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boner confessor posted:i hate this idea that there's a "math mind". oh sorry i dont have a "reading mind", books and me don't get along haha. like words, who understands those except for turbospergs who can't get laid am i right I mean, I am using that to mean someone who has the ability/interest/background, not like genetic or anything. I can't draw for poo poo and not super interested in all the stuff that goes into art so I'd fail out of any college level art class. Some people have a tough time with trying to dissect literature, some people are really bad at putting equations together. I don't think it means someone is therefore stupid at everything.
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I thought Walmart stopped hiring greeters entirely a few years ago to cut labor costs but I don't remember where I read that
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Fullhouse posted:I thought Walmart stopped hiring greeters entirely a few years ago to cut labor costs but I don't remember where I read that they still have people standing by the door to check receipts in real life though
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Fullhouse posted:I thought Walmart stopped hiring greeters entirely a few years ago to cut labor costs but I don't remember where I read that they did but walmart's extreme cost cutting is part of what led them to be literal thieves' dens so the greeters are back among other changes
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Pick posted:It's fairly common among people with eating disorders because the poop gets extremely dehydrated and hard, and palpitation does become necessary. To me, this is the kind of bowel movement you have once in your life and immediately loving turn everything around to keep it from ever happening again. How do you reach the point where you're goatse'ing yourself just to go to the bathroom and thinking 'this is fine'?
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Naerasa posted:To me, this is the kind of bowel movement you have once in your life and immediately loving turn everything around to keep it from ever happening again. How do you reach the point where you're goatse'ing yourself just to go to the bathroom and thinking 'this is fine'? literally mental illness. eating disorders are serious business
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Naerasa posted:To me, this is the kind of bowel movement you have once in your life and immediately loving turn everything around to keep it from ever happening again. How do you reach the point where you're goatse'ing yourself just to go to the bathroom and thinking 'this is fine'? I've had a lot of abdominal surgery, with a lot of pain killers, and the only time it ever got remotely to that point (and I had recently had surgery on my bowels to boot) I went to the loving doctor to get it taken care of and started taking all the fiber, all the time, forever. I started reflexively curling up over my stomach when I read it, uggggh.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 20:09 |
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I'm pretty sure I read something in the gross-yet-compelling nurse stories thread that making a habit of pulling your poo poo out manually weakens the muscles responsible for squeezing it out of you from disuse, and I don't think there are any exercises you can do to get them swole again
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I refuse to believe that nobody has invented butthole kegel exercises
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SatansOnion posted:I'm pretty sure I read something in the gross-yet-compelling nurse stories thread that making a habit of pulling your poo poo out manually weakens the muscles responsible for squeezing it out of you from disuse, and I don't think there are any exercises you can do to get them swole again I bet if you have sex with a lot of men it'll help. Or maybe it won't, but you'll still get to have sex with a lot of men.
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I'm not gonna lie that was freaky just reading about. If my bf did something like that I don't know if I'd be able to handle it. Like surely more fiber, or liberal use of laxatives, would be better than reaching in there pulling your poo poo out. Like at that point is it a fetish thing?
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 20:22 |
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If your pooping muscles atrophy from disuse, I don't get how using them a lot (by going cold-turkey on pulling your poop out with your hands) wouldn't build them back up again
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SatansOnion posted:I'm pretty sure I read something in the gross-yet-compelling nurse stories thread that making a habit of pulling your poo poo out manually weakens the muscles responsible for squeezing it out of you from disuse, and I don't think there are any exercises you can do to get them swole again People with spinal injuries have to have this done on a regular basis.
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Clocks posted:I'm not gonna lie that was freaky just reading about. If my bf did something like that I don't know if I'd be able to handle it. Like surely more fiber, or liberal use of laxatives, would be better than reaching in there pulling your poo poo out. Like at that point is it a fetish thing? If you haven't ever had the urge, you've never been so constipated that death seems preferable. Cause laxatives? They don't really work for the worst cases. You get runny diarrhea trapped behind a boulder of dessicated poo poo.
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Bonzo posted:People with spinal injuries have to have this done on a regular basis. I am somehow more fine with a medical professional doing this to someone than with someone doing this to themselves, sometimes with random objects.
