Psycho Society posted:

Would you let him put a UAE baby in u

Moridin920 posted:

lol $1000/day isn't even in the ball park for a high class escort

either that story is just fake or something else is going or... something.

Pick posted:

You've got to average it out. If he's paying her $1,000 a day, but only sees her like once every two months, then it's more like $60,000 for an encounter with an on-call fee

Psycho Society posted:

I see you've been filling up that piggy bank moridin. One of these days!

Leon Einstein posted:

What a stupid story. If it were true, dude isn't paying a grand a day not not gently caress them.

Moridin920 posted:

You get charged for the time whether you're loving or not and $1000/day for something that includes travel to a foreign country is lol. She's either getting ripped off super hard or something else is going on.

Subjunctive posted:

Models are poor, and often owe their agencies money for travel at any given time. Ignoring the unignorable sex issue, I can see the financial temptation. She wouldn't be comparing herself to a $5K/day escort, she'd be comparing herself to...herself, likely averaging closer to $100/day dealing with lovely people.

Moridin920 posted:

I think you're right that she thinks she is getting a ton of cash; all I'm saying is that if that story is accurate she is getting hella ripped off.

And they're definitely loving on those overnight yacht parties yeah haha.

Pick posted:

i want this job. for $1,000 a day i will even lick his willy, like, whenever.

Tolkien minority posted:

in my opinion, sleeping in a fortress made up of lucky charm boxes, is not good

quote:

I feel so mean as I am beginning to type this, but I need to get some help.
Six years ago, my family adopted three little girls and I became a big sister.
However... the last two years have been odd with my oldest little sister, lets call her Ann.
Ann... does some weird things from time to time.
1. She sneaks around.
When our family has meetings at home, or adults are talking, or maybe her classmates are having a private discussion- She will try anything to listen in on what they are saying, even though it never has anything to do with her.
She can randomly walk up to people, to listen in on what they are saying- This is the most obvious approach, and if I see her do this I shoo her away.
Ann also tries to be clever in her ways of listening to what people are saying, she can pick up a necklace, make a knot in it, walk into the room nearby to make it seem like she isn't listening and 'only trying to fix her necklace'- Or she can pick up a wet piece of cloth and 'clean' the same area over and over whilst she listens in.
2. She lies. A lot.
Around two years ago, she just began to lie, it was as if she woke up one morning and decided she wanted to do just that, it has become such a 'normal' thing for her that she even seems to believe her own lies, unless you manage to prove to her that 'I know you are lying right now.'
Her lies can at times be completely innocent, like saying she loves Bieber to her friends, but then tells others she hates him- But at times the lies can be weird or just bad?
One time, Ann and my middle youngest sister, lets call her Marie, came home from school and Marie was so embarrassed and angry.
Of course, I asked Marie what was wrong and she tells me that Ann had been running around their school saying that she owned her very own pony, to both classmates and teachers. Ann denied the whole thing until we picked up our youngest sister "Sarah" who told us that rumours had spread throughout the school; that Ann had a horse she would ride and take to competitions, and now students and teachers alike wanted to see this horse.
BUT even then, she refused to admit she had lied, so I told her I would personally ask around the school if she had done this, then, she began to admit it... But to this day, she still spreads lies like this.
However, that is not all... If anyone ever sees her doing something, bad or good- she lies about that too.
See her taking out the dishes? Tell her she is doing a good job but she quickly lies and says it wasn't her, still while she is grinning all happy.
See her doing something bad? Like throwing a book out of frustration, or saying something nasty to her younger sisters- She will refuse to admit she did anything wrong whilst looking me or another family member straight in the eye.
We've sat her down so many times, trying to explain to her how bad it is for her to lie- What can happen to her if she keeps on lying, we've even asked her why she lies, and she always replies the same thing: "I don't know." :/
*3. Some small odd things she has started with the last two years. *
Because of all her lying, she has lost many friends, and has started to try hanging out with some bullies at school... These bullies also targets Marie and Sarah, but Ann joins the bullies to mess with them even though she -knows- they are bad and she too is a bully for being mean to other students.
She shows 'extreme' happiness at times- what I mean by that is. Lets say she and her sisters get some candy, her younger sisters get very happy ofc, but Ann becomes super hyperactive, waving her arms around, yelling out "Yes yes yesssss! Thank you thank yoooou!" It almost seems... fake? at times.
Can randomly push, punch or throw someone, mainly her sisters, down to the floor. This isn't super common, but common enough that we know she does it intentionally. Always when we ask what happened, there aren't any triggers for Ann to do those type of stuff (like they were arguing or anything), no, she can just punch her sisters out of the blue and then lie about not having done it.
If there are boys or teenage guys around, she will do anything to get their attention- sit next to them, try talking to them about all and everything. She does not do this to females.
My mother thinks she might have some sort of double diagnosis of ADHD and something else, I'm not so sure though.
** tl;dr - Eleven year old sister lies constantly, eavesdrops on anything she hears and will not stop even though we've tried, almost begged her, to stop doing these dumb things.**

