Ride The Gravitron posted:

It also weirds me out that she has sexual fantasies about characters in a show we watch together...

naptalan posted:

Am I under real legal threat of arrest? I may have fallen for a scam... Please help (self.legaladvice)

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I hope this guy knows he needs to forward me a refundable deposit of $400 so I won't leak this story to the authorities, to be repaid when he gets his package (never)

ArbitraryC posted:

I wasn't trying to I was just saying as far as relationship problems go your so being insecure about how their t, a, or d matches up to what they feel the media standards are is one that's not super hard to work through with legitimate empathy rather than just going "I tell them they're hot all the time what are they insecure about". There's a world of a difference between just saying you find them attractive (it's not like they think you'd be dating them if you thought they were ugly) and acknowledging that they feel insecure for reasons outside your relationship and you wanna help them with it within reason. Maybe if she just talked to him about why he feels so insecure rather than just dealing with it whenever it flared up they could reach a better place before it escalated this far. It's not like he was sending her 10 dick pics a day from the first time they met it clearly built to this point because it festered.

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I once suggested we introduce a vibrating dildo and he excused himself to go silently weep in the bathroom.

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I wanted to prank her by setting her background to a silly selfie or something, and when I opened her phone it was still on a fanfiction page. I was curious and read what it was about and didn't really understand it, a lot of talk about 'Alphas' and 'Omegas'.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Found out about my [20/M] gf's [25/F] weird sexual sherlock fanfiction

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Hahahaha! 20 year old kids are so cute. I love how his outlook on watching Sherlock with his girlfriend is shattered forever because she reads some bizarre slash fanfiction. Hilarious.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Why is that that hilarious? That's some creepy weird poo poo. I would breakup with someone over that.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Why is that that hilarious? That's some creepy weird poo poo. I would breakup with someone over that.

Dienes posted:

I would sooner break up with someone for pawing through my phone without my permission.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Edit:. Well I mean to me there's porn and then there's THAT kind of stuff. It's really strange and off-putting to me.

WampaLord posted:

I can imagine the exact same reaction to a girl seeing any sort of kink porn on her boyfriend's computer. Or hell, normal porn what with all the dick gagging and spitting and choking.

zakharov posted:

The only moral porn is the porn I like.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

lol that weirdo from a few pages ago bought you an avatar

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Was at a gathering with friends, basically everyone left except me, the owner, and some other guy who was sleeping over. I was on molly and so was the owner, and we kind of just hung out and talked a lot. He then kind of just randomly kissed me, and I said no then, but honestly it felt kind of nice, any form of touch felt really nice because of the molly.
Like an hour goes by, and we were just hanging out, but I ended up getting like... ridiculously horny. Not necessarily towards him, but towards really anything, although he was a very very attractive guy. So I kind of recommended we look at this funny porno video I saw, and we saw it, and i told him it was really hot and that i was gonna take my shirt off, and I think at that point it just fell through and it became obvious what was going on. We ended up making out, then we both got naked and rolled around on the ground a lot. It felt... really weird, hes like a buff hairy guy and i never experienced anything like that, but he ended up sucking me off, then he asked if i wanted to for him and I said no, but then he looked kinda sad so I said I would try it (molly does weird things lol) and I sucked him off for maybe 5-10 minutes but i ended up gagging on it and i stopped. Then we kind of rolled around some more and cuddled and fell asleep on the couch. I generally enjoyed the experience, it was kind of a warm, nice experience, although i feel looking back in retrospect that i didnt get much sexual pleasure from it, I just kind of liked the feeling of touch because i was on molly.
Next morning, friend woke up and found us naked on the couch spooning, and we were both like WHOA WHOA THERE BUDDY WHATS UP UHHHH and he just laughed and left, we didn't think anything of it. Then of course, I read my group chat and by the next day, EVERYONE knows I slept with the guy. Its like, the loving biggest thing ever, people are saying Im brave for 'coming out' and some people are laughing and some are like... kind of negative about it. Like my best loving friend was like 'yo why the hell didnt you tell me you were gay, we had a threesome together you should have told me you were gay before that' and he seemed a bit upset. My cousin hit me up like yo I heard your gay im glad you came out, congratulations... basically everyone has heard about this, im not sure how gossip spreads so fast. These girls were like saying how it was the hottest thing they could possibly imagine (we all went to the same HS) that we would bang, and that now we are both 'off limits' because of this. I dont want to brag, because this is totally going to sound that way (its a throwaway, gently caress it) and i am typically a humble guy, but during college i was kind of a ...stud. Like I was the type of guy who spent his entire life trying to get chicks, I had a reputation and everything. And the other guy I banged was renowned for being ridiculously hot, like he looks like a hairier muscular latino ryan gosling. The idea of me and him banging is like a golden trophy of gossip for girls, this is going to be BIG for months on end.
Heres the thing, besides the Molly, I didnt really enjoy it at all. I liked the feeling of being touched, I enjoyed getting a blowjob, I enjoyed rolling around... but I didnt really enjoy it WITH HIM necessarily. No matter how hard i try, i cannot find myself to be attracted to men, even Jon Hamm or brad Pitt or anyone, no matter how hard i think about it i cant get even the slightest chub or sensual feeling down there. Sucking the guys dick didnt make me feel any form of pleasure at all, it just wasn't a 'good' feeling, it was kind of just something i tried once. I wouldn't ever, ever try gay sex sober. I think that experience just confirmed that I am truly 100% straight, because no matter how hard i try and remember how good it felt, i cant feel the slightest sexual pleasure from it. I didn't even cum.
But now literally EVERYONE thinks i am gay. What the gently caress do i do? This has kind of ruined things for me, its hard to convince people your not gay... when you legit sucked dick two days ago.
tl;dr: Did molly, banged a dude, friend saw, spread the rumors to absolutely everyone, everyone thinks im gay, but im actually straight and the banging of the dude was experimental.

