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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

TheScott2K posted:

Honestly it was rude of them to invite someone to an orgy they didn't intend to orgy with. That's just being a bad host.

"W-wine was invented by the Romans, for orgies....but nn-n orgy isn' much fun, if nobody wants to do it with youuu."

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Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

Mirthless posted:

I'm guessing he invited himself and everyone present was too crippled with social anxiety to tell him he couldn't come with them

Lol.
Yeah, probably, tbh.
Wouldn't want to make things awkward.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
If they'd countered with "you can jack off in the corner and you have to leave when you finish" everyone would have been happy. If Skip couldn't handle that then he's probably not cut out for group sex.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Maybe they all just got off to it but didn't know what cucking is yet.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
if anyone is sending out invitations, i've been told i'm good at the sex but I tend to take breaks for glasses of water alot

Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

TheScott2K posted:

If they'd countered with "you can jack off in the corner and you have to leave when you finish" everyone would have been happy. If Skip couldn't handle that then he's probably not cut out for group sex.

Another cock?!
In this nerd orgy?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Moridin920 posted:

Maybe they all just got off to it but didn't know what cucking is yet.

Honestly this is the only explanation I can think of, like they focus on how much of a creepy virgin the dude is and yet invite him over to hang out in the next room while they have a threesome. There's got to be some motive here cause it was literally planned out in advance.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

TheScott2K posted:

If they'd countered with "you can jack off in the corner and you have to leave when you finish" everyone would have been happy. If Skip couldn't handle that then he's probably not cut out for group sex.

I don't think Skip was really the problem, I just think he was being used as a totem in this situation

I think this was more about keeping this gross dude away from the girl he had professed a desire to rape

ArbitraryC posted:

Honestly this is the only explanation I can think of, like they focus on how much of a creepy virgin the dude is and yet invite him over to hang out in the next room while they have a threesome. There's got to be some motive here cause it was literally planned out in advance.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Kayla invited him hoping that he'd get the message she wasn't interested, somehow not expecting him to barge in and ask to take a turn

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Sep 7, 2014

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kayla, like susan, is a moron

e: i don't know why I thought kayla was the narrator, so replace kayla with "them goons"

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I feel like there's general agreement that someone should have jacked Eugene off.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Moridin920 posted:

Maybe they all just got off to it but didn't know what cucking is yet.

considering they apparently went at it multiple times afterwards, I have no doubt Eugene's pathetic humiliation was some pillow talk at some point that night

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

TheScott2K posted:

I feel like there's general agreement that someone should have jacked Eugene off.

that person is eugene

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mirthless posted:

considering they apparently went at it multiple times afterwards, I have no doubt Eugene's pathetic humiliation was some pillow talk at some point

I mean it had to have been right? Why else would you make a comment like "lol I'm not renting my gf out to a virgin." Not Eugene, not that fat weirdo goon, a virgin.

Mebbe I'm reading too much into it but idk man.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

boner confessor posted:

that person is eugene

imo Skip should have offered to do it, but only if Eugene could maintain eye contact the entire time

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Maybe they should have offered to watch him jerk it, seems like a reasonable compromise?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

ArbitraryC posted:

To be somewhat fair to him that is kind of a weird thing to just dump on someone and could be hugely inappropriate depending on how interested the person receiving the "compliment" is in them. I mean just imagine if the genders were swapped I don't think most people would be tripping over themselves to say how grateful a girl should be for that.

The genders aren't switched, though. Every one of my intimate encounters with women could be considered as sexual assault against me and would have gotten the ladies arrested if they were men and I were a woman. gently caress, even my only real girlfriend just came up out of nowhere one day and told me I was her boyfriend. I had no idea who she was.

Since I am a man though, nobody gives a poo poo and I can't really blame them. At no point was I unable to trivially overpower my assailants. That power differential is what really drives the different attitude. "If I didn't want it, I could've stopped it," is how that one goes, I think. That doesn't make that attitude ok, but it's the one I have to work with.

It's a lovely thing for her to have said "now that you're less fat, I might bone you if you tighten it up a little more." He's a man and unfortunately his expected role is to ignore the slight and go for the sex. He has to deal with how he decides to try to live up to that expectation, or defy it.

He should just push the emotions deep down inside. Maybe play some beach volleyball with the boys. I hear that works.

TL;DR
Get in them guts

E: Eugene shoulda just gotten naked and stood around pointing at his dick.

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Feb 15, 2017

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Pvt.Scott posted:

The genders aren't switched, though. Every one of my intimate encounters with women could be considered as sexual assault against me and would have gotten the ladies arrested if they were men and I were a woman. gently caress, even my only real girlfriend just came up out of nowhere one day and told me I was her boyfriend. I had no idea who she was.

Since I am a man though, nobody gives a poo poo and I can't really blame them. At no point was I unable to trivially overpower my assailants. That power differential is what really drives the different attitude. "If I didn't want it, I could've stopped it," is how that one goes, I think. That doesn't make that attitude ok, but it's the one I have to work with.

