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54 40 or gently caress posted:She needs to put this manlet in his crib for the night and let him cry it out Anxiety Disorders are funny when they happen to men
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mfcrocker posted:I mean to be fair, she absolutely should stop masturbating to James Deen because he's a rapist piece of poo poo what if she has rape fantasies, in that case, he's quite apt surely?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 12:24 |
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How fat and retarded do you have to be to get together with a guy like that to begin with
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 12:25 |
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JFairfax posted:what if she has rape fantasies, in that case, he's quite apt surely? to each their own i guess
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 12:28 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:Anxiety Disorders are funny when they happen to men Yeah!
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 12:39 |
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Pick (and others), please put spaces between paragraphs when you copy/paste from Reddit. If you don't, it just shows up as a Wall Of Text. Thanks for your consideration
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zakharov posted:Pick (and others), please put spaces between paragraphs when you copy/paste from Reddit. If you don't, it just shows up as a Wall Of Text. Thanks for your consideration Thank you, I was about to post this.
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Pick posted:BURNIN' DOWN THE HOUSE! This dude is an idiot. If his older brother truly has just burned down his mother's home, along with neighboring buildings, and might soon be responsible for a death, the younger brother absolutely should have let his bro in and kept him there until authorities arrived to involuntarily commit him. (or arrest the guy for arson maybe? the fire happened a week ago, not sure how long an investigation takes) If you're at the point of potentially killing kin by denying them shelter in sub-freezing weather because you don't like them, the least you could do is murder them with your bare hands, at least. Cumslut1895 posted:Anxiety Disorders are funny when they happen to men Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Jan 6, 2017 |
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Hey, I have this 30-year-old hand grenade and want to pull then pin and toss it at my loving, caring wife. quote:I [56M] cheated on my wife [55F] very early on in our relationship of 43 years, married 32. I'm overwhelmed with guilt to this day and I don't know if I should confess.Infidelity tl;dr: I cheated on my wife, whom I've been with for 43 years and had 6 children with, one time in high school and have kept it hidden ever since. The guilt is eating me alive but I know confessing is the right thing to do, even though it would needlessly ruin our life together.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 16:00 |
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I [25M] turned down a friend [24MtF]. She's telling people I'm transphobic Hi, me and my friend who I will call Jade attended school together and have been friends for many years. She is one of the only people I still keep in contact with from school. I have been warned in the past that when Jane was known as "Luke" at school, that she had a crush on me. I always played it down because we were close friends, and she never came across to me that way. So Jane had the surgery recently. I was happy for her, until she started coming on strong. She told me how she's always wanted me, but before she didn't have the right "assets" to get me (her words, not mine). I told her no, I'm not interested. She has been my friend for years and I've never had romantic affection for her. I didn't say this but my reasoning is that just because she is now also biologically a woman, I'm not going to change how I feel about her (I didn't say it because I wouldn't know how to word it and afraid I'd offend her in some way). She blocked me on facebook. I thought maybe it's for the best, because people must have been right that she's been harboring feelings for me for years. I thought that it would be easier for her to get over me if we went No contact. Then I got a screenshot from another friend of a status by Jane, calling me transphobic and how people like me are scum of the Earth etc. I don't see what I did wrong at all, to me she's the friend I've had for years and male or female isn't going to change my feelings for her. tl;dr: Friend had a crush on me for years that they never mentioned. She had a sex change operation and thought because she's now biologically female, I would be interested. I turned her down because I'm not just going to grow romantic feelings for a friend because she changed to the gender I am into, and just and will always see her as a friend. She badmouthed me on a status and people are attacking me for it. Help?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 16:01 |
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Girl [24F] I was in love with, dumped me [27F] after 5 years because I'm too short...and she wanted to "give her future kid a chance at good genetics" I dated this girl for 5 years. I'm 5'8"...shes 5'1" . I'm pretty skinny too...and I'd say average attractiveness. She's really attractive. My family is all shorter than me. Her family is fairly short as well. We always joked/talked about our future kids and family. It was never a serious conversation...but she'd always bring up jokingly how our kids "wouldn't have a chance" because of our height. Then I'd say like "yea but at least they'd both be smart". And we'd carry on planning out their pretend future. Well...I think recently its become not a joke to her. She always told me she imagined having her first kid by 27/28. Seems like she realized if that was gonna happen, she needed to start scoping out someone who would be a suitable future husband/baby daddy now. So she left me. She didn't specifically say it was over the height/genetics thing...but pretty much hinted thats the reason. We had a couple breaks...and I know her past boyfriends were all 6'2"+ ...and the guys she's spoken to since we broke up are all 6'2"+ . I Its one thing being dumped...its another because your genetics aren't worthy of her future kids. Not sure how to get past this one. TL;DR Got dumped because I have lovely genetics. Feelsbadman. Edit I should add, I don't think she's "crazy" persay, she's in med school right now and insanely smart. She loves science and knows a ton about genetics.
