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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

bean_shadow posted:

Racist angry that Tom Hanks's granddaughter is mixed-race.

There are many reasons why Chet Hanks is a loser but this will never be one of them. And I'm sure the article writer and commenter are physically shining examples of their race. The little girl is adorable, the Hanks family probably embrace her and her mother with loving arms, and I'm glad it pisses these pieces of garbage off.




Jesus.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

quote:

judging
It's ok to judge people

When we don't judge people we end up with tumblr

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Why is it always black dudes with white chicks on the racists agenda

Why is it never a White dude porking black chicks

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I googled that warframe cyst thing and its so small and fits with the aesthetics of the cluttered up character designs enough that its basically invisible, how would you even notice it if you were actually focused on gameplay? That and most of the pictures of it have their heads bent down in a weird way, and zoomed in or with red circles/big arrows pointing it out, which makes me think you cant even see it very well at normal angles.

Zzulu posted:

Why is it always black dudes with white chicks on the racists agenda

Why is it never a White dude porking black chicks


Because racism and sexism are in a long term, committed relationship and love each other very much

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Zzulu posted:

It's ok to judge people

When we don't judge people we end up with tumblr

Or TV Tropes.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Zzulu posted:

Why is it always black dudes with white chicks on the racists agenda

Why is it never a White dude porking black chicks

There has always been a fear of the negro stealing perfectly fine white women. It's insane.

I honestly would love to learn the reason why. Like psychologically why.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Bismuth posted:

I googled that warframe cyst thing and its so small and fits with the aesthetics of the cluttered up character designs enough that its basically invisible, how would you even notice it if you were actually focused on gameplay? That and most of the pictures of it have their heads bent down in a weird way, and zoomed in or with red circles/big arrows pointing it out, which makes me think you cant even see it very well at normal angles.

Legit I played for about 20+ hours before I even noticed it. The 3rd person camera during gameplay hides it completely, and half the time the already razzle-dazzle outfits of all the characters are so flashy you can't even see it.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Zzulu posted:

Why is it always black dudes with white chicks on the racists agenda

Why is it never a White dude porking black chicks

White men have this funny idea about being allowed to fetishize whatever race they want.

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Legit I played for about 20+ hours before I even noticed it. The 3rd person camera during gameplay hides it completely, and half the time the already razzle-dazzle outfits of all the characters are so flashy you can't even see it.

I haven't played warframe for years. Does Saryn still kill everything in the vicinity with her OP gas attack?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Jonas Albrecht posted:

White men have this funny idea about being allowed to fetishize whatever race they want.

this is absolutely a race-agnostic problem.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Cumslut1895 posted:

this is absolutely a race-agnostic problem.

I am intrigued by this statement.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Zephyrine posted:

I haven't played warframe for years. Does Saryn still kill everything in the vicinity with her OP gas attack?

Theres a character that uses gas attacks named Saryn?

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Jonas Albrecht posted:

I am intrigued by this statement.
I'd guess it goes something like this. Men fetishize most things about women be it their race, career, or age. So regardless of race if you are a woman you're probably going to experience guys of other races fetishizing you for your race and guys of your own race acting like they own you.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

TontoCorazon posted:

There has always been a fear of the negro stealing perfectly fine white women. It's insane.

I honestly would love to learn the reason why. Like psychologically why.

Women = posessions
White Women = the possessions of white men.
Black men = inferior, subhuman, ape like.
Also Black men = big dicked, savage, virile.

So, as I understand it, White men are scared that their women are being taken away by those that are less then themselves. They are scared that their women, (the simple uncultured 'things' that they are), are excited by the big dicks and animalism of people they consider inferior and will leave them. They are scared that this makes them weak and unmanly because they can't 'control' their women.

So basic racism.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I am intrigued by this statement.

there are large groups of men of all races which will try to murder you if they see someone of another race with a women of their race.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

BrigadierSensible posted:

Women = posessions
White Women = the possessions of white men.
Black men = inferior, subhuman, ape like.
Also Black men = big dicked, savage, virile.

So, as I understand it, White men are scared that their women are being taken away by those that are less then themselves. They are scared that their women, (the simple uncultured 'things' that they are), are excited by the big dicks and animalism of people they consider inferior and will leave them. They are scared that this makes them weak and unmanly because they can't 'control' their women.

So basic racism.

