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I see you've been filling up that piggy bank moridin. One of these days!
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Psycho Society posted:Would you let him put a UAE baby in u we'd have to negotiate that he might be a pretty cool guy, who knows. he likes horses, that's a really good first step
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:11 |
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$1000/day is the retainer, to have them on call. To actually have sex they'd get a lot more.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:12 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol $1000/day isn't even in the ball park for a high class escort You've got to average it out. If he's paying her $1,000 a day, but only sees her like once every two months, then it's more like $60,000 for an encounter with an on-call fee
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Pick posted:You've got to average it out. If he's paying her $1,000 a day, but only sees her like once every two months, then it's more like $60,000 for an encounter with an on-call fee You get charged for the time whether you're loving or not and $1000/day for something that includes travel to a foreign country is lol. She's either getting ripped off super hard or something else is going on. Psycho Society posted:I see you've been filling up that piggy bank moridin. One of these days! Every toothbrush bought from CVS and eBay brings me one small step closer...
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:15 |
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please, tell me more about the ins and outs of the high price dubain escort market moridin
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:19 |
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Leon Einstein posted:What a stupid story. If it were true, dude isn't paying a grand a day not not gently caress them. I don't think that's the most implausible part of the story. Rich people in Dubai probably find it a chore to blow all their money.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:19 |
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Look all I'm saying is I've seen the prices and $1000 won't even get you a decent Craiglist escort for a day let alone convince her to travel to Dubai. *looks around nervously*
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:20 |
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Moridin920 posted:You get charged for the time whether you're loving or not and $1000/day for something that includes travel to a foreign country is lol. She's either getting ripped off super hard or something else is going on. Models are poor, and often owe their agencies money for travel at any given time. Ignoring the unignorable sex issue, I can see the financial temptation. She wouldn't be comparing herself to a $5K/day escort, she'd be comparing herself to...herself, likely averaging closer to $100/day dealing with lovely people.
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Subjunctive posted:Models are poor, and often owe their agencies money for travel at any given time. Ignoring the unignorable sex issue, I can see the financial temptation. She wouldn't be comparing herself to a $5K/day escort, she'd be comparing herself to...herself, likely averaging closer to $100/day dealing with lovely people. I think you're right that she thinks she is getting a ton of cash; all I'm saying is that if that story is accurate she is getting hella ripped off. And they're definitely loving on those overnight yacht parties yeah haha.
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Moridin920 posted:I think you're right that she thinks she is getting a ton of cash; all I'm saying is that if that story is accurate she is getting hella ripped off. Maybe she's not very good in bed, and would only make $250/night as an escort!
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Pick posted:i want this job. for $1,000 a day i will even lick his willy, like, whenever. I bet you'd tap his nipples all night
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:25 |
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Dubai sounds like a shity place to move for a job, but hey that other chick is letting a guy pee out her for free
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:36 |
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Tolkien minority posted:in my opinion, sleeping in a fortress made up of lucky charm boxes, is not good You need to step up your game, son
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:40 |
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I (19F) think there might be something off with one of my baby sisters (11F)quote:I feel so mean as I am beginning to type this, but I need to get some help.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:42 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Dubai sounds like a shity place to move for a job, but hey that other chick is letting a guy pee out her for free yeah I mean basically women put up with so much poo poo if we date anyway, might as well be paid $1000 a day by a guy who appreciates horses
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:43 |
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Pick posted:yeah I mean basically women put up with so much poo poo if we date anyway, might as well be paid $1000 a day by a guy who appreciates horses The BWM thread would have an aneurism.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:45 |
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Nazzadan posted:I (19F) think there might be something off with one of my baby sisters (11F) She sure is 11. How does a 19 year old not understand this
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:47 |
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How much money can you make by couponing and reselling?
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 23:56 |
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Just lol if you don't pee on your SO in the shower and make a game of it. It's important to set rules though, for example at my place the special move Screaming Dongicopter is banned because piss is really hard to get out of the ceiling.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 00:07 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:How much money can you make by couponing and reselling? please, i beg you, stop this madness food court bailiff posted:Just lol if you don't pee on your SO in the shower and make a game of it. It's important to set rules though, for example at my place the special move Screaming Dongicopter is banned because piss is really hard to get out of the ceiling. i played this game once and my girlfriend pushed me, I slipped and hit my head on the soap holder. she then told me that if I ever did that again some night I would wake up to her sitting on my face and pissing in my open mouth Play fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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Quality of life can outweigh a certain amount of money. I'm willing to pay slightly over the minimum possible amount for soap so I don't devote 20 hours a week to couponing and live in a soap fort. There are other things in this life. In short, girlfriend needs to get a grip, next case!
