TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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	500562	49.92%
	139	0.01%
	153	0.02%
	500888	49.95%
	940	0.09%
Total:	1002682 votes

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

trump is drinkin the swamp
hes consuming it n makin it one w/ him so it can be w/ him always

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:43

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# ? May 18, 2024 17:16

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

DryGoods posted:

When you punch a Nazi, do you ever realize how it hurts them on the inside as they don't feel a part of the group? Do you realize how much psychic trauma they go through when you yell at someone trying to rip up your Green Card and boot you out of the country? Words have meaning.

'It gets lonely': Being conservative on a liberal campus

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:43

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

fits my needs posted:

Trump will drain the swamp

good

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

there's all sorts of stuff to talk about with opinion polls and how they work and what might be causing what but why the gently caress would i do that when i can poo poo post and make fun of squizzle

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:43

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Yinlock posted:

these puzzles suck, i always just ask if im gay and never get a good answer

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:44

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

DryGoods posted:

When you punch a Nazi, do you ever realize how it hurts them on the inside as they don't feel a part of the group? Do you realize how much psychic trauma they go through when you yell at someone trying to rip up your Green Card and boot you out of the country? Words have meaning.

'It gets lonely': Being conservative on a liberal campus

At this stage in Trump's presidency, they're lucky people just yell at them.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:44

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

STAC Goat posted:

There's like "redneck comedy" which is the Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy stuff but then there's "rightwing comedy" which is like this branch of people saying "you can't even call someone a human being for wearing pink anymore." Its presented as the opposite of "liberal comedy" like the Daily Show but its universally unfunny and meanspirited.

There's plenty of conservative comedians out there but they mostly don't see their comedy as a political message. If you want to see "rightwing comedy" check out Greg Gutfeld's show on Fox News or any of the Jesse Watters segments on O'Reilly.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

in the great internet compact where we all must send a representative to argue for our rights i nominate that we send turdfuzz

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:45

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Nichael posted:

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:45

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

in the great internet compact where we all must send a representative to argue for our rights i nominate that we send turdfuzz

if h5n1 still walked among us, I'd go with him. turdfuzz is a good compromise though

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:46

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

i prefer not to imagine

e: I vote turdfuzz as well

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:46

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

DryGoods posted:

When you punch a Nazi, do you ever realize how it hurts them on the inside as they don't feel a part of the group? Do you realize how much psychic trauma they go through when you yell at someone trying to rip up your Green Card and boot you out of the country? Words have meaning.

'It gets lonely': Being conservative on a liberal campus

hahaha

what the hell do you have to do to make half of your sorority unfriend you on social media?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:46

HorseRenoir: Dec 25, 2011; Pillbug

"the media" is such an intentionally vague topic, the numbers would probably look a lot different if you polled about specific sources like the NYT or CNN

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:47

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

comingafteryouall posted:

just remember, the LA Times poll was right.

This is actually false though. Hillary won by over 2% nationally as most polls predicted. It was the Rust Belt that the polls hosed up

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:47

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

in the great internet compact where we all must send a representative to argue for our rights i nominate that we send turdfuzz

your honor, in order to make my case i'm going to need you to lay on this tarp with your mouth open and your eyes closed

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:47

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Al! posted:

~~your honor~~ mr president, in order to make my case i'm going to need you to lay on this tarp with your mouth open and your eyes closed

ftfy

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:49

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Yossarian-22 posted:

This is actually false though. Hillary won by over 2% nationally as most polls predicted. It was the Rust Belt that the polls hosed up

yeah I remembered that after posting. still more correct than PPP

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/829446529089990657

Oh ho ho ho. The plot thickens

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:49

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Al! posted:

donald trump is definitely going to drink piss from the stanley cup

I have it on good authority that the Stanley Cup holds 13 12 oz cans of beer. That's a lot of piss! Yowza

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:49

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

DryGoods posted:

When you punch a Nazi, do you ever realize how it hurts them on the inside as they don't feel a part of the group? Do you realize how much psychic trauma they go through when you yell at someone trying to rip up your Green Card and boot you out of the country? Words have meaning.

'It gets lonely': Being conservative on a liberal campus

lmao

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:50

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Al! posted:

but is it the one who tells the truth or the one who lies????

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:50

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

fits my needs posted:

Trump will drain the swamp

right but like, that's the easy part. It's cleaning out all the sewage and detritus and dead loving poo poo that's the hard part. Who's gonna do that?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:50

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Citizen Tayne posted:

I have it on good authority that the Stanley Cup holds 13 12 oz cans of beer. That's a lot of piss! Yowza

he has been training for this moment his whole life.

hopefully when he drinks from it he melts ala the last crusade

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:51

moveable shape: Oct 18, 2015

Gringostar posted:

okay after seeing this I'm an accelerationist burn this shithole down

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:51

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:51

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/829446529089990657

Oh ho ho ho. The plot thickens

Any chance he withdraws his own nomination. Actually if smart he should just go through with it and then loving screw trump later on.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:51

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Rocks posted:

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/829412153731977217

Does roger stone have scott walker syndrome (hosed up skull with uneven eyes, also fully retarded)

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:52

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

zen death robot posted:

https://twitter.com/mattnegrin/status/829345074400075781

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:52

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

JawKnee posted:

right but like, that's the easy part. It's cleaning out all the sewage and detritus and dead loving poo poo that's the hard part. Who's gonna do that?

No he is actually pumping raw sewage into the swamp after draining it. It is a feature.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:52

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

I like how that dumb BBC video has a dude saying "In the liberal point of view, if you're not in favor of their beliefs, you're either racist, homophobic, sexist, etc." and I'm nodding along going :yeah:

When the loving Republican sitting president refuses to acknowledge Jews dying in the Holocaust, wants to ban Muslims, and calls Mexican people rapists, then yeah, you're probably a piece of poo poo for being a part of that party, what a shock!!

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:53

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i meant to post that Gorsuch's spokes actually confirmed that Gorsuch said those things to Sen. Blumenthal.

Spicey gonna have some amusing questions to field

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:55

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

redneck nazgul posted:

can't wait for gorsuch to strike down trump's overextension of executive power and trump try to fire him

also hoping that i magically strike a oil well that contains finely aged bourbon in the backyard i don't have but hey, might as well wish

This is more likely to come true then the guy getting lucky with Berlin Wall loving lady.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:55

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Regular Nintendo posted:

Does roger stone have scott walker syndrome (hosed up skull with uneven eyes, also fully retarded)

when you catch his profile, dude looks like a zika baby head.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:56

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

gently caress

i knew i remembered spicer from somewhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYHFyY0sRh0

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:56

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://mobile.twitter.com/shanesimmons/status/829440985969029120

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:56

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

DryGoods posted:

'It gets lonely': Being conservative on a liberal campus

I like how these sad failson cucks complain about how lonely they are for being complete shits ( I'm glad their alone I hope they never find friends) and start complaining about how their opposition keep asking them actual legitimate questions about why they're loving unfeeling shits as if that will make them sympathetic.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:56

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/shanesimmons/status/829440985969029120

Al-Saqr posted:

I like how these sad failson cucks complain about how lonely they are for being complete shits ( I'm glad their alone I hope they never find friends) and start complaining about how their opposition keep asking them actual legitimate questions about why they're loving unfeeling shits as if that will make them sympathetic.

Everything about that video makes me want to scream. No I am not going to feel sympathy for these fascist dildos, sorry.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:56