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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

throw the siggggggn



My [25F] boyfriend [30M] of 2 years shows me way less affection now he has a dog

i dont think he'll have sex with the dog, so i think this girl should still have a niche in this environment

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Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


HardDiskD posted:

i dont think he'll have sex with the dog, so i think this girl should be fine in the long run

I wouldn't be so sure about that

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
After all the horrible broken people that get posted here,I find my self enjoying these "my parents are gonna ground me" posts



I [17M] have been punished for "teasing" my half brother [4M] that his favourite wrestlers AJ Styles and Finn Balor suck. My parents punished me for "teasing him to much"

u/AJStyless2h

My little brother, Adam is a huge WWE fan. He loves AJ Stlyes. He has an AJ Styles wallet, gloves, Lunch Box, necklace, Hat and I am pretty sure he has a T-Shirt. He does not care that AJ is a bad guy, you can not stop him from jumping up and down when AJ comes out. He met AJ Styles and he says he is really nice. The same goes with him and Finn Balor.

Last night I was telling him that Samoa Joe is going going to beat AJ to the point he bleeds. I told him Samoa Joe already beat Finn Balor up. I just wanted to get his reaction. He started to throw a tantrum and told me AJ will beat him up and then me up. I kept teasing him he started to cry because I told him AJ styles sucked. He kept arguing with me. My dad told me to go to my room and leave him alone. He told me when he get's back all I'm going to have left in my room is a bed.

What do I do?

TL;DR: Teased little brother and now my parents are taking my stuff away.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Ride The Gravitron posted:

After all the horrible broken people that get posted here,I find my self enjoying these "my parents are gonna ground me" posts



I [17M] have been punished for "teasing" my half brother [4M] that his favourite wrestlers AJ Styles and Finn Balor suck. My parents punished me for "teasing him to much"

u/AJStyless2h

My little brother, Adam is a huge WWE fan. He loves AJ Stlyes. He has an AJ Styles wallet, gloves, Lunch Box, necklace, Hat and I am pretty sure he has a T-Shirt. He does not care that AJ is a bad guy, you can not stop him from jumping up and down when AJ comes out. He met AJ Styles and he says he is really nice. The same goes with him and Finn Balor.

Last night I was telling him that Samoa Joe is going going to beat AJ to the point he bleeds. I told him Samoa Joe already beat Finn Balor up. I just wanted to get his reaction. He started to throw a tantrum and told me AJ will beat him up and then me up. I kept teasing him he started to cry because I told him AJ styles sucked. He kept arguing with me. My dad told me to go to my room and leave him alone. He told me when he get's back all I'm going to have left in my room is a bed.

What do I do?

TL;DR: Teased little brother and now my parents are taking my stuff away.

Dear 17m: Don't pick on your four year old brother you stupid loving rear end in a top hat

"Heh, hey reddit, check out how much I owned this little nerd :smug: can you fuckin' believe my mom and dad grounded me? don't they know AJ Styles is a Punk?"

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

throw the siggggggn



My [25F] boyfriend [30M] of 2 years shows me way less affection now he has a dog

never heard of opening up your relationship to a dog

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Gaunab posted:

I (f25) had a wild night just before my fiancé (M26) and I started dating and now I feel like I should tell him about it.

This is the kind of stuff that you maybe tell your partner on your death bed during the last seconds of your life. They weren't even dating at the time, so why bother telling him and ruining their relationship forever?

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Cough Drop The Beat posted:

This is the kind of stuff that you maybe tell your partner on your death bed during the last seconds of your life. They weren't even dating at the time, so why bother telling him and ruining their relationship forever?

Sounds like a really nice death bed discussion.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

This is the kind of stuff that you maybe tell your partner on your death bed during the last seconds of your life. They weren't even dating at the time, so why bother telling him and ruining their relationship forever?
e: lol misread that

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jan 17, 2017

Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe

Andrast posted:

Sounds like a really nice death bed discussion.