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Play posted:please, i beg you, stop this madness we're not done until Mirthless weighs in we're never done until he does
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 00:15 |
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Nazzadan posted:I (19F) think there might be something off with one of my baby sisters (11F) :\ you gotta wonder what kind of poo poo that little girl went through if she got adopted at age 5 value-brand cereal posted:we're not done until Mirthless weighs in I already did like two loving pages ago ftr i was making about 300-500/wk flipping stuff from thrift stores and clearance bins on ebay. I never got into FBA or an amazon storefront, that's where you make the real money, generally you track down clearance merchandise that is still in new retail packaging and resell it on amazon at retail price. Let's say you're an extreme couponer, and you buy 47 $9.00 things of shaving cream for 90 cents a can. You ship it to Amazon, they sell it for $9.00, and you collect something like $4.00 profit from the sale after amazon's cut and your expenses. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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Oh teenagers and social media A distant friend (16F) is going after me (17M) and taking my girlfriend (17F) down in the process. HELP quote:I have been with my girlfriend "Anne" for over a year now. We are very happy together and she is a very happy and cheery girl. Anne is not a lot like the other girls. She's a natural red head with wavy long hair and pretty green eyes. She doesn't wear any make up, claiming she doesn't have the time to do it or the patience, but she honestly doesn't need it. She is an amazing writer, has won several district and state wide writing competitions. I have a band, alternative rock/punk rock, and when she became my girlfriend, she made the band part of her life, as well, even though she can't keep a beat to save her life. She records our shows, edits them, helps transport equipment with her car, and brings food to our rehearsals. She's really such a joy and I love being with her. This is SO PUNK RAWK
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Streak posted:My wife [21 F] wants to have sex with me [23 M] too much A few pages back, but I'm a big fan of this bit from the comments: quote:I could give a baby a lot of my time and I could cut an hour or two of work per day for a baby. I'm very knowledgeable in diet and education (though I didn't attend college). There's a 9-month warning before he or she is actually born. I'd zoom through the preparation (furniture, baby proofing, books, food, hiring a maid possibly, etc.) I'd be very willing to have one but I'd prefer it timed. Apparently he's also been making 'business deals' with an ex-model and spending more time with her than with his wife? This guy is goin' places, man.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 01:35 |
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Subjunctive posted:You are like the guy from Catch Me If You Can, or maybe Forrest Gump. I'm genuinely impressed by how many stories here tie back to your experience. has anyone checked to make sure that Mirthless isn't just a parachute for Fifty-Foot Ant
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 01:36 |
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PleasingFungus posted:has anyone checked to make sure that Mirthless isn't just a parachute for Fifty-Foot Ant 50 foot ant could tell an interesting story
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 01:58 |
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Subjunctive posted:You are like the guy from Catch Me If You Can, or maybe Forrest Gump. I'm genuinely impressed by how many stories here tie back to your experience. It's insane how Mirthless has experience with every single topic that comes up in this thread.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 03:51 |
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quote:I [26M] cannot get over the fact that my girlfriend [18F] had a threesome and a foursome before we met.Relationships corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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I'm just saying if I had a threesome and then a foursome with women my friends would just call me "The Legend" and eventually forget my real name.
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corn on the cop posted:I [26M] cannot get over the fact that my girlfriend [18F] had a threesome and a foursome before we met. They both sound like absurdly terrible people, so I recommend a strong dose of double
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 04:15 |
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i just love him getting upset over his teenage girlfriend's history when he hosed her within thirty-minutes of meeting and solicited prostitutes
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 04:20 |
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WampaLord posted:It's insane how Mirthless has experience with every single topic that comes up in this thread. My parents would have been an /r/relationships story if reddit had existed in 1990 That's just the way my life's played out. corn on the cop posted:i just love him getting upset over his teenage girlfriend's history when he hosed her within thirty-minutes of meeting and solicited prostitutes banging a girl 8 years his junior, who he knows "just turned 18" she's probably not actually 18 yet this dude is a loving world class creep
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 04:20 |
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Everyone involved in this story sounds really fuckin seedy so just lol overall. Gumbel2gumbel has a good point.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 04:21 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:They both sound like absurdly terrible people, so I recommend a strong dose of double she doesn't sound like a very good person but i'm going to guess she was awakened to sexuality way too young and not by choice all teenagers are horny but hypersexual behavior in children isn't normal and it's a big for abuse edit: basically i'm just saying this world is a loving awful place Mirthless fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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WampaLord posted:It's insane how Mirthless has experience with every single topic that comes up in this thread. Not going to lie, I was half expecting him to "well actually" the incest stories.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I'm just saying if I had a threesome and then a foursome with women my friends would just call me "The Legend" and eventually forget my real name. Legend, party of five, your table is ready.
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Patrick Spens posted:Not going to lie, I was half expecting him to "well actually" the incest stories.
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