Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Zipperelli. posted:

Pick one. I'm sure that no matter what, you'll be correct in some sense.

Say, those states all seem to be within one specific geographic region...can't quite put my finger on it...which region is it?

# ? Feb 3, 2017 18:24

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:16

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Stop bragging about your hosed-up scrotum.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 18:31

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Regalingualius posted:

Stop bragging about your hosed-up scrotum.

Could we brag about good scrotums? Cause my scrotum is immaculate.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 18:37

pookerbug: Jan 21, 2006; the vitreous humourist

DryGoods posted:

http://i.imgur.com/5kwREMk.gifv

That's what you get for stepping out of your door in a good mood.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 18:38

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hPDAw5wofM

# ? Feb 3, 2017 18:58

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Is there a chrome extension that makes these gifv files not GIGANTIC? They play fine, but each one is about 1.5 screens big.

You probably made the incredibly poor decision to zoom in on a gif from the site onetime and Chrome helpfully remembers that zoom level forever and will default zoom anything from that domain to the last zoom you used

There is no way to disable this "feature"

# ? Feb 3, 2017 19:04

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Jamfrost posted:

I regular eat 90%+ dark chocolate and drink coffee black.

Muy delicioso.

Edit: I'm probably easy to poison.

Congrats, you're a psychopath. Probably. https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/scientists-say-psychopathic-people-really-like-bitter-food

# ? Feb 3, 2017 19:07

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Use ie edge

# ? Feb 3, 2017 19:09

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Fishstick posted:

http://i.imgur.com/3lCgmqm.mp4

put an "america" caption on the kid & "trump" on the ash & you've got yourself a political cartoon

# ? Feb 3, 2017 19:28

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

pookerbug posted:

That's what you get for stepping out of your door in a good mood.

"NO SKIPPING ALLOWED TODAY, HAPPY BOY!"

Also love how he falls down, and just goes back inside. Today has been cancelled.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 19:30

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Jippa posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hPDAw5wofM

Why the gently caress would you parasail through a forest?

# ? Feb 3, 2017 19:43

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Mak0rz posted:

Why the gently caress would you parasail through a forest?

Doing recklessly stupid poo poo is what got the human race where it is today. We operate on a risk/reward process that benefits the group but is occasionally not so beneficial for the individual.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 20:02

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Outrail posted:

We operate on a risk/reward process that benefits the group but is occasionally not so beneficial for the individual.

Oh so it's natural selection. Gotcha.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 20:06

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Well, if you risk it it big and succeed you can get a chance to propagate your genes huge and luxurious. Tsingis Khan doesn't pop up everywhere because he played it safe.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 20:23

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Mak0rz posted:

Oh so it's natural selection. Gotcha.

I was trying to sound cleverer than that.

Darwin looool.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 20:27

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Azhais posted:

You probably made the incredibly poor decision to zoom in on a gif from the site onetime and Chrome helpfully remembers that zoom level forever and will default zoom anything from that domain to the last zoom you used

There is no way to disable this "feature"

I'm pretty sure it's something to do with the formatting at Imgur.com, all the gifvs and webms from that site seemed to become that size at a certain point last year. They monkey around with the site every now and then and change poo poo like that.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 20:44

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

From the speedrun thread:

Captain Invictus posted:

pyf gigantic speedrun fuckups

I just saw this one and it certainly jumped up my list

https://clips.twitch.tv/jenja23/WildFrogDeExcite

(he accidentally clicked "yes" to fight the boss solo instead of "no", nearly 8 hours in, he still got a good time but he lost 20+ minutes from that decision and I love the reaction)

there's also that one final fantasy X(?) one that was over a day long, he played it perfectly, and still got killed by something totally out of his control(Malboros iirc) right before the final boss

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

That's one of my favorites

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/62969424

# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:13

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Kennel posted:

From the speedrun thread:

These are beautiful. :allears:

# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:23

CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Any Finns care to weigh in on the accuracy of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kCQIk5-v1o

# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:48

hanales: Nov 3, 2013

CommissarMega posted:

Any Finns care to weigh in on the accuracy of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kCQIk5-v1o

He reminds me of

https://youtu.be/hopeFgwApCM

# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:59

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

CommissarMega posted:

Any Finns care to weigh in on the accuracy of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kCQIk5-v1o

Yeah that's about right.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:00

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Pronunciation is on point, but the go to Finnish curse is Saatanan vittu, or Satans oval office.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:10

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Vitulla p��h�n, perseen suti, many fine options to go with really.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:12

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Sure, but I actually used Saatanan vittu just 2 weeks ago as I fell down on an icy sidewalk, under an ice rain, and crushed my backpack full of beer cans under my beer weight body.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:16

xergm: Sep 8, 2009; The Moon is for Sissies!

