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Improbable Lobster posted:Yeah, I thought he came clean because of a niggerstomper58 style breakdown I just skimmed the posts where he came clean and it wasn't anything that dramatic: quote:I'd run out of road. By the end I was advocating turning the US into Ron Paul's own Democratic Kampuchea and shilling for Hitler in his purely defensive war against the Jews, where do you go from that? I'd reached the Mohorovic discontinuity of my own insanity and I was in danger of undoing a lot of the goodwill people had towards me. I never wanted to be annoying or monotonous, I always wanted people to be enlivened either by disbelief or anger or pity or whatever else by the brand of lunacy I was touting. If I couldn't achieve that any more then I couldn't do what I wanted to. Basically, unlike every lovely troll that ever lived, he knew how to quit at a high point.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 20:15 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:47 |
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The Enhydra lutris poster was gold until the end. Another superb work from a superb writer. "Furious oblong" still gets me .
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 20:18 |
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Pick posted:The Enhydra lutris poster was gold until the end. Another superb work from a superb writer. Weren't they an Avshalom alt?
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 20:19 |
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Avshalom's posting is still gold, so I see no problem with that.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 20:20 |
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my dad posted:Avshalom's posting is still gold, so I see no problem with that. Avshalom posts good goats and once used the phrase "a sinewy implication in the shadows of the bedchamber" so a-plus, thumbs-up
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 20:23 |
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Oxxidation posted:Weren't they an Avshalom alt? Wait, what? Way to go, Oxx, why don't you tell me Santa isn't real next .
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 20:25 |
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Oxxidation posted:Weren't they an Avshalom alt? Yes, she's absurdly talented.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 20:25 |
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greatn posted:I don't know how many of you may watch Pokemon XYZ, but this season Ash Ketchum made it to the final round of the championships for the first time in the series 20 year history.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 21:56 |
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Oxxidation posted:I just skimmed the posts where he came clean and it wasn't anything that dramatic:
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 22:43 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:when i was a kid drinking beers I peed in a beer bottle but obviously the human bladder is bigger than 330ml so the bottle overflowed and I couldn't stop peeing so I jammed my penis-head against the top of the bottle but it was more like putting your finger on the end of a hose and piss just sprayed loving everywhere
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 05:51 |
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This is what 40s are for. Plus everyone expects malt liquor to taste awful and people are usually pretty hosed up at that point anyway, so you can easily trick someone you don't like into drinking it.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 17:24 |
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Antivehicular posted:Constipation Girlfriend needs to meet Math Girlfriend so they can work it out together with a pencil.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 23:44 |
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Oxxidation posted:Weren't they an Avshalom alt? Neddy Seagoon posted:Wait, what? Way to go, Oxx, why don't you tell me Santa isn't real next . Noooooooo I wanted to believe I mean it makes sense in retrospect though Avshalom is absurdly funny and has a cute dog.
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 01:36 |
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This wasn't funny, but there was a goon posting about his wife's recovery from a traumatic brain injury in GBS earlier this year. He ended up locking the thread after a couple months. Anyone hear from him lately?
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 03:21 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:This wasn't funny, but there was a goon posting about his wife's recovery from a traumatic brain injury in GBS earlier this year. He ended up locking the thread after a couple months. Anyone hear from him lately? traumatic injury to the brain, now she says orb & tane.
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 05:29 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:I was out drinking with some of the other Bangkok goons as we are wont to do when one of the 140 teachers we had on staff recognized me and decided to hangout. I could barely even remember who this guy was but he got it into his head that one of my goon friends needed to get laid immediately. So he got his phone out and called in one of the girls he knows. He told this goon not to worry, that he'd pay for everything, and to just enjoy himself. My friend panicked, and being a goon, had no idea how to get himself out of the situation.
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Puppy Galaxy posted:This wasn't funny, but there was a goon posting about his wife's recovery from a traumatic brain injury in GBS earlier this year. He ended up locking the thread after a couple months. Anyone hear from him lately? The goon's name was 'FAN OF NICKELBACK' or something like that I hope for the best, and expect the worst
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 18:22 |
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Vintersorg posted:you had 2 triples
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 21:36 |
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Anyone have the very surreal quote about Obama growing tall and striding impassively across the land, and the Muslims live on the moon?
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 02:13 |
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Oxxidation posted:Weren't they an Avshalom alt? When was this discovered/revealed? Anybody got a link? (Or just PYF Otterman quotes, as I can never Get Enough).
