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or if you really hated someone just order illegal poo poo to their address
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boner confessor posted:or if you really hated someone just order illegal poo poo to their address I think you're thinking of a mail bomb. My mom is afraid of them even if she knows who sent the package.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:48 |
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Also perhaps most illegal packages aren't as interesting to enforce as preventing/punishing transport of guns (or drugs). Source: I accidentally ordered live brussel sprout or cabbage from Asia (on Amazon, thought I was ordering seed) and got a love letter about soil parasites and not having my permit for agriculture import on file. Oops!
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:48 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:I think you're thinking of a mail bomb. My mom is afraid of them even if she knows who sent the package. That's because they were super en vogue in the 90s. My mom is the same.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:08 |
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My[79F] Granddaughter [21F] is disrespecting me, and I feel like I've offended her.quote:Hello, . My granddaughter is staying with me and caring for me because I've recently fallen and need help doing things. Today my older sister called, and began to brag about how hard her daughter works.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:10 |
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needs her 21 year old granddaughter to take care of her and then badmouths her granddaughter to her sister, and makes sure her granddaughter knows about it nice honestly everything about this lady makes her sound awful, her whole post reads like she was trying to goad her granddaughter into a fight and doesn't understand why it didn't work
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:14 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My[79F] Granddaughter [21F] is disrespecting me, and I feel like I've offended her. Is this grandma suffering from dementia? "That isn't the correct number of pets" is a for me.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:15 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I (26/F) have a boyfriend (26/M) who really wants to be a cat. What do I do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsK6Lqc6u30
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:25 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:I think you're thinking of a mail bomb. My mom is afraid of them even if she knows who sent the package. no i mean like, if joey down the street pissed you off and you know he's on probation, order some lovely weed to his address and watch him go to jail
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:26 |
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quote:How can I [20F] feel comfortable pooping around my boyfriend [20M] of over a year?
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:31 |
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Looking him dead in the eye while making GBS threads on the floor.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:34 |
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quote:tl;dr: My granddaughter overheard me say something raunchy about her If you just gave me the tl;dr, I would have assumed an entirely different scenario took place. Anyway it sounds like she got defensive about her daughter, said something she shouldn't have, worried her granddaughter heard her, and kept talking about it after she should have shut up. Not exactly an uncommon scenario minus the specifics.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:36 |
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JaucheCharly posted:Looking him dead in the eye while making GBS threads on the floor. Agreed. Grab the bull by the horns.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:37 |
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JaucheCharly posted:Looking him dead in the eye while making GBS threads on the floor. Exposure therapy is highly effective
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:38 |
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Gaunab posted:How can I [20F] feel comfortable pooping around my boyfriend [20M] of over a year? Get a colostomy. Alternative is to try and introduce it into your sex life. If I know redditors, and based on this thread I do, he'll feel obligated to try it and it will eliminate your fears.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:39 |
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Yeah, he will be shocked when he finds out she poops; he'll probably break up with her to find a girlfriend who doesn't.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:42 |
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boner confessor posted:no i mean like, if joey down the street pissed you off and you know he's on probation, order some lovely weed to his address and watch him go to jail it would have to get intercepted, though, and the big vendors on alphabay make 20,000+ sales a year, they know how to ship drugs without it getting detected in transit. USPS can't monitor your mail without a warrant so unless he was on probation for exactly this sort of thing AND they had reason to believe he was back into it they would more than likely never intercept. If you were going to do something like this you'd want to order something detectable (like a large amount of MDMA or Heroin) from the Netherlands or some other country that customs pays extra close attention to, and even then it would have to be a significant enough amount to launch an investigation. There's so much protection in the system against this sort of plan that it's completely infeasible. honestly at this point I am starting to wonder percentage of parcels shipped in the US are drugs. The number has to be staggering. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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Aww, poor thing. A stint in jail will fix that a right up. You'll be able to poop in front of anyone after that.
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P-Mack posted:Agreed. Grab the bull by the horns. berth ell poop
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:52 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm pretty sure there's no "military version" of a Saiga-12 that's banned in the United States. Saigas are pretty common here in all sorts of configurations. I vaguely remember this story (I think) and my impression was this guy was trying to have a Saiga shipped directly to his house. I could be wrong though. It wasn't that the gun itself was illegal in the US.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:53 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My[79F] Granddaughter [21F] is disrespecting me, and I feel like I've offended her. lmao what in the holy hell is this poo poo Thank god my dad is quietly drinking himself to death in the middle of nowhere, colorado.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:56 |
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I like that one of her old lady friends probably heard her story and said, "Oh sweetie I have JUST the place for you to poorly type this out."
