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Beachcomber posted:This situation really calls for something named "The Annihilator" or similar.
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After an entire year, they still haven't figured out butt sex? Wtf.
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For real it's not supposed to hurt for a week after you try it jfc. Not that she shouldn't still leave that rear end fetish nut anyway.
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Fullhouse posted:I know girl roommates can get remarkably petty with each other but this is something else I use ski goggles for +5 resistance to Onions, but I imagine swim goggles or even cheap laboratory goggles would work as well. Definitely NOT saying she should have cut the onion. That girl is crazy. Moridin920 posted:For real it's not supposed to hurt for a week after you try it jfc. If you keep picking at it, it's never going to get better. Beachcomber fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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Feb 13, 2017 22:59
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Leon Einstein posted:After an entire year, they still haven't figured out butt sex? Wtf. Clearly this is the real problem here.
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Mirthless posted:The problem is that every time I make more than two posts in a thread now it instantly creates a derail because we have people who follow this thread specifically to comment on my posting Motherfucker, you have more posts than anyone in this thread but Pick, and didn't start posting until page 380. Next time someone yells at you for being stupid, just let it go.
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Mr. Goodbytes posted:I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, and I always thank my lucky stars that it didn't present as badly as advanced Marfan's. Connective Tissue pathology can be such a damned drag. I'm a Physician in an area with a lot of EDS/Marfan cases, and when I see the advanced ones, it's always heartbreaking. Last one was a 15 year old who's almost totally blind from his lenses repeatedly just sliding around the inside of his eyes. My mother's case is significantly more expressed than mine. She has some spine problems, but otherwise seems all right. She is however very tall and veeeerry thin, which aesthetically is rewarded in our culture, but involves complications also.
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So is your mom taller than your dad, pick? I've always found that to be interesting
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Ouhei posted:Clearly this is the real problem here.
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Barudak posted:Probably not, actually. Ive not been to China that many times but between visiting and meeting some in the states Ive met a chunk of chinese people who only eat their style. Horror stories abound on Weibo, however, about being trapped with spicy region people and their cooking when youre from a non-spicy region which is second only to horror stories about cheese. Haha, growing up, one of my bff's families was direct from China (she however was born in the USA) and her parents did not "get" cheese and basically considered it devil food
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quote:"mercedes taste with a honda budget": how do I (21F) tell my friend (24M) that the reason he can't get girls is because he aims too high? it's not gay for your friend to suck your dick if you don't enjoy it, and other stories e: also, "asking for a friend" as hell
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Psycho Society posted:So is your mom taller than your dad, pick? I've always found that to be interesting No, my dad is still taller. My grandparents on my mother's side met at a tall people's club, where women were required to be 6' and men were required to be 6'4". Apparently they were a spectacle everywhere they went in the late 30s because people just weren't that tall. That crew remained friends for life, some of them are still in correspondence to this day (the alive ones).
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Pick posted:Haha, growing up, one of my bff's families was direct from China (she however was born in the USA) and her parents did not "get" cheese and basically considered it devil food There are these intense cram schools for kids going to the US for college to pre-acclimate to the culture. They tell you the forst American food you should experiment with is Italian, because its mostly noodle dishes. They then gravely warn you not to order the ravioli, as while it may look like a steam bun <teacher dims the lights, holds flashlight up to their face> its full of cheeeeeeeese.
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Pick posted:My grandparents on my mother's side met at a tall people's club a French grenadier battalion??
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ArbitraryC posted:I know this is several pages ago because of a mirth derail but lol this is fat fat and we should be ashamed as a country to be calling it normal. Also from several pages ago, but didn't someone mention/link a website where you can punch in weight/height values and get pictures of people with those measurements? We don't know how the lady carries her weight, but it might give some idea.
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Feb 13, 2017 23:16
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Pick posted:5'4" and 155lbs is fat Cute shoes!
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Fullhouse posted:it's not gay for your friend to suck your dick if you don't enjoy it, and other stories That's kind of true, though? I'm wondering how (21f) rates herself. Also, (24m) might be crushing on her and it's obvious to everyone but her.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Cute shoes! They're my super secret brand, but I will share it with you: Lasocki. They're inexpensive and extremely well made, and always cute and never stupid. They're made in Poland but you can get them in Germany and other nearby countries. (Look for the shoe store CCC.)
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Leon Einstein posted:After an entire year, they still haven't figured out butt sex? Wtf. it's probable that anal fetish guy sucks in bed and has unrealistic expectations about sex from watching too much porn. they don't film the warmup what's more likely though is that the poor woman is in the large group of people who simply do not enjoy anal at all. a small portion of people really enjoy it, a large group of people don't mind it, and a large group of people completely dislike it. iirc even a majority of gay male couples don't have anal sex. porn has normalized anal and empowered idiots like that guy to basically abuse and torture their partners genitals. dude needs to be sodomized himself so he can learn to respect his partner's health and happiness Pick posted:Haha, growing up, one of my bff's families was direct from China (she however was born in the USA) and her parents did not "get" cheese and basically considered it devil food cheese is super bizarre if you're not used to it. it's salted rotted dairy. a friend of mine has a lot of family in the old country and when she goes to visit/they come visit and cheese comes up as a topic, she describes it as "salted milk tofu" which seems to get the idea across boner confessor fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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boner confessor posted:they don't film the warmup Yeah this dude went 0 to "wear a buttplug while out and about" which is some fairly heavy S&M anal stuff really. fuckin' 
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Yeah, but if it hurts that bad, they're doing it wrong. She should say no or break up with him though. It's not a realistic expectation to have.