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 03:04 |
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Rough Lobster posted:Anyone have the very surreal quote about Obama growing tall and striding impassively across the land, and the Muslims live on the moon? It's a SuperMechaGodzilla quote SuperMechaGodzilla posted:12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. Check for yourself if you don't believe me. Where have they gone to? Link to a previous quote thread cause it's all I can find: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3662147&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post434511415
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 03:35 |
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Powaqoatse posted:It's a SuperMechaGodzilla quote Man, I forgot how beautiful that post is. And eerie.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 03:49 |
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Chichevache posted:Man, I forgot how beautiful that post is. And eerie. It's fantastic, that fatalist narration of a world going how they wanted but also not at all how they wanted.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 03:53 |
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 15:33 |
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Fuuuuuuuck you're good.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 20:13 |
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Amazing
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 21:01 |
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phasmid posted:Ahh, yes. Star Trek politik. Conveniently it comes right about the time somebody would have to furnish proof that the Russians hacked us. "Uhhh, quick! Make a Trek reference! HaHAHA" In truth, that was the only way this thread really could have ended. Not with a bang, but with a sperg. Did someone already post this?
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 01:05 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:This is what 40s are for. Plus everyone expects malt liquor to taste awful and people are usually pretty hosed up at that point anyway, so you can easily trick someone you don't like into drinking it. Speaking of 40's I'd like to share my favorite wikipedia picture. The links in the description really make it for me.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:06 |
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Powaqoatse posted:It's fantastic, that fatalist narration of a world going how they wanted but also not at all how they wanted. I remember many such short stories were written after Obama was elected, I'm pretty sure I remember one where Obama and all journalists at a press conference start turning into aquatic mammals or something like that. There may have been a front page article about it e: found it but SuperMechaGodzilla's isn't in it hackbunny has a new favorite as of 02:20 on Dec 11, 2016 |
# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:14 |
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Goddamnit wrong thread.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:20 |
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E: He edited his out so I'll do the same.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:20 |
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Powaqoatse posted:It's a SuperMechaGodzilla quote Holy god, what a masterwork.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 04:06 |
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Bibliotechno Music posted:When was this discovered/revealed? Anybody got a link? It's something a lot of the ladythread crew knew because a fair number of us are also text message buddies and stuff. Anyway, Gravitas Shortfall posted:If Edward had any balls at all, he've reminded the Church just why they're independant from the Pope. Rutibex posted:That wouldn't work. Any time a royal get uppity the prime minister summons them into his office, and brings out the preserved head of Charles I to show them. Bobby Digital posted:The last prime minister used it in a very different way.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 18:57 |
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pog boyfriend posted:i would be happier if TCC was closed down, the idea that there is a forum that you can watch people slowly decline in life quality until they end up addicted to hard drugs is really disturbing to me and hurts my soul. people say there is funny stuff that comes out of it but that is very rare compared to how usually it is just filled with drawn out sad stories. i have lost a few friends to addictions so i am biased in this matter but i would just figure i weigh in. no particular care towards the goon doctor, to me as long as people respect the rule that people there are not actual doctors giving professional medical advice it seems alright if a little weird drilldo squirt posted:I have to agree, tcc is more horrifying than funny. pog boyfriend posted:gently caress off. now that drilldo squirt agrees with me i think the drug forum is good. keep it around. gently caress
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 18:58 |
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Spite as always been my favourite of the sins.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:30 |
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I'd love to adapt this into an Eraserhead remake, even the subtext of this grody story is perfect for a modern retelling
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 21:50 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:i absolutely love when bad rear end internet guys does the; you must be real fun at parties or in real life putdown. i imagine that a whole lot of goons must have some kind of idea of real life being a place where everyone greets each other by joyfully shooting automaatic rifles in the air, and a party being a place where people bring their automatic rifules in order to talk about how disgusting fat people are and laugh it up about the newest mt. everestt death toll numbers
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 22:51 |
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I need the quote that was a savage response to that dumbass Normandy landing "Male Privilege" image macro shared by MRA dipshits. It basically summarizes World War II and how men were involved at every point, and it ends with something like, "basically, what I'm trying to say is it's all women's fault."
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 06:22 |
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Hazo posted:I need the quote that was a savage response to that dumbass Normandy landing "Male Privilege" image macro shared by MRA dipshits. It basically summarizes World War II and how men were involved at every point, and it ends with something like, "basically, what I'm trying to say is it's all women's fault." quote:Hey, I remember that. That was when those men voted for that man who appointed those men who killed those men (because our men did bad things to their men because their men killed our men and other men because someone shot a man) and the men seized the land owned by other men (wash and repeat) and the men who were buds with our men were like "help" and the men were like "no" and these other eastern men killed our men so our men killed their men and also those original men were dicks so our men killed their men and like a loving shitload of Russian men died too killing those men and the men in charge were voted for by the men who could vote and the men supported the men killing because those other men had to die and so lots of men died for those other men until the bad men were dead and the men in charge split up the land of the bad men for the personal and political gain of the winning men and men in suits were locked in a secret war with the other men who won who were once allies and, well, I guess what I'm getting at is that it's all women's fault.
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Thanks pal
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