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NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Pick posted:

She can't though, that's the ultimate humiliation for a woman, offering no-strings-attached sex and being turned down. If you fail there you have to join a nunnery.

What's the ultimate humiliation for a man? Where do we get sent

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Aww did hunting lady get deleted? I wanted to read the comments.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

NomChompsky posted:

What's the ultimate humiliation for a man? Where do we get sent

The friendzone.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

NomChompsky posted:

What's the ultimate humiliation for a man? Where do we get sent

Homosexuality; really good parties.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

NomChompsky posted:

What's the ultimate humiliation for a man? Where do we get sent
r/relationships
duh


Also thank god that story was about a brit

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

Are we allowed to post e/n here because holy poo poo

This is from a while back but try not to post from there; You know, the whole poo poo where you eat thing.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

gentle pete posted:

Me [M/19] wants to meet in real life with girlfriend [F/28] - but we can't, parents are in the way.
ahahaha

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Pick posted:

Homosexuality; really good parties.

I'm very proud of my gay brother and all his parties.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Principals Orifice posted:

It's called a convent

That's for witches, not for nuns, you dope.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Girlfriend wants to buy a lie detector test for me


So here's what happened, a few months ago my girlfriend discovered I watch porn every now and then, and she's very much against it. She had apparently paid money on some sort of app to gain remote access to my accounts, history, etc. She saw some porn I didn't go incognito for, and she kept it hidden for months until she decided the day after my birthday to unleash on me. I had been lying to her, saying I haven't watched anything, because I had never been in a relationship where it was a big deal. I admit, lying was terrible and I shouldn't have done that, but here's what happened next.

So the next day she hits me a couple times and she plays it off now as "Ohhh really?? You think that's me hitting you?" and since then we've been working on it. She's told me I'm a cheater for watching porn and that I'm a lovely person for it and I'm not a man. We don't have sex often, it's more of a weapon for her than an intimate thing.

Fast forward 2 months and here we are. She wants to buy a lie detector test for me to ask if I'm watching porn still. I don't feel happy anymore and I've been made to feel terribly about myself. What should I do?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

NomChompsky posted:

I'm very proud of my gay brother and all his parties.

As a real answer, I think the ultimate humiliation for a guy is being cheated on by his gf, and then having her still be the one to dump him.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ride The Gravitron posted:

What should I do?
:sever:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
My wife (29/f) cheated on me (34/m) so I cheated on her with her mother (f/45). I want to salvage our marriage but should I tell her what happened


My wife of 4 years cheated on me with a co-worker. She admitted to the affair after I caught her in a lie. She started to cry and admitted what happened. She said she couldn't resist him, that he made her incredibly horny. I asked her if at any point in the relationship if I ever made her that horny and she admitted that I had not. So immediately I started to imagine her having sex with this man. It was the only image that haunted me every night before I went to sleep. This guy was loving my wife better than I ever did. He was making my wife cum harder than I ever could.

I would have graciously bowed out of the marriage and moved on but we have a 3 year old daughter. I'd still like to give the marriage a chance. I told her that I cannot blame her for being attracted to this other man (he's very good looking) and that if she wants to cheat with only him it's okay. But then I found out she's been cheating with another man as well. He's also more attractive than I am but I have to draw the line somewhere. I told her that if she wants our marriage to work she has to stop seeing all of these men and keep it limited to one other guy. So we agreed on the co-worker that she had been seeing.

I started to go to hookers since I had been out of the game so long and was unable to attract hot women. One night I broke down crying and admitted to her mother what her daughter had been doing all along. We had been keeping out troubles a secret but I broke down and had to tell someone. Her mom was so sympathetic towards me and one thing led to another and I impulsively kissed her. Nothing else happened that night but we started to talk about how our spouses had no respect for us (her ex-husband was also an adulterer). We found comfort in each other's arms and eventually had sex. It was incredibly hot and we've been having sex for weeks now.

My wife and I agreed to an open marriage but will she accept that I also sleep with her mother? Part of me wants her to feel the same kind of pain that I first felt. But while I was able to accept the arrangement of an open marriage until our daughter goes to college I think this could shatter that decision. The worst part is that she's been seeing the co-worker much less and has been initiating sex with me much more often. It's like she wants me more now that I don't want her, like she can sense I'm with another woman. Little does she know it's her own mother.

Can something like this be forgiven? Can our relationship withstand this for the sake of our daughter?

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Pick posted:

As a real answer, I think the ultimate humiliation for a guy is being cheated on by his gf, and then having her still be the one to dump him.

