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Not everyone here has magnifying glasses, though
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 01:07 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:59 |
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I love this poo poo. Army General Used Government Credit Card at Strip Clubs
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 02:17 |
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Memento posted:I love this poo poo. Doesn't this sort of story pop up every few months or so? I remember being briefed about what you can and can't use your GTC for.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 02:55 |
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Yep. FFS guys, hit the ATM at the hotel, THEN go to the titty bar.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 02:56 |
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Godholio posted:Yep. I have literally done this with a work credit card. "Entertaining clients/sundries" covers a vast array of sins on your monthly expense report.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 02:58 |
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Our PMEL had some guys from the UAE come to train with them one time. Before they left they really wanted to visit a strip club so the superintendent and some other guys brought them to one downtown. Suffice it to say one of these guys thought they were kidding when told that you aren't allowed to touch.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 03:52 |
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Kuroyama posted:Doesn't this sort of story pop up every few months or so? I remember being briefed about what you can and can't use your GTC for. And it always seems like it's an officer too, so the entire enlisted will have to do another Online Training Course followed by PPT Hell and another form to sign.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:46 |
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Vriess posted:And it always seems like it's an officer too, so the entire enlisted will have to do another Online Training Course followed by PPT Hell and another form to sign. The job of a good Sergeant is to
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 06:40 |
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Wild T posted:The job of a good Sergeant is to Good to know I did something right in my career...
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 20:46 |
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Memento posted:I love this poo poo. This exact thing was responsible for one the the handful of E7>E6 reductions I've seen in the wild.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 15:34 |
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Memento posted:I love this poo poo. Worked for this sack of gently caress in Afghanistan. He looks like the lieutenant from The Wire. He was mystified as to why we would not print out hard copy of every TS report that was published, every day, and put them in a binder and leave them on his desk so he could read them first thing in the morning. His office was in a loving stock standard B Hut. His best objection? "My driver will be here all night, he can keep an eye on it." (Driver has no clearance of any kind, and certainly does not sit in the office all night.)
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:03 |
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JohnnyHardcore posted:Worked for this sack of gently caress in Afghanistan. He looks like the lieutenant from The Wire. He was mystified as to why we would not print out hard copy of every TS report that was published, every day, and put them in a binder and leave them on his desk so he could read them first thing in the morning. His office was in a loving stock standard B Hut. His best objection? "My driver will be here all night, he can keep an eye on it." (Driver has no clearance of any kind, and certainly does not sit in the office all night.) This is going in my docket that I'm preparing for when I bring my case to the supreme court that all nobles must be loving hanged.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:04 |
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Mike-o posted:This is going in my docket that I'm preparing for when I bring my case to the supreme court that all nobles must be loving hanged. I would break my "snitches get stitches" policy to testify in this proceeding.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:08 |
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probably fake, but entirely believable and p funny regardless
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:29 |
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From the YOSPOS US opsec thread:infernal machines posted:missile warning system? we do that poo poo live to production
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:37 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:From the YOSPOS US opsec thread: quote:their leadership is using the incident as a learning opportunity. Article 15s for everyone involved, and a learning opportunity for a 2LT?
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 20:05 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:less of a sitcom and more of a black comedy Tyler Perry's Army?
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 20:27 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Tyler Perry's Army? is this when you look over your shoulder and say "kept you waiting huh?"
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:59 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Tyler Perry's Army? Madea Goes to War
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:05 |
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Sun Wu Kampf posted:
Don't care if it's fake, loving lost it at the final line.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:02 |
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That's actually pretty awesome field expedient training for how a military funeral is conducted.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:08 |
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hogmartin posted:If you haven't showered with Dr. Bronner's liquid peppermint soap and then dried off and doused your junk/rear end with Gold Bond, you're truly missing out on what it feels like to slip the surly bonds of earth to teabag a snowman. This is more for a Lets talk about Geniuses thread, but convenience stores in Japan sell these menthylated body wipes called 'Gatsby Wipes' and some either old coveralls came with the pockets cut out or the guys would cut the pockets out. Start falling asleep on watch? Just reach on in and give a cool rub down fore and aft to perk up on watch.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 19:07 |
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piL posted:This is more for a Lets talk about Geniuses thread, but convenience stores in Japan sell these menthylated body wipes called 'Gatsby Wipes' and some either old coveralls came with the pockets cut out or the guys would cut the pockets out. Start falling asleep on watch? Just reach on in and give a cool rub down fore and aft to perk up on watch. In order to stay alert I use to use tiger balm on my face cheeks.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:20 |
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LingcodKilla posted:In order to stay alert I use to use tiger balm on my face cheeks. thermogenic pills that destroy my liver with B-Vitamin overdoses and tweak me out for 6 hours. Accidently overdosed once. Saw through space and time.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:36 |
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I'd just breathe in hand sanitizer. Blast of alcohol to the sinuses clears you up and wakes you up.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 17:12 |
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Soulex posted:I'd just breathe in hand sanitizer. Blast of alcohol to the sinuses clears you up and wakes you up. Sniffing pepper, as in snorting a tiny bit, is enough to wake me up. Most random powders work too. Snort just enough to get it into your nose, you don't need to snort it as deep as you can.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 20:26 |
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Jesus you weirdos just get some sleep and drink some coffee.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 20:41 |
I just take a huge hit of methamphetamine to wake up!
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:51 |
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Jesus you weirdos just get some sleep and drink some coffee. doesn't sounds like what idiots would do tbh
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:12 |
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my kinda ape posted:I just take a huge hit of methamphetamine to wake up! #lifehacks
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:26 |
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chemosh6969 posted:Most random powders work too. This one's a bit hit-or-miss, since some days you end up really goddamn awake, and other days you end up with Anthrax.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:46 |
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Hremsfeld posted:This one's a bit hit-or-miss, since some days you end up really goddamn awake, and other days you end up with Anthrax. Yeah but if you get anthrax you won't be put on watch anytime soon, so win/win right? Fake edit: suicide watch doesn't count.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:53 |
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Jesus you weirdos just get some sleep and drink some coffee. I have to tell my soldiers that being tired all the time is, in fact, not normal, not cool or fun, and is in fact a sign of depression. I had to go so far as to tell a soldier to stop skipping sleep or I would escort them to mental health, because either way they needed to fix it.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 01:06 |
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Thats not a military thing thats our 'protestant work ethic' thats been morphed into 'work yourself to death for the benefit of the company or whatever'
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 01:52 |
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Wasabi the J posted:I have to tell my soldiers that being tired all the time is, in fact, not normal, not cool or fun, and is in fact a sign of depression. It's also a sign of 6 on/6 off shifts.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:07 |
Stultus Maximus posted:It's also a sign of 6 on/6 off shifts. you know what's worse than 6/6 is 8/8
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:08 |
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Two Finger posted:you know what's worse than 6/6 is 8/8 five and dimes hosed me up the most.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:13 |
6/6 sucked but with a power nap during one and straight to sleep during the other it was manageable 8/8 was loving shithouse because your body's rhythm got totall disrupted got to the point where i might as well have been IVing black coffee to stay functional
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:19 |
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Two Finger posted:you know what's worse than 6/6 is 8/8 https://www.researchgate.net/publication/298722135_Final_report_project_HORIZON V No, I get it, I was just saying there's been studies about this kinda stuff that I slide up the chain when watches get out of hand. V Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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yeah i wasn't talking about 4/8, i was talking about 8/8 which i did when i was in fishing 4/8 is ok
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