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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

How dad is it to spill a bottle of 500 CVS brand ibuprofen pills because I just did that.

down your throat? :ohdear:

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Considering this is GiP, I should've clarified that no they spilled all over my desk and floor.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
thats good then. did it slip out of your hands as you were struggling to twist the cap?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

How dad is it to spill a bottle of 500 CVS brand ibuprofen pills because I just did that.

it's pretty mom if you accompanied it with a bottle of wine

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I started watching The Mick. I'm afraid to like it because then Fox is statistically more likely to cancel it.

Kinda surprised how much I'm enjoying it though.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

holocaust bloopers posted:

How dad is it to spill a bottle of 500 CVS brand ibuprofen pills because I just did that.

My parents asked me to bring back two 100 packs of Ibuprofen before the winter break, the smallest thing above 100 pcs that Walmart had was two 500 pcs bottles strapped together in an obscenely cheap value pack.

Sure, a loving thousand ibuprofen pills, just as like a normal household needs them.

Gotta be able to hit the maximum allowed daily dosage for 120 days. :downs:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I didn't even balk at a 500 pill bottle. Military medicine: Motrin cures all. Although I'm happy these are tiny pills and not that loving 800 mg horse pill the AF issued.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Naked Bear posted:

As long as they stay in the corner and gobble up the other bugs, they're cool. As soon as you start crawling into places that you shouldn't be, you're getting squished. Sorry, li'l duder, but that's the way it is.

Yep.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

holocaust bloopers posted:

I didn't even balk at a 500 pill bottle. Military medicine: Motrin cures all. Although I'm happy these are tiny pills and not that loving 800 mg horse pill the AF issued.

Yeah, smaller longterm doses have helped me much better with inflammation stuff. I've worked a long loving time to get off 80mg of Omeprazole daily and worked my way down to 60, If I would have had to pop 800mg of Ibuprofen three times per day during my tendonitis last summer, I would have been been throwing up blood after day four or something.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

How dad is it to spill a bottle of 500 CVS brand ibuprofen pills because I just did that.

make sure you got them all, ibuprofen is extremely toxic to cats :ohdear:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

I didn't even balk at a 500 pill bottle. Military medicine: Motrin cures all. Although I'm happy these are tiny pills and not that loving 800 mg horse pill the AF issued.

A couple days ago I stumbled upon a bunch of percocets I didn't realize I had. Probably the highlight of 2017.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Speaking dadliest spills, I just spilled almost a whole thing of garlic powder. At least it will keep the vampires back a bit tonight I suppose.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
you wouldnt know a fuckin vampire if one jumped up and bit the end of your dick :human being:

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you wouldnt know a fuckin vampire if one jumped up and bit the end of your dick :human being:

lmao

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you wouldnt know a fuckin vampire if one jumped up and bit the end of your dick :human being:

Bitch is called my ex-wife. She was the joy sucking, life ruining type of vampire that got waaaaay too involved in the ongoings of a gently caress-toothed backwater Louisianan and over varieties of the television folklore monsters, but never saw that the true monster was herself.


Bram Stoker was probably just writing about poo poo his wife was doing to him to drive him insane.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Spiders are cool, unless they're venomous.
The number of spiders on this planet that are non-venomous is barely out of the single digits. Fortunately, the number of spiders in the US that are deadly to humans is in the single digits.

:nms: (if you're a pussy)Uloboridae is a family of non-venomous spiders, known as cribellate orb weavers or hackled orb weavers. Their lack of venom glands is a secondarily evolved trait. Instead, they wrap their prey thoroughly in silk, cover it in regurgitated digestive enzymes and then ingest the liquified body.
Sweet dreams.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mad Dragon posted:

The number of spiders on this planet that are non-venomous is barely out of the single digits. Fortunately, the number of spiders in the US that are deadly to humans is in the single digits.

:nms: (if you're a pussy)Uloboridae is a family of non-venomous spiders, known as cribellate orb weavers or hackled orb weavers. Their lack of venom glands is a secondarily evolved trait. Instead, they wrap their prey thoroughly in silk, cover it in regurgitated digestive enzymes and then ingest the liquified body.
Sweet dreams.

The biggest spiders allegedly taste like shrimp.

Spiders got more to fear from me than I do them.

:chef:

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003
Wow Zeris, a new avvy and a probation for no particular reason?

It's said you only tease those you like. Do you want my number, bb? :wink:

re: spider chat, this is a thumping good read http://ednieuw.home.xs4all.nl/australian/Spidaus.html The website was made in the late 90s and is part of a web-ring! I bet if you look you can even find a guestbook to sign! But you can look up all about Eurospiders, which like to build their habitats in discarded cigarette boxes or baguette bags.

Ever heard of a netcasting spider? They wrap web around their four forelegs and wave it around like a net to catch bugs!

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I feel compelled the give silent thanks to my crusty old retired E-7 tech school instructor who beat us over the head with doing aircraft forms correctly. Preparing for a casefile audit next week and my boss told me he wasn't worried about me because I'm "meticulous" with my paperwork. Thanks Air Force!

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I'll be at Hanscom for work the day before St. Patrick's Day, which is on a Friday this year. Is it worth sticking around in Boston for it, or is it an annoying shitshow?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
There is no way I'd leave Boston prior to that.

