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WampaLord posted:I clean my dick poorly, dude is talking about weird peeing techniques that seem pointless.
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I don't clean my dick at all, but you don't see me bragging about it!
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Nice edit, lmao.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:48 |
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Why would you ever clean your dick? That's weird.
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Pvt.Scott posted:I don't clean my dick at all, but you don't see me bragging about it! A/S/L?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:49 |
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chicks love dirty dicks dirtier the better is what i've always heard
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El Estrago Bonito posted:The other option is that he could have one of several forms of infection but if he's getting laid I'd assume this girl would notice. Counterpoint: There was someone in this thread that thought her boyfriend had a second butthole and thought it was too sensitive a subject to ask about.
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WampaLord posted:Nice edit, lmao. Thanks man, please wash your dick though
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SuddenExpire posted:A/S/L? Immortal/All of it/Your darkest and most sensual desires 13/f/cali Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Thanks man, please wash your dick though Show of hands, who besides that goon does the "push your balls to empty your pee more" move?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:i mean I can relate because there's like two other people on the Eastern seaboard who wanna figure out how to inlay with a laser cutter with me and they're both dudes, but on the other hand that is an aggressively antisocial list of interests hoo boy text me, the lab is getting a laser cutter and I had no idea you could do inlays with them, inlay is amazing and I don't have the skill to do it by hand
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damnit now i wanna do a lot of ketamine more than usual
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 03:47 |
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quote:I [22M] just found out that my girlfriend [21F] plays Sims, and has turned one of her sims into a serial killer. lmao
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 03:55 |
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break up with her so she can date someone thats not a total weenie
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how can you not know how the sims is traditionally played in this day and age "you girls and your SIMS " is such a 2006 kind of thing jesus christ dude
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That's pretty funny.
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froward posted:text me, the lab is getting a laser cutter and I had no idea you could do inlays with them, inlay is amazing and I don't have the skill to do it by hand it's more like the laser cuts the channel and lets me do way, way more detailed work than I'd otherwise have remotely the patience to do (I started out doing this poo poo with a sharpened screwdriver and a hammer, prison-tattoo style), and then I fill it in with rocks or metal wire or whatever and polish the whole thing flush. It's still a super loving slow medium but, like, way less so with the laser. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Immortal/All of it/Your darkest and most sensual desires
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quote:I [19/M] have aspergers and don't know how to relay this to my studious jock [20s/M] roommates. They know dude, they know, and they are going to get you laid unless you screw this up.
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Snatch Duster posted:I wash myself inside the bodies of my women. Thank you, Chairman Mao.
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La Brea Carpet posted:They know dude, they know, and they are going to get you laid unless you screw this up. They call you "stopwatch." They know. You can relax.
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WampaLord posted:Show of hands, who besides that goon does the "push your balls to empty your pee more" move? I had never even heard of this one weird tip for milking your pissy dick but you better believe I'm gonna fondle my balls when I urinate now. e: Do some loving kegels, man. You shouldn't have to do that. Clark Nova fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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You press the gooch not the balls by the way.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:35 |
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It probably turns out it's real bad for you too just like pressing ur taint to not come during sex :/
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
This owns, gonna try this. What kind of wood are you inlaying into? Sorry for everyone's poor dick/fart/sneeze control! Get help I guess, or since healthcare is about to become prohibitively expensive again, wear a whiteboard around your neck that explains the malady, and you are sorry but can't help it.
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Mahogany makes for a nice, dark, even base that makes silver really pop. Pretty much any hardwood'll support it physically though, I've been eyeballing some padauk boards at the local lumberyard cause gently caress tasteful Here's a story with a happy ending Me [18M] with my [18F] gf, went to college and suddenly I don't matter anymore quote:My gf and I have been dating for about 3 and a half years. We've had our ups and downs but I cannot imagine my life without her. I don't think she can say the same for me.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Mahogany makes for a nice, dark, even base that makes silver really pop. Pretty much any hardwood'll support it physically though, I've been eyeballing some padauk boards at the local lumberyard cause gently caress tasteful holy poo poo this dude's loving entitlement complex
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Mahogany makes for a nice, dark, even base that makes silver really pop. Pretty much any hardwood'll support it physically though, I've been eyeballing some padauk boards at the local lumberyard cause gently caress tasteful Bless this girl. Bets that she's actually attempted to break it off with him and he's too loving dense/in denial to notice?
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Antivehicular posted:Bless this girl. Bets that she's actually attempted to break it off with him and he's too loving dense/in denial to notice? She's dropped enough clues that she's done with this dude, who, and I probably missed it somehow, doesn't appear to be going to college himself. A high-school degree should be enough to figure out that when she doesn't host you, goes out of state against your wishes*, and tells people you're not getting married you better pull yourself out of the oven because you are done. *Your stupid, stupid, wishes.
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Hahahaha that girl fuckin rules
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 07:49 |
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I dunno why you need to drop clues instead of just breaking up
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ArbitraryC posted:I dunno why you need to drop clues instead of just breaking up Because she's 18
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ArbitraryC posted:I dunno why you need to drop clues instead of just breaking up He complains about them not talking but they message each other 20 times per day. He complains about the marriage thing when they're 18. She also said she wanted to finish school and then evaluate her life. She didn't outright reject him or something. It's just not something she wants to even think about right now. At 18, and even 24, I felt the same drat way. He's going to get dumped if he keeps being how he is, but I wouldn't think she's cheating just from what he said. Khorne fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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Like I get that guy is being thick but cheating on someone instead of just ending things isn't something that should be commended.
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ArbitraryC posted:I dunno why you need to drop clues instead of just breaking up She's still in the intro classes. ArbitraryC posted:Like I get that guy is being thick but cheating on someone instead of just ending things isn't something that should be commended. Sure, but the only person we have the word to go on is a grade A dolt so I'm gonna give the lady the benefit of the doubt here. Barudak fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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Oh, sweet babies. I can't even be too mad at anybody because aw, you're trying!
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Khorne posted:She doesn't seem to be dropping clues. Besides the "don't come visit me" thing, but that also is probably just because he's going to be needy as gently caress the entire time. The guy just seems to be a big whiny baby while she seems to be a real person with aspirations. yeah I mean dudes a loser but that doesn't make cheating okay.
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quote:Besides that she never talks to me. We exchange maybe 20 messages a day. He is getting a lot more than the bf I broke up with when I went away to college ever got. Clingy people are so gross.
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Barudak posted:Sure, but the only person we have the word to go on is a grade A dolt so I'm gonna give the lady the benefit of the doubt here.
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ArbitraryC posted:What doubt? She went to an out of state uni to get away from her hometown and tells him he can't come visit. There's literally no part of this story he could be exaggerating on, dude needs to get some self esteem and end things but she's being a p terrible human being over it so I dunno why anyone would root for her here. I mean, judging by the story, if she cheated on him she'd just break up with him. Maybe without mentioning cheating, but it's kind of irrelevant. Waterbed Wendy posted:He is getting a lot more than the bf I broke up with when I went away to college ever got. Clingy people are so gross. Khorne fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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