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I'd be a miserable rear end in a top hat too if I grew up living in a house that was haunted by the ghost of Vic Morrow.
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TetsuoTW posted:Born on third, convinced he hit a triple and deserves widespread acclaim for his awesome hit, relentlessly blames everything else in the world every time one of his movies under-performs. can't wait to see his run for potus
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Max Landis is a Chaotic Neutral Half-Elf Druid/Sorcerer e: please make this the thread title for 2017
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max landis is an okay dude who makes good stuff, actually
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DC Murderverse posted:Max Landis is the villain in this one. I actually read the script, it's not very good, but as a cathartic work making fun of Max Landis, it's pretty great. In the script Lax Mandis has written a script called DARK, which is like Panic Room set in a closet, and also there are orcs. It's like the sequel to Adaptation that I never wanted.
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DC Murderverse posted:Alrighty folks, time to see what poo poo is going to be green lighted in years ahead: It's the 2016 Blacklist! I THINK WE’RE ALONE NOW Mike Makowsky The apocalypse proves a blessing in disguise for one lucky recluse – until a second survivor arrives with the threat of companionship FREE GUY Matt Lieberman A bank teller stuck in his routine discovers he’s a background character in a realistic, open world action-adventure video game and he is the only one capable of saving the city. THE MISERABLE ADVENTURES OF BURT SQUIRE ABOARD THE HORN HIGH YO Ben Bolea The unbelievable true story of a family man from Alaska in the midst of a midlife crisis who embarks on what he hoped would be a dream sailing vacation but ends up shipwrecked in the Atlantic Ocean with a charming but psychotic sea captain who has decided to stop taking his medication. Every one of these could be really good ... or be turned into a Kevin James movie. I'm pessimistically betting on the latter.
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quote:MAN ALIVE quote:James Cameron's Titanic quote:A DECONSTRUCTION OF REALITY
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IShallRiseAgain posted:uh does this lady realize that the titanic was a real life event? Hamlet is based on the legend of Amleth from the Gesta Danorum. Which is possibly maybe sorta vaguely based on an actual events. Much like Jame's Cameron's movie which uses a real disaster as a backdrop for a fictional tale.
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I read a lil bit of the Max Landis parody script & mostly it's bad sitcom level jokes but props for the ascii middle fingers at the start & having the opening mirror the opening to the Entourage movie which would be a clever gag if it was on purpose. Although maybe not because the overlap in a venn diagram split between "Gets clever gags" and "has seen the Entourage movie" is probably pretty small (or at least it would be if anyone actually saw the Entourage movie).
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Sereri posted:
Already a TV show on FOX and already in it's third season. There was more than a couple of them that I felt that I had already seen these movies, like VILLAINS, which sounded almost exactly like Don't Blink, and CONTINGENCY PROTOCOL, which sounds a bit like Looper.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:uh does this lady realize that the titanic was a real life event? I just assumed the movie is going to take place on James Cameron's version of Titanic. Like, Leo and Kate would be running around in the background. The joke is that everybody and their mother has seen that movie but it has been years so they can go Haha whenever they recognize something.
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For some reason tge letters "fi" seem to have disappeared frlm your post
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DoctorWhat posted:max landis is an okay dude who makes good stuff, actually Yeah, good stuff like Chronicle and...
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DoctorWhat posted:max landis is an okay dude who makes good stuff, actually With my only exposure to Max Landis being his appearances on Red Letter Media stuff, I can honestly say I'd love to hang out with him, he seems like a fun guy to be around.
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Sereri posted:
This is the most appealing synopsis I've seen from this year's batch. Seems the most unusual anyway, really hoping they do a good job with it. I'll do my best not to read about the real event, but don't know if I have the willpower... EDIT: So what are your fav produced blacklist movies from years past? Always looking to grow my netflix queue.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:C'mon, look at the guy. Yeah, I wondered why there was such vitriol toward him too, until I saw a promo for Dirk Gently which consisted of him walking down a street filming himself talking about it on a phone camera and it all suddenly made sense.
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Dec 13, 2016 16:23
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He has murderer blood
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Improbable Lobster posted:For some reason tge letters "fi" seem to have disappeared frlm your post Probably ligatures got lost in the copy-paste due to non-standard font use 
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FishBulb posted:He has murderer blood Do all movie websites bring that up any chance they get or is that just a Goon thing?
