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Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

McSpanky posted:

There's two kinds of people who want T6 Connies: dutch tulip buttcoin speculators and people who want to fly the actual Star Trek ship in the Star Trek game, and one of these groups are loving assholes. Ok they're all loving assholes but one of them's also space romneys :argh:

Peasant. :wotwot:

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

MikeJF posted:

You'll fit right in

I would love to but I have yet to get an invite. The U.S.S. Kroger Seltzer voyages alone, unheard.

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal

Asimo posted:

Ships totally crashed. Stuff that's low demand is like what, 100m now when it used to be 2-300? High demand lockbox ships are like 250-300m, promo ships are 250-500m depending on how popular they are when they used to literally be off the board... the only thing that's still absurdly expensive is the T6 connie and its other-faction equivalents, and that's just due to being too valuable to actually appear on the exchange and this get dragged down by undercutting.

The ships that really crashed were mainly the old t5 stuff like the D'kora and Orb Weaver that had nearly zero supply for years because very few people were actually opening the poo poo boxes they came out of. Then suddenly a bunch of people spent their t5 tokens on them thinking they'd get 400mil and discovering that the demand was only slightly higher than zero and then they murdered the prices trying to sell the drat things. Stuff like the Elachi and the Adapted Cruiser actually went up because people are no longer getting stuck with them trying to get Inspirational Leader and Plasmonics Leech. Then there's the Kelvin stuff which is just crazy popular, but the Rom and Klank Kelvin ships are at least a lot closer to the JJprise pricewise post infinity.

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

I would love to but I have yet to get an invite. The U.S.S. Kroger Seltzer voyages alone, unheard.

Sent you a channel invite.

Lagomorphic fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jan 29, 2017

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Lagomorphic posted:

The ships that really crashed were mainly the old t5 stuff like the D'kora and Orb Weaver that had nearly zero supply for years because very few people were actually opening the poo poo boxes they came out of. Then suddenly a bunch of people spent their t5 tokens on them thinking they'd get 400mil and discovering that the demand was only slightly higher than zero and then they murdered the prices trying to sell the drat things. Stuff like the Elachi and the Adapted Cruiser actually went up because people are no longer getting stuck with them trying to get Inspirational Leader and Plasmonics Leech. Then there's the Kelvin stuff which is just crazy popular, but the Rom and Klank Kelvin ships are at least a lot closer to the JJprise pricewise post infinity.


Sent you a channel invite.

I suspect if the Infinity box with Kelvin ships ran for longer than a week before a massive upswing in player numbers prices would drop lower.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


Lagomorphic posted:

Then there's the Kelvin stuff which is just crazy popular, but the Rom and Klank Kelvin ships are at least a lot closer to the JJprise pricewise post infinity.
The artificial scarcity on these is such hilarious bullshit too, to the point Cryptic has to be aware of it. Almost everyone is opening the lockboxes on their fed chars trying to get the fed ship, so the supply of klank/rom ones is absurdly low and probably lower than a lot of promo ships. If they gave a second prize box that you could sell on the exchange and then opened up into a faction-appropriate ship when used it would be a lot less fair... but they'd sell less gamble boxes.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I eat so many t6 connie i get iodine poisoning

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


You're supposed to take them as suppositories.

Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012


hakimashou posted:

I eat so many t6 connie i get iodine poisoning

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal

Asimo posted:

The artificial scarcity on these is such hilarious bullshit too, to the point Cryptic has to be aware of it. Almost everyone is opening the lockboxes on their fed chars trying to get the fed ship, so the supply of klank/rom ones is absurdly low and probably lower than a lot of promo ships. If they gave a second prize box that you could sell on the exchange and then opened up into a faction-appropriate ship when used it would be a lot less fair... but they'd sell less gamble boxes.

To be fair they did change the way the ship packs worth in the new box so that klanks and roms don't get screwed this time. It just works like the old temporal-sci boxes this time. I really think the Kelvin box screwing non-feds was just cryptic not thinking things through.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Lagomorphic posted:

just cryptic not thinking things through.

Cryptic.txt

Xy Hapu
Mar 7, 2004

Huh, it turns out the tzenkethi ships in the new battlezone get some kind of damage resist buff for each nearby ally.

Also turns out that the area where you have to pull asteroids around will spawn a few enemies each time someone grabs an asteroid, limited as far as I can tell only by the number of asteroids.

Also turns out if you load a ship with enough control you can get gravity well to pull in anything within like 15km, I know this because I had put together such a ship for the hell of it.

Today I brought that ship into the battlezone.

