WampaLord posted:

I clean my dick poorly, dude is talking about weird peeing techniques that seem pointless.

I pee, it's bad, my dick is hosed up, everyone please talk about it.

Also I sneeze/fart pretty often, I just don't have this magical ability to decide to never fart or sneeze that most people apparently have.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Pvt.Scott posted:

I don't clean my dick at all, but you don't see me bragging about it!

El Estrago Bonito posted:

The other option is that he could have one of several forms of infection but if he's getting laid I'd assume this girl would notice.

WampaLord posted:

Nice edit, lmao.

SuddenExpire posted:

A/S/L?

Improbable Lobster posted:

Thanks man, please wash your dick though

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

i mean I can relate because there's like two other people on the Eastern seaboard who wanna figure out how to inlay with a laser cutter with me and they're both dudes, but on the other hand that is an aggressively antisocial list of interests hoo boy

Pick posted:

quote:

I [22M] just found out that my girlfriend [21F] plays Sims, and has turned one of her sims into a serial killer.

This is kind of ridiculous and mind-boggling but here it goes.

I've been with my girlfriend for two years now. We've had an amazing relationship full of growth and love. We've fought, but have always been able to communicate with each other. She's great.

Except, we were Skyping and she was sharing her screen because we were watching a movie together. The movie finishes, she says that she's going to play Sims. I tell her that I want to watch because I was just curious as to what she does on there, because I know that she likes interior design and has fun making houses and stuff. She opens it up and starts playing. I notice a woman standing in what looks like a dark cellar. I ask her what that is supposed to be.

She says:
"Oh, I make one of my characters sleep with women and then lock them away afterwards so that they die. It's kinda funny."

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I am writing this as I continue to Skype with her. I know that she's not a sociopath. But I just, I don't know. She's really empathetic and sweet but can have a hosed up sense of humor sometimes. Please someone help me out here and tell me if I'm overreacting.

tl;dr: GF likes to make her Sims kill other Sims.

Gluten Freeman posted:

lmao

Gluten Freeman posted:

lmao

Gluten Freeman posted:

lmao

froward posted:

text me, the lab is getting a laser cutter and I had no idea you could do inlays with them, inlay is amazing and I don't have the skill to do it by hand

Pvt.Scott posted:

Immortal/All of it/Your darkest and most sensual desires




_13/f/cali

quote:

I [19/M] have aspergers and don't know how to relay this to my studious jock [20s/M] roommates.

Last semester, I shared a quad with three stoners who barely went to class and always played music until late at night. I complained to the accommodations team and eventually found a new room in a quad with three very studious guys. All three of them are pre-med students, all three are ultra-high achievers, which is what I wanted, but all three are athletic jocks.

The three guys I live with are upperclassmen (Juniors) while I'm a sophomore. I was put into their quad because they were known to be very studious, which they are. They attend class without fail, do practice MCATs and are in bed by 10:30. All three are on the rowing team and exercise at the gym early in the morning. I mostly stay to myself, but they've been reaching out. They've enlisted me to help invigilate their practice exams and have been calling me "stopwatch".

I'm so afraid of these guys finding out I'm not cool, or thinking I'm weird when they find-out I have Asperger. I've never been with the in crowd, girls never hung-around with me and I never had friends who were cool guys. I have been trying to act cool but I know I'm going to do something weird and I've always found being upfront about having Asperger has helped people understand some idiosyncrasies I have, or why I may say what I do.
Tonight they are hosting a party. The RA's are coming (and bringing the alcohol) so the party won't get broken-up. I don't drink or party, but don't mind. I'm just worried that I am going to do something stupid at the party. I feel like I need to tell them, but I'm honestly afraid to lose my standing with the in-crowd. I have a hard time interacting with people and need advice on how to approach this situation, especially these guys.

tl;dr: I have Aspergers and am living with three people who don't know. I should tell them, but I'm worried it will change their perception of me and I kind of like being a cool kid. Don't know how I should approach this.

Snatch Duster posted:

I wash myself inside the bodies of my women.

La Brea Carpet posted:

They know dude, they know, and they are going to get you laid unless you screw this up.

