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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

iospace posted:

Also, question, where would Ferrari be today if they didn't get Schumi?

The same place but perhaps would have less WCCs/WDCs.

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Mika and Kimi would probably be the 2000 and 2003 champs.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Alain Post posted:

yeah clearly Caterham would be winning races if it weren't for Ferrari

No, but they might be making an extra 10-20M a year that ferrari is using to build arab theme parks.

wicka posted:

Mika and Kimi would probably be the 2000 and 2003 champs.


This is the original "Back to the Future" timeline that was supposed to happen, and we are in the "Evil biff casino" timeline. 3X WDC Mika Hakkinen. Kimi gets a fraud Newey championship and retires before 2006. Joe Biden wins the presidency in 2016, the same year that ferrari pulls out of f1 and sells its car division to CHEVROLET :911:

MattD1zzl3 fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jan 25, 2017

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Without Schumacher development would have stalled. Man was cold blooded winning machine, which is one of the the reasons the brits did not like him - internet gets a very distorted very British view of F1 history. Ferarri of that era is hated because Brundle is a very petty and bitter man, and because of that Schumacher avoided the British media and acted very coldly towards them when he had no option but to interact with them. Germans and Italians got to see a very different man, and it was only when he came back and it was more of a professional TV show did we get to see more of his personality and people went "oh he's chilled out a lot hasn't he", no not really he's just not avoiding Brundle's camera man anymore.

We bitch about Sky a hell of a lot but during the Schumacher era the show was absolutely dire, you would get very little build up with maybe four bitter journalists standing around doing a even more dull version of Ted's notebook for a bit, possibly an interview with a British driver or someone from a British team and that was it.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

iospace posted:

Also, question, where would Ferrari be today if they didn't get Schumi?

Personal theory: Out of the sport. Schumacher, Brawn & Todt pulled them out of their nadir by sheer force of will. Without any of those three, it wouldn't have happened. They'd not like the pr of being an also-ran midfield team in that era much longer.
Come to think of it, unless massive change comes down I can't see them competing past 2018.

learnincurve posted:

Without Schumacher development would have stalled. Man was cold blooded winning machine, which is one of the the reasons the brits did not like him - internet gets a very distorted very British view of F1 history. Ferarri of that era is hated because Brundle is a very petty and bitter man, and because of that Schumacher avoided the British media and acted very coldly towards them when he had no option but to interact with them. Germans and Italians got to see a very different man, and it was only when he came back and it was more of a professional TV show did we get to see more of his personality and people went "oh he's chilled out a lot hasn't he", no not really he's just not avoiding Brundle's camera man anymore.

We bitch about Sky a hell of a lot but during the Schumacher era the show was absolutely dire, you would get very little build up with maybe four bitter journalists standing around doing a even more dull version of Ted's notebook for a bit, possibly an interview with a British driver or someone from a British team and that was it.

Honestly Brundle has never been hostile towards Schumacher. The OMG ENGLAND ENGLAND thing came around in the years after his original retirement. A lot of the British media were anti-schumi (or at least traded well on things he did bad) but not the walker/brundle team or in the immediate years after.
In fact the endless praises get a bit OTT if you go back and watch late-90s F1.
Brundle has morphed into his current grumpy Brit-man form since working with Sky.

e: he was actually an almost solitary voice in '99 who said Schumacher should come back; the media in general had completely written him off which is why you get that bizarre Malaysian GP where Schumacher burns away for 2 laps (just to show he has pace) then plays #2 to Irvine.

Khablam fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Jan 26, 2017

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Has Ferrari ever been "midfield"? The only season I've seen where that was the case was 1980.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
If Brundle was bitter about Schumacher it wouldn't have been because of his nationality, but because there were rumours that he pushed him out of Benetton.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


LOL Bernie wants to set up a competing racing series.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

gret posted:

LOL Bernie wants to set up a competing racing series.

The guy does have $8bn to make it happen now

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

gret posted:

LOL Bernie wants to set up a competing racing series.

#ImWithHim

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Alain Post posted:

#ImWithHim

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


gret posted:

LOL Bernie wants to set up a competing racing series.

With blackjack, and hookers.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Alain Post posted:

McLaren are poo poo.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

GramCracker posted:

The guy does have $8bn to make it happen now

It's cute that you think he'd put in even a penny of his own money

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

gret posted:

LOL Bernie wants to set up a competing racing series.