In conclusion, I am sorry pubbies for the invincible and ever-growing death-ball of tzenkethi ships I inadvertently placed between you and where you needed to take the asteroids. In my defense I tried my best to kill them, it is just unfortunate that as a consequence of the build the only viable weapon on my ship was more gravity wells.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Xy Hapu posted:

Huh, it turns out the tzenkethi ships in the new battlezone get some kind of damage resist buff for each nearby ally.

Also turns out that the area where you have to pull asteroids around will spawn a few enemies each time someone grabs an asteroid, limited as far as I can tell only by the number of asteroids.

Also turns out if you load a ship with enough control you can get gravity well to pull in anything within like 15km, I know this because I had put together such a ship for the hell of it.

Today I brought that ship into the battlezone.

In conclusion, I am sorry pubbies for the invincible and ever-growing death-ball of tzenkethi ships I inadvertently placed between you and where you needed to take the asteroids. In my defense I tried my best to kill them, it is just unfortunate that as a consequence of the build the only viable weapon on my ship was more gravity wells.

On the one hand this is pretty annoying if you've followed common sense and built around gravity wells and grouping tactics up to this point. On the other, this is a great excuse to break out the TBR and start playing soccer again. :getin:

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal
Or start making more death balls.

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

Watching goons struggle with Tzenkethi after complaining about STO always being the same thing for months is my drug.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


Here's my foolproof strategy for killing Tzenkethi ships:

Hit fire at will and fly in circles.

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

Jokes on you that's a bad and dumb idea.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


Try and stop me. :mmmsmug:

Although more seriously their two big gimmicks are "don't use grav well" and "their shields are super strong except for the front facing which is made of tissue paper", and they're pretty trivial to deal with once you know both.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Asimo posted:

Try and stop me. :mmmsmug:

Although more seriously their two big gimmicks are "don't use grav well" and "their shields are super strong except for the front facing which is made of tissue paper", and they're pretty trivial to deal with once you know both.

Don't just use grav well - fly a Chronos and run Grav Well, Timeline Collapse, SSV and the Anti-Time Singularity.

It is worth noting though that you can apparently TBR their ships into the black hole in Gravity Kills.

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

Yes you can. Sufficiently buffed TBR is actually crazy op there.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Asimo posted:

Try and stop me. :mmmsmug:

Although more seriously their two big gimmicks are "don't use grav well" and "their shields are super strong except for the front facing which is made of tissue paper", and they're pretty trivial to deal with once you know both.

The best thing about 5/3 ships is that as long as you aren't pointing your rear end at them you can keep shooting at the front shield.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
but i set my kdf sci ship up so it really only does grav well :(

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Everyone only uses grav well because it's the only decent common Sci skill.

Should we fix Sci skill balance?

Nah, let's just design the new guys to be buffed by Grav Well.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

hakimashou posted:

but i set my kdf sci ship up so it really only does grav well :(

Maybe if we all grav well at once, in every instance, the parallel gravity wells in each alternate universe will collapse into a superwell, destroying them once and for all.

It's worth experimental verification, preferably at peak server hours.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
i got my sci ship up to 395 grav gens / ctrl expertise or whatever its called just with cheap junk

that plus enhanced bio molecular HY and the HYT-> shockwave trait in crystal catastophe is fun

grav well vacuums everything to the middle, torpedo makes it all fly out like 5km then it gets vacuumed right back in

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Tunicate posted:

Maybe if we all grav well at once, in every instance, the parallel gravity wells in each alternate universe will collapse into a superwell, destroying them once and for all.

It's worth experimental verification, preferably at peak server hours.

Maybe the problem with the Tzenkethi isn't that we're gravity welling them, but that we're not gravity welling them enough.

Xy Hapu
Mar 7, 2004

MikeJF posted:

Everyone only uses grav well because it's the only decent common Sci skill.

Should we fix Sci skill balance?

Nah, let's just design the new guys to be buffed by Grav Well.

I'm honest-to-god convinced a bunch of the things in this game are only there to mess with the players. A lot is probably just incompetence, but I find it hard to explain stuff like the nerve tonic part of that one mission, or the borg diamond that runs away from you forever, or the titillating 'bury the tox uthat in some sand' minigame.

Seems only natural that some rogue dev over at cryptic is snickering to himself at the thought of players using a bread and butter skill only to find it now turns enemies invincible instead, while simultaneously furiously masturbating to printed out chatlogs of the battlezone, a veritable Homeric epic consisting entirely of people screaming at newbies to stop using grav well for god's sake please god please, repeated for all eternity.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
Goon project: form a flotilla of gravity well/timeline collapse ships and send them to the battle zone on a humanitarian mission to protect the Tzenkethi from the xenophobic incursion of the Alliance forces.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Xy Hapu posted:

I'm honest-to-god convinced a bunch of the things in this game are only there to mess with the players. A lot is probably just incompetence, but I find it hard to explain stuff like the nerve tonic part of that one mission, or the borg diamond that runs away from you forever, or the titillating 'bury the tox uthat in some sand' minigame.