Maybe I am weird, or my friends are weird, but we tend to judge other dudes far more harshly for trying to work things out with cheaters and keep them around after the fact. Mostly because that comes off as having an incredible desperation to be with someone despite them not really wanting to be with you. No self esteem at all.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Can something like this be forgiven?

nope

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
Wow i hope that's real

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
[22/M] Ohhh I wish I was 16 again so I can have that teen girl rear end!


I wish I was young again. I was a loser in high school and never was able to get a girlfriend. Hell, I am 22 and never had a girlfriend, still.

I never was able to have that young, romantic, and passionate teenage love. I was never able to get a piece of that teenage rear end either (until I was 20 and had sex with a 16 year old girl- took each other's virginities). Those young, taut-skined, tight-theighed, girls 😍😍 Oh I wish I could of popped more of those cherries.

I don't just regret missing out on the sex, but the love and relationship aspect of it too. Young love is super sweet and passionate.

Teen romance and sex is so, so hot (and so sweet too) 😍... learning each other's bodies, experiencing that first time feeling of love

Oh, forgot my question...

Do you ever miss those days?

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Little does she know it's her own mother.

lol

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Ugh i just checked out his post history

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

NomChompsky posted:

Maybe I am weird, or my friends are weird, but we tend to judge other dudes far more harshly for trying to work things out with cheaters and keep them around after the fact. Mostly because that comes off as having an incredible desperation to be with someone despite them not really wanting to be with you. No self esteem at all.

I think a lot of women kind of expect men to cheat. When we find out a friend's boyfriend cheated on her, it's not a mark against her, or even a sign that some other woman was "better", it's just taken as a given that a bunch of men are loving cheaters. It's a double-standard :shrug:

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

the ultimate humiliation for men is to be defeated in single combat but not killed. to live on as a defeated man...there's no coming back from that

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Guys definitely see a woman cheating on them, or one of their friends, as the woman finding a "better" guy. 100%.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

99% of all male insecurity in relationships stems from the deeply seated fear that the woman may one day be swept off her feet by a man with a better body and a bigger dick.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

The sexual hang ups are way different too. Men get all bent out of shape about another dude being a better lover. Women don't seem to think that.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Yeah, if a guy cheats it's more like "Sorry your boyfriend is an idiot with no self-control, let's all eat ice cream together and talk about his failings--not as a lover--but as a person."

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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HOT TAKE

cheating is bad

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

I think men see themselves as having fewer roles in a relationship, and as such get really riled up if someone else is better at doing the one or two things that guys think are expected of them. If you're better at Doing the Good gently caress, or lifting the heavy stuff, well, poo poo, what am I good for anymore?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Cheating is bad, don't try to justify it.

quote:

Caught my sister [29f] continuing an affair months after my family thought it was over. Am I obligated to tell my brother-in-law [29m]?

Throwaway.

My sister [29f] and brother-in-law [29m] have been together for about 10 years, married for 5. My sister has been having at least one if not multiple affairs on and off for the past couple of years. My brother-in-law knows about many of them and has given her as many second, third, fourth, etc., chances as she needs. If it was me I would have left her a long time ago, but my BIL loves my sister to the stars and back and I don't think he has it in him to leave her. In his eyes she is the very best thing in his life.

My family is all aware of their relationship problems. We all, including my BIL, thought she had finally ended her affair this summer. However, today I inadvertently saw a text on her phone that indicated, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that her affair is still happening. I am completely shocked and disappointed and not sure how to proceed.

Now, here's my problem. My BIL and I are very close, and I know if the roles were reversed, I would want him to tell me if my SO was having an affair. HOWEVER. There have been multiple times in the past few years that I have been the one to catch my sister sending/receiving texts she shouldn't. I have told my BIL every single time, and every single time it results in the same thing: he gets upset, insists he's going to break it off with her, she cries and promises to change when he confronts her, and he takes her back. This has happened on numerous occasions even though every time he says it's the last. Like I said, I do not believe he has the heart to leave her. He loves her too much. I recognize how unhealthy that is, and I have told him so, but I can't help him anymore than he's willing to help himself.

At this point I believe that telling him would only cause him more heartache. He has made it clear through his actions that he's not leaving my sister over her infidelity (even though he always says he will) and I don't want to cause him undue pain by telling him that she's ignited another affair AGAIN. I don't foresee any positive outcome from me telling him. I don't think he will leave her, I don't even know if he will confront her; I think mostly it will just make him sad. But I still feel obligated to tell him - I think he has the right to know. I just don't want him to keep being hurt over and over again.

