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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:throw the siggggggn i dont think he'll have sex with the dog, so i think this girl should still have a niche in this environment
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HardDiskD posted:i dont think he'll have sex with the dog, so i think this girl should be fine in the long run I wouldn't be so sure about that
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 16:20 |
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After all the horrible broken people that get posted here,I find my self enjoying these "my parents are gonna ground me" posts I [17M] have been punished for "teasing" my half brother [4M] that his favourite wrestlers AJ Styles and Finn Balor suck. My parents punished me for "teasing him to much" u/AJStyless2h My little brother, Adam is a huge WWE fan. He loves AJ Stlyes. He has an AJ Styles wallet, gloves, Lunch Box, necklace, Hat and I am pretty sure he has a T-Shirt. He does not care that AJ is a bad guy, you can not stop him from jumping up and down when AJ comes out. He met AJ Styles and he says he is really nice. The same goes with him and Finn Balor. Last night I was telling him that Samoa Joe is going going to beat AJ to the point he bleeds. I told him Samoa Joe already beat Finn Balor up. I just wanted to get his reaction. He started to throw a tantrum and told me AJ will beat him up and then me up. I kept teasing him he started to cry because I told him AJ styles sucked. He kept arguing with me. My dad told me to go to my room and leave him alone. He told me when he get's back all I'm going to have left in my room is a bed. What do I do? TL;DR: Teased little brother and now my parents are taking my stuff away.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:After all the horrible broken people that get posted here,I find my self enjoying these "my parents are gonna ground me" posts Dear 17m: Don't pick on your four year old brother you stupid loving rear end in a top hat "Heh, hey reddit, check out how much I owned this little nerd can you fuckin' believe my mom and dad grounded me? don't they know AJ Styles is a Punk?"
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:throw the siggggggn never heard of opening up your relationship to a dog
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:03 |
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Gaunab posted:I (f25) had a wild night just before my fiancé (M26) and I started dating and now I feel like I should tell him about it. This is the kind of stuff that you maybe tell your partner on your death bed during the last seconds of your life. They weren't even dating at the time, so why bother telling him and ruining their relationship forever?
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:This is the kind of stuff that you maybe tell your partner on your death bed during the last seconds of your life. They weren't even dating at the time, so why bother telling him and ruining their relationship forever? Sounds like a really nice death bed discussion.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:This is the kind of stuff that you maybe tell your partner on your death bed during the last seconds of your life. They weren't even dating at the time, so why bother telling him and ruining their relationship forever? WAY TO GO WAMPA!! fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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Andrast posted:Sounds like a really nice death bed discussion. Yeah, she doesn't want her last moments ruined like that. It would be better to print out the reddit post, then append it to her last will and testament, so the truth will finally come out after she's gone.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:13 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:This is the kind of stuff that you maybe tell your partner on your death bed during the last seconds of your life. They weren't even dating at the time, so why bother telling him and ruining their relationship forever? like i said, it'd be one thing if it happened years before - might even be a kinda hot thing to talk about down the road - but the week before? lol, seriously, she wouldn't be helping anybody by talking this one out except maybe absolving herself of guilt, and given that she wasn't in a relationship at the time she doesn't need to feel guilty, anyway. The only reason to really bring it up would be if you were expecting your fiance to meet one of the guys you were involved with in the gangbang and you didn't want him to find out from them.
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Mirthless posted:Dear 17m: Don't pick on your four year old brother you stupid loving rear end in a top hat actually teasing your siblings is hilarious tho he shouldn't have made him cry, because now AJ Styles is going to put him in a body bag
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:15 |
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getting teased a bunch he don't want none
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:21 |
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His little brother did the right thing, tagging in a partner to take the chair to a weak rear end jabroni trying to trashtalk is a time honored tradition.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:28 |
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Zelder posted:actually teasing your siblings is hilarious somebody should clue AJ Styles into this situation maybe he really can take this punk out
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:29 |
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There's like a 0% chance that gangbang girl doesn't end up doing another gangbang, even while dating her new dude.
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WampaLord posted:There's like a 0% chance that gangbang girl doesn't end up doing another gangbang, even while dating her new dude. honestly, if it's real I feel like she really wants to tell him about the gangbang so she can talk him into organizing one. It's the only reason I can think of to mention it.