Seems only natural that some rogue dev over at cryptic is snickering to himself at the thought of players using a bread and butter skill only to find it now turns enemies invincible instead, while simultaneously furiously masturbating to printed out chatlogs of the battlezone, a veritable Homeric epic consisting entirely of people screaming at newbies to stop using grav well for god's sake please god please, repeated for all eternity.

Gozertorps. They worked exactly as designed and the negative player reaction was intended.

Why? Because :spergin:

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Coq au Nandos posted:

Goon project: form a flotilla of gravity well/timeline collapse ships and send them to the battle zone on a humanitarian mission to protect the Tzenkethi from the xenophobic incursion of the Alliance forces.

I'm shocked it took this long to arrive at the correct answer.

Guess who has a sci captain with absurd grav gens.

Xy Hapu posted:

Seems only natural that some rogue dev over at cryptic is snickering to himself at the thought of players using a bread and butter skill only to find it now turns enemies invincible instead, while simultaneously furiously masturbating to printed out chatlogs of the battlezone, a veritable Homeric epic consisting entirely of people screaming at newbies to stop using grav well for god's sake please god please, repeated for all eternity.

We asked <redacted> to do something like this for us; he's a good friend who is square and on the level, and he gave us a gift beyond anything we could reasonably have hoped for. And the logs aren't the fun part - the fun part is the barely coherent tickets.

e: Protected the innocent

IPCRESS fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Jan 30, 2017

ayrsayle
Jan 5, 2013

Coq au Nandos posted:

So the early buzz on the Wrath of Khan pulse phasers seems to be that the proc is disappointing and he sound effect is wrong.

Whenever the disappointing SFX is mentioned, people inevitably say "Would you want to listen to 8 of those going all the time?"

What, the sound of Zeus' own thunderbolts tearing the enemy apart? HELL. YES.

At the very least, make Beam Overload make the pulse phasers sound like that... I'd run that skill again just for that. Or just buy all my beams with the overload modifier.

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.

Asimo posted:

Try and stop me. :mmmsmug:

Although more seriously their two big gimmicks are "don't use grav well" and "their shields are super strong except for the front facing which is made of tissue paper", and they're pretty trivial to deal with once you know both.

Sounds like they're trying to get people into cannons and escorts again. But why not adjust the weapons, then?

Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug
Trip report: Tzenkethi battlezone is now able to be completed. It still rewards paltry amounts of marks and no protomatter however so is a complete waste of time.

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal

Aleth posted:

no protomatter

:ughh:

Wait there's no boss fight that drops the elite marks? Other than the inherent joy of drop kicking a velociraptor, that's like the only reason anyone has ever run a BZ ever.

Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug
Three dreads with a lovely shield gimmick spawn after you gain total control but no protomatter drops when they die.

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal
That can't be intentional.

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.
If you want McGuffins, run the queues.

Love,

Cryptic

P.S. At least the queues aren't time gated this time!

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

Oh god why does it burn?!
They're not timegated and they're actually not that hard to do on Elite with a competent team, but they do absolutely require teamwork. On Advanced however they're pretty much pugproof and simple Gravity Well + AoE does the job, just takes a smidgen longer.

fakemirage
Nov 6, 2012

Can't see the haters.

I.e. bad.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


Bloodly posted:

Sounds like they're trying to get people into cannons and escorts again. But why not adjust the weapons, then?
That would take competence and effort. They still haven't made science and engineering captains not worthless yet, why would they actually try to fix cannons?

Aleth posted:

Trip report: Tzenkethi battlezone is now able to be completed. It still rewards paltry amounts of marks and no protomatter however so is a complete waste of time.
It's a drat shame since unlike the queues it's actually kind of fun, but yeah it's literally pointless without the chance of an elite mark reward. I'm glad I don't give a gently caress about the game anymore or else I'd be annoyed by this, I'll just get the daily bonus from the romulan alert and buy the shield or something with the tradein for protomatter once I'm done if I'm not completely bored with the process by then. :effort:

Lagomorphic posted:

That can't be intentional.
:lol:

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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
They don't even need to "fix" the old DHC builds. They work fine. It's just the content they deliver for players is entirely mindless enemy spam so of course people gravitate towards the broadside AOE FAW builds.

If there was new content that was based around single target super bosses (like the borg gates of old) then people might use cannons again. But they don't so they won't.

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