Pick posted:Murder him. Seems fair.
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A prank is something that results in a briefly embarrassing situation or dumping water on another person and silly poo poo like that. This was full out malicious tampering of someone's future. In short:Pick posted:Murder him.
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Dec 9, 2016 06:38
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value-brand cereal posted:A prank is something that results in a briefly embarrassing situation or dumping water on another person and silly poo poo like that. This was full out malicious tampering of someone's future. In short: He's also not actually attempting to genuinely atone or make things right, he's choosing to share a previously unknown super-horrible thing he did over a perceived sleight he can't even remember, playing it off as "not a big deal," and then absolving himself with an expectation that he'll be forgiven for giving the most half-assed apology possible. It's 100% about him and the proper response is to tell him to go get hosed until he can come up with $40,000.
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Dec 9, 2016 06:49
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LGD posted:He's also not actually attempting to genuinely atone or make things right, he's choosing to share a previously unknown super-horrible thing he did over a perceived sleight he can't even remember, playing it off as "not a big deal," and then absolving himself with an expectation that he'll be forgiven for giving the most half-assed apology possible. It's 100% about him and the proper response is to tell him to go get hosed until he can come up with $40,000. This was my first thought too. Afaik, the making amends step is supposed to be about showing people that you know you were bad before, and want to change. This guy is using it to be all "hey, I did a bad thing, love me."
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Dec 9, 2016 06:56
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Murder him.
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Dec 9, 2016 07:05
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [25 M] have a serious problem with my [25F] GF of a few years and her unusual bathroom habits. I always read the tl;dr first, so I thought he meant she was fingering her rear end vigorously, not that she literally fingers the poo poo out of her rear end.
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Dec 9, 2016 07:05
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LGD posted:He's also not actually attempting to genuinely atone or make things right, he's choosing to share a previously unknown super-horrible thing he did over a perceived sleight he can't even remember, playing it off as "not a big deal," and then absolving himself with an expectation that he'll be forgiven for giving the most half-assed apology possible. It's 100% about him and the proper response is to tell him to go get hosed until he can come up with $40,000. That one reminds me of an E/N thread here, "mistake from my past coming back to haunt me". His "mistake" was planting drugs in another kids bag "as a joke", that kid getting arrested, expelled, and sent to jail. It was haunting him because that kid was a family friend of his fiancee and poo poo talked him to them, rightfully. He didn't feel any remorse until it affected him, he was so blase about it.
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Dec 9, 2016 07:32
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My brother admitted to a "prank" that drastically changed my life 7 years ago. Good lord. Sue the gently caress out of him. Then Murder him.
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Dec 9, 2016 07:53
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Batterypowered7 posted:literally fingers the poo poo out of her rear end. Thread title.
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Dec 9, 2016 08:15
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Anony Mouse posted:My brother admitted to a "prank" that drastically changed my life 7 years ago. I really want to see the responses and hope she tells him to kill himself. What a horrible loving person
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Dec 9, 2016 08:21
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I mean if she's now got a decent job on the back of her own hard work paying for herself through education then perhaps this is a moral roadblock that she needs to get over it's 20,000 who cares (assuming she actually did get an ok job) she can move on, leave the ball in his court to make amends murder him or whatever that's cool too
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Dec 9, 2016 08:53
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I mean if she's now got a decent job on the back of her own hard work paying for herself through education then perhaps this is a moral roadblock that she needs to get over Huh? It's 45k plus interest?
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Dec 9, 2016 08:57
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Pick posted:Murder him. No jury would convict you.
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Dec 9, 2016 09:01
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murder him
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Dec 9, 2016 09:02
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Personally, I think I'd try to ruin his sobriety.
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Dec 9, 2016 09:04
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Murde...Cumslut1895 posted:Personally, I think I'd try to ruin his sobriety. This is better.
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Dec 9, 2016 09:07
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Re alcoholic rear end in a top hat brother: My advice for trying to keep a relationship with him? Don't.
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Dec 9, 2016 10:44
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Yeah, that's a massive oval office move - apologising just because you've been told to doesn't really cut it.Jenner posted:Re alcoholic rear end in a top hat brother: My advice for trying to keep a relationship with him? Don't. This
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Dec 9, 2016 10:47
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The correct move is probably to cut contact and not retaliate, but if someone pulled something of that scale on me I would definitely be tempted, like loving with his sobriety as a previous poster mentioned.
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Dec 9, 2016 11:25
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Cumslut1895 posted:Personally, I think I'd try to ruin his sobriety. He probably doesn't need any help.
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Dec 9, 2016 11:32
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beat him or hire someone to beat him until $45,000.00 + interest falls out, dump a bottle of cheap whiskey down his throat, do not accept his apology. Tell him you're pranking him while he has to have an entire fifth of jack daniels pumped out of his stomach.
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Dec 9, 2016 11:38
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A Moose posted:beat him or hire someone to beat him until $45,000.00 + interest falls out, dump a bottle of cheap whiskey down his throat, do not accept his apology. Tell him you're pranking him while he has to have an entire fifth of jack daniels pumped out of his stomach. 21 shots won't kill him if he's fat tho
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Dec 9, 2016 11:44
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underage at the vape shop posted:21 shots won't kill him if he's fat tho They will if they come from a firearm.