It's a lovely thing for her to have said "now that you're less fat, I might bone you if you tighten it up a little more." He's a man and unfortunately his expected role is to ignore the slight and go for the sex. He has to deal with how he decides to try to live up to that expectation, or defy it.

He should just push the emotions deep down inside. Maybe play some beach volleyball with the boys. I hear that works.

TL;DR
Get in them guts

He seems less upset about the overstepping of boundaries and more confused about a romantic possibility he had written off as impossible, at least, that's how it comes across to me

I get what you're saying, I just don't know if it's the same situation.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Moridin920 posted:

Maybe they should have offered to watch him jerk it, seems like a reasonable compromise?

I'll watch a dude jack off if I get to sex with two women after. That's a net result that is still strongly +hetero.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Pvt.Scott posted:

gently caress, even my only real girlfriend just came up out of nowhere one day and told me I was her boyfriend. I had no idea who she was.
I need to hear this story.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Psycho Society posted:

Well at least if he goes with the other girl he won't get confussed any more.

Also houses don't generally lock from the inside so he may just be making poo poo up.

Do you not have deadlocks on doors in your country? In :australia: every house I've ever lived in / been in has a deadlock that you can lock from either the inside or outside that stops the door from being opened from either side without a key. I believe the intent is if someone breaks into your house they won't be able to then open the door and waltz out with all your stuff.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

cyberia posted:

Do you not have deadlocks on doors in your country? In :australia: every house I've ever lived in / been in has a deadlock that you can lock from either the inside or outside that stops the door from being opened from either side without a key. I believe the intent is if someone breaks into your house they won't be able to then open the door and waltz out with all your stuff.

i have never once seen a door like this in the united states that was't in a very, very old house

you'll occasionally see it with old keyhole style door locks in colonial houses and the like but it's unheard of in modern homes. If I saw a door that locked with a key from the inside in a home, I would immediately assume something sinister was going on and probably look for a reason to leave

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
No you can always open the door from the inside. I'm not sure how "burglar is inside my house" could be preferable to "burglar has left with my stuff", but like, my possessions don't own me, man.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Mirthless posted:

i have never once seen a door like this in the united states that was't in a very, very old house

my apartment in chicago cannot be entered or exited without two different keys, so it's very likely the truth

i should emphasize that i am neither rich nor fancy

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

cyberia posted:

Do you not have deadlocks on doors in your country? In :australia: every house I've ever lived in / been in has a deadlock that you can lock from either the inside or outside that stops the door from being opened from either side without a key. I believe the intent is if someone breaks into your house they won't be able to then open the door and waltz out with all your stuff.

No, deadlocks here are locked by a knob from the inside, or locked with a key from the outside.

I'm not sure how any house with locks built like you're saying could get away in a modern country without being an obvious fire hazard.

Psycho Society fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Feb 15, 2017

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

cyberia posted:

Do you not have deadlocks on doors in your country? In :australia: every house I've ever lived in / been in has a deadlock that you can lock from either the inside or outside that stops the door from being opened from either side without a key. I believe the intent is if someone breaks into your house they won't be able to then open the door and waltz out with all your stuff.

No we don't the gently caress is this H.H. Holmes poo poo

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Yawgmoth posted:

I need to hear this story.

It was high school. A girl came up to me and gave me a note that she said was from her friend. The note said "I like you. I want you to be my boyfriend."

Her friend waited and I was just like, "uh, ok, sure." That's how I dated the sheriff's daughter for about eight months in my junior year.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I had a girlfriend who randomly painted me a cute little card that said "Will you be my boyfriend" and then handed me the paintbrush, and there was a little checkbox for yes or ....yes

cute. then she tore my heart out 6 days later

girls man

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
When I was in 7th grade a girl I thought was cute put a note in my locker saying she liked me near the start of the school year. I almost never used my locker and didn't find it until the end of the year. Blew my shot and I didn't even know it.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
there's a massive difference between "i want you to be my boyfriend" and "you're my boyfriend" though, wtf scott

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
shut up about goon crap, bring on the redditors.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Pick posted:

shut up about goon crap, bring on the redditors.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Me [30/F] with my parents [62/M&56/F], I was informed that they will give my inheritance to my brother (24/M).

quote:

Bit of a background with my family: Standard middle class. Parents are separated for 10 years, and my father has (a) girlfriend(s). I have one brother. I may have two other half-siblings with my father, but I can't be sure how many as he's sowing his oats quite wildly. I couldn't stand my father's leaving us to philander, so I cut off contact with him and we speak around once every 3 years. My brother is the only one who has a relationship with our father. My parents are in the process of getting the marriage annulled and are sorting through splitting of property (two-story house and land). Since they don't want to liquidate the house, they've decided to transfer ownership to their two common children (myself and my brother, 50-50 co-ownership) so that neither spouse gets to monopolize the house. My mother and brother live in the house, my father has his own apartment, while I live separately.

Last night, my mother told me that she and my father want to give the family home to my brother, and so I won't be a co-owner anymore. They also told me that I don't need any inheritance, because I have a career and will be able to do well on my own. Meanwhile, my brother (24/M), while a nice kid, did not finish college because he didn't like studying, has neither aspiration nor direction in life, has never had a job, and accidentally knocked up a girl recently. My mother said they worry about his future, and so he should get the family asset because I can save up to buy my own house given that I have a job.