WampaLord posted:

Show of hands, who besides that goon does the "push your balls to empty your pee more" move?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it's more like the laser cuts the channel and lets me do way, way more detailed work than I'd otherwise have remotely the patience to do (I started out doing this poo poo with a sharpened screwdriver and a hammer, prison-tattoo style), and then I fill it in with rocks or metal wire or whatever and polish the whole thing flush. It's still a super loving slow medium but, like, way less so with the laser.

quote:

My gf and I have been dating for about 3 and a half years. We've had our ups and downs but I cannot imagine my life without her. I don't think she can say the same for me.

When we were deciding on colleges she said she wanted to go out of state. I got mad and said that no, she didn't need to do that, there were good colleges here. She kept telling people that, so I told her that while I understood it would make her happy to go out of state, I wanted her to stay in state and that would make ME happy. She went out of state anyway.

During her first month of college I had to go visit my family for 3 weeks in a part of the country where I didn't have cell service. I still had wifi so we could talk on snapchat and messenger. We only talked three times while I was there.

Besides that she never talks to me. We exchange maybe 20 messages a day. I told her that I changed a lot for her in high school so now it's time for her to change for me.

One day I said that I could visit her and she said not to, that she was too busy and she didn't have time to entertain me for an entire weekend and that she didn't want to impose on her roommates. I told her that that was a bullshit excuse and that the likely reason she didn't want me visiting is because she was cheating on me. I've suspected this in the past, she goes to parties and gets super drunk and she really like attention. Every time I ask her she denies it.

When she was home last weekend someone asked us if we were going to get married and she said that she wanted to finish school first and that it was her first priority. I asked her why she didn't want to marry me and told her that we've been dating long enough that we should tell people we're getting married. She denied saying that and said that what she had said was perfectly reasonable.

So I don't know what to do. I really love her and think about her all the time but it doesn't seem that she really loves me.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Mahogany makes for a nice, dark, even base that makes silver really pop. Pretty much any hardwood'll support it physically though, I've been eyeballing some padauk boards at the local lumberyard cause gently caress tasteful

Here's a story with a happy ending

Me [18M] with my [18F] gf, went to college and suddenly I don't matter anymore

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Mahogany makes for a nice, dark, even base that makes silver really pop. Pretty much any hardwood'll support it physically though, I've been eyeballing some padauk boards at the local lumberyard cause gently caress tasteful

Here's a story with a happy ending

Me [18M] with my [18F] gf, went to college and suddenly I don't matter anymore

Antivehicular posted:

Bless this girl. Bets that she's actually attempted to break it off with him and he's too loving dense/in denial to notice?

ArbitraryC posted:

I dunno why you need to drop clues instead of just breaking up

ArbitraryC posted:

I dunno why you need to drop clues instead of just breaking up

ArbitraryC posted:

I dunno why you need to drop clues instead of just breaking up

ArbitraryC posted:

Like I get that guy is being thick but cheating on someone instead of just ending things isn't something that should be commended.

Khorne posted:

She doesn't seem to be dropping clues. Besides the "don't come visit me" thing, but that also is probably just because he's going to be needy as gently caress the entire time. The guy just seems to be a big whiny baby while she seems to be a real person with aspirations.

He complains about them not talking but they message each other 20 times per day.

He complains about the marriage thing when they're 18. She also said she wanted to finish school and then evaluate her life. She didn't outright reject him or something. It's just not something she wants to even think about right now. At 18, and even 24, I felt the same drat way.

quote:

Besides that she never talks to me. We exchange maybe 20 messages a day.

Barudak posted:

Sure, but the only person we have the word to go on is a grade A dolt so I'm gonna give the lady the benefit of the doubt here.

ArbitraryC posted:

What doubt? She went to an out of state uni to get away from her hometown and tells him he can't come visit. There's literally no part of this story he could be exaggerating on, dude needs to get some self esteem and end things but she's being a p terrible human being over it so I dunno why anyone would root for her here.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

He is getting a lot more than the bf I broke up with when I went away to college ever got. Clingy people are so gross.