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Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



I am classifying it as a car because BMW.

You know how there are people that come up with wild renderings of things beautiful to look at but in no way would they ever work in real life? Like this:

This is the brainchild of some Turkish artist named Mehmet Doruk Erdem.

A local guy that does Bonneville speed runs on vintage two strokes is also a bit of a master fabricator and made this:


and has documented the entire build with a smattering of pictures that will make you :eyepop:

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TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3

Somewhat Heroic posted:

I am classifying it as a car because BMW.

What?
http://www.bmw-motorrad.com/com/en/index.html

BMW is a pretty huge player in the motorcycle field.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



TheFonz posted:

What?
http://www.bmw-motorrad.com/com/en/index.html

BMW is a pretty huge player in the motorcycle field.

Totally aware of the BMW bike scene, but this is 'awesome AI car poo poo' and I have never been to the cycle asylum.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


Holy poo poo that loving rules!

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Someone needs to grab that for an avatar.

Or copy it and work out how to make it breathe fire.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Lightbulb Out posted:

There's another Corvette that runs in the same class that's yellow, but I don't think he has chunky tires yet. I need to do one of the rally-x's one of these days.

Yeah, me too. Probably with one of the RX-7s, or maybe the Crown Vic. I think Rally Cross might suit my driving style (balls out never lift what brakes?) better than autocross.


Holy poo poo, that's so cool!
Looks like it's on a welder or generator in a truck bed?

edit: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WrNk5i_yRQ

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Why yes, I would like to know more.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Yep, that's pretty much how it sounded in my head.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Yep, that's pretty much how it sounded in my head.

In my head, it cackles.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

https://youtu.be/g20_8-TPyTQ

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Spotted a unicorn this morning, a COMPLETELY STOCK Civic. It was being driven by an old lady who was 5ft tall and about 70 years old.

Note the optional extras on this such as the body stripe, corner scuff protectors, spoiler, wind deflectors and Honda logo'd rear plate surround. She went all out speccing this.







I love it and I want it and immediately went looking for one online. You can grab them for £500 so I may have to get one.

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Feb 8, 2017

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Also shout out to the Toyota 2000GT which is 50 years old this year.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Darchangel posted:

Holy poo poo, that's so cool!
Looks like it's on a welder or generator in a truck bed?
It's a welder according to the imgur comments.

I imagine it sounding like the robot devil from Futurama.

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Also shout out to the Toyota 2000GT which is 50 years old this year.



It's definitely one of the purtiest cars ever. There's a classic car dealer fairly near me that has 2 of them, pristine even. Actually their entire stock is pretty wow, it could shame a lot of museums as far as Japanese classics go.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


RillAkBea posted:

It's definitely one of the purtiest cars ever. There's a classic car dealer fairly near me that has 2 of them, pristine even. Actually their entire stock is pretty wow, it could shame a lot of museums as far as Japanese classics go.

As long as the headlights are down, yeah. The dealer has 2? They're about a million apiece these days aren't they? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



That works, too.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

clam ache posted:

That is the First corvette that has looked good to me. And I could only imagine what it's like hooning that thing in a field. They feel like poo poo driving on the street so it must not be much different in a field.

What the hell kind of Corvettes have you been driving on the street?

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005

RillAkBea posted:

It's definitely one of the purtiest cars ever. There's a classic car dealer fairly near me that has 2 of them, pristine even. Actually their entire stock is pretty wow, it could shame a lot of museums as far as Japanese classics go.

Link please. Could use a little Japanese car porn at work today.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Also shout out to the Toyota 2000GT which is 50 years old this year.



Hey I have an idea for a Miata bodykit. Am I being ironic? You decide!

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Might be easier to get an opel gt and work back from there

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

davebo posted:

What the hell kind of Corvettes have you been driving on the street?

I was swapping driving impressions with DV about his C6, and it sounded nothing like mine. I suppose some have been victims of GM's build quality issues.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Heh, Das Volk and his C6. The ways he got that thing to come apart I can only conclude he was abusing the drat thing. This the same guy who kept exploding rear ends in his CTS-V and blew up the engine in his Viper?

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Olympic Mathlete posted:

As long as the headlights are down, yeah. The dealer has 2? They're about a million apiece these days aren't they? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
2 slightly different models even! Now that's just showing off.

Meydey posted:

Link please. Could use a little Japanese car porn at work today.