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Mirthless posted:like i said, it'd be one thing if it happened years before - might even be a kinda hot thing to talk about down the road - but the week before? lol, seriously, she wouldn't be helping anybody by talking this one out except maybe absolving herself of guilt, and given that she wasn't in a relationship at the time she doesn't need to feel guilty, anyway. The only reason to really bring it up would be if you were expecting your fiance to meet one of the guys you were involved with in the gangbang and you didn't want him to find out from them. Assuming this is legit and not just wankfiction (pffffthahahaha yeah right) then this girl probably has some issues and isn’t the best at making decisions. If getting gangbanged by two dudes you don’t know isn’t enough, she decided to let her friend know she had feelings for him (without knowing if he had feelings for her) not by confessing or inviting him on a date or whatever, but by spontaneously making out with him then loving him. Maybe I’m a prude or something but that seems a bit of a rush into things. Also her wanting to bring up poly stuff, and we all know how well that turns out and how emotionally secure those relationships are.
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CodfishCartographer posted:Assuming this is legit and not just wankfiction (pffffthahahaha yeah right) then this girl probably has some issues and isn’t the best at making decisions. If getting gangbanged by two dudes you don’t know isn’t enough, she decided to let her friend know she had feelings for him (without knowing if he had feelings for her) not by confessing or inviting him on a date or whatever, but by spontaneously making out with him then loving him. oh wow I missed the part where she'd hinted at wanting to have a three-way with him in that post, i guess I just skimmed it Yeah she is definitely trying to angle for another threesome and "confessing" about the thing she did is just the convoluted way her brain is getting to that destination imo. (it's wank fiction for sure though)
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:37 |
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my wife wants DVDA doo dah doo dah
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:41 |
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I don't understand why it's wank fiction just because a girl is enjoying some loving in it? I guess she does go into a bit of needless detail about where the jizz ended up.
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Moridin920 posted:I don't understand why it's wank fiction just because a girl is enjoying some loving in it? It's because of how explicit it's written
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Moridin920 posted:I don't understand why it's wank fiction just because a girl is enjoying some loving in it? There's no need to go into how hard she orgasmed, if it was real and not wank fiction she'd just say "I did a gangbang and it was cool, should I tell new guy about it?"
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:52 |
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The way it’s written, and also because “this guy didn’t confess that he liked me, so I just made out with him then we hosed!!” which sounds like lonely nerd fantasy. Her giving an “edit" though is a surprising amount of dedication since I’d expect the author to just forget it after posting, so who the gently caress knows.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:52 |
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'I felt so wonderful and so slutty' is lifted verbatim from bad porn. That doesn't mean a woman didn't write it but I'm pretty sure it means it didn't happen.
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Am I [23M] an rear end in a top hat for blocking my ex [25M]?quote:Met five months ago, dating for three. For reference, we're both early twenties transmen, and he has a form of PTSD and anxiety. We are also both poly, though I don't think that matters for this specific story.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:56 |
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And now, the most naive girl in the world! My (21m) girlfriend (20f) of ~1 year was approached at a mall by a "modeling rep." It has to be a scam (or worse) but she is insistent that she meet up with this guy at his apartment. What the hell do I do? quote:Over the Xmas holiday my girlfriend and I were at the mall. I went inside a store and looked out the window and there was this guy, I'd say in his late 20s/early 30s talking to my girlfriend. He very much looked like a "normal" guy (as in not someone who was dressed to look and act like a professional). As soon as I got done checking out I went outside and the guy very quickly finished up his conversation and left. This guy absolutely needs to go along or otherwise she's getting raped.
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WampaLord posted:And now, the most naive girl in the world! He should just have her watch a handful of the SVU episodes where this exact thing happens.
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Pick posted:Weddings are insanely expensive, I had a friend who had a $15,000 wedding (as in, I know specifically because she was discussing this with me) that ultimately felt really bare-bones and kind of crummy. Frankly I'd have gone Full lovely (like "in a park and each person brings a plush frog and nothing else") or gone up to like $30,000 for exactly what I wanted (lots of frogs). See but I feel like that's because she told people she was planning a wedding; like if you're hiring a photographer and you go "I need you to just take some photos of this party" it'll be like a few hundred bucks but you say "I need you to take some photos of this wedding reception" to the exact same person and it'll be like a couple thousand. Like bros no way does it cost $15,000 to throw a good party sorry but it doesn't. Not unless you're inviting way more people than you really need to be.