My sister is not aware of the text I saw on her phone. She doesn't know I know. I'm planning on talking to her tonight, but I don't know if anything will come of it.

tl;dr: My brother-in-law has tacitly enabled my sister's multiple affairs in the past. We all thought she was finally being faithful, but today I inadvertently found out she is not. Should I tell him?

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Gaunab posted:

Cheating is bad, don't try to justify it.

Yeah and regardless of how awkward it is if you discover someone has been cheating on a loved one or relative, you should probably say something. If I found out someone was cheating on me and my friends or brother knew, I'd be almost as mad at their cowardice as I was my partner's betrayal.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

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A friend of mine who started transitioning from female to male about a year ago told me he now understands all the stupid poo poo boys did around him (including being cheated on by his high school boyfriend) when he was female. Turns out testosterone is a hell of a drug I guess.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
My son is due in 10 days.

When we started looking at names, there were a few early contenders, names like Cale, Miles, Brooks, Bennet, etc. Breckin was mentioned early, but it was initially thrown out because I really didn't care for it much. She knows this–she's always known this. She seems to like the name because "....it's unique and it sounds hot". In my opinion, terrible, superficial reasons. I asked her to compromise and for awhile it looked like it was going to be either Brennan (my choice and what I thought was a great compromise) or Cale.

Fast forward to now and she is again insistent we name our son Breckin, her reasons being that she is carrying the child and the final say goes to her. Total BS. I don't know what to do and am at a loss. I really don't want to fight anymore over this, but I'm finding it so hard to give in and name what could be our only kid a name that I just do not like at all.

I really shouldn't be sounding off here, but I really need advice. Help me. :(

TLDR: Our son is due in 10 days and my wife is insists we name our son Breckin despite me hating the name. She will not compromise.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Yeah but you've gotta tell her, it's the cold soup for the soul that a cheater deserves
Just tell her her mom made you incredibly horny and you couldn't resist it
Then see who she fucks as revenge for your revenge
More open marriages need to be escalating tit4tat sexual scorched earth warfare

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
As I've said before, don't cheat, and don't date cheaters.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

gentle pete posted:

My son is due in 10 days.

When we started looking at names, there were a few early contenders, names like Cale, Miles, Brooks, Bennet, etc. Breckin was mentioned early, but it was initially thrown out because I really didn't care for it much. She knows this–she's always known this. She seems to like the name because "....it's unique and it sounds hot". In my opinion, terrible, superficial reasons. I asked her to compromise and for awhile it looked like it was going to be either Brennan (my choice and what I thought was a great compromise) or Cale.

Fast forward to now and she is again insistent we name our son Breckin, her reasons being that she is carrying the child and the final say goes to her. Total BS. I don't know what to do and am at a loss. I really don't want to fight anymore over this, but I'm finding it so hard to give in and name what could be our only kid a name that I just do not like at all.

I really shouldn't be sounding off here, but I really need advice. Help me. :(

TLDR: Our son is due in 10 days and my wife is insists we name our son Breckin despite me hating the name. She will not compromise.

All of these names are terrible.

Maybe "Miles" is okay.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

gentle pete posted:

My son is due in 10 days.

When we started looking at names, there were a few early contenders, names like Cale, Miles, Brooks, Bennet, etc. Breckin was mentioned early, but it was initially thrown out because I really didn't care for it much. She knows this–she's always known this. She seems to like the name because "....it's unique and it sounds hot". In my opinion, terrible, superficial reasons. I asked her to compromise and for awhile it looked like it was going to be either Brennan (my choice and what I thought was a great compromise) or Cale.

Fast forward to now and she is again insistent we name our son Breckin, her reasons being that she is carrying the child and the final say goes to her. Total BS. I don't know what to do and am at a loss. I really don't want to fight anymore over this, but I'm finding it so hard to give in and name what could be our only kid a name that I just do not like at all.

I really shouldn't be sounding off here, but I really need advice. Help me. :(

TLDR: Our son is due in 10 days and my wife is insists we name our son Breckin despite me hating the name. She will not compromise.

I really hope their last name is Ridge

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
Per google:

quote:

The name Cale is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Cale is: Dog; brave.

quote:

The different meanings of the name Breckin are: Irish Meaning: Freckled. Welsh Meaning: Speckled.
Terrible, just terrible all around

e: actually Cale is probably the Irish version given the other names-

quote:

Cale is an English name of Irish Gaelic, Hebrew, and Germanic origin. From Irish Gaelic roots, its meaning is thin, slender.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Those names all read like the first half of a Phoenix Wright character. The surname will invariably be something like Breckin Entre. Miles Togoe. Cale Salat.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

What the gently caress is Breckin

White people

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Breckin 2 Electric Boogaloo

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Breckin C Deutsch

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