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WampaLord posted:lmao I think Bray might be worse. At least Goku is funny.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I [31 M] cheated on my GF [24F] of 3 years and she cheated back, now I'm devastated wow, this guy is like an r/relationships supervillain.
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quote:I[23F] am not attracted to my boyfriend [23M] of 7 years. Does it matter?
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:03 |
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quote:We both suffer from mental health problems
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:06 |
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quote:and whilst I've never had any intimacy with a woman, I don't feel as disgusted or scared by the idea of sex with a woman as I do when I think about having sex with my boyfriend.
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WampaLord posted:Bingo, she has a 4 month old baby which the dude never mentioned and multiple comments have asked about and he refuses to answer those comments. "Hmm, I wonder why my wife lost her sex drive. Could it be because she's had to deal with a crying, pooping baby for the past 4 months? Nah. That can't be it. I'll sit on the couch whining about it some more while my wife changes the kid's diaper." What a dumbshit. He has a godsend of a wife who puts up with his inconsiderate rear end and all he can do is cry about it to reddit. He is the luckiest man alive and he can't get it through his impenetrable skull for a second, maybe give her a break and treat her like a princess or something for taking care of his kid. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Dec 28, 2016 |
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corn on the cop posted:due to his issues with depression, ADHD and a phobia of hairwashing (not a joke), he is obese, he doesn't cut his hair, has a scraggly beard and suffers from severe dandruff. When I wake up in the morning my hair feels greasy and matted. If I don't take a shower first thing in the morning I just feel disgusting. I literally cannot imagine how nasty this dude is who doesn't cut or wash his hair. Jesus gently caress. Or maybe tranquilize him and take him to a dog groomer to shave him down and hose him off once a month like the animal he is.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:17 |
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God drat do I love this thread. Just came for lunch and saw 100+ replies. The Thai guy is a loving goldmine of awkward racism and sexism, what a loving lovely person. Whoever started this thread should be decorated imho.
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Pearnicious posted:When I wake up in the morning my hair feels greasy and matted. If I don't take a shower first thing in the morning I just feel disgusting. I literally cannot imagine how nasty this dude is who doesn't cut or wash his hair. Jesus gently caress. I thought the new thing was not washing your hair at all because shampoo is bad. It's like eggs! First shampoo is good, then bad, now good again!
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:19 |
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monkeytennis posted:Whoever started this thread should be decorated imho. This has seriously been my favorite thread ever since it started. My wife and I have died laughing over so many of the stories.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:21 |
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Yep they've been together since they were 16 and breaking up seems impossible.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:22 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I [31 M] cheated on my GF [24F] of 3 years and she cheated back, now I'm devastated Someone mentioned earlier taking these posts at face value would make the OP seem like the victim and the one in the right, but even doing that with this chucklefuck, he still comes off as an immense loving idiot. Reminds me of a time I went to a co-worker's going away party in Korea and it was mostly white people. There, some Canadian dude wouldn't stop staring at me with a drunken smile on his face, and it was only later one of my other co-workers told me the dude had come up to him and asked "Is that your Korean?" as if I were his property. corn on the cop posted:However, due to his issues with depression, ADHD and a phobia of hairwashing (not a joke), he is obese, he doesn't cut his hair, has a scraggly beard and suffers from severe dandruff. I'm not attracted to him sexually or aesthetically and I avoid kissing him most of the time. Urggggh, I knew someone who also had a hairwashing phobia and had gone at least a year without washing - the smell of her scalp permeated her apartment and after visiting her, the smell of unwashed scalp clung to my clothes and hair. I never did visit after again. It was almost like if the smell of unwashed grease and dandruff was thrown in a mixing bowl with a thick layer of dust and mixed together until they combined to create a new, but old time scent.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:23 |
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WampaLord posted:I thought the new thing was not washing your hair at all because shampoo is bad.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:26 |
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WampaLord posted:I thought the new thing was not washing your hair at all because shampoo is bad. I think the idea is like...natural oils from your skin are good for your hair? Shampoo strips oils from your hair and causes it to dry out and fray or something if you use it every day? Which is why conditioner is a thing, or something. And then there's dreadlocks which I don't really understand at all. I'm sure there are people who don't use shampoo and only rinse and scrub their hair with water, and they're probably perfectly normal people. However, I'm betting this dude looks like a hobo and smells like stale sweat and rotting meat.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:28 |
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WampaLord posted:I thought the new thing was not washing your hair at all because shampoo is bad. the trendy goon thing to do is wash your hair without shampoo, or use some sort of natural shampoo that won't dry out your scalp, or just wash your hair a lot less not to sit around and coat all of your belongings in the visible miasma emanating from your disgusting skull
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I remember reading some thread in A/T when I first registered here about people not washing their hair anymore and when I mentioned this to my mom she laughed in my face and told me to get off the internet Now picturing you as an actual wampa, gross blood stained fur and all.
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corn on the cop posted:
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:31 |
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Use sulfate-free shampoo at least - sulfates make shampoo fun to apply because it makes it all sudsy and stuff, but it dries your hair out a lot. It's kind of a balancing act how often you want to do it. Never shouldn't be on the table but I think every day is too often, as well.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:32 |
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also,quote:We've never actually had 'full' sex but we occasionally do it 'manually' I guess you'd call it. what the gently caress does this mean. I cannot comprehend this at all
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:32 |
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the words "frame of reference" linger over basically every r/r story
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:32 |
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My favorite thing is everyone saying that their relationship is amazing aside from all of the massive red flags.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:36 |
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speaking of which, someone buy already
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Fullhouse posted:also, They've spent seven years hovering around third base. Ugh.