Also of note: I financially support my mother ($1000/month), while my father financially supports my brother ($300/month). I also send my brother money for miscellaneous expenses, such as the occasional spending money for holidays or a new phone. I also assume that since my father only gives my brother around $300 a month, the $1000/month stipend I send to my mother is what feeds my brother. (Note: I am an expat and work overseas; the family and the house is in a different country.)

I understand why my parents are worried about my brother. He's a kind boy, but he's made a mess of his life and seems unmotivated to fix it. However, I cannot help but feel cheated. To me, it appears that my brother is being rewarded for not working hard and still he gets the family home. Meanwhile, I am being punished for working hard to become successful, financially stable, and becoming a provider to my mother.

According to my mother, it was my father's idea. I also feel that my father wants to cut me off because my brother is the only one with a relationship with him. My mother agreed because "in many families, the youngest child usually gets the the house" (not true; inheritance law states that each child gets an equal share).

Yes, if I save prudently, I will be able to afford my own house in 8-10 years assuming I never have my own family. (Saving for a house would be easier if I don't sent $1000 a month to my family, seriously.) My brother will very likely spend the rest of his days as a couch potato in the house they want him to inherit, and he will never have his own house if no one gives him one.

I do love my brother, but I also feel that coddling him will nurture his man-child mindset. Why should he even try to get a job when he has this big asset waiting for him, a perpetual roof over his head, and someone else is always putting food on the table and paying the bills? It feels like my parents are operating a socialist welfare regime where I subsidize everyone else.
I told my family that my brother can continue to live in the house since I am an expat, but would like my name retained on the title as co-owner. If my brother decides to sell the house in the future, I'd like my portion intact. I also told them that if they still decide to cut me off, I will contest in court because I am essentially a compulsory heir under law. This will very likely stress out this already broken family's relationship. My brother is innocent in this; he is not aware of my parents' intention and is so laid back that he has probably never thought of the house's future ownership.

Am I justified in feeling betrayed by this? Is it really understandable to cut off the more successful child in favor of the not-successful child? Right now, my mother is visiting with me and I can't even look at her without feeling hurt and taken advantage of. Should I just let this go and save even more aggressively for my own future?

tl;dr: Parents want to cut me off future inheritance and give everything to my younger brother, because I have a career and a future while brother is a 24-year-old couch potato. I am the breadwinner of the family. I feel betrayed and taken advantage of. Am I justified in feeling this way, and just let this go?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

InediblePenguin posted:

there's a massive difference between "i want you to be my boyfriend" and "you're my boyfriend" though, wtf scott

Is there, though? I didn't even know the lady and she was getting confirmation our current relationship status. Not "hey would you like to hang out some time," or "do you like me," or whatever. It was a statement of desire presented through a third party (who was presenting herself almost like a second at a duel), not a question. It has been, poo poo, 18 years or so, I guess, so fine details are hazy. I remember it being very forceful.

When I first met Cathleen she clung to my arm like we had been going steady for months and pretty much acted like we had been a couple all along. It was weird.

I suppose I could have elaborated.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Me [30/F] with my parents [62/M&56/F], I was informed that they will give my inheritance to my brother (24/M).

I'd feel very very disgruntled in an "unhappy vassal in CK2" kind of way but it's their money to do with what they will.

I'd def cut off that financial support though because gently caress them then haha.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

InediblePenguin posted:

there's a massive difference between "i want you to be my boyfriend" and "you're my boyfriend" though, wtf scott

Wait which Scott was that directed to

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Moridin920 posted:

I'd feel very very disgruntled in an "unhappy vassal in CK2" kind of way but it's their money to do with what they will.

I'd def cut off that financial support though because gently caress them then haha.

Yeah, pretty much. "Oh okay, gonna start saving this 1k/month towards my own house then".

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

but would like my name retained on the title as co-owner. If my brother decides to sell the house in the future, I'd like my portion intact.

Wait though what?

If she's already got her name on the title they can't just taksie backsies the house lol.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Moridin920 posted:

Wait though what?

If she's already got her name on the title they can't just taksie backsies the house lol.

She clarifies that she does not, I think it's in a draft separation agreement or something.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Pvt.Scott posted:

Is there, though? I didn't even know the lady and she was getting confirmation our current relationship status. Not "hey would you like to hang out some time," or "do you like me," or whatever. It was a statement of desire presented through a third party (who was presenting herself almost like a second at a duel), not a question. It has been, poo poo, 18 years or so, I guess, so fine details are hazy. I remember it being very forceful.

When I first met Cathleen she clung to my arm like we had been going steady for months and pretty much acted like we had been a couple all along. It was weird.

That is really weird. One of the best parts of a relationship is getting to know the other person for the first time. And you just pretended that wasn't happening?

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Me [30/F] with my parents [62/M&56/F], I was informed that they will give my inheritance to my brother (24/M).

Dude's getting upset pretty early, considering his parents won't die for probably another 20 years easily. Maybe the younger brother will shape up by then.

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