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Dec 9, 2016 11:47
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I'm only against murdering the brother because he will get the sweet release of death while the op will still have to pay back the loan. Sue him then murder him
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Dec 9, 2016 12:11
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that the brother considers that a prank, or that he considers it not a big deal
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Dec 9, 2016 12:35
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Danaru posted:I don't know which is worse, the fact that the brother considers that a prank, or that he considers it not a big deal When given the choice between trivializing or serious introspection and self-criticism, a lot of people choose the former. If he had not personally done this he would consider it a big deal. The prank part he doesn't even believe himself.
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Dec 9, 2016 12:44
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Danaru posted:I don't know which is worse, the fact that the brother considers that a prank, or that he considers it not a big deal The thing you have to realize here is that the OP is a decent human being. His brother did this hosed up and awful thing and he is justifiably upset but his concern is in how he can help keep the relationship and continue to support his piece of poo poo brother who is trying to recover from alcoholism. The level of sheer decency just makes me even more angry for his sake. He genuinely cares for his brother and his brother doesn't loving deserve it. He is viewing this as a prank because to see it as anything more than that would mean acknowledging his poo poo brother and reacting appropriately. (  ) Something he does not want to do because he is a good person. A+ cognitive dissonance.Redditors are gonna tell him to cut him off and he's not going to listen. His devotion and consideration of this scum is a reflection of him. If he does what he should he's a "bad person" for abandoning his brother. He only wants advice for how to deal with this and it's the only advice he'll consider. Sigh, poor guy.
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Dec 9, 2016 12:47
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Can you even imagine how much worse this story would have been if the op had to drop out of college due to finances.
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Dec 9, 2016 12:52
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At least when dumb people know they're being dumb it's a bit better. I [36/f] lost my temper with my husband [36/M] because he is my family's doctor. Not sure why I did it. quote:This is just a throwaway account. Anyway, I have been married to “Ron” for over a decade. We have a great marriage, four beautiful children and a great home. My husband is a physician, a specialist in Emergency Medicine who has worked at a regional trauma center for the last 8 years. My husband has been scaling back and has opened a clinic where he sees patients for routine physicals and very minor procedures (a family practice). This has meant that my husband is around more and gets to meet patients who aren’t necessarily flat on their back. He will work in the ER for another two years and will fully transition into a family practice during that time. After that, he’ll do enough shifts in the ER to keep-up his certifications as a physician and advanced life support/resuscitation. I like that he’ll be home more and have better more regular hours. Though I don't know why "I'm sorry Ron, I'm adjusting to this new role and I lost my temper for no good goddamn reason. What can I do to make it up to you?" isn't the answer here....
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Dec 9, 2016 14:45
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Probably because if you're turning to anonymous Internet avenues to solve your problems you're probably not the Michael Jordan of communicating
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Dec 9, 2016 15:05
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Zelder posted:Probably because if you're turning to anonymous Internet avenues to solve your problems you're probably not the Michael Jordan of communicating if you compare them to the MJ of golf they could be the MJ makes u think
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Dec 9, 2016 15:16
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Captain Lavender posted:My brother admitted to a "prank" that drastically changed my life 7 years ago. Yup, murder him. Dude's brother shows no remorse and plays halfway ruining his life off as a cute little joke. I hope he severs from his rear end in a top hat brother and never looks back.
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Dec 9, 2016 15:16
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Lockback posted:At least when dumb people know they're being dumb it's a bit better. is getting naked at the family practice some sort of small town thing I'm not familiar with I mean I know they have to squeeze your balls while you cough but you don't need to take your clothes off for that
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Dec 9, 2016 15:19
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My [22/F] boyfriend [24/M] of 3 years asked me to stop learning Germanquote:I've been learning German for almost 4 years now with a combination of self-study and taking courses at my university. I started because I really liked the country when I did an exchange in high school and I have a big interest in its culture and history. I've continued since I've found it very fulfilling, very low-stress since there's no extrinsic reasons why I'm learning it, and overall lots of fun. 
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Dec 9, 2016 15:23
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Our [13F&16F] brother [19M] cut our hair in our sleep. Our father thinks we're horrible for inviting our little brother [7M] out for dinner and not older brother.quote:My brother come home over summer to visit. He decided to cut our hair as a prank He cut and he completely ruined our hair and we were both extremely upset. We both took great care of our hair and he ruined our hair completely. He laughed and he told us that he was just pulling a prank.
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Dec 9, 2016 15:30
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Lots of fathers defending their idiot loser sons
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Dec 9, 2016 15:37
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HardDiskD posted:Our [13F&16F] brother [19M] cut our hair in our sleep. Our father thinks we're horrible for inviting our little brother [7M] out for dinner and not older brother. See this, that's a prank. AA brother could have used this as an example.
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Dec 9, 2016 15:39
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Have the internet and Youtube turned "it was a prank" into a legitimate defense for horrible actions?
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Dec 9, 2016 15:40
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My life is horrible because my hair looks stupid. Not defending the rear end in a top hat, but tell me this, can you think of a prank not carried out by an rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 9, 2016 15:42
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nomad2020 posted:My life is horrible because my hair looks stupid.
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