Fullhouse posted:

as someone who loves weed why does anyone need enough glassware to decorate most of their home with

Grevling posted:

Her house must look like an alchemist's lab.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

alchemists weren't nearly as big fans of Bob Marley

Paul Zuvella posted:

Why the gently caress are these people bringing their kids into this persons home.

They are the wrong ones here.

Paul Zuvella posted:

Why the gently caress are these people bringing their kids into this persons home.

They are the wrong ones here.

WampaLord posted:

Yea to be fair, if I was a parent my idea wouldn't be "ask them to clean up" it would be "don't bring my kids to the stoner's place"

quote:

Looking to sue my high school, what steps should I take (self.legaladvice)

I live in NY. I certainly have a case, I have been targeted by administrators at my school unfairly and suspended for an unholy amount of time. I am looking to sue for Emotional Distress, Preventing to further my education, and excessive punishment. I went to appeal my suspension at a "school court" hearing and they ended up giving me 5 more days. The principal even admitted that they had no proof to certain things I did, but because I am under the roof of the school, it doesn't matter. I recorded my hearing in which the assistant principal lied under oath. My parents are teachers at a neighboring school district so they don't want to get involved to hurt their image even though have been out of school for almost a month already and am behind in all my classes so I have to do this myself. Thank you.

new phone who dis posted:

Probably because she's a lifeline to a time when they remember being cool. I'm in my 30s and single, and when some of my friends get spare moments to hang out they seem like drowning victims gasping at all the sweet, free air and some of them have no problem bringing along their kids.

Pick posted:

but sometimes I just get those flashes of being gangbanged while dressed as Sailor Moon in the middle of a comic book convention.

Zzulu posted:

guysy i have an issue

a girl 8 years younger than me is flirting with me at work

what do

gentle pete posted:

Celery Jello posted:

More importantly, what is her wardrobe on a scale of "I own 5 Che Guevara t-shirts" to "All of my clothing has a marijuana leaf on it somewhere."

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

if she doesn't want to budge on her identity of 'weeeed, man', as is her right, and doesn't want to be unwelcoming to her mommy friends, she could at least be accomodating enough to leave out a bowl of edibles for the little nugrats

Yawgmoth posted:

Wash out the ashtrays and fill them with candy.

Zzulu posted:

im asking for help here u insensitive fcuks

Low Desert Punk posted:

What kind of pussies have to go to the hospital after eating an edible

Just give them a blanket and put on Star Trek

Themata posted:

Here are a bunch of women who are justified in not being pleased about their boyfriend's porn habits. Secret word will become immediately obvious if you read on.

My [28F] husband [37M] is googling jailbait.


My SO(33M) and me(32F) together 1 year, he searched for jailbait, should I be concerned.


Right... you like the thin body type


I think I found the woman with panhypopituitarism. The ages even match, except the woman is now one year older:

I'm [25F] starting to feel like my fiance [28M] is attracted to me for creepy reasons

Low Desert Punk posted:

What kind of pussies have to go to the hospital after eating an edible

Just give them a blanket and put on Star Trek

quote:

DEARBORN, Mich. – A police officer in this Detroit suburb was allowed to resign after admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies.

The department's investigation began with a 911 call from Sanchez's home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-minute tape of the call, obtained by the Free Press under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

"I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

Moridin920 posted:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/05/10/cop-avoids-charges-in-pot-brownie-caper.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gy5NGqbFlw



lol

Low Desert Punk posted:

What kind of pussies have to go to the hospital after eating an edible

Just give them a blanket and put on Star Trek

Ride The Gravitron posted:

If they don't want their kids around that stuff then don't bring the kids. It's a pretty big red flag that hey friends would attempt to wrestle control of her own house away from her. Pot head lady may be too huge of a pot head but she's right in this issue.

Mirthless posted:

you'd think a cop of all people would have known weed couldn't actually kill you

new phone who dis posted:

I smoked for years and had to quit because it was giving me panic attacks. They feel just like you imagine a heart attack would.

quote:

I've been madly in love this girl for half my life. We were pretty close friends in high school, but have sort of drifted away. However, I simply can't stop thinking about her and said gently caress it, I'll just tell her. Here's what I said.