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loquacius posted:My [29/F] fiance's [32/M] ex-girlfriend [35?/F] texted him "Are you sure you want to get married?" My wife had a few exes contact her during our engagement to try and talk her out of it. It was bizarre. Each time she politely declined to even have the conversation and told them that it wasn't their concern. She also had two "nice guy" friends. One called her a cold hearted bitch for marrying someone he (the 'it's my job to protect you' thing) doesn't even know and the other told me that if I hurt her, he would hurt me and would be with her to take care of her.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 20:35 |
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Ack, and about 3/4 of the responses in the poop thread are all "human bodies can be weird and everyone has different routines. If she doesn't visibly have poo poo on her fingers, NBD!" What the gently caress.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 20:44 |
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quote:First time being asked about my weight meaning baby and not fat after being sterilized I'm not a body shamer or anything but the combo is just too perfect e: Also quote:Is Pregnancy a Good Excuse to Break Continuity in Film/TV? 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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The more I read articles talking about The Walking Dead's Alanna Masterson "firing back" in Instagram at people who have criticized her for being on the show because seriously, that poo poo is awful, why would you watch that???
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 21:04 |
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Constipation Girlfriend needs to meet Math Girlfriend so they can work it out together with a pencil.
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Antivehicular posted:Constipation Girlfriend needs to meet Math Girlfriend so they can work it out together with a pencil. haha nice
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Antivehicular posted:Constipation Girlfriend needs to meet Math Girlfriend so they can work it out together with a pencil. I just high fived my cell phone screen irl and it was meant for you
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Antivehicular posted:Constipation Girlfriend needs to meet Math Girlfriend so they can work it out together with a pencil. oh my god
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 21:20 |
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Pooper Puller Lady should probably give squatting a try. It reduces strain and poop comes out more easily! ..Or she could avoid touching the poop by pushing it through her vaginal wall instead. Which I know about because a friend told me.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 21:21 |
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mr turdachev, tear down that wall
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 21:24 |
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Themata posted:Pooper Puller Lady should probably give squatting a try. It reduces strain and poop comes out more easily! How did that come up in conversation?
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [25 M] have a serious problem with my [25F] GF of a few years and her unusual bathroom habits. Gotta get up in there with a crowbar sometimes, pry that poo poo loose.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:The more I read articles talking about The Walking Dead's Alanna Masterson "firing back" in Instagram at people who have criticized her for being on the show because seriously, that poo poo is awful, why would you watch that???
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ikanreed posted:If you haven't ever had the urge, you've never been so constipated that death seems preferable. It happened to me once and I know what you're talking about. Everything eventually came out alright but I was definitely starting to wonder if that would help. This was like 5 years ago and I was working a remote camp job and I assume it was something horrible about their food that caused it.
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Tiny Deer posted:How did that come up in conversation? It's been a few years so I don't recall, but it had to have been either from talking about constipation or a comment from left field (think it was the latter).
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Charles Get-Out posted:I am somehow more fine with a medical professional doing this to someone than with someone doing this to themselves, sometimes with random objects. It wasn't a random object, it was your toothbrush honey! I washed it afterwards... wait, why are you leaving? *edit* Also, constipation crap chat, I was on some pretty heavy painkillers for a month due to an injury, it was awful. The first few days are fine, but after about a week you stop making GBS threads, after a week or two of that, you're in for some horrible pain. I'm not one to linger in the bathroom, typically 5-10 minutes tops, but at about week 3 I sat in the bathroom for over an hour and it was pain. MF_James fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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quote:My [29M] gf [25M] broke up with me after a 2.5 year relationship because I refused to be vegan after she turned vegan 6 months ago and suddenly didn't want kids
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edit: loving LOL
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LethalGeek posted:
I was GIS for this too
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Antivehicular posted:Constipation Girlfriend needs to meet Math Girlfriend so they can work it out together with a pencil. god drat
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 22:23 |
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Lol
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Antivehicular posted:Constipation Girlfriend needs to meet Math Girlfriend so they can work it out together with a pencil.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 22:31 |
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Gotta wonder why the guy's doctor refused the vasectomy. Maybe they mentioned the Youtube guy in the office or something and he was like, "no way am I performing an operation caused by a Youtube video"
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Themata posted:It's been a few years so I don't recall, but it had to have been either from talking about constipation or a comment from left field (think it was the latter). At least it wasn't awkward orgy small talk!
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