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Dubai sounds like a shity place to move for a job, but hey that other chick is letting a guy pee out her for free

Pick posted:

yeah I mean basically women put up with so much poo poo if we date anyway, might as well be paid $1000 a day by a guy who appreciates horses

Nazzadan posted:

I (19F) think there might be something off with one of my baby sisters (11F)

Help, my sister is a rogue??

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

How much money can you make by couponing and reselling?

food court bailiff posted:

Just lol if you don't pee on your SO in the shower and make a game of it. It's important to set rules though, for example at my place the special move Screaming Dongicopter is banned because piss is really hard to get out of the ceiling.

Play posted:

please, i beg you, stop this madness

Nazzadan posted:

I (19F) think there might be something off with one of my baby sisters (11F)

Help, my sister is a rogue??

value-brand cereal posted:

we're not done until Mirthless weighs in

we're never done until he does

quote:

I have been with my girlfriend "Anne" for over a year now. We are very happy together and she is a very happy and cheery girl. Anne is not a lot like the other girls. She's a natural red head with wavy long hair and pretty green eyes. She doesn't wear any make up, claiming she doesn't have the time to do it or the patience, but she honestly doesn't need it. She is an amazing writer, has won several district and state wide writing competitions. I have a band, alternative rock/punk rock, and when she became my girlfriend, she made the band part of her life, as well, even though she can't keep a beat to save her life. She records our shows, edits them, helps transport equipment with her car, and brings food to our rehearsals. She's really such a joy and I love being with her.
Well, we play at a local club made specifically for High Schoolers, and there I met a girl who did the light board. She goes to a different school, but is a grade behind Anne and I. Lets call her "Hope". She is a very attractive girl. She has dyed jet black hair, blown eyes, and wears dark "daring" (as she says) make up. She loves music and we have the same favorite band and she can keep up with my conversation on music better than Anne can. Anne has always been nice to Hope, nothing weird as happened, and Anne has no problem with me talking to her on Facebook or at the club, because its all platonic.
She dated a close friend of mine, but she was a clingy bitch apparently and a poser. We didn't talk for a long time after that happened, but shortly after our show at the beginning of March, things started getting pretty hosed up.
The Monday following our show, a friend of mine, Jon, who frequented Instagram, sent me a screenshot of a post by Hope. She had taken a picture of me onstage playing my guitar and deemed me her Man Crush Monday. I showed Anne, who did not go on Instagram a lot. A bit later, I saw Anne had made a comment on the post that said, "While I know he's great, it makes me uncomfortable that my boyfriend is your man crush Monday." Hope commented back, "Why? You insecure that he will leave you for somebody like me?" Anne did not comment back. I asked her what she felt about this and admitted it was a bit childish, but that she wasn't worried because she trusted our relationship.
The next day, my girlfriend got a Facebook message from Hope, who is not her friend on Facebook. It said, "Hey. I know that MCM probably made you feel weird, but [me] and I are really good friends and you're not going to come between that." Anne messages back, "I understand you two have a friendship and it does not bother me. From what I know about MCM, it's about boys you are interested in. You two can be as good as friends as you'd like. I trust [me]." Hope replied, "Look, don't pretend to be a goody two shoe. I know it bothers you that [me] is friends with a pretty punk rocker." Anne said, "It doesn't bother me. At least you have good self-esteem. Please stop messaging me."
The next day on Instagram, Hope posted a picture of me with hearts on it. It was a picture of Anne and I, and Hope had put a big X over Anne's face. I texted Anne to make sure she saw it and asked if she was alright. She replied, "Yes... and while I trust our relationship, when is she going to stop doing this?"
