaces kind of shatters their naive assumption they can do both of these without problems. Overly competing with children makes them look incredibly immature, and their defensiveness and projection in regards to other adults makes it look like they don't even try to be adults about the whole thing. It makes me wonder about their own childhoods. Were they so nostalgic for them they stay in that state? Or maybe they are developmentally delayed and never felt the confidence of fitting in as a 'real' adult when they were older?
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Panfilo posted:There are a TON of grown rear end adults that go to Disneyland without kids apparently (simply referred to as 'Disney' by affictionados). My friend and his wife are like this, they go all the time though they have kids now. They let us use their time share so my wife and I could go one year as a gift. My wife never went as a kid, so at least she could experience it for the first time. Can confirm as an adult that's made 3 Disney World trips recently with my girlfriend. Some parks, specifically Epcot during the food and wine festival, are definitely geared towards adults and it's pretty awesome. I'll admit that even at the Magic Kingdom when doing "kids rides" it's annoying if a kid is literally screaming the whole time or the parents whip out their phone to take pictures the whole time, but I can't imagine yelling at them. Then again I have autismo and would be afraid to speak in general. Point being, there's a line between being retardedly amazed at all the "crotch fruit" in a place full of families and still expecting parents to not let them go absolutely wild in public. If I'm at a "sit down" restaurant, even at Disney, I'll start to get a little pissed if the table next to me has kids yelling and running around. At least the nicest restaurant at Disney did wise up and actually prohibits kids under 10.
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 World Showcase was the worst part of Disney World when I was a kid and the best part of Disney World as an adultPartly because I care less about sweet Disney references as an adult, partly because cool facts and cultural tidbits from other countries are cooler when you're an adult, and partly because you can get tons of awesome booze there and yeah also it's the best food in the park
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Panfilo posted:There are a TON of grown rear end adults that go to Disneyland without kids apparently (simply referred to as 'Disney' by affictionados). My friend and his wife are like this, they go all the time though they have kids now. They let us use their time share so my wife and I could go one year as a gift. My wife never went as a kid, so at least she could experience it for the first time. im not talking about adults going to disney without kids. adults can be children at heart and enjoy disney stuff i'm talking about adults who actively dislike children and get anxious around children going to disney, which is like a swirling vortex of excited children being loud and their parents tolerating it because it's a special occasion. i can't think of a worse place for childfree types except, like, a maternity ward or something boner confessor fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Dec 7, 2016 |
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I've never been to Disneyworld but do remember sitting in some overpriced BBQ place in magic Kingdom where there was what seemed like 300 kids running around with BBQ sauce glazed hands grabbing everything in reach, it was noisy from all the kids, and yet I kind of shrugged to myself and figured "what did I expect at a kids theme park?" The steakhouse in the Disney Resort hotel however didn't have any kids in it that evening and was the best filet mingion I've ever had. But the breakfast buffet the next morning was teeming with them, however that was expected. The funny thing is in real life I've known far more people who love kids and being around them, just can't /won't have kids themselves for various reasons. Conversely the people I see most openly hostile to kids in public have kids themselves (and insist their own kids would NEVER dare do [thing] unlike those brats)
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if you like rides but hate children, why not go to vegas, rather than a pilgramage to evil mouse mecca
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Technically correct man posted: An elementary school cafeteria, a pediatricians office, and, apparently, Guam 
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well why not posted:if you like rides but hate children, why not go to vegas, rather than a pilgramage to evil mouse mecca These are the same people who think gambling/Vegas in general is a colossal waste of money.
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Ratjaculation posted:You need to open up your relationship with the couch and let other furniture into your lives I'm going to cuck this couch. Also we should get a love seat. quote:and pet the cat again pls This one's old.  But I just took these two mere moments ago.    C-SPAN Caller posted:How do I find one and date them instead of just lucking into it like this girl did I guess you gotta join an adventuring party or something. Jenner fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Dec 7, 2016 |
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Bonzo posted:/ChildFree reminds me of some post, either here or elsewhere, where some guy took his little girl to see a My Little Pony movie and had to leave because the theater was full of Bronies berating them.
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darkwasthenight posted:REAL TALK: Don't loving do this or you will end up with garlic burns. Burns in your vagina. Don't do this, seriously. But there's already roast beef and onions down there. I was just trying to help. 
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darkwasthenight posted:REAL TALK: Don't loving do this or you will end up with garlic burns. Burns in your vagina. Don't do this, seriously. This is fear mongering. Garlic cannot burn as it is not a pepper and contains no capsaicin. Stuff away!
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fruit on the bottom posted:This is fear mongering. Garlic cannot burn as it is not a pepper and contains no capsaicin. Stuff away! Neither does ginger but you don't want to leave that on you mucous membranes
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Improbable Lobster posted:Neither does ginger but you don't want to leave that on you mucous membranes You don't enjoy a good figging every now and then?
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Not responding to any specific post but does anyone use the phrase "SO" outside of Reddit? I never really hear it.
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Jenner posted:Okay, look. I didn't want to do this but enough is enough. I have borderline personality disorder and I am not a terrible loving monster. (loving awful poster though. I'm sorry, Jenner. That was really uncool of me. I also struggle with mental illness and should have known better.
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) I'm kinda fed up with biting my tongue and staying silent whIle people just condemn and vilify people like me as toxic people unworthy of love or dispassionate remorseless jackasses or dangerous unpredictable powder kegs or whatever. I'm not going to pretend it's nbd and that everything is loving amazing. I know we're challenging. I know it's difficult sometimes. I've lived it. This is my life. There is no cure. There have been times when I have hurt people I care about and I feel incredible guilt over it.
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sout posted:Not responding to any specific post but does anyone use the phrase "SO" outside of Reddit? I never really hear it. It's used in office emails like our winter party that says "you can bring your SO". It's a lot better that dipshit message boards filled with old people where they abbreviate "dear [relation] [age]" and then use it as a noun twenty times in their loving post.
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I [21 F] want a guinea pig, my boyfriend [21 M] doesn't want one. We live separately. What do I do?quote:First of all, I feel like I'm being pretty whiny and a bit bitchy about this all, but I want to know how others view this. (I had a messed up childhood so lots of times I don't know if I'm being reasonable ore not).
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:not only did you buy a terrible couch, you bought it from west elm??? I have an ailment that causes me to bounce from relationship-to-relationship. In each one, I eventually compel my partner, against her desires and hopes, to open the relationship. When I'm sick of getting cucked, I move on.
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Can we get some happy stories for a change? Here's one I found in the archives here. The paranormal/conspiracy board was a christmas RSF back in 2008: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3034656 I can copy-paste this if people don't have archives. (PS buy archives)
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