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ESRB posted:... clothed alien/human characters may prop a partner on top of a space console, clear away the clutter from a bed-slab, unzip a future-blouse, or just talk it out. Though an alien/human may gyrate her hips while on top (fleeting—one-to-two seconds), actual sex is never depicted—the camera cuts away to space furniture and ceilings. Yeah, ME2 was their best one.
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Lmao if you don't laugh the entire time the manchildren known as video game makers are portraying sex on the screen I have faith in the ability of video games to portray romance in a believable manner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNRaTejGNps
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Enigmatic Cakelord posted:Yeah, ME2 was their best one. they could have had like 200% more space in that description ... space-clothed alien/space-human characters may prop a space-partner on top of a space console, clear away the space-clutter from a space-bed-slab, unzip a future-space-blouse, or just space-talk it out. Though an space-alien/space-human may space-gyrate her space-hips while on top (fleeting—one-to-two space-seconds), actual space-sex is never depicted—the space-camera space-cuts away to space furniture and space-ceilings.
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Jan 20, 2017 06:24
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A future blouse and space furniture are so funny. Is the furniture actually in space? Does she ever wear past or present blouses?
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Torrannor posted:So Andromeda will have "moderate impact nudity" and "strong impact sex", while Witcher 3 had "strong impact nudity" and "high impact sex", a step up in both categories. At least that means Bioware won't try to score points with the audience for having the most graphic sex ever. Hopefully they rather used the graphic design time to improve the facial animations. For context, Witcher 3 had full body nudity but no visible genitals. So in MEA there will probably be toplessness but everyone keep their briefs and panties on? And which is more intense between high and strong? I really wanted someone who bought the first game because of Fox News to sue them.
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The MSJ posted:For context, Witcher 3 had full body nudity but no visible genitals. So in MEA there will probably be toplessness but everyone keep their briefs and panties on? And which is more intense between high and strong? Nah, DAI had full body and got the same "strong" rating as Andromeda. Witcher probably got high rating because of the brothel scenes, it's the frequency (and sheer number) they can occur that bumps it up over DAI and probably Andromeda.
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Lmao if you don't laugh the entire time the manchildren known as video game makers are portraying sex on the screen No I'm usually too busy cringing. But there's a market for it so we're along for the ride, I guess. Someone should make a mod that replaces all sex scenes with crayon stick figures drawn on paper rubbing against each other while heavy breathing plays loudly.
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SubponticatePoster posted:I'm sorry, but if you are dissing the Eurythmics I'm going to have to ask you to step outside, sir. I'm dissing the Asari (and Annie Lennox) for the stupid eye makeup.
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Jan 20, 2017 08:08
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I say just intercut some hardcore porn whenever there is a sex scene.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:some dude, i think a goon made a fan launch trailer for me3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX1fs0_Rbbk that trailer is in fact quite good. really used a lot of scenes well, i liked the little moment with Liara's time capsule. it even introduces kai leng.
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Kai Leng would have worked a lot better if he had his own crew & ship that acted as a foil to yours. But I guess that would have required more effort and compromised the Mary Sue sooooo
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Codependent Poster posted:Looks like the ratings are the same as DA:I. God I love ESRB descriptions.
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And everyone was worried about facial animations being wooden. Clearly they're spending all the dev time and effort on more important things like bouncing tits, whipping hair and realistically flexing rear end muscles mid coitus. Maybe secret alien party member will be a suit of armor with a butt where the face normally goes to save on dialogue animations. DancingShade fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Jan 20, 2017 |
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Jan 20, 2017 11:54
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Miranda was already a squad mate, dude.
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BexGu posted:Shouldn't the multiplayer beta happen sometime around now? Feels like EA made some noise about it and then just quietly dropped the whole thing. https://beacon.bioware.com/
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Jan 20, 2017 14:05
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It went from a Beta to a "Tech Test." And no one has leaked that they're playing yet.
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Gave up all that juicy info about myself obly to find out in the second step that the test is for consoles only.
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Number Ten Cocks posted:It went from a Beta to a "Tech Test." And no one has leaked that they're playing yet. I'm dumb, I don't know what the difference is.
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BexGu posted:Shouldn't the multiplayer beta happen sometime around now? Feels like EA made some noise about it and then just quietly dropped the whole thing. Around this time in ME3's cycle Bioware dropped the MP demo on Origin, and despite only having two stages and one enemy faction it completely owned and was all I played for 1.5 months right up to the release of ME3.
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We'll learn that the cover mechanic has been removed from multiplayer and replaced with a Have Sex special action button on the gamepad.
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Number Ten Cocks posted:It went from a Beta to a "Tech Test." And no one has leaked that they're playing yet. There's no industry standard for what either of these terms mean. It's at the discretion of the developer. Always assume it's a marketing buzzword when you are the player and you're signing up for access to a games so called "test."
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Let's go with the most alarmist possible interpretation then.
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Jan 20, 2017 16:14
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Game is cancelled, enjoy your DA2 remaster.
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Orv posted:Game is cancelled, enjoy your DA2 remaster.  The strong impact sex we deserve.
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ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS READY?!
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exquisite tea posted:Around this time in ME3's cycle Bioware dropped the MP demo on Origin, and despite only having two stages and one enemy faction it completely owned and was all I played for 1.5 months right up to the release of ME3. Which is why I was wondering what the hell is going on after the massive success that the ME3 multiplayer was. I guess EA figures it just better to keep quit
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Honestly a broken link is about what it deserves.
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marshmallow creep posted:Honestly a broken link is about what it deserves. Your avatar just makes me so fuckin' depressed...but not as depressed as watching this presidential inauguration. 
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Drifter posted:Your avatar just makes me so fuckin' depressed...but not as depressed as watching this presidential inauguration. I'm posting from one of Obama's ark ships
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:I'm posting from one of Obama's ark ships Aaaahhh... that explains why the ACA turned out to be so surprisingly expensive.
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EA access members get to play ME:A for 10 hours starting March 16 https://www.ea.com/eaaccess/news/th...s=1484945347563
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ooooh is that just the xbox version or is there a pc equivalent i can sub to for a month?
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Bud K ninja sword posted:ooooh That page is just talking about ea access and not origin access, but I don't know why they wouldn't do it on both. I guess we'll have to just wait and see.
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$5 to play it early? I might do that.
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Paying five bucks a week early to play a little demo? Jesus, you people. I guess if they've already scammed you into preordering it hey might as well fleece even more money out of you. tayvaan posted:EA access members get to play ME:A for 10 hours starting March 16 This should be good for initial reviews. Looking forward to reading about those first ten hours... 
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To be fair having an access subscription gives you a 10% discount on purchases so if you end up buying the game you aren't paying any more. If its a dud you are out $5 though, for sure
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Drifter posted:Paying five bucks a week early to play a little demo? EA Access does have other perks associated with it, but I wouldn't pay for it just to play one game early.
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