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Pick posted:My grandparents on my mother's side met at a tall people's club, where women were required to be 6' and men were required to be 6'4". Apparently they were a spectacle everywhere they went in the late 30s because people just weren't that tall. That crew remained friends for life, some of them are still in correspondence to this day (the alive ones). That rules. Content: quote:Anyone have a guess as to what I'm dealing with here? (21M) (20F) First comment: quote:You are dealing with a girl who glanced at you. Carry on. quote:I [16F] have made a huge, awkward mistake with [16F]
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Leon Einstein posted:She should say no or break up with him though. It's not a realistic expectation to have. oh for sure, both because she is 100% incompatible with him sexually and also he's either too selfish to care about her pain or he's some kind of creepy sadist
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Barudak posted:There are these intense cram schools for kids going to the US for college to pre-acclimate to the culture. They tell you the forst American food you should experiment with is Italian, because its mostly noodle dishes. They then gravely warn you not to order the ravioli, as while it may look like a steam bun <teacher dims the lights, holds flashlight up to their face> its full of cheeeeeeeese. Cheese is a super drat weird food, admittedly.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Also from several pages ago, but didn't someone mention/link a website where you can punch in weight/height values and get pictures of people with those measurements? We don't know how the lady carries her weight, but it might give some idea. You can look at the 150's too, if they were guys you might generously call them 'husky'.
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Yawgmoth posted:No. Ketchup goes on nothing because it's disgusting tomato frosting. Get the low sugar ketchup, I bought it for the first time like a month ago, it's amazing, has a kind of spicy flavor to it.
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Gluten Freeman posted:I [16F] have made a huge, awkward mistake with [16F] "I was looking at a girl, in the eyes, and she saw me! Did I ruin everything, forever?" teenagers. 
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Fullhouse posted:it's not gay for your friend to suck your dick if you don't enjoy it, and other stories she calls him a 4 and then says he's not ugly or anything haha
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MF_James posted:Get the low sugar ketchup, I bought it for the first time like a month ago, it's amazing, has a kind of spicy flavor to it. I will throw in another recommendation for the no sugar added ketchup, it is much better than normal ketchup and healthier to boot.
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ArbitraryC posted:she calls him a 4 and then says he's not ugly or anything haha She averages it out to a solid five!
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ArbitraryC posted:You can look at the 150's too, if they were guys you might generously call them 'husky'. You are loving lame as heck. Most of the women in those photos are slightly chubby, some are of perfectly ordinary average build, and a few of them are what I would consider strongly overweight.
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WampaLord posted:I will throw in another recommendation for the no sugar added ketchup, it is much better than normal ketchup and healthier to boot. Yeah, finding this out has seriously changed my life (in regards to ketchup). I am now in a monogamous relationship with the ketchup in my fridge, I will never touch, taste, lick or ingest any other ketchup; unless it's the same kind I have at home, at which point, it's not cheating, right?
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quote:My(29M) gf(27F) is angry/resentful of me, thinks I believe I am smarter than her. you sound like a fucknugget dude
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:You are loving lame as heck. Most of the women in those photos are slightly chubby, some are of perfectly ordinary average build, and a few of them are what I would consider strongly overweight. a good deal of those "overweight" looking people are also perfectly healthy but are carrying around excess skin from weight loss, too you can be at a very healthy weight and still look awful in the aftermath of obesity. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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quote:Also, I have a much better memory than her, and I think it annoys her that I correct her when she misremembers something like a direction or name. Here's how you resolve: stop being a condescending jackass who won't stop bragging about himself. quote:We were with some friends of mine and we were talking about some rather esoteric material yeah I'll fuckin' bet lol
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Mirthless posted:"I was looking at a girl, in the eyes, and she saw me! Did I ruin everything, forever?" i feel like there might be some unconscious internalised homophobia going on there but the post is so vague it's hard to tell
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Gluten Freeman posted:i feel like there might be some unconscious internalised homophobia going on there but the post is so vague it's hard to tell oh wow I didn't even notice it was a girl now that you mention it it does kind of have a "i'm not gay, why can't I stop?" vibe to it, doesn't it?
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Gluten Freeman posted:i feel like there might be some unconscious internalised homophobia going on there but the post is so vague it's hard to tell It is a bit vague but "I don't think I like her but honestly have no idea" gives it away imo. I mean ending up zoning out or something staring at someone and making eye contact awkwardly def happens but not that drat frequently with the same person lol.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:jfc did yall do anything this weekend besides argue about anime and loving Mirthless Good lord I think my gf and I dated for about 2 months before we had sex and o5 never occurred to me that I should write her a long rear end letter explaining how I wanted to rip her clothes off. Guess I was doing it wrong. Seems to me this guy has an incel brain, at weeks and after collecting 850 sex bux through gifts and kind deeds I am now ready to exchange them for a "sexytimes" as is customary, I am due at least two of these as due to you having a child and taking dick miles into account this is the number of sexbux you are worth. Please meet me at xyz hotel so that the sexytimes may commense, PIV is required.
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corn on the cop posted:you sound like a fucknugget dude If I'd touch the poop I'd just reply: "Than." (I got to the end of the first sentence saw that and went, NOOOOOPE.)
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