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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I'd take any incarnation of Luthor over Trump.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Detective No. 27 posted:

I'd take any incarnation of Luthor over Trump.

I'd take the head of the Secret Empire. :smith:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

davidspackage posted:

Is the Hitler cure a loaded handgun?

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Kwyndig posted:

I believe Batroc the Leaper spends his existence in a state of quantum uncertainty like Magneto, Stilt-man, or all those mutants from M-day. He can only be dead when he's not being actively observed by the reader.

This is actually a plot point




(Unbelievable Gwenpool 3)

Batroc does not exist when not on panel.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The only insane orange president for me

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Uh I must have missed when Norman was ever President.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Ghostlight posted:

The only insane orange president for me



No, that's the Green Goblin, Hobgoblin is the orange one.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

X-O posted:

Uh I must have missed when Norman was ever President.

Shield director seems more powerful an office.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Ghostlight posted:

The only insane orange president for me



The president is Tommy Lee Jones I guess

haitfais
Aug 7, 2005

I am offended by your ham, sir.
I'd vote for him.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



X-O posted:

Uh I must have missed when Norman was ever President.
Earth X, although that picture isn't from it.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Okay one more



USAvengers 3

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

site posted:

Okay one more



USAvengers 3

I just love the look the crew is giving him like "Captain you don't actually have to talk like that all the time."

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

dont even fink about it posted:

The president is Tommy Lee Jones I guess

He certainly would not sanction the current buffoonery.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Dillbag posted:

He certainly would not sanction the current buffoonery.

His Under Siege character would. Coin flip for Batman Forever.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

site posted:

Okay one more



USAvengers 3

How come everyone's so shiny? Did they grease themselves up for battle?

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

dordreff posted:

How come everyone's so shiny? Did they grease themselves up for battle?

Maybe! They're robots.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


TwoPair posted:

This is actually a plot point




(Unbelievable Gwenpool 3)

Batroc does not exist when not on panel.

That is some harsh poo poo to drop on a guy.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Gwenpool is not a very considerate individual.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Batroc gets to drop some truth bombs himself later on though at least

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
I like lots of things about the Gwenpool series but if I had to pick one thing to like it would be Gwen and Batroc's relationship.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

prefect posted:

I remember three; Batroc Ze Leapair, Machete, and Zaran the Weapon-Master.

Man, I loved the Bloodstone Hunt arc in Captain America. :allears:

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

dordreff posted:

How come everyone's so shiny? Did they grease themselves up for battle?

I like that the Pirate Lady gets a box to stand on so we can see her cleavage. Captain also has serious Liefeld Mouth, he should have that looked at.

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

wait, does she even have enhanced strength?

It's Spider Woman, so like everything else about her who the gently caress even knows? And I say this as a fan of hers!

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

prefect posted:

I remember three; Batroc Ze Leapair, Machete, and Zaran the Weapon-Master. One of those last two guys had blades instead of hands.

Zaran the Weapons Master was just, uh, a guy who was good with weapons. The guy with blades for hands was Razor Fist.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Lurdiak posted:

Gwenpool is not a very considerate individual.

Why would she be, everyone she's interacting with is fictional.

Also duh, she's a comic book fan.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Grendels Dad posted:

Why would she be, everyone she's interacting with is fictional.

Also duh, she's a comic book fan.

It's not fictional to them.


Does anyone know where this is from? Is it related to InGwenible Hulk?

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

That's definitely from a Secret Wars tie-in. I don't remember which one though.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I love sad Doc Sampson in the corner so much.


Red posted:

It's not fictional to them.

Yeah but, they are fictional.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Grendels Dad posted:

Why would she be, everyone she's interacting with is fictional.

People who live in glass comics...

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Grendels Dad posted:

I love sad Doc Sampson in the corner so much.


Yeah but, they are fictional.

So is Gwenpool.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Grendels Dad posted:

I love sad Doc Sampson in the corner so much.

No one in comics fucks up as much as Doc Samson.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Red posted:

No one in comics fucks up as much as Doc Samson.



He and Hal Jordan need to team up sometime.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Grendels Dad posted:

He and Hal Jordan need to team up sometime.

We all joke about having something corny on our tombstone, but By God, one man was tacky enough to do it.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Red posted:

No one in comics fucks up as much as Doc Samson.



Hey man gamma powered or not, getting hit in the nuts with a steel ball gonna hurt

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Are requests kosher in this thread? I'm trying to find a Spider-Man comic I remember reading where he chances upon two aliens fighting each other, and it looks like one of them is an escaped slave and the other is his master who's trying to recapture him. So Spidey launches into an impassionate speech saying that freedom and self-determination are universal right and so on, only for the "escapee" to interrupt him.

:raise: "I am not a slave."
:spidey: "What? But you called him 'master', didn't you? ...Oh god this is totally a sex thing isn't it."
:raise: "What, do things like this not exist on your planet?"

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
That happened in Dragon Ball Z Abridged recently.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004


That was much funnier than it had any right to be.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Red posted:

Does anyone know where this is from? Is it related to InGwenible Hulk?
It's Secret Wars Journal #3.

Mikl posted:

Are requests kosher in this thread? I'm trying to find a Spider-Man comic I remember reading where he chances upon two aliens fighting each other, and it looks like one of them is an escaped slave and the other is his master who's trying to recapture him. So Spidey launches into an impassionate speech saying that freedom and self-determination are universal right and so on, only for the "escapee" to interrupt him.

:raise: "I am not a slave."
:spidey: "What? But you called him 'master', didn't you? ...Oh god this is totally a sex thing isn't it."
:raise: "What, do things like this not exist on your planet?"


[Captain Marvel #10]

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Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

Test Pattern posted:

It's Spider Woman, so like everything else about her who the gently caress even knows? And I say this as a fan of hers!

She's supposed to have superhuman strength (the 5-ton range or so), but I honestly can't think of a story offhand where she actually uses it. Jessica does a lot of scrapping in the Hopeless run, but it's rarely the kind of wall-busting activity that you'd expect.

By rights, she's got a very flexible power set: strength, wall-climbing, pheromones, and the venom blasts. She's just coming off a long stretch as a character where she's rarely allowed to be as competent as she used to be.

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