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Pick posted:My [28F] son [2M] name is Bray. My husband [30M] keeps telling him his name is Goku and it's starting to confuse him. loving lol if she was the one who chose to name him Bray, he's going to feel like a jackass and wish he was Goku when he grows up to everyone making donkey sounds at him. Why not have a second kid and get pissed at your husband when he thinks Vegeta is a better name than 'Oink'. I also decided to make another emote:
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:49 |
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Clocks posted:Wife slaves away baking cookies for his 30 family members, his gift to her is making more money than her and letting her use the joint account so she can do extra work baking for his family. You forgot that she's heavily pregnant the whole time. Whew!
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:00 |
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The Christmas Gift Mistakes pit never endsquote:My (22f) boyfriend (22m) has straight up lied about how much he spent on my Christmas gifts[new]
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:03 |
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Pick posted:unlike this dude who L M A O this guy better get her a full blown spa day; mani, pedi, paraffin, hair style, everything. And a foot massage to make up for being such a tremendous wad. Oh she must just be exhausted from all that baking. I'm 25 weeks and had to threaten my husband into not getting me a years worth of spa treatments like the one I mentioned and so reading that guy actually trying to pin her reaction on being pregnant is just all the more infuriating.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:06 |
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Pick posted:The Christmas Gift Mistakes pit never ends Oh poo poo, I've been rumbled
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:08 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:He's not sorry at all, if he was sorry he wouldn't have done it in the first place. Now he thinks if he acts sad and pathetic enough it'll make it better and that Christmas will forever have that stain on it for her. I dunno her throwaway line about him typically buying stuff for her on a regular basis + him mentioning that exact thing when she was upset with him sorta makes me wonder how their weekly financial stuff goes. If she didn't think there was any imbalance there at all she wouldn't have felt the need to try and handwave it away. If at the end of the day they ended up spending a pretty even amount on each other it just works out that his was mostly in small consistent things for datenights then it seems like something that could be fixed with better communication/expectations than "oh he must not care at all". ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Dec 28, 2016 |
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Themata posted:loving lol if she was the one who chose to name him Bray, he's going to feel like a jackass and wish he was Goku when he grows up to everyone making donkey sounds at him. Why not have a second kid and get pissed at your husband when he thinks Vegeta is a better name than 'Oink'. Or, could be named after this wrestler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vak2AMg6kc
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:58 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:L M A O this guy better get her a full blown spa day; mani, pedi, paraffin, hair style, everything. And a foot massage to make up for being such a tremendous wad. Oh she must just be exhausted from all that baking. I'm 25 weeks and had to threaten my husband into not getting me a years worth of spa treatments like the one I mentioned and so reading that guy actually trying to pin her reaction on being pregnant is just all the more infuriating. But on the other hand, maybe she's just being hormonal and should enjoy the magnanimous gift of him letting her spend his money. She even has a loving job, too, wtf. You gotta be some kinda of three-generations of retards inbreeding moron to think that a third trimester pregnant wife not being able to make as much as you is some kind of unnatural imbalance that requires a truly benevolent gesture to forgive.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:04 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lol if you don't name your son Goku and your daughter Bulma how can you be considered living They gonna name the son Bray and the daughter Abigail so it still works.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:15 |
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Grown rear end adults getting pissy over christmas gifts is pathetic. lumps of coal all around next year.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:18 |
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Pick posted:unlike this dude who lol I looked this one up, this guy uses the phrase "main/primary breadwinner" in every post about it. This poor lady is never going to hear the end of 'spending my money' arguments
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:24 |
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quote:[33/F] My son [14/M] found my toys, it has been very awkward since...