Me: Hey. I’m sorry for messaging you out of the blue like this, but there’s something important I’ve been meaning to tell you. I guess I was scared of what you’d say or think of me. The truth is, there isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t think of you, what you’re up to, how you’re feeling. You’re the only person I’ve been able to think about since I met you ten years ago. You’re the most amazing human being I’ve ever known, but I wasn’t sure how to go about telling you. I’ve decided that I’m tired of wondering “what if?” and I’m just going to come out and say it: I’m so deeply in love with you that it hurts. I know I may have shown it in strange ways, but never for a moment did I ever stop loving you. And if you don’t feel the same way, it’s okay, but it’s still better than wondering about what could have been.

She responded a few hours later.

Her: UIUCFreshalt, I had no idea. I don't know what to say. I really didn't think you could ever feel this way about me. To be honest, I thought you thought I was annoying. I'm so unbelievably flattered you said those things. I think you are an amazing, smart, awesome guy and deserve the best. But I'm just not thinking about matters of the heart right now. School has taken over my life to the point where I can't even breath. I don't want to tell you something that I don't feel or make you any promises because that is just unfair to you and cruel. I respect you so much so please don't take this the wrong way. I don't want to lose you as a friend. And don't let me be the only person you think about. I don't think I'm worth it.

Now I'm not very good at these things, but I can't shake the feeling that this is just a nice way of letting me down easily.

Moridin920 posted:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/05/10/cop-avoids-charges-in-pot-brownie-caper.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gy5NGqbFlw



lol

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

No freakshow in this one, but it does have a punchline

I (20M) told the woman (20F) I've been in love with for half my life how I really feel. I have no idea how to respond to what she sent me.

quote:

But I'm just not thinking about matters of the heart right now. School has taken over my life to the point where I can't even breath

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

No freakshow in this one, but it does have a punchline

I (20M) told the woman (20F) I've been in love with for half my life how I really feel. I have no idea how to respond to what she sent me.

quote:

So basically, it's what the title says. I was using the bathroom, standing up peeing, and I dunno the bolt on the door must not have slid correctly into the lock or something, I don't even know what happened, my mother walked in on me while I was using the toilet. The toilet is dead on facing the door so my back was to her when she walked in so she couldn't have seen anything.

I am so incredibly loving confused by this. I know it sounds like a troll post but I swear to Christ it's not. Like I seriously need help what the gently caress it was just a mistake???

This was yesterday morning, we were laughing and joking before this happened, but ever since she has refused to speak to me, even when I speak to her. She told my brother it's because when she walked in on me it made her feel disgusted and she felt like I was a different person to her (not verbatim but it was along those lines)

I am so confused. Believe me reddit I would love if this was a joke or troll post but it is most certainly not.

My father reddits and I dunno if he knows my name so I'm using a throwaway. He hates my mom and I don't want him to have any ammunition against her.

quote:

Been with my girlfriend for almost a year, it's a great relationship, we always communicate very very well, barely ever fight, and we have always been weirdly open with bathroom habits and we each have no problems with being in the bathroom, or walking into the bathroom while one or the other is doing a poop.

Earlier on today, i was on the toilet and after eating terribly over this weekend (which is rare), i was on the toilet for the third time doing a poop and my butt hole was stinging like crazy and because i had no wet wipes, i decided to spit on the toilet paper. Just as i spat on the paper, my girlfriend walked in and just yelled "WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING DID YOU JUST loving LICK YOUR poo poo ROLL. WHAT THE gently caress. WHAT. THE. gently caress"

I quickly finished up and ran out into the loungeroom to ask her why she was freaking out. she said "you cant be loving serious. you were just licking your dirty toilet paper!? what the gently caress *****!?" I said "Babe, calm down, i was spitting on CLEAN paper because there are no wetwipes, i wasnt bloody licking it! My butt hole hurts so i was just making a DIY wet wipe!"

She now wont talk to me. She honestly thinks i'm a dirty freak who eats their own poo poo. This is the first problem we have ever had and i dont know how to deal with it, because it's not really an issue that comes up in every relationship! Jesus!