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No-smoothie guy needs to sever and then start fishing in BFC. He'll drop so many panties it'll register as a seismic event.
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Pick posted:Look! This is what I'm talking about. People are so demented about penises that they're talking to a woman who makes jokes about plerergates, the strong but non-sexual appeal of cannibalism, cleaning the smegma bean out of horse cocks, Catholic school, and thousand dollar Korean anime dolls, and they're like, I'm sorry Pick, that guy had a weird penis, and, well, hate to say, but some people just can't be helped what if he was worried you'd take it and send it to be stuffed or something
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Feb 9, 2017 04:56
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Pvt.Scott posted:Anti-cheating is code for anti-poly Nothing wrong with either. Have you met any poly people? They are insufferable and can't wait to tell you about thier sex lives.
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Feb 9, 2017 05:00
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I hope unusual gay cocks was at least this unusual or it would be just too disappointing.  link, obviously
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Feb 9, 2017 05:07
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therobit posted:Nothing wrong with either. Have you met any poly people? They are insufferable and can't wait to tell you about thier sex lives. Are they more or less insufferable than self-professed asexuals?
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Feb 9, 2017 05:16
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lazorexplosion posted:I hope unusual gay cocks was at least this unusual or it would be just too disappointing. I've only ever seen black guys' penises before, but are white dude's dicks usually that purple?
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Feb 9, 2017 05:18
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lazorexplosion posted:I hope unusual gay cocks was at least this unusual or it would be just too disappointing. That seems kind of frustrating but there are fun things you could do with it.
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Feb 9, 2017 05:22
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The AMA with that guy was good. #reddit4lyf
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Feb 9, 2017 05:26
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Lonely Virgil posted:I've only ever seen black guys' penises before, but are white dude's dicks usually that purple? that's our display coloration, the really good ones are iridescent too
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Feb 9, 2017 05:27
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Wait so there actually is a guy out there with two cocks? Are they both functioning?
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Feb 9, 2017 05:28
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Jim Barris posted:Wait so there actually is a guy out there with two cocks? Are they both functioning? Yes. Getting both of them sucked at the same time is "overwhelming" and he prefers not to do it.
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Feb 9, 2017 05:29
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DOMDOM posted:Walking dead One time Mirthless and I were sharing what we watched and he spoiled both game of thrones and the critically acclaimed series breaking bad. I got mad but actually he quoted a phenomenon known as spoileritus where you end up wanting to talk about what you just saw so he was actually in the right. Also he met a cousin he didn't ever see befoee well he decided to make out and have teh secsy time with her .
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Feb 9, 2017 05:35
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:that's our display coloration, the really good ones are iridescent too You majestic motherfuckers.
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Feb 9, 2017 05:37
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tater_salad posted:One time Mirthless and I were sharing what we watched and he spoiled both game of thrones and the critically acclaimed series breaking bad. I got mad but actually he quoted a phenomenon known as spoileritus where you end up wanting to talk about what you just saw so he was actually in the right. Also he met a cousin he didn't ever see befoee well he decided to make out and have teh secsy time with her . i have plenty of abraham lincolns laying around buddy don't you worry
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Feb 9, 2017 05:39
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Just trying to well actually before you do 
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Feb 9, 2017 05:43
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Yes. Getting both of them sucked at the same time is "overwhelming" and he prefers not to do it.
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Feb 9, 2017 05:46
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Yes. Getting both of them sucked at the same time is "overwhelming" and he prefers not to do it. How does he manage to get both of them in his mouth at the same time?
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Feb 9, 2017 06:17
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Pvt.Scott posted:One of my greatest regrets in this life is that I didn't make out with Jimmy Urine from MSI when I had the chance. Those Unusual Gay Cocks will haunt you. He's married to a woman though, but I wouldn't doubt he's bi.
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Feb 9, 2017 06:20
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chumbler posted:Are they more or less insufferable than self-professed asexuals? I have never met an openly asexual person in the wild, and I refuse to go to whatever tumbler page they exist on so I am guessing that most asexuals drat well know better than to blab about it constantly, unlike bisexual polyamorous weirdos. But still likely less ick factor anyway because al you can imagine them doing is NOT having sex with a bunch of people.
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Feb 9, 2017 06:33
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My (25f) fiance (28m) doesn't want me to spend money on the wedding but he spent over 3,000 on a kilt Run away.