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:51 |
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quote:My (22f) three sisters-in-law (17f, 17f, 16f next week) have been shoplifting hundreds of dollars of makeup.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:53 |
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There are a couple of very odd overtones in this post
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:31 |
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if you're gonna shoplift don't brag about it imo
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:37 |
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That son was clearly hoping for a "It'll be easier if I show you" moment.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:53 |
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The Snoo posted:if you're gonna shoplift don't brag about it imo Don't tell reddit/tumblr that.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:00 |
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Pick posted:Don't date men in tech, ever. don't ever do it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:05 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:lol I looked this one up, this guy uses the phrase "main/primary breadwinner" in every post about it. This poor lady is never going to hear the end of 'spending my money' arguments he's actually one of the king gently caress-os in this thread so far imho
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:33 |
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All these gift disaster posts make me happy that I'm not a complete dickbag / terrible at gifting. When my ex-wife and I were struggling financially and putting all of our christmas budget towards gifts for our child, I still managed to scrape together enough to get something that was meaningful, it may not have been much but it still was able to put something together on a very tight budget that said.. Hey I'm thinking of you. on the other side of things, I never have ever looked up gift values it's only going to end in disappointment in 2 ways. 1 you realize they under-spent, 2 you realize they overspent and you feel like you under-spent. Then that tiny sliver of time you find out that they now.. I also know a story of someone who bought their wife under $20 worth of things when they asked for a $100+ item. The person received nothign that seemed to have thought including clothing that wasn't even close to the right size. How do you get it so wrong for someone you are married to? How can you be so blind that you can't figure out anything close to gifts that are useful. also the "spending my money for gifts for me" is straight up dumb, even if they have separate accounts and she wants / needs his cash to buy him something nice, so beit. Reading now this is organized like poo poo
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:34 |
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Pick posted:The Christmas Gift Mistakes pit never ends All I wanted for Christmas was two relatively cheap books. I got third one from an unexpected person and I am ecstatic. That book was likely on sale for ~$5, but it's one I'm genuinely excited to check out. I don't actually care what it cost. Setting a gift bounty is a good idea, but clocking in at $45 and $70 for a $60 dollar limit seems alright to me if the gifts were chosen well. I get that this lady is upset that her SO lied, but it was a "socially expedient" lie to give her permission to splurge if she wanted to. It's his own dumb fault for carelessly using that line on his SO as opposed to an estranged cousin, but she seems pretty weird too, what with price researching his gifts and going to Reddit for advice. She says she's not a material person, and yet there's no information presented here beyond the prices of the items. Their appropriateness and thoughtfulness as gifts for her is apparently not relevant to this issue for her. Did she appreciate the gifts at all? They should have a baby and adopt it out right before next Christmas as a trust-building exercise.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:35 |
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She's probably intentionally vague to avoid risking a self own if the items make her look petty one way or another.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:41 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:She says she's not a material person, and yet there's no information presented here beyond the prices of the items. I have a general rule: Whenever someone says something about themselves, assume the opposite is true. Obviously it's not accurate all the time, but it's been right a shockingly sufficient % of the time for me to assume it as a rule, and to try to never say anything self-referential without backing it up with a lot of history
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:00 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I have a general rule: Whenever someone says something about themselves, assume the opposite is true. I'm a terrible person.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:10 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I have a general rule: Whenever someone says something about themselves, assume the opposite is true. that's honestly half the fun of these stories, obviously the people posting these things are looking for validation because they feel guilty about something so we get to look for the areas where they're obviously exaggerating or lying to make themselves look better. 100% of the time if you take the story at face value the correct answer is "gosh the other person is terrible and you'd be better off never talking to them again" but the reality is you already have to be a garbage fire of a person to be posting these things in the first place.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:35 |
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quote:My girlfriend [18/F] is disrespectful [25/M] maybe don't date a teenager, dude! quote:I [27/F] gave my brother-in-law [20/M] a blowjob while drunk and now he is blackmailing me with it lol "i made the mistake of giving him a blowjob"
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:45 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I'm a terrible person. finally a member of the 1%
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:45 |
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quote:My sisters-in-law are generally good kids. They're varsity cheerleaders, Ah yes, noted bastion of morality: the cheerleader squad. Also, dildo mom needs to sit her son down and have a conversation about snooping whether he wants to or not.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:48 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:lol "i made the mistake of giving him a blowjob" blackmailing someone into sex isn't lol
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:49 |
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Pick posted:blackmailing someone into sex isn't lol of course not, but that line was funny anyway, something crazy is going on here: quote:Sisters and I [32 F] want your advice on situation with our sister [27 F], who is getting married in a few days as if that wasn't confusing enough, here come the comments: quote:Homegirl, come on. We all saw you post this a few hours ago. Give it up. im not gonna even try to understand this
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:55 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:maybe don't date a teenager, dude! r/relationships 3.0: My girlfriend ocassuanly calls me stupid
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 07:10 |
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Pick posted:blackmailing someone into sex isn't lol If the comments aren't at least 90% "The truth shall set you free" then lol
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 07:17 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:of course not, but that line was funny I legitimately cannot parse this at all, which I'm pretty sure is a massive red flag for "OP's a crazy person"
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 07:32 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:I legitimately cannot parse this at all, which I'm pretty sure is a massive red flag for "OP's a crazy person" (a) GuyA pretended to like SisterA because he thought he could get with SisterB this way somehow, but now GuyA is marrying SisterA even though he really likes SisterB? (b) GuyA really liked SisterB and SisterB is getting married to GuyB I get the hunch it's B and the post makes no god drat sense. If it were A, it'd make a mild amount of sense but that's just not how the post is structured. Khorne fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Dec 28, 2016 |
# ? Dec 28, 2016 07:55 |
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Khorne posted:It's either: a seems like the only possible reason to make the post but who knows
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 07:57 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I have a general rule: Whenever someone says something about themselves, assume the opposite is true. My dick is shockingly small.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 07:59 |
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Chichevache posted:My clit is shockingly small.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 08:03 |
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Chichevache posted:My dick is shockingly small. The only way I can be shocked seeing tiny dicks is if it's a perfectly scaled down normal dick but like, 1/100th the size. That would be interesting to see. Like even if the hairs were scaled down and tiny. Usually those still grow at the normal size.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 08:05 |
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Christmas is so much nicer when adults don't give each other gifts, so glad wife and I and my parents don't bother. My wife's side of the family does gifts and it's such a pain in the rear end in comparison to being free of it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 08:06 |
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agreed buddy
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 08:07 |