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I (26M) feel the need to tell my gf (23F) about a dirty secret of the past before I started dating her. Am I being too paranoid? Please help me make some sense of my mind.quote:
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Fullhouse posted:also, a handjob so sad that it sounds exactly like adagio for strings
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:38 |
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I want to know what she looks like too. I get a distinct image when someone uses 'whilst'. And more than once to boot. I stopped using bottled shampoo/conditioner a few months ago in favour of an all natural shampoo bar with the occasional spritz of Argon oil for moisture if needed. It has really made a difference for my long, thick hair but that's because wow I still wash it. I can't even imagine what that guy smells like. If he has a hair washing phobia I can't imagine he actually showers properly. Dear stepmom guy. Do not ever tell anyone that because it is so weird
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I (26M) feel the need to tell my gf (23F) about a dirty secret of the past before I started dating her. Am I being too paranoid? Please help me make some sense of my mind. Take that poo poo to the grave and enjoy what you have.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:39 |
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It's cheating if you don't tell your partner the weirdest thing you've ever masturbated to within 4 weeks.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I (26M) feel the need to tell my gf (23F) about a dirty secret of the past before I started dating her. Am I being too paranoid? Please help me make some sense of my mind. Generally speaking, just don't talk about things you whack to e: as a child i would roll around on the floor whenever jean grey was on x-men evolution because she was so beautiful but i didn't have the concept of stimulating my genitals yet. having said this publicly i can now date anyone without guilt, namaste
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Use sulfate-free shampoo at least - sulfates make shampoo fun to apply because it makes it all sudsy and stuff, but it dries your hair out a lot. It's kind of a balancing act how often you want to do it. Never shouldn't be on the table but I think every day is too often, as well. Yeah, it's been recommended to not wash your hair with shampoo every day, how often really depends on your body. I wash my hair every 2-3 days because if I go any longer it gets greasy as gently caress, but if I wash every day my hair dries out like a motherfucker.
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Bibliotechno Music posted:They've spent seven years hovering around third base. Ugh. I have never heard "jerking each other off" referred to as "manual sex" but I guess that is the literal meaning of manual they both need therapy
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:41 |
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My relationship is perfect, except when he spin-kicks me into traffic, spend all of my money on exotic Internet research chemicals, and has sex with other women while making unbroken eye contact with me whenever we go out to eat at McDonald's. Anyway I'm getting really fed up with his one bad habit of not cleaning up the kitchen counter when he shits on it. How can I ask him nicely to wipe up when he's done?
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MF_James posted:Yeah, it's been recommended to not wash your hair with shampoo every day, how often really depends on your body. I wash my hair every 2-3 days because if I go any longer it gets greasy as gently caress, but if I wash every day my hair dries out like a motherfucker. It depends on your hair too, if you have really short hair it doesn't matter because you're cutting it off faster than it's getting damaged. If you have long hair you have to be more careful because the stuff at the bottom has endured 4 years or whatever you've done to it.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I (26M) feel the need to tell my gf (23F) about a dirty secret of the past before I started dating her. Am I being too paranoid? Please help me make some sense of my mind. Dude is like Tolstoy insisting on telling his wife every detail of his past romantic and sexual indiscretions before he can marry her without feeling guilty.
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Fullhouse posted:I have never heard "jerking each other off" referred to as "manual sex" but I guess that is the literal meaning of manual Manual sex is what you'd hear at a fertility clinic. "Okay sir, now we need to perform some manual sex to take a sample." The fact that this girl uses the term (and "whilst" lmao) in place of handjob or the like shows how they both need mountains upon mountains of therapy to be halfway functional. It's hilarious... but also very sad.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:50 |
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[33M], my [30F] girlfriend is pregnant with another guy's kid "because she wanted her child to have the best life possible". Wants me to be the father. Don't even know how to start processing this?quote:Me and my girlfriend have been together 5 years. We love each other a lot, and decided pretty early on that marriage wasn't for us, so we've lived together happily for the last 4 of those 5 years. Leave your unmarried girlfriend now! You're a lawyer, you know that's not how family law works! Let her raise the baby of the guy she cheated on you with!
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I love how "we share all our interests" inevitably means "we watch Netflix/do other really basic media consumption together." I actually feel pretty sad for this kid that that's apparently the highlight of their shared life. Edit: wow, holy poo poo, involuntary sperm-donor-dad post. That's pretty screwed up if real, although it reads like jack-off material for Berth Ell Pup guy & co. Antivehicular fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Dec 28, 2016 |
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Mameluke posted:[33M], my [30F] girlfriend is pregnant with another guy's kid "because she wanted her child to have the best life possible". Wants me to be the father. Don't even know how to start processing this? seems like that's the kind of thing you should discuss beforehand
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:57 |
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Guys, holy poo poo. Holy poo poo, you guys. [30M]My Wife[29F] unexpectedly passed away, her apparent lover [30?M] revealed their affair at her funeral. quote:Resubmitted because I hosed something up. HOLY poo poo
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cock hero flux posted:a handjob so sad that it sounds exactly like adagio for strings This is an amazing post.
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