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scrubs season six posted:I vaguely remember this story (I think) and my impression was this guy was trying to have a Saiga shipped directly to his house. I could be wrong though. It wasn't that the gun itself was illegal in the US. Nah, importing the gun itself was also illegal; apparently the Saiga itself is directly banned from import due to sanctions as a result of the Crimea annexation.
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Mirthless posted:Nah, importing the gun itself was also illegal; apparently the Saiga itself is directly banned from import due to sanctions as a result of the Crimea annexation. That makes sense. I hadn't considered the Crimea aspect.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:00 |
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boner confessor posted:no i mean like, if joey down the street pissed you off and you know he's on probation, order some lovely weed to his address and watch him go to jail Mirthless posted:it would have to get intercepted, though, and the big vendors on alphabay make 20,000+ sales a year, they know how to ship drugs without it getting detected in transit. USPS can't monitor your mail without a warrant so unless he was on probation for exactly this sort of thing AND they had reason to believe he was back into it they would more than likely never intercept. If you were going to do something like this you'd want to order something detectable (like a large amount of MDMA or Heroin) from the Netherlands or some other country that customs pays extra close attention to, and even then it would have to be a significant enough amount to launch an investigation. There's so much protection in the system against this sort of plan that it's completely infeasible. You could always have it shipped to his house, give him time to open it, then call the police absolutely irate that your loving convict neighbor is opening boxes of drugs on his goddamn porch when there's kids around.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:04 |
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R/relationships: darknet drug frame-up strategy station
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:07 |
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I [24 F] am in need of advice on what to do with my Boyfriend [29 M] of 4 years.quote:To start off, I need to share a bit of background information. My boyfriend and I use to be very active in the bedroom, but it slowly died down and now I suffer almost unbearable pain when we have PIV sex. (I am going to doctors to try and figure out what's going on). Because of this pain, the bedroom has been dry for at least 6 months with attempts to have intercourse randomly dispersed throughout. I'm actually not quite sure what she needs help working through. She allowed her guy to bang other ladies, one accidentally got pregnant, she's terminating it and he will no longer have side pieces. Also, here are her rules about the "coffee breaks" quote:I didn't think I needed to include my rules, but here they are: I don't know what only doggy means.
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Pick posted:Well it's hard because otherwise you could set people up so easily. They need proof that you solicited whatever the shipment was. lol ever hear the story of why the MD police have to actually report on what they are doing with their SWAT teams
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Nazzadan posted:
lol she only wants him doing them from behind so he can't kiss them.
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Nazzadan posted:I don't know what only doggy means.
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Nazzadan posted:I don't know what only doggy means. You don't know what doggy style is or you don't know why she asked for it? Cause this poster nailed the why: Antivehicular posted:I presume "you can't have sex in a position that would result in eye contact because that might be romantic."
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WampaLord posted:You don't know what doggy style is or you don't know why she asked for it? Yeah I meant why she specified that, and those are perfectly logical reasons why. Jokes on her though, he'll just fall in love with their asses.
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Only doggy is so he can't look them in the eyes while loving them. I guess she's ok with him looking them in the butthole though. Edit: beaten Ps. There's no way he followed those rules.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:lol ever hear the story of why the MD police have to actually report on what they are doing with their SWAT teams no
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Also the odds of her getting pregnant the one time they have sex while using a condom and birth control are like...low. Slim. Hell, straight up unprotected sex isn't even close to a pregnancy guarantee for plenty of healthy people.Nazzadan posted:
It's gonna break her heart the next time he wants to do it from behind and then immediately changes his mind.
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I had to dig it up but everyone should read this one, it's a doozy and p much political r/relationships tl;dr not only can you set someone up that way, even if you don't the cops will do it for you A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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I once got one of my packages intercepted. I wasn't worried about it because I knew I hadn't committed any crimes but I was certainly curious what was going on. It was actually a shipment of caribou legskins, hooves-on, which had begun to rot because the moron who sent them to me didn't package them correctly. Apparently the drug dogs thought that this box smelled mighty interesting. Joke was still kind of on me though because they still had me come pick up my legskins, now COMPLETELY rotten. They did apologize to me though for the mistake.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:18 |
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Nazzadan posted:Also, here are her rules about the "coffee breaks"
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Leon Einstein posted:Only doggy is so he can't look them in the eyes while loving them. I guess she's ok with him looking them in the butthole though. Lookin' 'em in the ol' brown eye instead.
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