I messages Hope on Facebook, "Hey... Look I'm not going to be able to be your friend anymore if you're going to tear my girlfriend down like this. I don't want to be in a relationship with you. We are just friends who like the same music. You need to tone down the heat on my girlfriend." She replied within seconds (she's a social media girl), "I really like you, as you probably guessed. You're such a cool and smart guy, I don't know why you're with a girl like Anne. She's so boring." I replied back, "Anne is an awesome person, you never even gave her a chance. I want you to take down all your posts about me and Anne. You can keep thinking you're prettier and better than Anne, but I will personally tell you you're not. You need to get over yourself. Anne has been nothing but nice to you." She sent back, "So this is how our friendship ends? With you getting a happy ending? Where's my happy ending? What about what I want?" I replied, "This isn't about what you want anymore. Everybody saw what you wanted because you plastered it all over Facebook and Instagram. Now this is what I want, and I want you to delete all your stupid posts and back off." She didn't reply after that.
The next evening, Anne and I were hanging out. I was playing Xbox while she played on her PSP when she suddenly got a text. We figured it was our friend, who we were waiting to get off work to go eat, but it was Hope. She sent a text that said, "gently caress you. gently caress you. gently caress you. I hope you get hit by a train, I hope you get trampled by a stampede of horses, and most importantly, I just hope you die!!" Anne blew it off. A few minutes later, Hope texted again, "Why don't you become a woman and fight back, you little prick. You don't deserve [me]! He deserves somebody who shares a passion in music. He deserves somebody pretty who will take his breath away. Not some boring girl who already acts like my grandmother and looks like her, too." Anne texted her back, "So... are you just looking for a reaction?" Hope replied, "gently caress you. I want you to know the truth. YOU'RE UGLY. I wanna hurl every time I see you." Anne replied, "lol ok. I honestly don't care what you think. This is really petty. Please stop texting me." She texted back, "Oh you're so cool, Anne. Totally punk rock. I know you're loving crying over there." Anne text back, "Jesus Christ, how are you even a human being? Look, I don't know what you're problem is or what I did to you, but you need to look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself what you're doing. I'm done with your stupid little game. Good bye." Hope texted back, "STFU. I think you're the one who needs to look in a mirror." Anne did not text back. Even when we met our friend to go eat, she didn't even bring up or discuss what Hope was doing. She was so unaffected.
Of course, Facebook blew up with statuses like, "ANNE IS SUCH A BITCH." "WHY CAN'T I JUST GET WHAT I WANT FOR ONCE?" "IM A MODEL AND YOU'RE A PEASANT." Instagram blew up with pictures of selfies of her wearing nothing but a sports bra and doing that stupid duck face with captions like, "I won't sink, baby, unless I take you down with me." "In the end, I get what I want." "Who wants to play a fun game of Hunt That Bitch?" And I see Hope is trying to get a trend on Twitter called #BITCHFACEANNE.
So, what can I do? Hope is out of loving control and I don't want this to wear on my girlfriend... Help?
tl;dr crazy rear end bitch trying to get with me and is social media and text harassing my girlfriend, in an attempt to make her run away and cry. Girlfriend is okay so far, I just don't know how to stop this from wearing on my girlfriend too far.

Streak posted:

My wife [21 F] wants to have sex with me [23 M] too much

quote:

I could give a baby a lot of my time and I could cut an hour or two of work per day for a baby. I'm very knowledgeable in diet and education (though I didn't attend college). There's a 9-month warning before he or she is actually born. I'd zoom through the preparation (furniture, baby proofing, books, food, hiring a maid possibly, etc.) I'd be very willing to have one but I'd prefer it timed.

Subjunctive posted:

You are like the guy from Catch Me If You Can, or maybe Forrest Gump. I'm genuinely impressed by how many stories here tie back to your experience.

