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Jedit posted:Necrophilia is dead good. yeah, but one day that rotten oval office will split on ya
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:love to crack open a cold one after work w the boys Sir, this is a pet cemetery.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 12:03 |
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XMNN posted:imagine if 9/11 happened today, those children would be reading my pet goat to the president
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freeedr posted:Romancer being the operative bit
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 13:50 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:I wouldn't say I loved her. What's the Greek for "hole"? η μητέρα σου
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 14:18 |
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Dabir posted:η μητέρα σου Get your anime letters out of here!
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Pick posted:Trig Discipline is somehow a loving shapshooter of the "your mom" joke. It's always in a completely random place and it is always a perfect hit. Some idiot recently self-banned in QCS over getting 6 for a mom joke in GBS, and couldn't seem to understand that they were banned for making an unfunny mom joke, if it had been a good one it would have been fine. And jesus, a 6 isn't even a probation. I wish I'd saved a link to the best spontaneous your mom burn I've seen, can't find it but it went something like this "If I had a vagina I'd go to the nearest lesbian bar and lay on my back on a table and spread my legs and let dykes run a train on me all day long" "yeah if I was a woman I'd probably take after my own mother too"
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Solice Kirsk posted:Get your anime letters out of here! Anime is bad (in general, but also at Greek letters)
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 16:36 |
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Anonymous confession thread posted:quote:My wife just dropped a massive bombshell on me that I'm pretty sure will destroy the marriage. subhuman filth posted: quote:The obese Florence nightingale of retard blowjobs Arkanomen posted: quote:I agree, no one should go unloved but they should also go unflattened. free basket of chips posted: quote:Does your wife work from home
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E_P posted:I like Haier because everyone one has 1 or 2 wierd hook up stories (especially out here in Asia) and then they usually becomes traumatised and move on to something else but Haier's stories are like watching a bird fly into a closed window over and over and over.
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Splicer posted:Mirthless has died on so many hills that you could build a new hill entirely out of the Mithless corpses which Mirthless would immediately die on
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:16 |
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Accurate.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:50 |
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every loving time
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 22:11 |
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Yeah, he would.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 23:13 |
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This is the most I've laughed in a long time. Poor guy, but drat.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 23:45 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Sometimes in Winter I just stuff all my groceries in my coat pockets. Sociopastry posted:your coat is now your pantry. fill it for the winter so you can survive the harsh climate. stuff a rotisserie chicken into your pockets. put condiments in the liner. thrive
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Throwing Turtles posted:Beavers can get pretty drat big. Like 50 or 60 pounds big. You're going to have to take my word for it though, an image search wasn't helpful. QUACKTASTIC posted:Yeah, a GIS for '50 pound beaver' without safe-search on isn't going to yield many rodents.
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MonoAus posted:Is gay alligator rape really that much different to hetero alligator rape? Platystemon posted:Move one letter in your username and you’re “MooAnus”.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 04:41 |
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fizzymercy posted:I knew a guy who used fish antibiotics to help with an infection he got in his elbow after a nasty fall.
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Dreddout posted:What should I major in if I want to be paid disgusting amounts of money to draw graphs? zedprime posted:A well connected family and an executive MBA.
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rjmccall posted:i grab a thick foot-long carrot and i take it into my mouth, inch by knobby inch, my tongue savoring that rough but luscious skin, my jaws straining to bite, tear, crush it, barely able to keep up with my hunger for more, more, more of that hard orange root carry on then posted:"eh, what's up doc?"
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 21:29 |
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Alteisen posted:Grinding money in owner mode of DOAX3 can eat a barrel of dicks, along with the owner exclusives swimsuits. Leal posted:I'm not convinced this game is anything then one gigantic troll with tits. The girls have a set chance to reject gifts, even if you do anything right cause gently caress you (though if you wanna throw some cash our way you can buy premium gift wrap which has a 100% success rate!). Wrapping the exclusive swimsuits cost a lot of owner cash, and if a girl rejects the gift you get to spend the money to wrap it up and try again. There is difficulty scaling, so if you don't want every minigame to be a pain the rear end you need to intentionally throw games to get it to scale back down. There is a money cap so you can't hoard money. Even partnering is a pain in the rear end if you don't take whoever offers to join you at the start, even with 3 notes they still reject. Pastry of the Year posted:Just jerk off you loving lunatic
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 21:34 |
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I love the bird threadBattle Pigeon posted:Steve's Bathroom Adventures Eejit posted:As I understand it, that's the usual grindr experience
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 01:29 |
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ol yeller posted:(voiceover) Caesar ruled his kingdom with glorious victory...
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 01:56 |
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value-brand cereal posted:mirthless
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LethalGeek posted:It's amazing how he seems to have a personal experience with every drat thing ever I really want to see a picture of him irl.
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Chichevache posted:I really want to see a picture of him irl. He posted one earlier. Bog standard skinny metalhead is a pretty good description.
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VanSandman posted:He posted one earlier. Bog standard skinny metalhead is a pretty good description. I am 100% shocked and disbeliefed. I want to see the alternative photo. one of my encounters with him was based on his ridiculous defense of obesity. He sounded like he took it very personally.
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Chichevache posted:I am 100% shocked and disbeliefed. I want to see the alternative photo. He used to be obese, he lost weight. I'm not just guessing, he mentioned that as well.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 05:23 |
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He has long, beautiful hair.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 05:48 |
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Even in threads Mirthless doesn't post in, he's making hills of posts about himself to die on.
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Chichevache posted:I am 100% shocked and disbeliefed. I want to see the alternative photo. He had a hard time grasping that it was possible to be in good shape outside of the "healthy" BMI zone lol
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Tendai posted:I love the bird thread cool birbs
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Hogge Wild posted:cool birbs
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Neddy Seagoon posted:
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 16:57 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I wouldn't marry her either, she proposed during the second quarter when his favorite team was getting loving massacred in one of the all time great superbowl beatings when the Pats had a less than 1% chance of winning.
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wayfinder posted:i just saw Moana and its weird hearing the rock say my name theflyingorc posted:it doesn't matter what your name is
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Pick posted:and the fact is i still like touching my cat's nipples to the beat like some sort of extremely uncomfortable revival of guitar hero, and i guess my point is people come in two flavors: psychos and boring a-holes,
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Oh my god
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