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thing is super mario galaxy 2 played with a non-motion plus wiimote in 2017 is still a better game than regular control scheme uncharted 4 uncharted 4 cutscenes though hot
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:55 |
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would buy
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:57 |
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Supercar Gautier posted:The gun represents violence, because it's a game where you attack monsters and maybe sometimes people with medieval weapons. The sexual content warning probably means there's a horny character design somewhere (it's only E10+ in North America so probably not that horny). Nintendo Switch: The sexual content warning probably means there's a horny character
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:59 |
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coffeecup posted:Skyward Sword perplexes me because the dungeon design and art direction seems pretty disjointed. Ancient Cistern is really enjoyable in terms of visuals and layout. At the other extreme, Sandship seems to have been built to accomodate the square-footage needed for the boss tentacles to wreck up the interior. As a result it has a feeling of passageway/spacing weirdness the entire time before your escape to the outside. I also think the cargo container/pirate ship mashup could have been better because it's really ugly. The Sandship is an awful dungeon because it's seriously the same three rooms over and Mike Wazowski is a terrible boss
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:58 |
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Cartoon Man posted:Nintendo Switch: The sexual content warning probably means there's a horny character did you see link? he looked horny af
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:03 |
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Zore posted:Also jesus non-motion Skyward Sword would control like rear end. Yes, the complicated controls of pressing two inputs... at the same time. Kawabata posted:did you see link? he looked horny af He wakes up in Hylian undies in a pool of water, that's probably all of the horniness.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:08 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:Twilight Princess for the Wii also made Link right-handed to match the Wiimote usage IIRC. He's also right-handed in BotW now. That poo poo's unforgivable. Right? Their excuse for him being right handed in Breath of the Wild is chickenshit. Not a single player had a problem with it in Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, or Wind Waker.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:14 |
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Alternative opinion: I never noticed or cared what loving hand Link swings a sword with until nerds started bitching about it on the internet. Seriously no one gives a poo poo. Stop embarrassing yourself and your fellow gamers by caring about such inconsequential poo poo.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:18 |
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I've read threads on Neogaf where people argue that links sword has to be on the players dominant hand or else they cannot relate to link as a character.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:23 |
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I hope they bring something like Miiverse to the Switch. I had the idea of using the IR joycon like a tablet pen and the HD Rumble being used to simulate the sensastion of drawing
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:36 |
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I had the idea of seeing if I could get a heatsoak shot of my dick and balls through my pants with the IR camera and seeing how many Yeah!s I get.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:40 |
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We need a new Direct, Nintendo. Cut the IV back on. This is happening to threads all over the 'Net. It's bad enough that the fake dog is already being drawn with a fat rear end and tits.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:47 |
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Mahoning posted:Alternative opinion: I never noticed or cared what loving hand Link swings a sword with until nerds started bitching about it on the internet. It matters because changing it helped nothing and lowered that bar of diversity a little bit. There are almost no southpaws in the media. It's tiny, I admit, but one of my friends is a leftie and he always loved playing Zelda because of that detail.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:52 |
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both of the housemarque games shown here are going to rule. nex machina is like a a score attack twinstick mixed with an action adventure game that looks gorgeous right in their wheelhouse of arcade shooters and matterfall is looking like their biggest budget project ever so i'm jazzed to shoot stuff this year!
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:53 |
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What if they make Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble 2 for the Nintendo Switch?
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:57 |
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Inzombiac posted:It matters because changing it helped nothing and lowered that bar of diversity a little bit. Bar of diversity? Ugh. Jesus Christ.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:59 |
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If you hold the switch upside down link is left handed problem solved
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:59 |
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Inzombiac posted:It matters because changing it helped nothing and lowered that bar of diversity a little bit.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:11 |
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Stan Taylor posted:What if they make Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble 2 for the Nintendo Switch? It's all I've ever wanted.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:13 |
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switch is worthless garbage until it gets its kirby gimmick game. canvas curse ds ftw.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:27 |
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Lemming posted:Actually, that sensor is strictly limited to lewd mouth gestures For some reason the sandwich eating game doesn't unlock until you've played the champagne game.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:39 |
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Stan Taylor posted:What if they make Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble 2 for the Nintendo Switch? It is an unforgivable offense that there is a handheld with a gyroscope and a Virtual Console with Game Boy games and Kirby has neither tilted nor tumbled in all these years
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:43 |
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Mahoning posted:Bar of diversity? Ugh. Jesus Christ. someone sounds caremad
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:57 |
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The Switch comes packaged with a sensor bar of diversity.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:14 |
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Cartoon Man posted:The Switch comes packaged with a sensor bar of diversity. as a rather spherical gentleman i find nintendo's choice a 'bar' rather lowers the bar of diversity e: sphere of diversity. looks like i've internalised the very stereotype i rail against Orkin Mang fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Feb 3, 2017 |
# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:15 |
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Anidav posted:I've read threads on Neogaf where people argue that links sword has to be on the players dominant hand or else they cannot relate to link as a character. When Trump drops the bombs and everything's about to go into a hellish nuclear firestorm, I'll remember this to make myself feel not so bad about it Inzombiac posted:It matters because changing it helped nothing and lowered that bar of diversity a little bit. Hahahahahah
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:31 |
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Maybe its time for a Kirby's Dream Course sequel
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 05:41 |
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Fawf posted:It is an unforgivable offense that there is a handheld with a gyroscope and a Virtual Console with Game Boy games and Kirby has neither tilted nor tumbled in all these years It's one of those I'm super glad I still have the cart for. Hard to tell what won't be able to be emulated down the line but that one was pretty obvious, unlike say Yoshi's Island. Not that I was thinking about that as a kid but still.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 05:50 |
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I can't believe Bomberman 64 isn't on VC yet. Somebody better get shot for that.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:00 |
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After looking up Kirby Tilt n Tumble on wikipedia, I want to see someone play that game with the gameboy player.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:01 |
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Cojawfee posted:After looking up Kirby Tilt n Tumble on wikipedia, I want to see someone play that game with the gameboy player. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IujZ5bcwiwA
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:02 |
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Real hurthling! posted:switch is worthless garbage until it gets its kirby gimmick game. canvas curse ds ftw. The 3DS is the best because it didn't get a subpar gimmick Kirby. Just 2 of the best ones. I hope the switch follows suit.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:04 |
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I just need America, and *all* of you to hold your poo poo together for one more month. 30 days. You can do it.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:05 |
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What does everyone want to argue about now? How about how SM64 is actually trash? That should get people riled up on both sides.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:07 |
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I just need America, and *all* of you to hold your poo poo together for one more month. 30 days. You can do it. Stupid East Coaster. I was gonna make this post in a couple hours.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:08 |
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Cojawfee posted:After looking up Kirby Tilt n Tumble on wikipedia, I want to see someone play that game with the gameboy player. Fun fact, you couldn't play it with a GameShark because it flipped the cartridge upside down. Then you couldn't play it on the GBA SP because the cartridge slot was on the bottom. But if you combined the two you could cheat and play on a backlit screen.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:09 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Stupid East Coaster. I was gonna make this post in a couple hours. Don't step to Central Standard Time, son.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:09 |
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Waltzing Along posted:What does everyone want to argue about now? How about how SM64 is actually trash? That should get people riled up on both sides. Federation Force: best Metroid game or best 3ds game?
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:11 |
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Don't step to Central Standard Time, son. Does February have 30 days in CST, then?
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:20 |
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Poops Mcgoots posted:Federation Force: best Metroid game or best 3ds game? Metroid Prime 3's 10th anniversary is coming up and after that you can say with earnest that Federation Force is the best official Metroid game in a decade
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