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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


OK so actually if it has any carapace weapons it can still shoot you with those while you're in the trench.

But yes this is still also extremely dumb and a very funny way to nerf some extraordinarily expensive models.

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BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
the carapace weapons are like those little deathstar turret that don't hit anything important

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Didn't Fantasy have some models/units that didn't make the jumps between editions? I can't think of any but could swear there were.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Chaos dwarfs

Came back in resin and then got sigmar.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Didn't Fantasy have some models/units that didn't make the jumps between editions? I can't think of any but could swear there were.

Like 1/3 of the O&G army from 4th to 6th.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Forest Goblins disappeared entirely at one point, not sure if they're back beyond spider riders and such, but back in the day you had forest, dark and common goblins all in different infantry units. I think common goblins had better leadership, and then forest maybe had poison (and their shaman could take mushrooms), and night goblins had the initiative bonus. And fanatics.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Ugleb posted:

I haven't actually played 40k in something like 15 years but my impression is that it needs a clean break and hard reset. Carrying over old codices from edition to edition means that you can't really fix underlying issues cleanly because everything needs to be backwards compatible.

It would not be a bad thing to strip army rosters back to units that have a purpose. While invalidating old units is always going to cause an amount of upset, keeping them in isn't really helping. Allowing players to use the defunct units as proxies might help soften the blow and build some goodwill in the transition and as things pan out new opportunities to reimagine them might appear.

Ultimately all things pass. They should probably try to keep anything recently released (at least as an official proxy) but trying to retain rules for two decades of releases across a dozen factions isn't going to work.

I don't think this is a smart idea when you charge as much as GW does for models


Leperflesh posted:

OK so actually if it has any carapace weapons it can still shoot you with those while you're in the trench.

But yes this is still also extremely dumb and a very funny way to nerf some extraordinarily expensive models.

The funny/dumb part is that this new set of FAQs was made with input from the two major tournament orgs for 40k. And yet somehow, the end result is still garbage

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

TheChirurgeon posted:

I don't think this is a smart idea when you charge as much as GW does for models

In which case you must always find a valid use for everything released ever going back decades no matter how superfluous or dumb it might have been.

If cutting stuff out is not on the table then there isn't much scope for removing bloat, you are left with trying to make general rules that must fit everything. That is where you end up with unwieldy amounts of special rules Creeping in as you try to differentiate every last unit from a bunch of similar units.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
It's really GW's own fault and it's all part of the feedback loop they created where the only thing that sells is Space Marines and so they have to go on making new Space Marine units so that people keep buying Space Marines. Like imagine if they had updated the Sisters range instead of making baby carriers or centurians. But now all of that stuff is here to stay and people have spent thousands of dollars on it and will want to be able to use them in whatever 40k successor ends up being released.

It's kind of funny to think about it, but it seems like a Mantic approach where they made "Kill Team" a fully supported game with stripped down army lists and revised rules and fast play and then "Apocalypse 40k" a separate pillar with the full range of legacy models might actually be the best solution. Of course, this is what people said they should have done with Fantasy and AoS.

KingFisher
Oct 30, 2006
WORST EDITOR in the history of my expansion school's student paper. Then I married a BEER HEIRESS and now I shitpost SA by white-knighting the status quo to defend my unearned life of privilege.
Fun Shoe
Who is the anointed goon army painting service provider?
I have a big pile of old chaos dwarfs I am never going to finish.

I want to get them into display condition and sell off the rest of my junk.
So I think this is the year I get that done.

thanks.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

KingFisher posted:

Who is the anointed goon army painting service provider?
I have a big pile of old chaos dwarfs I am never going to finish.

I want to get them into display condition and sell off the rest of my junk.
So I think this is the year I get that done.

thanks.

For chaos dwarves I've heard you can't beat Blue Table Paintings 50% off deal.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

LordAba posted:

For chaos dwarves I've heard you can't beat Blue Table Paintings 50% off deal.
I dunno, I've seen a very scathing review from a dude who was an expert at beating people off so... :shrug:

KingFisher
Oct 30, 2006
WORST EDITOR in the history of my expansion school's student paper. Then I married a BEER HEIRESS and now I shitpost SA by white-knighting the status quo to defend my unearned life of privilege.
Fun Shoe

LordAba posted:

For chaos dwarves I've heard you can't beat Blue Table Paintings 50% off deal.

Har Har

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




KingFisher posted:

Who is the anointed goon army painting service provider?
I have a big pile of old chaos dwarfs I am never going to finish.

I want to get them into display condition and sell off the rest of my junk.
So I think this is the year I get that done.

thanks.