Yeah, she doesn't want her last moments ruined like that. It would be better to print out the reddit post, then append it to her last will and testament, so the truth will finally come out after she's gone.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

This is the kind of stuff that you maybe tell your partner on your death bed during the last seconds of your life. They weren't even dating at the time, so why bother telling him and ruining their relationship forever?

like i said, it'd be one thing if it happened years before - might even be a kinda hot thing to talk about down the road - but the week before? lol, seriously, she wouldn't be helping anybody by talking this one out except maybe absolving herself of guilt, and given that she wasn't in a relationship at the time she doesn't need to feel guilty, anyway. The only reason to really bring it up would be if you were expecting your fiance to meet one of the guys you were involved with in the gangbang and you didn't want him to find out from them.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Mirthless posted:

Dear 17m: Don't pick on your four year old brother you stupid loving rear end in a top hat

"Heh, hey reddit, check out how much I owned this little nerd :smug: can you fuckin' believe my mom and dad grounded me? don't they know AJ Styles is a Punk?"

actually teasing your siblings is hilarious

tho he shouldn't have made him cry, because now AJ Styles is going to put him in a body bag

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
getting teased a bunch
he don't want none

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

His little brother did the right thing, tagging in a partner to take the chair to a weak rear end jabroni trying to trashtalk is a time honored tradition.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Zelder posted:

actually teasing your siblings is hilarious

tho he shouldn't have made him cry, because now AJ Styles is going to put him in a body bag

somebody should clue AJ Styles into this situation maybe he really can take this punk out

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

There's like a 0% chance that gangbang girl doesn't end up doing another gangbang, even while dating her new dude.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

WampaLord posted:

There's like a 0% chance that gangbang girl doesn't end up doing another gangbang, even while dating her new dude.

honestly, if it's real I feel like she really wants to tell him about the gangbang so she can talk him into organizing one. It's the only reason I can think of to mention it. :shrug:

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Mirthless posted:

like i said, it'd be one thing if it happened years before - might even be a kinda hot thing to talk about down the road - but the week before? lol, seriously, she wouldn't be helping anybody by talking this one out except maybe absolving herself of guilt, and given that she wasn't in a relationship at the time she doesn't need to feel guilty, anyway. The only reason to really bring it up would be if you were expecting your fiance to meet one of the guys you were involved with in the gangbang and you didn't want him to find out from them.

Assuming this is legit and not just wankfiction (pffffthahahaha yeah right) then this girl probably has some issues and isn’t the best at making decisions. If getting gangbanged by two dudes you don’t know isn’t enough, she decided to let her friend know she had feelings for him (without knowing if he had feelings for her) not by confessing or inviting him on a date or whatever, but by spontaneously making out with him then loving him.

Maybe I’m a prude or something but that seems a bit of a rush into things. Also her wanting to bring up poly stuff, and we all know how well that turns out and how emotionally secure those relationships are.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

CodfishCartographer posted:

Assuming this is legit and not just wankfiction (pffffthahahaha yeah right) then this girl probably has some issues and isn’t the best at making decisions. If getting gangbanged by two dudes you don’t know isn’t enough, she decided to let her friend know she had feelings for him (without knowing if he had feelings for her) not by confessing or inviting him on a date or whatever, but by spontaneously making out with him then loving him.

Maybe I’m a prude or something but that seems a bit of a rush into things. Also her wanting to bring up poly stuff, and we all know how well that turns out and how emotionally secure those relationships are.

oh wow I missed the part where she'd hinted at wanting to have a three-way with him in that post, i guess I just skimmed it

Yeah she is definitely trying to angle for another threesome and "confessing" about the thing she did is just the convoluted way her brain is getting to that destination imo.

(it's wank fiction for sure though)

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

my wife wants DVDA
doo dah
doo dah

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I don't understand why it's wank fiction just because a girl is enjoying some loving in it?

I guess she does go into a bit of needless detail about where the jizz ended up.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

I don't understand why it's wank fiction just because a girl is enjoying some loving in it?

I guess she does go into a bit of needless detail about where the jizz ended up.

It's because of how explicit it's written

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

I don't understand why it's wank fiction just because a girl is enjoying some loving in it?

I guess she does go into a bit of needless detail about where the jizz ended up.

There's no need to go into how hard she orgasmed, if it was real and not wank fiction she'd just say "I did a gangbang and it was cool, should I tell new guy about it?"

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
The way it’s written, and also because “this guy didn’t confess that he liked me, so I just made out with him then we hosed!!” which sounds like lonely nerd fantasy. Her giving an “edit" though is a surprising amount of dedication since I’d expect the author to just forget it after posting, so who the gently caress knows.

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

'I felt so wonderful and so slutty' is lifted verbatim from bad porn. That doesn't mean a woman didn't write it but I'm pretty sure it means it didn't happen.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
Am I [23M] an rear end in a top hat for blocking my ex [25M]?

quote:

Met five months ago, dating for three. For reference, we're both early twenties transmen, and he has a form of PTSD and anxiety. We are also both poly, though I don't think that matters for this specific story.