Here's what they have on their site:

http://www.e-fujitsubo.co.jp/265/266.html

It's a shame their site isn't better because they have a giant lot all full of cars from the 60's and 70's. Me and my friend found it by accident one time and unfortunately it wasn't open that day or I'd have taken every single picture my phone could hold.

Edit: Check out the blog linked on that page as well, no English but all the old Japanese car maintenance porn you could ever want. "次のページ" is next page.

RillAkBea fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Feb 8, 2017

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

Coredump posted:

Heh, Das Volk and his C6. The ways he got that thing to come apart I can only conclude he was abusing the drat thing. This the same guy who kept exploding rear ends in his CTS-V and blew up the engine in his Viper?

That gen of CTS-V is notorious for eating rear differentials, and the engine thing with the Viper was a known defect that happened to a specific production run of those engines. I can't speak to the C6, but the other two are definitely not issues unique to Das Volk.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Q_res posted:

That gen of CTS-V is notorious for eating rear differentials, and the engine thing with the Viper was a known defect that happened to a specific production run of those engines. I can't speak to the C6, but the other two are definitely not issues unique to Das Volk.

Mmhmm, uh-huh. Tell me more.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Spotted a unicorn this morning, a COMPLETELY STOCK Civic. It was being driven by an old lady who was 5ft tall and about 70 years old.

Note the optional extras on this such as the body stripe, corner scuff protectors, spoiler, wind deflectors and Honda logo'd rear plate surround. She went all out speccing this.







I love it and I want it and immediately went looking for one online. You can grab them for £500 so I may have to get one.

That's in almost as good shape as this Accord I stumbled upon over Christmas with 48k km on the clock: https://instagram.com/p/BOhgQ6Tltgl/

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

davebo posted:

What the hell kind of Corvettes have you been driving on the street?

Old stingrays from the 50s 60s and 70s old suspension is poo poo and a lot of the corvettes I see come out for the summer most years maybe and have old poo poo rotted suspension. And also because corvettes are stupid pieces of poo poo that suck to drive and are meant to make geezers feel like there dick can still get hard. And to do most major work is so loving stupid. Like working on a PT cruiser would be easier and better.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

Coredump posted:

Mmhmm, uh-huh. Tell me more.

The TI rods in the z06 have a fun tendancy to gall on each other and seize when you drive on a track.

The new z06 can't handle a 15min session if it's like 80 degrees or warmer.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




jamal posted:

The TI rods in the z06 have a fun tendancy to gall on each other and seize when you drive on a track.

The new z06 can't handle a 15min session if it's like 80 degrees or warmer.

I think the rod thing was fixed later on the newer LS7s. I agree that the LT4 is aggressive with the spark retard, but that sucker makes a lot of heat. I think it'll eventually get remedied as well.

Every car has issues, tracking is the worst case scenario too. Most boosted cars will overheat, subaru pickups will break off, etc. It's a tough environment, especially with a lot of power. I like the new vettes (since the C5z, except the garbage interior) but would really love a C7 Z51 or GS.

Suburban Dad fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Feb 9, 2017

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


clam ache posted:

Old stingrays from the 50s 60s and 70s old suspension is poo poo and a lot of the corvettes I see come out for the summer most years maybe and have old poo poo rotted suspension. And also because corvettes are stupid pieces of poo poo that suck to drive and are meant to make geezers feel like there dick can still get hard. And to do most major work is so loving stupid. Like working on a PT cruiser would be easier and better.
You can fix a chunk of that if you really want to.

:v:

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Larrymer posted:

Every car has issues
I think the discussion here is from doubts over whether Das Volk just had bad luck or if he did more than the average owner to rough up the cars.
The Viper was for sure a common issue with their motors.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



Too much business, not enough party!

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

Amazing

edit: i'd bet 100 bucks it has a radio operator license plate on it.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
I'm the distinct lack of a coherent bodyline.

ionn
Jan 23, 2004

Din morsa.
Grimey Drawer
Well, if you have a rear-ended car, a leftover truck bed, lots of time and very little sense, I don't see the problem here.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

That looks a hell of a lot neater than I'd expect had you just described it. Could all be a death trap underneath though.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

ionn posted:

Well, if you have a rear-ended car, a leftover truck bed, lots of time and very little sense, I don't see the problem here.

Nobody has just has half a car just sitting around though

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Looks like a Fiero with a bad bodykit. Or a photoshop.

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Ola
Jul 19, 2004

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Looks like a Fiero with a bad bodykit. Or a photoshop.

Something about the buckling and the texture makes it look like the biggest car structure every built out of 2x4s, chicken wire and body filler.

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