Try asking in the painting thread

Dr Hemulen
Jan 25, 2003

Chill la Chill posted:

How mad would warham grognards be if you rolled over all the models into fewer unit types? I think one of the most incredibly freeing things was playing frostgrave and being able to use any cool model that roughly fits X archetype into this or that profile. Imagine if you could use either Dreadnoughts or Centurions or GK babywalkers with the Dreadnought profile. :allears:

It would be VERY good, as it would also make it possible to actually balance the game. Maybe allow some kind of 2nd edition wargear card stuff or simple, army specific bonuses to allow some customization?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


You can tell the people who really love the models and those who just buy them for play power reasons based on their view of that "problem." It's actually funny that you can see who actually believes in the "forge your narrative" and modeling and story stuff despite most GW whales claiming that's why they buy the models. Like holy poo poo if I were allowed to use the star viper as any other wang I would buy 3 more because they look so nice. I would buy 2 more ghosts to use as other freighter-bombers because lol space whales.

The wargear system is how X wing works and it's wonderful.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Yeah that's really one of the greatest things about Kings of War are the loose proxying rules. As long as the unit isn't easily confused with a different unit in the list, basically anything goes. I think the only explicit restriction on proxying is that you can't use chariots to represent cavalry if the army includes an entry for chariots.

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

Irate Tree posted:

... 40k thread (bad thread? It's the bad thread, yeah?) ...
A concise guide:

40K: Bad Thread
40K Death: Mad Thread
WHFB: Sad Thread
Specialist Games: Fad Thread

Irate Tree
Mar 12, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ilor posted:

A concise guide:

40K: Bad Thread
40K Death: Mad Thread
WHFB: Sad Thread
Specialist Games: Fad Thread

Ahh, this is going on a sticky note, so i don't forget!
... Where does the 30k thread sit in this?

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
The best thread

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

Irate Tree posted:

Ahh, this is going on a sticky note, so i don't forget!
... Where does the 30k thread sit in this?
Some would say the Rad Thread, but I have no excitement for hot, sweaty, marine-on-marine action, so I cannot cotton to this definition.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


The rad thread is the byob one.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Perhaps it is the dad thread?

Mango Polo
Aug 4, 2007

Atlas Hugged posted:

Perhaps it is the dad thread?

Good pick, considering that 30k is 100% about daddy issues.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Byob is Rad thread, 30k is Dad thread, this checks out.

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh
Actually, 30k is the Fad Thread. The Dad Thread is historicals.

AoS is the... uh... (Smash Me in the) Nad Thread? I'll need to workshop that one.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

Avenging Dentist posted:

AoS is the... uh... (Smash Me in the) Nad Thread? I'll need to workshop that one.
Seeing as AoS wants to being new gamers so much, the Lad Thread?

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh
Maybe it's the Dyad Bad Thread since it's basically just a reskin of the 40k thread.

potentiallycool
Nov 7, 2011

Homie
Fallen Rib
Wow the AOS is strong in this one.

(WTF are those rune stones doing in that blue vapour BS)

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh
Why did this man(?) bring his coral reef to the battlefield that is very environmentally unsound

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Exactly like WHFB elves. Combine the faction, release a big centerpiece model kit.

Age of the Emperor is in full swing.

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh
I'd almost give that model a pass if it were cast in clear plastic so you could do a neat translucent effect on the blue jizz but they didn't so instead I will remark on how lazy the pose is.

The pose is very lazy.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I'm not an expert in such things, but that looks like an absolute pain in the arse to transport anywhere.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Swirly bits really are the new skulls.

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh
I actually don't think he'd be that bad to transport compared to some of the GW stuff out there (and even my beloved Dark Age has some stuff that would be a pain). You'd probably want to magnetize the sword though. The biggest issue is that it just looks bad.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Wait, did they actually combine Eldar and Dark Eldar into one army now?

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

TKIY posted:

Exactly like WHFB elves. Combine the faction, release a big centerpiece model kit.

Age of the Emperor is in full swing.

GW have clearly stated that this is not the same thing. Why would they lie?

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


potentiallycool posted:

Wow the AOS is strong in this one.

(WTF are those rune stones doing in that blue vapour BS)



"You wanna paint our figure? gently caress you." The model

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh

Drone posted:

Wait, did they actually combine Eldar and Dark Eldar into one army now?

Based on the unbelievably-poo poo video about it, I would guess yes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvuYAOJi8M

I had to look up what the gently caress an Ynnead was though. (The other models are ok-to-good though.)

e: Also I just realized that this means Slaanesh is gonna be dead/captured/whatever in both AoS and Age of Emperor.

Avenging Dentist fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jan 22, 2017

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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




All three are bad minis. Toe ring sleeve lady with the fetish topknot is probably the last offensive, and yet still terrible.

Avenging Dentist posted:

e: Also I just realized that this means Slaanesh is gonna be dead/captured/whatever in both AoS and Age of Emperor.

Slaanesh isn't family friendly, after all.

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jan 22, 2017

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