Pulling a play from the Ferrari Playbook there I see.

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

Powershift posted:

With blackjack, and sprinklers.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Lots of people pretending they can't here the phone this morning then.

I'm going to make a wild punt and say he's going to try and get a classic F1 car race series going, but they already exist*, and for practical reasons they are all supplied by Cosworth, who are making tiny hopeful noises about coming back to formula 1.

*Always funny to watch Senna's McLaren go round Donnington to maybe a hundred people eating bacon sandwiches going "If the F1 still made noise like that it would be saved!" Yeh pall I'm overwhelmed by the heaving throngs which have turned up today.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/liberty-chief-lays-out-four-point-plan-to-lift-f1-868513/

Oh good god

"He pointed out on Tuesday that while sports like Major League Baseball have more than 80 people working on sponsorship acquisition, F1 had just one person – plus nobody working on marketing."

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
jesus christ

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

learnincurve posted:

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/liberty-chief-lays-out-four-point-plan-to-lift-f1-868513/

Oh good god

"He pointed out on Tuesday that while sports like Major League Baseball have more than 80 people working on sponsorship acquisition, F1 had just one person – plus nobody working on marketing."
..and that one person was probably instructed that if they could, pinch sponsors from teams and make them trackside sponsors.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


learnincurve posted:

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/liberty-chief-lays-out-four-point-plan-to-lift-f1-868513/

Oh good god

"He pointed out on Tuesday that while sports like Major League Baseball have more than 80 people working on sponsorship acquisition, F1 had just one person – plus nobody working on marketing."

That just doesn't sound right.

Considering all commercial breaks are in canada were an infiniti comercial followed by an acura commercial followed by an infiniti comercial followed by an acura commercial followed by an infiniti comercial followed by an acura commercial, it's not fair to suggest that person was "working"

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I would wonder if Bernie is about to get hit with a massive lawsuit from the teams for breaking his side of the concord agreement that covers promotion and marketing. We know Bernie's good but I would imagine he was relying on the fact that he would be dead before anyone found him out.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Just loving lol if you think Bernie is going to die

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

I legit want to see Bernie's completely unfettered car series.
I'm thinking it'll be more Mario Kart than F1.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

gret posted:

LOL Bernie wants to set up a competing racing series.

There's still hope!

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Alain Post posted:

that was mainly because reliability was so bad that if you finished you probably had a shot at points

Yeah, while they were getting points, they were also 10 seconds a lap slower than the leaders.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Human Grand Prix posted:

It actually doesn't have much to do with Motorsport. Ligier's paving company got a bunch of contracts to do the new Expressway network and he used those same connections when he went racing.

So he pulled a Roger Penske then.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

So out of curiousity, how dead is the Australian GP gonna be under Liberty?

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dudley posted:

Yeah, while they were getting points, they were also 10 seconds a lap slower than the leaders.


Perhaps you could also explain their results because they had an affordable and competitive customer engine available.


With hindsight it's insane how long the DFV's design lasted - it was used right up until the end of 1991.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.






Dubs fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Jan 26, 2017

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Norns posted:

Just loving lol if you think Bernie is going to die

It's like they are new to Earth or something.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


GramCracker posted:

It's like they are new to Earth or something.

NO ONE SAY IT

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
literally a full month before anything F1 actually happens. Bring back testing and OTT car launches, Ross.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

That's it, THERE's his game. Pull out of F1 just when he's pushed it right to the edge of the cliff, and then start a new series that he owns fully to nudge it over. More ruthless track deals, more ruthless profiteering, and he will run it that way for another 40 years.

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

What track would want to broker another deal with Bernie? Or team for that matter?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
He's probably banking on Ferrari being petty about their extra money getting reduced

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

Formula Bernie will be a handful of Ferraris racing against themselves around some dictator's vanity racetrack, with sprinklers.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Nill posted:

Formula Bernie will be a handful of Ferraris racing against themselves around some dictator's vanity racetrack, with sprinklers.

With ground effects and V18 twin turbos.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Nill posted:

Formula Bernie will be a handful of Ferraris racing against themselves around some dictator's vanity racetrack, with sprinklers.

Paul Ricard then.

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

1500quidporsche posted:

With ground effects and V18 twin turbos.

Hell I'd watch that

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