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therobit posted:I have never met an openly asexual person in the wild, and I refuse to go to whatever tumbler page they exist on so I am guessing that most asexuals drat well know better than to blab about it constantly, unlike bisexual polyamorous weirdos. But still likely less ick factor anyway because al you can imagine them doing is NOT having sex with a bunch of people. They exist, they're just your brother in law's weird brother who's never had a girlfriend. As far as I know apparently some people just have 0 sex drive
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Feb 9, 2017 06:47
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MF_James posted:He's married to a woman though, but I wouldn't doubt he's bi. Haha, it was just a quick thing after a show, yeeeeears ago. It wasn't a serious thing, he was just goofing around with the only people who decided to come talk to him in the tiny club. He gave big sloppy 30 second makeout kisses to the two beautiful people I was there with and then he was like "you want some?" and I said "no."  therobit posted:Nothing wrong with either. Have you met any poly people? They are insufferable and can't wait to tell you about thier sex lives. It's a terrible play on the bigot rallying cry, "anti-racist is a codeword for anti-white." https://youtu.be/-479nojqE3I
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Feb 9, 2017 06:49
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Pvt.Scott posted:Haha, it was just a quick thing after a show, yeeeeears ago. It wasn't a serious thing, he was just goofing around with the only people who decided to come talk to him in the tiny club. He gave big sloppy 30 second makeout kisses to the two beautiful people I was there with and then he was like "you want some?" and I said "no." You missed out then, sad that MSI doesn't tour anymore, though the last 2 shows I went to were... not as good as they were 10 years ago.
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Feb 9, 2017 06:54
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Grevling posted:I feel sorry for asexuals. It probably gets lonely. I wish I was asexual. I wouldn't have to masturbate all the time.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:They exist, they're just your brother in law's weird brother who's never had a girlfriend. As far as I know apparently some people just have 0 sex drive I have a relative like this, and yeah, she just... never dated ever and isn't interested in it. By all accounts she never was. She is passionate about engineering and basically nothing else.
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Feb 9, 2017 06:55
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Huggybear posted:slut shaming I wasn't slut shaming her you moron. I was laughing at how she, being an abusive SO, got dumped after accusing her SO of being abusive for daring to say "I'm uncomfortable with X situation", and then followed it up by harassing the guy over being dumped. chumbler posted:Hot take: if you want to gently caress other people and your partner doesn't and/or isn't really okay with it then you're each better off not being in a relationship and I don't think that's slut shaming, just consideration for people you profess to care about and acknowledgement of irreconcilable differences. 
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Pvt.Scott posted:I wish I was asexual. I wouldn't have to masturbate all the time. Asexuals can't even do that (?) Honking one off every once in a while is pretty good.
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Grevling posted:Asexuals can't even do that (?) I'm not sure, really. Maybe it's...a spectrum...
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Pick posted:I have a relative like this, and yeah, she just... never dated ever and isn't interested in it. By all accounts she never was. She is passionate about engineering and basically nothing else. Tell her to call me. I'll break her heart. Assuming I accidentally sit on her rib cage, I mean.
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Pick posted:That seems kind of frustrating but there are fun things you could do with it.
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LethalGeek posted:My curiosity got the better of me and seems mr bear is a D&D regular so you're probably right LOL, what a sad little creep hahaha. Yeah I post in the running thread in YLLS, sometimes the Trump and ME threads, and lurk in the Misogynoir thread to send cute and uplifting things to my (aaahh! the horror!!) black, feminist girlfriend. Anything else you want to know, rage baby, how about you, where else on these forums are you so tragically triggered so I can laugh at you some more
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Pick posted:these stories trigger the poo poo out of me Is it because you're self-conscious about your penis size too?
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Feb 9, 2017 07:35
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Please don't meltdown about your posting history, it gets into the carpet and this thread was just cleaned
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Huggybear posted:LOL, what a sad little creep hahaha. Yeah I post in the running thread in YLLS, sometimes the Trump and ME threads, and lurk in the Misogynoir thread to send cute and uplifting things to my (aaahh! the horror!!) black, feminist girlfriend.
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sinking belle posted:Does your Black Feminist Girlfriend make le epic ~triggered~ joaks too I don't think she would like being treated like an object. Which is what bear is doing here.
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Feb 9, 2017 07:44
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Please be nice and civil to eachother, gentlemen
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CharlestheHammer posted:I don't think she would like being treated like an object. Not only a racist, but a misogynist too. 
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I would be really proud if my GF brought up my race and political leanings to try and score a point in an internet argument.
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