Yesterday while talking, we ran into a pretty big incompatibility between us. If it's needed, here it is: he has two friends he tells absolutely everything to, because keeping secrets is a trigger for him. I am a private person, and don't want these people I'd be running into every so often knowing things like my kinks or darker parts of my past. A very important thing in a relationship for me is openness, and I didn't feel like I could be in a relationship with someone I couldn't be open with. He agreed it was an incompatibility, but refused to change his methods (not that I was asking him to, he just made that a clear point). He said it was my choice since I was the private one, and I told him I'd think.

After a time of thinking, I decided that it was too much, and texted him as such. He got mad about being broken up over text, which is legitimate, but he had told me once to never call him no matter what, because it would make him freak out. He called me yelling that it was a dick move, which I apologized for. The conversation bounced between him trying to bargain with me (what if I tell people you don't meet? or people online? what if I get therapy and get past this, can we get back together?) and getting pissed with me (your definition of relationship is wrong, why can't you just get over this). Despite this, I was still thinking of trying to be his friend, since I do still care about him. The call ended, and he left to go talk to his friends about everything.

A few hours later, I get a text saying that I was an rear end in a top hat for using the word "break up" and going about things "in the most needlessly painful way possible," since "in cis het relationships 'break up' means 'gently caress off and never talk to me again.'" I told him that I used that word since it's what we were doing, and you can break up and be friends. He continued picking a fight about me being needlessly cruel, turning to personal insults. I kept replying forms of "I'm not going to fight." He kept going and going, so I asked why he kept making fights to try and win (not the first time he's done this). He replied "Because maybe if I do it won't be true anymore." He went on to explain that he was trying to deny it was happening with the fight, and I just.. shut down, emotionally. I told him to leave me alone. He replied "Please don't go away." I replied that I was hurting too, I didn't want to break up but the incompatibility basically required it, and to leave me alone. He said okay, then sent two final texts: "I'm not handling this well," and "I've lost everything this month" (I'll explain that further down).

This morning, I woke up to a text from him. "I need to tell you something important over my lunch break. I am going to call. This is not going to happen over text message."

Seeing that and feeling the knot in my chest, I knew I couldn't do it anymore. It could be an apology, or another fight, or him telling me he tried to kill himself (a tactic my abusive ex tried, so it's a worry for me). I blocked him on everything I could think of. It hurt, because I am worried about him and how he's dealing with this, but I just couldn't do it anymore.

More on his side: Like I said, he has PTSD and anxiety, and the holidays gently caress him up a bit. This Christmas his dad disowned him due to extreme transphobia fueled by Trump and the election (please don't start a war in the comments about this), which led to him losing contact with over half of his family, which hurt him deeply. He also lost his job from transphobia (though he is suing for discrimination), and while he recently got a better job, he's still shaken up about it. His PTSD also leads to a real fear of abandonment, which I think fueled at least part of his reaction. I don't doubt he cares about me.

My side: I am so tired. He has a way of turning things into fights (he has at least one public FB fight a day), and I never fight. Have disagreements, sure, but never pull out the shouting or personal insults or what have you. He started two fights on New Years; one about me 'abandoning' him for going to a different party than him, and one about me not telling him that I ended up near his house at the end of the night (cleaning up my sick friend, not partying it up). He also told me 'I love you' during all that, which weirded me out, but have generally ignored. He's a whirlwind of drama that reminds me of my abusive ex, and while I wouldn't call him abusive, he's just exhausting, and I don't have the emotional resources to deal with it.

TL;DR: Blocked my ex after a day-long break up process that turned into him fighting me over text. He's had an awful past few months and some mental disorders that contributed to his reaction. Am I an rear end in a top hat for blocking him before he could call today?
Just pretend all of this is bolded

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

And now, the most naive girl in the world!

My (21m) girlfriend (20f) of ~1 year was approached at a mall by a "modeling rep." It has to be a scam (or worse) but she is insistent that she meet up with this guy at his apartment. What the hell do I do?

quote:

Over the Xmas holiday my girlfriend and I were at the mall. I went inside a store and looked out the window and there was this guy, I'd say in his late 20s/early 30s talking to my girlfriend. He very much looked like a "normal" guy (as in not someone who was dressed to look and act like a professional). As soon as I got done checking out I went outside and the guy very quickly finished up his conversation and left.

