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Slugworth posted:Not gonna lie, really appreciate you name dropping Clone High there. You didn't need to, you know? Like, most people would have just said 'the 21 jump street guys'. Maybe thrown in 'Lego Movie'. MacheteZombie posted:It's the one Coen I haven't seen. I guess I can give it a shot, just heard nothing above "its a passable coen movie"
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MacheteZombie posted:Sean Spicer just said on national tv that we should fear 5 year olds. Watch Hawk Jones, the cop thriller that only stars kids and features cartoon sounds and muzzle flashes whenever they fire a gun.
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MacheteZombie posted:Sean Spicer just said on national tv that we should fear 5 year olds. Remake Home Alone, except have it set in the White House, Obama is Kevin, and Trump and Pence are Harry and Marv.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Watch Hawk Jones, the cop thriller that only stars kids and features cartoon sounds and muzzle flashes whenever they fire a gun. holy gently caress yes you are a hero and saint and a scholar and a gentleperson
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CopywrightMMXI posted:Also, a scene where he shoots first Or a scene where he should have shot first and learns a valuable lesson for next time. Greedo. A scene with Greedo. God this movie is gonna be garbage.
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Egbert Souse posted:Remake Home Alone, except have it set in the White House, Obama is Kevin, and Trump and Pence are Harry and Marv. that'll be the sequel to my remake of Hawk Jones aka Det. Barry "Hawk" Hussein O'Jones.
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MacheteZombie posted:holy gently caress yes you are a hero and saint and a scholar and a gentleperson It's a deliriously weird movie. It was on Dickstream, and we were all shocked that the gimmick was good enough to last the whole movie, because it's so earnest and goofy.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:earnest and goofy. The two words that entice me to watch a movie.
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MacheteZombie posted:Sean Spicer just said on national tv that we should fear 5 year olds. They do kill more Americans a year than Islamic terrorists.
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MacheteZombie posted:Sean Spicer just said on national tv that we should fear 5 year olds. He's not wrong.
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MacheteZombie posted:Sean Spicer just said on national tv that we should fear 5 year olds. The level of cynicism and violence necessary to make this premise any good would prevent it from ever being made. Kind of a Catch-22 situation.
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:The level of cynicism and violence necessary to make this premise any good would prevent it from ever being made. Kind of a Catch-22 situation. Psh you clearly didn't google Hawk Jones, my new favorite movie (as soon as I actually watch it)
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# ? Jan 30, 2017 21:12 |
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Star Wars Red Cup. Solo Cup? I get it!
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Watch Hawk Jones, the cop thriller that only stars kids and features cartoon sounds and muzzle flashes whenever they fire a gun. Sounds like it's in the vein of Bugsy Malone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOrgDbldcA4
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Skwirl posted:They do kill more Americans a year than Islamic terrorists. You don't know terror until you try using a vending machine. https://twitter.com/FT/status/826150540971237377 THEY TAKE YOUR CHANGE THEN THEY TAKE YOUR LIFE
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# ? Jan 30, 2017 22:41 |
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Jenny Angel posted:FYI those who still call it "Sex Archie" or "Tween Peaks" and not "Dark Archie", understand that my faction is growing ever more dominant in both numbers and strength of character, and that you still have time to mend your errant ways I call it Bad Show
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:
Please let me know when. Got Audition ready to go. Interested my business partner Suspiria. Seemed to like it. Told the DOP to watch it and just do that. E: and yea its bizarre seeing Confederate flags in loving Canada. Saw a huge one on the back of a pick up truck in Kingston (shocker). Death By The Blues fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jan 30, 2017 |
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I hope Han Solo says "it doesn't matter who shoots first, but who dodges the best". Nicolas Cage reading Poe at the Alamo Drafthouse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg12xyGX5CY
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MacheteZombie posted:A Han Solo movie just sounds awful. Isn't Han like everyone's favorite part of the original trilogy?
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Did I just imagine there being a Moonlight thread? I just saw it and want to read people's thoughts about it.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 00:11 |
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tag yoself https://twitter.com/SeriousSanchez/status/825027717724770306
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I am definitely the Smarty-Pants. Also, the Minimalist.
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What I'm learning from this is that managers are large children who need the personalities of the people whose careers they oversee to be broken down into kid-friendly stereotypes before they're able to successfully interact with them.
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Safety Factor posted:I am definitely the Smarty-Pants. Also, the Minimalist. Greetings, comrade.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 00:33 |
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Whichever one's closest to "functional addict"
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ruddiger posted:Whichever one's closest to "functional addict" listen man you cant be all of them
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 00:38 |
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Oh man, gonna watch Hell or High Water again tonight.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 00:47 |
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For only $2999.99 you can enrol in my Upper Management Improvement Seminar, where you'll learn how to deal with all types of middle managers, such asMagic Hate Ball posted:Child Who Needs the Personalities of the People Whose Careers They Oversee to Be Broken Down into Kid-friendly Stereotypes Before They're Able to Successfully Interact With Them.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 00:51 |
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Slugworth posted:I don't know what time span you're talking, but 15 years ago when I was buying music on big black circles they were referred to as vinyl. Regional thing maybe? I stopped doing that poo poo though because gently caress having to flip a record over halfway through like some kind of animal. The format is vinyl but referring to individual records as "vinyls" is devil talk. For example: "That new album is on vinyl." Yeah, okay! "I just picked up that new vinyl." Wrong! Burn in hell. Baron von Eevl posted:CPL - I love ya man, but you got some weird hangups. Admittedly most serious record collectors are either some kind of malcontents or on the spectrum because you pretty much have to be. I do not exclude myself from this. Egbert Souse posted:FYI, Night of the Living Dead will be getting a definitive release soon, at least. The new 4K restoration headed by The Film Foundation was recently completed and it's believed Criterion/Janus Films will be handling distribution soon. It's about goddamn time. Where did you hear about this? I'm quite obviously the downer.
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Lurdiak posted:Isn't Han like everyone's favorite part of the original trilogy? Solo isn't actually his real name; he earned it while playing Beer Pong with Chewbacca against Lando and Lobot. This is also how he won the Falcon.
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Lobok posted:For only $2999.99 you can enrol in my Upper Management Improvement Seminar, where you'll learn how to deal with all types of middle managers, such as ahahaha christ
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Lobok posted:For only $2999.99 you can enrol in my Upper Management Improvement Seminar, where you'll learn how to deal with all types of middle managers, such as
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Work is death.
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mods rename me THE INTIMIDATOR
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Work is death. yep. why i'm trying to write movies to get out of it. idgaf if they're big stuff. I just want that as my job.
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Terrorist Fistbump posted:mods rename me THE INTIMIDATOR turn left dale, noooooooooooo!!!!
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Excuse Artist for sure
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Jenny Angel posted:FYI those who still call it "Sex Archie" or "Tween Peaks" and not "Dark Archie", understand that my faction is growing ever more dominant in both numbers and strength of character, and that you still have time to mend your errant ways
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 01:36 |
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At a city council candidate forum after spending all day at jury duty. Civic duty blows.
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Jury duty kicks rear end.
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