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CodfishCartographer posted:The way its written, and also because this guy didnt confess that he liked me, so I just made out with him then we hosed!! which sounds like lonely nerd fantasy. Her giving an edit" though is a surprising amount of dedication since Id expect the author to just forget it after posting, so who the gently caress knows. Really, if it was any one thing I'd chalk it up to a girl who just knows what she wants sexually and isn't afraid to be blunt & dirty about it but the distance to which the poster goes and the sheer amount of explicit stuff they jammed into the story is just implausible, it reads like a penthouse forum submission rather than a request for advice. I think there are plenty of women out there who think like this and have this kind of approach to sex but I also think they know how gross men are and aren't likely to broadcast that information to Reddit in the form of a request-for-advice post, of all things WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Am I [23M] an rear end in a top hat for blocking my ex [25M]? The constant violation of his privacy and refusal to change is hosed up and a good reason to break up. It's really immensely lovely to bail on somebody going through a mental health crisis, but they've been dating for three loving months, it is way too early to reach such an insane level of drama and codependence in a relationship.
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Hope AJ Styles gives big bro a Phenomenal Forearm followed by a Styles Clash.
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It's a pretty well known scam. They tell you how great a model you'd be, you pay for the photo shoot/headshots and continue to do so always with the promise of them being your agent or whatever. Usually they try and bang you as wellMoridin920 posted:See but I feel like that's because she told people she was planning a wedding; like if you're hiring a photographer and you go "I need you to just take some photos of this party" it'll be like a few hundred bucks but you say "I need you to take some photos of this wedding reception" to the exact same person and it'll be like a couple thousand. It doesn't have to cost that much but don't act like any jack off with a point and shoot is going to produce the same quality as a professional photographer. Those packages also usually include prints, photo discs, some photographers stay the entire night and day. You get what you pay for. There is a reason caterers, bakers, video/photographers are expensive. 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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WampaLord posted:And now, the most naive girl in the world! gently caress that, sever.
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*walks around a mall* "Hello, want to come into my apartment alone so i may ...take some pictures" Girl: this sounds like a great idea
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54 40 or gently caress posted:It doesn't have to cost that much but don't act like any jack off with a point and shoot is going to produce the same quality as a professional photographer. Those packages also usually include prints, photo discs, some photographers stay the entire night and day. You get what you pay for. There is a reason caterers, bakers, video/photographers are expensive. I don't think I did say any jack off with a camera will do the job, I simply said as soon as people know you're doing a wedding they mark the costs up on you for no good reason. Also those package deal things are a rip off 95% of the time. You can get your own prints made at just as high a quality at a professional shop for a fraction of the price once they give you the photos/negatives/rolls. Sorry but a party for say ~50ish people doesn't have to be $15k+ for it to be a great time. Usually a large part of that cost is the venue too so if you can restrain yourself from booking it at a fancy hotel/resort you're already saving tons of cash. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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Tiny Deer posted:'I felt so wonderful and so slutty' is lifted verbatim from bad porn. That doesn't mean a woman didn't write it but I'm pretty sure it means it didn't happen. Right. It's very likely OP is a woman in an actual long-term relationship with this guy, but it's about equally as likely she's all horned up this week and decided to write some *~scandalous~* erotic fiction. Now why she chose reddit to post it on of all places is the real question... Her relationship with her fiance starting out with making out and banging all night is entirely believable though. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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Yeah I don't think anyone is going to disagree big parties are expensive, but the wedding industry markups are a very well documented phenomenon
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I think it's a kidnapping story. If she's from a well off family and naive enough to go to some dude's apartment by herself, someone is probably planning to snatch her for ransom.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:17 |
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More likely it's a "pay me for head shots also if you gently caress me your odds are better" type deal but I might be being naive I guess.Tiny Deer posted:'I felt so wonderful and so slutty' is lifted verbatim from bad porn. That doesn't mean a woman didn't write it but I'm pretty sure it means it didn't happen. I've heard women saying that before though. Women can enjoy loving you know. The fact that is was super explicit is a better argument imo 'cuz there's not any reason to go into that much detail when asking for Reddit advice.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:18 |
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i'm a huge slut too but i don't go around calling myself a slut, that's lame
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There's basically no one who writes "I felt so wonderful and so slutty", unless they are very drunk or fakeposting, so yes.
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