I asked her what that was all about (thinking he was hitting on her and I could goof on her about it) and she explained that he was a modeling scout and that he had invited her for a test shoot.
There's so many reasons this is BS.

he gave her his number on a scrap of paper because he was so "busy" he'd given away all his business cards.

He claims to have been a photographer since 2005 but has no professional website, no Instagram, no facebook, nothing.

When I google search his name (fairly common) there isn't a single thing to suggest that anyone with this name has anything to do with modeling. But there's also no returns of some sort of scam happening at this particular mall.

hate to say this as well and while my girlfriend is very attractive to me, she's 5'2" and frankly not the type of girl that gets pulled off the street to be a model.

My girlfriend comes from an extremely well off background and is very naive (I don't mean to be insulting, it's just reality) and has absolutely no people sense or street smarts. She is 100% convinced this is a real offer of modeling and has an appointment to meet this guy on Wednesday. I did an address search and it's just his apartment. They aren't bad apartments, but not super nice either. I told her I would go with her, or that she needs to take a friend with her and she told me that the "photographer" said that other people mess up the vibe of the shoot and she won't let come.

So unless I put her in handcuffs, she's going tomorrow. Despite all the weirdness about this she is somehow convinced that she got herself some sort of modeling test shoot. I don't know what to do.
Here's what I THINK my options may be:

a. ultimatum time: I don't want to be with someone this naive anyways so if she goes its over.
b. I follow her and sit in the parking lot and hope that she comes out ok, but at least I know where she is.
c. Follow her and pop up at the guys door and insist I come in and meet him first.
d. Call the cops...probably nothing will happen but at least they know.
e. Anything else anyone here can recommend.

I'm 100% convinced this guy is setting her up to take pics to share online (at best) or may actually get her inside to assault her (at worst). There's no way he's a professional photographer and this whole situation sucks so bad.
tl;dr: My girlfriend is planning on meeting some creepy guy she met at a mall to do a "modeling shoot." I know it's a scam but she won't be convinced and is planning on going to his apartment tomorrow. How do I stop her?

edit: just talked with police non-emergency and they said they really don't have a lot to go on. I gave them the address and no quick returns of problems from that particular location. The lady (not sure if she was a police woman or not) just advised me to tell me girlfriend to be cautious and that GF should absolutely have someone go with her. But thats about all they can do ATM.

edit2: just got off the phone with one of the housekeepers. They are going to drive up to try and talk some sense in her. They have known Lindsey since she was a baby so I hope this works. They wouldn't tell me where her parents were but this housekeeper has been with the family for years so I really hope this works.

This guy absolutely needs to go along or otherwise she's getting raped.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

WampaLord posted:

And now, the most naive girl in the world!

My (21m) girlfriend (20f) of ~1 year was approached at a mall by a "modeling rep." It has to be a scam (or worse) but she is insistent that she meet up with this guy at his apartment. What the hell do I do?


This guy absolutely needs to go along or otherwise she's getting raped.
I think "just raped" is actually the best case scenario if he doesn't go with her.

He should just have her watch a handful of the SVU episodes where this exact thing happens.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

Weddings are insanely expensive, I had a friend who had a $15,000 wedding (as in, I know specifically because she was discussing this with me) that ultimately felt really bare-bones and kind of crummy. Frankly I'd have gone Full lovely (like "in a park and each person brings a plush frog and nothing else") or gone up to like $30,000 for exactly what I wanted (lots of frogs).

See but I feel like that's because she told people she was planning a wedding; like if you're hiring a photographer and you go "I need you to just take some photos of this party" it'll be like a few hundred bucks but you say "I need you to take some photos of this wedding reception" to the exact same person and it'll be like a couple thousand.

Like bros no way does it cost $15,000 to throw a good party sorry but it doesn't. Not unless you're inviting way more people than you really need to be.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

CodfishCartographer posted:

The way it’s written, and also because “this guy didn’t confess that he liked me, so I just made out with him then we hosed!!” which sounds like lonely nerd fantasy. Her giving an “edit" though is a surprising amount of dedication since I’d expect the author to just forget it after posting, so who the gently caress knows.

Really, if it was any one thing I'd chalk it up to a girl who just knows what she wants sexually and isn't afraid to be blunt & dirty about it but the distance to which the poster goes and the sheer amount of explicit stuff they jammed into the story is just implausible, it reads like a penthouse forum submission rather than a request for advice.