I've seen guys say they're ok with dating a girl that has had other sex partners (how generous of them) but not if any of them were black. Like, sleeping with a black guy somehow tainted her for all future boyfriends.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bismuth posted:

Theres a character that uses gas attacks named Saryn?

I wonder if you can train her attacks.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Zephyrine posted:

I haven't played warframe for years. Does Saryn still kill everything in the vicinity with her OP gas attack?

No, they got rid of most, if not all, of the one hit wonder nuke type attacks and now everything takes more clicks to do. It's not any more balanced, it just takes two or three button presses instead of one. But then they added a dude whose power is that he can split into four dudes with four guns so you get guys with the strongest gun just doing that and killing everything before anyone else can get off a single shot. It's a well designed game. Also one that can inexplicably turn into a tiny fairy and it moves around so fast none of the regular enemies can even hit it, except by accident.


Bismuth posted:

Theres a character that uses gas attacks named Saryn?

Poison, technically. Most of her attacks revolve around spores now. :shrug:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Zzulu posted:

Why is it always black dudes with white chicks on the racists agenda

Why is it never a White dude porking black chicks

Because they classify men as people and women as property, and don't have a problem with white people taking black people's property. Also, the whole thing where if a white person and a black person have a child, the child is always black (by their standards). The only way to have a white child is with two white parents, so a black woman can never have a white child and is therefore irrelevant. All that matters is making sure no white women have black babies, because that's white genocide. :downs:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
The counterpoint to tolerance only of white men race-mixing being, of course, cuck porn where it's got a disproportionately higher ratio of black men loving white women because the whole point of cuck is humiliation, and what could be more humiliating than having your wife (property) soiled by a swarthy quadroon or (if you're feeling particularly feisty) mulatto.

Then again porn is crazy racist to begin with, but I guarantee the above is the basic framework of the thought process.



Bismuth posted:

I've seen guys say they're ok with dating a girl that has had other sex partners (how generous of them) but not if any of them were black. Like, sleeping with a black guy somehow tainted her for all future boyfriends.

Fear of comparisons being made, I guess

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Zesty Crab Legs posted:

This has to be parody. Come on.

"YOU'D THINK HIS GRANDAUGHTER WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS WHITE GIRL. NOPE. HER MOTHER HIS BLACK AND SO IS SHE. :barf:"

You'd think so, but I have an aunt who is serious about disowning her son if he marries someone who isn't white. Her reasoning is that "My grandchild won't look like me." As if that's the most reasonable loving opinion in the world.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

hyperhazard posted:

You'd think so, but I have an aunt who is serious about disowning her son if he marries someone who isn't white. Her reasoning is that "My grandchild won't look like me." As if that's the most reasonable loving opinion in the world.

If she tries to set you up with a guy who looks like your cousin but with a beard, RUN!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



LordSaturn posted:

Guess it's time to start checking link URLs before following them, again.

Seriously. Great, now Verizon thinks I visit white power sites. Good thing I didn't look while at work.


I mean we could Weekend Web the poo poo out of a site like that and never want for content, but jesus...

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6srI0EVwTUE

related.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

My grandmother got a birth announcement that said the infant (half asian and half white I think) has many Caucasian features. My grandmother then crowdsourced responses from her grandchildren.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Skaw posted:

Unlike the Ascaris which is removed with a cheap crafted item you can make infinity of, the Helminth Cyst is (currently) only removable via draining for creating a Helminth Charger. This requires a Kubrow Egg, which is a RNG drop from a limited number of entities that can only spawn on Earth Missions, and an available pet Stasis Slot. Stasis Slots are limited(2 free ones) unless you spend real money or trade items to other players for Platinum to unlock additional ones. It also can only be done a real life week after getting it.


I do think the people whining about it are silly. But some people play the game to play cosmetic dress up, and it does kind of ruin that aspect even if it has no bearing on gameplay.

I wanted to see just how big the cyst was and this was the best picture I could find.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I googled it too and one of the first hits was a reddit thread asking if he could petition support to remove his cyst because it clashed with his outfit so badly.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

TontoCorazon posted:

There has always been a fear of the negro stealing perfectly fine white women. It's insane.

I honestly would love to learn the reason why. Like psychologically why.