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Just a goon thing probably. I dunno I don't read movie websites
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Shageletic posted:This is the most appealing synopsis I've seen from this year's batch. Seems the most unusual anyway, really hoping they do a good job with it. I'll do my best not to read about the real event, but don't know if I have the willpower... I'm just looking forward to the slow cover of Sloop John B.
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Len posted:Do all movie websites bring that up any chance they get or is that just a Goon thing? well, not many people can say they committed murder via helicopter or are related to someone who has, so it is kind of a notable thing on one's resume
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Len posted:Do all movie websites bring that up any chance they get or is that just a Goon thing? I've seen jokes about his dad being a helicopter parent all over the place.
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LesterGroans posted:Yeah, good stuff like Chronicle and... American Ultra was an excellent Mumblecore Gear Solid film and Landis's short form Youtube videos (Death and Return of Superman, Wrestling Isn't Wrestling) are great.
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Len posted:Do all movie websites bring that up any chance they get or is that just a Goon thing? Most people just bring it up about the father John directly, since he's still around. Holding the kid who was born after it happened responsible by association is kinda dumb, but he seems like kind of a tool outside of that anyway.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I've seen jokes about his dad being a helicopter parent all over the place. I thought it was Vic Morrow that was all over the place.
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Landis helped launch* Dane DeHaan's *maybe there's a VTOL joke in here but I'm too lazy to find it
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raditts posted:well, not many people can say they committed murder via helicopter or are related to someone who has, so it is kind of a notable thing on one's resume I really hate right-wing people but this post right here is about as clear a case of virtue signalling as you can get.
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DoctorWhat posted:American Ultra was an excellent Mumblecore Gear Solid film and Landis's short form Youtube videos (Death and Return of Superman, Wrestling Isn't Wrestling) are great. Oh, okay. I mean, they're not, but now I know what you're talking about. (I find the YouTube videos you mentioned especially grating). I thought you were talking about his Mr. and Mrs. Smith riff or that talking penis movie he directed or whatever.
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Memes tell you to pretend to be upset at Max Landis. Meanwhile, there is no meme telling you to pretend to be upset at Adi Shankar. Therefore you are upset at Max Landis, and not Adi Shankar.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Memes tell you to pretend to be upset at Max Landis. Adi Shankar only made a couple of embarrassing YouTube videos. But he produced The Grey. When Landis produces The Grey I'll cut him some slack.
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LesterGroans posted:Yeah, good stuff like Chronicle and... American Ultra was pretty good, and his Wrestling Isn't Fake video is excellent.
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precision posted:American Ultra was pretty good, and his Wrestling Isn't Fake video is excellent. American Ultra has some really good performances but overall it's pretty weak. I hate that Wrestling video though.
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I liked Dirk Gently before it was cool.
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DoctorWhat posted:American Ultra was an excellent Mumblecore Gear Solid film and Landis's short form Youtube videos (Death and Return of Superman, Wrestling Isn't Wrestling) are great. Nope Well, Wrestling Isn't Wrestling is alright
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Detective No. 27 posted:I liked Dirk Gently before it was cool. The Overman Dirk Gently from 2010 was really, really good. Much better than the Landis one.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Memes tell you to pretend to be upset at Max Landis. Why would I be upset at Adi Shankar? I mean, yeah he looks kinda silly but the man executive produced Dredd. And produced this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWpK0wsnitc
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When the US marshal and the person in her custody in Contingency Protocol "struggle to find their way back to the present day", are they just like, getting jobs and waiting it out for 20 years? I'd watch a slow burn time travel movie about that. I also like the stealth Demolition Man remake and the weird attempt to depict being the UK prime minister as something dignified instead of a never-ending trainwreck: quote:THE GUN SHOW quote:REASON OF STATE
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LesterGroans posted:Adi Shankar only made a couple of embarrassing YouTube videos. MrBling posted:Why would I be upset at Adi Shankar? That is exactly my point.
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LesterGroans posted:Adi Shankar only made a couple of embarrassing YouTube videos. I don't know man this page: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Adi+Shankar&FORM=HDRSC2 On the other end of the scale, Harrison Ford punched Ryan Gosling in the face and only gave him a sip of his scotch as sorry: http://www.gq.com/story/ryan-gosling-profile EDIT: Then I found this video Shankar did about independent financing and I like him again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWP88WKVBKs It's a rollercoaster of emotion over here. Shageletic fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Dec 13, 2016 |
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