Whorelord posted:

I (22M) had my first gay sexual experience on drugs, and now everyone of my friends thinks I am gay, but I am 100% straight.

WampaLord posted:

That one's great because the only downvoted comments are people telling him he might have a problem with drugs if it leads to situations like this and the rest of Reddit shaming those people for being anti-drug.

ArbitraryC posted:

I wasn't trying to I was just saying as far as relationship problems go your so being insecure about how their t, a, or d matches up to what they feel the media standards are is one that's not super hard to work through with legitimate empathy rather than just going "I tell them they're hot all the time what are they insecure about". There's a world of a difference between just saying you find them attractive (it's not like they think you'd be dating them if you thought they were ugly) and acknowledging that they feel insecure for reasons outside your relationship and you wanna help them with it within reason. Maybe if she just talked to him about why he feels so insecure rather than just dealing with it whenever it flared up they could reach a better place before it escalated this far. It's not like he was sending her 10 dick pics a day from the first time they met it clearly built to this point because it festered.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Lol you somehow made this her fault.

Pearnicious posted:

Here we go again. Apparently suggesting that a woman do literally anything to solve her problems is victim blaming.

According to the last few pages, the obvious solution is for her to call the police, call a lawyer, get a restraining order, , and

But if she tries to solve it on her own, that's victim blaming.

Pearnicious posted:

According to the last few pages, the obvious solution is for her to call the police, call a lawyer, get a restraining order, , and

zakharov posted:

Situation 1: guy is engaging in a harassment campaign ignoring the wishes of the person he's trying to "help."

Situation 2: insecure guy is dealing with his issues in an inappropriate way.

These are very similar.

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My [29,F] co-worker [26,M] played a cruel joke on me and now I want to quit

I'm really quiet at work, I don't bother anyone, I do my job and go home. I've been here since last September but there is this guy, Paul, he works with the kids because he is a big kid (he's a really tall and intimidating guy if you don't know him). He messes with EVERYONE, and basically does whatever he wants, because the exec's love him. He's the type to pull the seat from under you or throw you in the pool (he's did that to a co-worker before) , but as long as he didn't do anything to me, I didn't care. Until the NYE party, we were celebrating a performance achievement of mine, and he literally poured ice water on my head, and said that I was on fire and he had to cool me off. Everyone thought it was a joke but it was NOT funny to me. Now I can't even do my job in peace because he has added me to his list of victims and I can't get over it, he thinks we are friends, because he made a cruel and unfunny joke, and it angers me every time I go to work now. I can't talk to my immediate boss, Zoey, [43,F] because she's sleeping with him (yea it's gross) she defends him to the ends of the earth. and I can't talk to the execs because they are chest bumping and high fiving with him everyday, it's sickening and making me want to quit, I have nowhere to turn he's friends with everyone. What do I do!

Tl;dr: My popular co-worker thinks it's ok to play rude jokes on people

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Earwicker posted:

I would like to see a picture of the artwork and a picture of Rover before judging the situation