Even today, in movies and TV shows, it's far more common to see white men with black women and very rare for black men to be with white women. At least in America. I've seen episodes of British shows where a white woman will have a black boyfriend (God help me, like the first season of the newer Doctor Who).

Frobbe
Jan 19, 2007

Calm Down


Caught this image being shared by an idiot on my social media. It's so hilariously wrong.

I'm also rather impressed by the number of claimed attacks being over 4 times the number of actual days since 9/11 2001. That'd mean there's been 5.8 terrorist attacks a day.

pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist

I am upset by this to an irrational degree.
Just... ugh. Why would you... ugh.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Breetai posted:

The counterpoint to tolerance only of white men race-mixing being, of course, cuck porn where it's got a disproportionately higher ratio of black men loving white women because the whole point of cuck is humiliation, and what could be more humiliating than having your wife (property) soiled by a swarthy quadroon or (if you're feeling particularly feisty) mulatto.

Then again porn is crazy racist to begin with, but I guarantee the above is the basic framework of the thought process.
It depends on whose making the porn and whose consuming the porn. Cuck porn generally just picks the guys in porn who look the most physically intimidating and who are assumed to be "other" to the intended audience. Which due to racist assumptions in American culture means "black". Hence why the black lead is still traditionally attractive instead of some guy whose been made up to look like phrenology text book illustration.

And yes I know trap sprung.

Savage Shulkie
May 13, 2009



Ogon’ po gotovnosti!

Frobbe posted:



Caught this image being shared by an idiot on my social media. It's so hilariously wrong.

I'm also rather impressed by the number of claimed attacks being over 4 times the number of actual days since 9/11 2001. That'd mean there's been 5.8 terrorist attacks a day.

"Even if the number is wrong the point is clear!"

That's almost to the letter the response you would get if you touched the poo. Speaking from experience

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Frobbe posted:



Caught this image being shared by an idiot on my social media. It's so hilariously wrong.

I'm also rather impressed by the number of claimed attacks being over 4 times the number of actual days since 9/11 2001. That'd mean there's been 5.8 terrorist attacks a day.

Does that include the dude shooting up a Planned Parenthood?
Off the top of my head.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Bismuth posted:

Theres a character that uses gas attacks named Saryn?

I think they're robots? So the naming isn't just comic book coincidental.

Coca Koala
Nov 28, 2005

ongoing nowhere
College Slice

Arcsquad12 posted:

See now, this on its own is amusing because it is absolutely true. Between period interviews with players in the NHL are absolutely hilarious because they're athletes, not actors. The majority of them don't know how to talk to a camera, and now you're coming up and talking to them after they've busted their rear end for forty minutes. So yeah, funny picture.

But then you get the assholes who post it along with their fifty paragraph manifesto about why they are superior to the plebs for not following sports.

I saw an interview with a coach, I think it was the coach of the Islanders, when they were down a few points. The reporter asks the coach what happened in the first period, and the coach gives him this disgusted look and says, "Well, they scored more goals than we did." The reporter says, "What are you planning to change in the second period?" and the coach responds, "We need to go out there and score some goals."

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

hyperhazard posted:

You'd think so, but I have an aunt who is serious about disowning her son if he marries someone who isn't white. Her reasoning is that "My grandchild won't look like me." As if that's the most reasonable loving opinion in the world.

I have a Finish coworker who will disown his son if the son ever marries or has a child with a Swedish girl.

He's afraid that Swedish blood will make his family line lazy and cowardly. American racists are so spoiled for choice.


Now you can't even disown someone in Sweden to begin with as inheritance is written into law. The best you can do is decide who gets what but each share must be of equal value.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


pookerbug posted:

I am upset by this to an irrational degree.
Just... ugh. Why would you... ugh.

Nobody ever went broke in america betting against how awful white people can be.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
What's that great tweet that was like

"Rwanda genocide-x amount of life list villages destroyed etc...

White genocide-my wife thinks Luke cage is hot"

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Serperoth posted:

Does that include the dude shooting up a Planned Parenthood?
Off the top of my head.

Why would a terrorist attack macro include non-terrorist attacks?

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Hatrocious
Jan 1, 2013

Ambitious Spider posted:

What's that great tweet that was like

"Rwanda genocide-x amount of life list villages destroyed etc...

White genocide-my wife thinks Luke cage is hot"

https://twitter.com/nomchompsky/status/813439114867523584

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