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it's got to be so desperately loving lonely when your only friends are internet people
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La Brea Carpet posted:Hey, I have this 30-year-old hand grenade and want to pull then pin and toss it at my loving, caring wife. I feel guilty about banging a hot girl that wanted the D in high school, when I wasn't even married and I was in the sexual prime of my life and my brain was still half-cooked goo. Wat do? Therapy, you loving nerd.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Hey, I have this 30-year-old hand grenade and want to pull then pin and toss it at my loving, caring wife. Oh my god, he did it when they were 17 and they've been married for that long? Take that poo poo to the grave my dude. Get therapy for the guilt. Telling her is the ultimate mistake.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I [25M] turned down a friend [24MtF]. She's telling people I'm transphobic these stories are powerful reminders that everyone from every walk of life, gender, race and orientation are all equally afforded the opportunity to be a total piece of poo poo. that's the equality I'm aiming for
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WampaLord posted:Oh my god, he did it when they were 17 and they've been married for that long? The best outcome of confessing is his wife laughing and then telling him about the time the entire football team had a go at her.
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Pvt.Scott posted:The best outcome of confessing is his wife laughing and then telling him about the time the entire football team had a go at her. The best outcome is the wife laughing and saying she had sex with the same girl later that night.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Girl [24F] I was in love with, dumped me [27F] after 5 years because I'm too short...and she wanted to "give her future kid a chance at good genetics"
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Dial-a-Dog posted:If that was the actual reason she dumped him then my man dodged a bullet, because that is shallow and crazy. Like, if you're short and you're happy then who cares if you don't have tall kids? He mentions that they've had "breaks" (ugh) though, so probably their relationship was just garbo anyway and he should've moved on earlier It was 100% not the actual reason. She stayed with him for 5 years, his height was clearly not an issue. Dude is projecting all his insecurity onto a running joke they had.
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WampaLord posted:It was 100% not the actual reason. She stayed with him for 5 years, his height was clearly not an issue. Dude is projecting all his insecurity onto a running joke they had. When they started dating he was 6'4
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La Brea Carpet posted:Hey, I have this 30-year-old hand grenade and want to pull then pin and toss it at my loving, caring wife. lol this dude is a giant idiot
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:When they started dating he was 6'4 Smdh at dudes who let themselves go like this.
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Wife and I still can't figure out how to handle our finances and it's tearing us apart. Need an outside perspective.quote:So I don't even know where to begin because there's so much To say, and I don't know who to vent to or if I should even talk about this stuff. While I do see where she's coming from, I also very much disagree with it all...
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WoodrowSkillson posted:lol this dude is a giant idiot I like how he couches it as "cheated on my wife" rather than "cheated on the only girl who I ever dated (once, in high school, felt bad about it), whom I happened to marry many years later." I wonder what other ancient stuff he's dragging around without even realizing it. Also, the wife "...absolutely hates cheaters...," a stance that you usually don't have to state in private conversation such that it becomes notable. Either the wife has known about dude's teen-gently caress-fantasy-made-reality, or she has some guilt about cheating of her own. Since the incident happened in HS and her husband hit it and quit it while also running out of the classmate's house all glassy-eyed and blubbery, chances are < ~1% that the wife didn't hear about it almost immediately. E: I'd bet good money this couple is Catholic. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Jan 6, 2017 |
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WampaLord posted:It was 100% not the actual reason. She stayed with him for 5 years, his height was clearly not an issue. Dude is projecting all his insecurity onto a running joke they had. Probably, I like to assume the posters are at least partially correct about their problems, but as we've seen from a bunch of these shorter dude posts, if they're insecure about it it's basically the cause of every issue in their life in their mind
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Wife and I still can't figure out how to handle our finances and it's tearing us apart. Need an outside perspective. So what the gently caress is she spending her money on? Just clothes and makeup and poo poo for herself?