Fishstick posted:

http://i.imgur.com/3lCgmqm.mp4

Reminds me of the time when my parents went on vacation and left me and my little brother with my older sister. We started a fire and threw a soda can in late at night, throwing a big plume of ash everywhere.

My sister was not happy, and, needless to say, we spent the next day scrubbing off the back patio.

xergm has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Feb 3, 2017

# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:56

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Fishstick posted:

http://i.imgur.com/3lCgmqm.mp4

I love the way little kids just run the gently caress away from things when they mess up or know they're in trouble.

doverhog posted:

I fell down on an icy sidewalk, under an ice rain, and crushed my backpack full of beer cans under my beer weight body.

finland.txt

Of course in Australia it would have been exactly the same except instead of falling over from slipping on ice, we would have fallen over from having our shoes stuck to melting asphalt.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:57

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

An Australian would protect the beer.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:15

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

I tried, and hurt my wrist. The beer still suffered. Ice covered in icy water slush is cruel.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:25

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:44

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Memento posted:

I love the way little kids just run the gently caress away from things when they mess up or know they're in trouble.

finland.txt

Of course in Australia it would have been exactly the same except instead of falling over from slipping on ice, we would have fallen over from having our shoes stuck to melting asphalt.

I did this exact thing yesterday afternoon, fresh bitumen and thongs held together with a bread clip. Only lost 5 cans from the carton.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:26

DavidAlltheTime: Feb 14, 2008; All David...all the TIME!

One time when I was like 13 my folks went out for the night and gave me one job, to start the dishwasher. So I get the dishsoap and load it up and turn it on and go downstairs to play Sega Genesis, and when I come back up to the kitchen for a snack, there are suds and bubbles all over the place.

Dish soap isn't dishwasher soap.

I get the shop vac upstairs to suck up all the bubble, and the goddamn thing doesn't have it's liquid filter in, so when I stick the hose into the mass of bubbles the vacuum launches now-filthy suds up onto the ceiling of the kitchen.

I end up scooping the bubbles out with a dustpan, but I can't see anything in the dishwasher, so I end up breaking a glass, and cut myself on the glass which makes many of the bubbles bloody.

THE END.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:36

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Say Nothing posted:

"You're the Greatest Dad!" Or something on the inside, probably.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:40

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5VMrCBOL8

# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:56

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

DavidAlltheTime posted:

One time when I was like 13 my folks went out for the night and gave me one job, to start the dishwasher. So I get the dishsoap and load it up and turn it on and go downstairs to play Sega Genesis, and when I come back up to the kitchen for a snack, there are suds and bubbles all over the place.

Dish soap isn't dishwasher soap.

I get the shop vac upstairs to suck up all the bubble, and the goddamn thing doesn't have it's liquid filter in, so when I stick the hose into the mass of bubbles the vacuum launches now-filthy suds up onto the ceiling of the kitchen.

I end up scooping the bubbles out with a dustpan, but I can't see anything in the dishwasher, so I end up breaking a glass, and cut myself on the glass which makes many of the bubbles bloody.

THE END.

It wasn't nearly as traumatic, but I also hosed up dish soap / dishwasher soap just last year. I was 35 :downs:

# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:59

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Humphreys posted:

I did this exact thing yesterday afternoon, fresh bitumen and thongs held together with a bread clip. Only lost 5 cans from the carton.

One of the guys in the motorcycle forum was once posting about the bros in Australia riding their crotch rockets "wearing thongs and singlets" and let me tell you those words apparently mean very different things in Australia and the United States.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 04:05

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

DavidAlltheTime posted:

One time when I was like 13 my folks went out for the night and gave me one job, to start the dishwasher. So I get the dishsoap and load it up and turn it on and go downstairs to play Sega Genesis, and when I come back up to the kitchen for a snack, there are suds and bubbles all over the place.

Dish soap isn't dishwasher soap.

I get the shop vac upstairs to suck up all the bubble, and the goddamn thing doesn't have it's liquid filter in, so when I stick the hose into the mass of bubbles the vacuum launches now-filthy suds up onto the ceiling of the kitchen.

I end up scooping the bubbles out with a dustpan, but I can't see anything in the dishwasher, so I end up breaking a glass, and cut myself on the glass which makes many of the bubbles bloody.

THE END.

If that wasn't a skit from Friends or Malcolm in the Middle it should have been.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:58

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Sagebrush posted:

One of the guys in the motorcycle forum was once posting about the bros in Australia riding their crotch rockets "wearing thongs and singlets" and let me tell you those words apparently mean very different things in Australia and the United States.

It's one of those words that I love when Americans get the wrong image in their heads. The opposite for me is hearing a british person talking about his Router and pronouncing it Rooter (root means gently caress here). "My router is broken" = "My penis is broken"

# ? Feb 4, 2017 06:26