PleasingFungus posted:

has anyone checked to make sure that Mirthless isn't just a parachute for Fifty-Foot Ant

Subjunctive posted:

You are like the guy from Catch Me If You Can, or maybe Forrest Gump. I'm genuinely impressed by how many stories here tie back to your experience.

quote:

I [26M] cannot get over the fact that my girlfriend [18F] had a threesome and a foursome before we met.Relationships

I've been in a relationship with a 18 year old girl for a little over 4 months now and we love each other so much and we pretty much spent 98% of the days together every since. But to me there is one little problem, and that is her sexual past. One month into the relationship, when we were into the shower together, she told me that she had a threesome and then a foursome. At first i was thinking it was just her and her friend taking turns having sex with two other guys, but that wasn't the case. She told me that both the times it happened, she was the only girl involved, so it was a MMF and MMMF. When she told me i got extremely upset because very early on into the relationship I knew that i liked her so much and wanted a long term relationship with her that would lead to marriage. It just hurts me to know that she devalued herself like that and what she done is a reflection on her self-esteem, morals and values. I mean which girl who just turned 18 does these short of things?

Since the entirety of the relationship, ive bought it up quite a few times. Things were going well and i'd feel happy, but then i would just remember what she had done and it becomes a major buzz kill. We nearly broke up a couple of times because of it because i would try to shame her for it and she would then feel worthless. I got her to explain the circumstances and she pretty much said that she was having sex with one guy only while the other guys were just playing with themselves and occasionally she would give them oral 'for like thirty seconds'. The circumstances dont matter though, because that the end of the day she was in a room with multiple guys while engaging in sexual activities.

Will i ever be able to get over this? It always lingers in the back of my mind and she said it herself that this is probably the reason that we'll break up. It's just that i love her soooooo much that words cannot explain and honestly i can see that she loves me to death back. I cannot even fathom breaking up with her and just thinking about it just hurts me. I want to marry her, have children with her and spend the rest of my life with her, but what she done is just like a dark cloud over my head.

To be honest, my past isn't the greatest either. I did drugs for a short while and i have seen prostitutes and ive told her and she accepts that. To be honest, if i was given the chance of having a gangbang where i was the only guy then i would've done it. But there is a difference wanting to do something and actually doing it.

I'd also like to mention that we met on tinder and within half an hour of meeting up we were having sex in a hotel. But we both enjoyed each others company and got along very well. Also, in her previous relationship she had right before ours, she cheated on her BF 10 times. Seriously, 10 times. She met up with me the day after their relationship was 100% over. The reason why she cheated? She said because 'he was an dickhead and rear end in a top hat' who treated her like poo poo and she said he had a very small penis, something like 2 inches so he couldnt satisfy her.

I honestly feel so bad for myself. Her past is her past but why cant i just accept it? Im going through other personal problems in my life and this just makes it worse. SHE LOVES ME. She is constantly talking and messaging me and we do things most days. I should just be able to get over it and not care, but i do and i hate myself for it. She said was curious and wanted to experience things for herself, but seriously why did she have to put herself down like that? Just knowing she pretty much let 3 guys have their way with her doesn't paint a good in my mind. Like i've said to her, if i didnt love her then i wouldn't care, but i do, I LOVE HER TO DEATH and she loves me with all her heart.

I just want some general advice about this and how i can go about accepting her past and getting over this. It's only been 4 months, im just wondering how i would feel a few years into the relationship.

TL;DR Im having a very hard time accepting the fact that my gf had a mmf and mmmf

corn on the cop posted:

Pick posted:

corn on the cop posted:

I [26M] cannot get over the fact that my girlfriend [18F] had a threesome and a foursome before we met.

WampaLord posted:

It's insane how Mirthless has experience with every single topic that comes up in this thread.

corn on the cop posted:

i just love him getting upset over his teenage girlfriend's history when he hosed her within thirty-minutes of meeting and solicited prostitutes

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

They both sound like absurdly terrible people, so I recommend a strong dose of double

WampaLord posted:

It's insane how Mirthless has experience with every single topic that comes up in this thread.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I'm just saying if I had a threesome and then a foursome with women my friends would just call me "The Legend" and eventually forget my real name.

Patrick Spens posted:

Not going to lie, I was half expecting him to "well actually" the incest stories.