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Wife and I still can't figure out how to handle our finances and it's tearing us apart. Need an outside perspective. What the hell does she expect to bring to the table? I wonder if she nags him constantly make more so she can be a STAHM
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This one doesn't even really have a question but I have to post it: My [21F] boyfriend [21M] had to have a piece of skin removed. My friend [20F] punched him where the wound is and two of his stitches popped. she seriously does not understand why he's so angry. quote:My boyfriend yesterday had to get something removed. For the life of me I can't remember what it's actually called, but it was like a pink lump. The doctor cut a large chuck of his skin out and has stitches because of it. So he's already in a pretty bad mood because the pain is starting to set in. How does a 20 year old do this?
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WampaLord posted:This one doesn't even really have a question but I have to post it: people are stupid
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WampaLord posted:So what the gently caress is she spending her money on? Just clothes and makeup and poo poo for herself? That's what's confusing to me about the whole thing, usually these stories where the husband pays for everything because they have "traditional" ideas the wife doesn't work at all, either a stay at home mom or just keeping up the house. I don't think I've seen one where the wife expects the husband to shoulder the finances while they are childless and both similarly employed.
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WampaLord posted:This one doesn't even really have a question but I have to post it: I had stitches on my eyelids, and they left a long tail of thread for easy removal later. Yes, someone did tug at the stitches around my eyes. Yes that does in fact hurt.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Probably, I like to assume the posters are at least partially correct about their problems, but as we've seen from a bunch of these shorter dude posts, if they're insecure about it it's basically the cause of every issue in their life in their mind One of the really cool and convenient things about being insecure about one thing, out of your control, is you never have to take responsibility for your actual failings.
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WampaLord posted:This one doesn't even really have a question but I have to post it: Dude needs to sack up. I went to a hardcore show immediately after getting a tattoo on my left arm and was in the mosh pit the whole time. He should also get those stitches done back up and then headbutt his friend super hard with no warning. When she wakes up five minutes later with a broken nose ( and soon, two black eyes) he just needs to tell her that he was goofing around.
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I really really dislike this person. I hope she doesn't post about me on her Facebook Edit, content from the depths of where people say PIV: Is it possible to replace the sexual aspect of my (23F) boyfriend (24M) with porn? quote:I love my boyfriend dearly. We've been dating almost two years. From the comments quote:"Is sexual attraction about attitude and self-esteem as well as looks?" OP quote:I've never seen it that way. My boyfriend is handsome to me, so I'm sexually attracted to him. Apparently it's more complex to him. quote:It's not really that complex. Who in their right mind is attracted to low self-esteem / frequent crying? OP quote:I just didn't think that factored in? I thought if a guy didn't want to have sex with his girlfriend, it meant she's fat and ugly. When asked why they don't just break up quote:Because we're getting engaged next week. And to no ones surprise quote:My relationship is ideal in every other facet. And the most confusing one, considering they were virgins when they met quote:He likes sex, we just have only done it a handful of times so it hasn't felt good for either of us yet. Nazzadan fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Jan 6, 2017 |
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i have a big dick and even bigger mental health issues hmu ladies
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My (25/F) boyfriend (28/M) of two years is upset that I went on a date once with someone famous 3 years ago and didn't tell him.quote:I used to work in Seoul, and I was once asked out by someone pretty well known over there. We exchanged numbers, went out for drinks, and that was it. I had to move back for another job opportunity here in Canada, but even if I had stayed I'm 95% sure the one date would have amounted to nothing. the taint of kpop can never be washed clean
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do random k pop singers even qualify as a famous person in the states. whos heard of any of them but like psy lol
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My (25/F) boyfriend (28/M) of two years is upset that I went on a date once with someone famous 3 years ago and didn't tell him. She buried the lede here: quote:I do know one of his ex's had cheated on him with a professional hockey player, but he didn't seem too bothered by it when he told me. I can just picture this dude going "Oh my god, it's happening again." Even though the situations are different.
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