I think there are plenty of women out there who think like this and have this kind of approach to sex but I also think they know how gross men are and aren't likely to broadcast that information to Reddit in the form of a request-for-advice post, of all things


WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

Am I [23M] an rear end in a top hat for blocking my ex [25M]?
Just pretend all of this is bolded

The constant violation of his privacy and refusal to change is hosed up and a good reason to break up. It's really immensely lovely to bail on somebody going through a mental health crisis, but they've been dating for three loving months, it is way too early to reach such an insane level of drama and codependence in a relationship.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Hope AJ Styles gives big bro a Phenomenal Forearm followed by a Styles Clash.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
It's a pretty well known scam. They tell you how great a model you'd be, you pay for the photo shoot/headshots and continue to do so always with the promise of them being your agent or whatever. Usually they try and bang you as well

Moridin920 posted:

See but I feel like that's because she told people she was planning a wedding; like if you're hiring a photographer and you go "I need you to just take some photos of this party" it'll be like a few hundred bucks but you say "I need you to take some photos of this wedding reception" to the exact same person and it'll be like a couple thousand.

Like bros no way does it cost $15,000 to throw a good party sorry but it doesn't. Not unless you're inviting way more people than you really need to be.

It doesn't have to cost that much but don't act like any jack off with a point and shoot is going to produce the same quality as a professional photographer. Those packages also usually include prints, photo discs, some photographers stay the entire night and day. You get what you pay for. There is a reason caterers, bakers, video/photographers are expensive.

54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jan 17, 2017

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

WampaLord posted:

And now, the most naive girl in the world!

My (21m) girlfriend (20f) of ~1 year was approached at a mall by a "modeling rep." It has to be a scam (or worse) but she is insistent that she meet up with this guy at his apartment. What the hell do I do?


This guy absolutely needs to go along or otherwise she's getting raped.

gently caress that, sever.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
*walks around a mall*

"Hello, want to come into my apartment alone so i may ...take some pictures"

Girl: this sounds like a great idea

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

54 40 or gently caress posted:

It doesn't have to cost that much but don't act like any jack off with a point and shoot is going to produce the same quality as a professional photographer. Those packages also usually include prints, photo discs, some photographers stay the entire night and day. You get what you pay for. There is a reason caterers, bakers, video/photographers are expensive.

I don't think I did say any jack off with a camera will do the job, I simply said as soon as people know you're doing a wedding they mark the costs up on you for no good reason. Also those package deal things are a rip off 95% of the time. You can get your own prints made at just as high a quality at a professional shop for a fraction of the price once they give you the photos/negatives/rolls.

Sorry but a party for say ~50ish people doesn't have to be $15k+ for it to be a great time.

Usually a large part of that cost is the venue too so if you can restrain yourself from booking it at a fancy hotel/resort you're already saving tons of cash.

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jan 17, 2017

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Tiny Deer posted:

'I felt so wonderful and so slutty' is lifted verbatim from bad porn. That doesn't mean a woman didn't write it but I'm pretty sure it means it didn't happen.

Right. It's very likely OP is a woman in an actual long-term relationship with this guy, but it's about equally as likely she's all horned up this week and decided to write some *~scandalous~* erotic fiction. Now why she chose reddit to post it on of all places is the real question...

Her relationship with her fiance starting out with making out and banging all night is entirely believable though.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jan 17, 2017

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
Yeah I don't think anyone is going to disagree big parties are expensive, but the wedding industry markups are a very well documented phenomenon

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I think it's a kidnapping story. If she's from a well off family and naive enough to go to some dude's apartment by herself, someone is probably planning to snatch her for ransom.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
More likely it's a "pay me for head shots also if you gently caress me your odds are better" type deal but I might be being naive I guess.

Tiny Deer posted:

'I felt so wonderful and so slutty' is lifted verbatim from bad porn. That doesn't mean a woman didn't write it but I'm pretty sure it means it didn't happen.

I've heard women saying that before though. Women can enjoy loving you know. The fact that is was super explicit is a better argument imo 'cuz there's not any reason to go into that much detail when asking for Reddit advice.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i'm a huge slut too but i don't go around calling myself a slut, that's lame

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
There's basically no one who writes "I felt so wonderful and so slutty", unless they are very drunk or fakeposting, so yes.

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