St Patrick's Day is one of only three reasons I'd ever go to Boston in the first place (the others being the USS Constitution and wearing pinstripes to a Yankees-Red Sox game at Fenway).

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Godholio posted:

There is no way I'd leave Boston prior to that.

St Patrick's Day is one of only three reasons I'd ever go to Boston in the first place (the others being the USS Constitution and wearing pinstripes to a Yankees-Red Sox game at Fenway).

same but Mets instead of yankees

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Godholio posted:

There is no way I'd leave Boston prior to that.

St Patrick's Day is one of only three reasons I'd ever go to Boston in the first place (the others being the USS Constitution and wearing pinstripes to a Yankees-Red Sox game at Fenway).

Yeah I booked the return flight for Sunday morning so I can spend Saturday exploring revolutionary era history while walking off my hangover.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
the roads are about clear enough to take the s2000 out for a drive tomorrow :)

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

psydude posted:

Yeah I booked the return flight for Sunday morning so I can spend Saturday exploring revolutionary era history while walking off my hangover.

the freedom trail is cool, and made cooler by the amount of bars in the area

the boston aquarium and science museum are rad too

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the freedom trail is cool, and made cooler by the amount of bars in the area

the boston aquarium and science museum are rad too

Which area should I stay in to maximize food/drinking/lesser-well-known touristy stuff? The North End?

e: All of my knowledge of Boston comes from Fallout 4 and Mark Wahlberg movies.

psydude fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Feb 15, 2017

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

psydude posted:

Which area should I stay in to maximize food/drinking/lesser-well-known touristy stuff? The North End?



theres so many weird bars there that if you google around first you can def find someplace alright

https://www.thrillist.com/drink/boston/best-bars-in-boston would be a good start

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

last time i was drinking in boston was our battalion r+r day after doing 2 weeks at fort devens for AT

we got shitfaced and had to run from quincy market to bunker hill in 30 minutes for formation. it was like 2pm and there were about 50 of us drunkedly running across the bridge to make formation

good times

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

psydude posted:

I'll be at Hanscom for work the day before St. Patrick's Day, which is on a Friday this year. Is it worth sticking around in Boston for it, or is it an annoying shitshow?

Haha well right outside of Hanscom's main gate is a Liam Maguires Irish pub which is a lovely chain, so there's that.

You're about 25 minutes from Boston with no traffic if you're staying at Hanscom during the weekend. If you plan on driving in and are active duty/reserve/retired, you can drive onto the coast guard base and get free parking for the day (no overnight though). Otherwise expect to pay a ton for parking.

In the north end, I would hit up Ernesto's for awesome pizza-it's about .5 miles from the coast guard base. Otherwise if you want a great sub, go to Dino's or Monica's. Really in the north end, you can't go wrong picking a place.

Driving in Boston can suck-most of the roads are narrow, but hopefully the snow is all melted by then and you can fit more than one car down most of the side roads.

I don't really drink in Boston so I can't help with that-I stay outside of the city for that.

Also: the T (subway) is free for military as well. Just find a worker near the turnstiles and show then your ID.

Edit: Hanover street is the north end is where most of the touristy (but still pretty good food) is at. The places I recommended above are one street over on Salem street.

nwin fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Feb 16, 2017

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdy8CG09rSU

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I'd like to apologize for the mouthcancer of my southeastern neighbors.




Also: :drat:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
It's crazy how many people are just hanging out on the course and have to leap out of the way at the last second, but maybe that's some cool drunk game because life sucks

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

sex swing from IKEA posted:

Haha well right outside of Hanscom's main gate is a Liam Maguires Irish pub which is a lovely chain, so there's that.

You're about 25 minutes from Boston with no traffic if you're staying at Hanscom during the weekend. If you plan on driving in and are active duty/reserve/retired, you can drive onto the coast guard base and get free parking for the day (no overnight though). Otherwise expect to pay a ton for parking.

In the north end, I would hit up Ernesto's for awesome pizza-it's about .5 miles from the coast guard base. Otherwise if you want a great sub, go to Dino's or Monica's. Really in the north end, you can't go wrong picking a place.

Driving in Boston can suck-most of the roads are narrow, but hopefully the snow is all melted by then and you can fit more than one car down most of the side roads.

I don't really drink in Boston so I can't help with that-I stay outside of the city for that.

Also: the T (subway) is free for military as well. Just find a worker near the turnstiles and show then your ID.

Edit: Hanover street is the north end is where most of the touristy (but still pretty good food) is at. The places I recommended above are one street over on Salem street.

I'm staying in Boston after I'm done at Hanscom, so that's not an issue. Where's the best drinking, then, if not in the city?

psydude fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Feb 16, 2017

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

It's crazy how many people are just hanging out on the course and have to leap out of the way at the last second, but maybe that's some cool drunk game because life sucks

I think that and the ridiculously powerful cars is what killed Group B.

Audi or someone said they wouldn't be involved unless safety measures were put in place

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

http://www.topgear.com/car-news/motorsport/corner-killed-group-b

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
:siren:
First idiot to want it gets a digital HD code for Arrival.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

holocaust bloopers posted:

:siren:
First idiot to want it gets a digital HD code for Arrival.

yo

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

IT HAS BEEN SENT

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
gently caress too late

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.



Forever the rally drivers of my heart

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